Poll: Which theme song speaks best about the person? I dunno how to word it xD Vote Now!
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.
GUESSSS WHATTTT... IM BACK 13ICHESSSSS!! - AND BETTER THAN EVER, SORRY I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG I repeat, because I disappeared again. ~`_~
Name: Just call me Jaiden. I lost my real name... well thats coz' my friends call me all sorts of names. I gots one for each letter of the Alphabet! except X. -.-
Age: I am 15! Woo! ¬¬
Height: Lets say im around 5'9. PLEASSEE STOPP GROWWWINNGGGG!!!
About me: I'm a tom boy, sorta gothic like ( I hate bright colors 'cept white and Neon Colours their always an exception.), kinda dark and shady, love listning to music, kinda diss lots of ppl who piss me off, well mybe you guys can guess what type of person I am. I also own a Quizilla account. search for 1stskye.
Facts: If you feed me chocolate I get VERY Hyper (Thats NOT a good thing), I swear in most sentances that comes out my mouth, I easily get pissed ( If you wish to feel the power of my Iron fist then annoy me to no end), I sometimes wonder what am I doing in life.
Fave Anime/Manga: Air Gear, Outlaw Star, Bleach, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Fruba, Full moon wo sagashite, Pokemon, Naruto, and much more!
Fave Cross Pairings:
My Current hottest Yaoi and Yuri Pairings are: Yaoi: Hibari X Dino (Katekyo Hitman Reborn) and Yuri: Sakura X Hinata (Naruto)
Pairing I Dislike: Any that are not in the lists above.
Errrrr... The name JKL-Kiitten Is also my gaia account name. Yes there is meant to be 2 'I's
Check out my (personal best) vid:
HERES THE LINK TO THE PHOTOBUCKET ALBUM FOR 'Keep Holding On':
x\x/x\x MY POEMS x/x\x/x
I won’t leave a letter
I’m Sorry I let all our memories fade away
When I return I will be different,
I was always known,
You were always known,
But why is it, every time,
My tears are like the rain,
But soon, in the end,
Everyday is a gift, Not a given Right.
Instead of looking back on the bad things that have happened -
Love is like a drop of water - It comes and goes.
Life is like a game of chess.
o/\o\/o\ HIS POEMS /o\/o/\o
It's hard not to cry, hard to believe.
Say it ain't true. Say it today.
The Harder we play, the faster we fall.
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THESE AND PUT THEM ON YOUR PROFILE(EXCEPT FOR MissyVeex because she knows me and my special person!) THESE BELONG TO ME AND A DEAR SOMEONE OF MINE THERE FOR I ASK YOU NOT TO TAKE THESE!
My Fave & Funni Quotes:
If you were to look at a book... We're more like a DVD - Charles Nguyen
It's mind over matter, I don't Mind and you don't matter. - Me
Shut don't go up!- Anyone
Now that the Uglies are a couple...- Me
My little pony! All skinny and boney! - T.G my other friend expecially the way he Sings/Says it!
OH MY RAMEN! - Naruto
You woke me up JUST to tell me that? - Me ( I did that to my mom once...)
Now that I think of it Orochimaru and Madusa are related there both ugly and they both have something to do with snakes! - Me
While a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on tree's, tree's are a part of nature, nature is beautiful, so thank you - Lunar-Locket
I can't hit a ball for Toffee! - My cousin ( On the Wii we were playin baseball she missed alot )
Tea is too refined for your crude taste buds - Toto - The Cat Returns
Here's another curse, may all your bacon burn - Calcifer - Howl's Movining Castle
OMG what Has Orochimaru-teme done to you?! - Me
My Life don't matter, I'll just haunt you after. - Me (I was bein random.)
No shit, sherlock - Hidan (On eppie 77 Shippuuden)
If a rose is a symbol of love, then why does it die? - Me
If you cried Id cry with you if you laugh , I'd stare, If you fell over, Id laugh. - Dan
Laugh at me I hit you, Hit me back I'll kick you where it hurts most - Me and Tina
Pfffft! Thats not a king, thats a fuzzy Maraca! - Timone - Lion King II
You've got balls Kid. But too bad I'm gonna turn em' to ashes! - Vannessa - Luminous Arc ( I just Cracked at that)
Copy and paste:
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this on your profile
If you have ever fallen UP the stairs copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vice versa copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests copy and paste this on your profile
If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile
92 percent of the teenage population would be dead if Ambercrombie and Bitch-er i mean Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this on your profile if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their ass off.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile
98 percent of teenagers has or do smoke pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever randomly broke out in a dance and didn't care who was watching, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile
If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile
If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile
If you love any kind of ice cream at all, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever bitch-slapped a snob PROUDLY put this on your profile
If you'v been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever started a food fight copy and paste this on your profile
If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...)
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken-Butt-Hair-Dude' copy and paste this on your profile while laughing your head off.
If you want Karin (from Naruto) to crawl in a hole and die, copy and paste this on your profile
92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the 8 percent who stayed with rock, copy and paste this on your profile
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile
If you think those stupid kids should give that Godforesaken rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever tripped on your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your rofile
If you don't like NejiHina copy and paste this on your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (i find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile. ( I am a bit not alot...)
If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.
If you want to smack the living daylight out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile!
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile
If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile
If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile
If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile
eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX, xxlonely-avengerxx, Gothic Petals, Hate is Unique
If you think Deidara is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx. Gothic Petals, Hate is Unique
If you think Sasori is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx. Gothic Petals, Hate is Unique
If you hate Sasuke copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx. Gothic Petals, Hate is Unique
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
My Favorite Anime/Cartoon charaters:
Sakura (She rocks!)
Hinata (just because she is shy, dosent mean she cant whup your ass!)
Tenten (I'm the second tenten!)
Temari (I dunno she's cool)
Shino (:D he understands the meaning on silence really well.)
Hidan (I loves you!! your sooooo funny)
Tobi (weird but cool)
Sasori (The perfect tool in the box (Alongside all my fave fighters(Look above)))
Asuka (Hell her eva can battle)
Rei ( She sacrfices herself for others)
Ichigo (Rather funny, he reminds me of someone)
Kenpachi (My fighting buddy!)
Yachiru (My sweet eatin buddy, Funny nickname maker)
Nova/Noba (Hehe Just plain awesome)
Hitsugaya (Total Coolness)
Rangiku (Just plain lolment)
Grimmjow (Again he remindes me of someone)
Agito (I'm obsessed with youuuuu! XP)
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN we really fucked up!"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste
FREINDS: Will lend you an Umbrella In the rain.
BESTFRIENDS: Will take yours and say "RUN BITCH RUN!"
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG WHEN...
1) You accidentaly enter your password in your microwave
2) You havent played solitaire with real cards for years
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because the dont have a screen name or my space
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then pushing the buttons on your tv
6) Your boss dosent have the abilitly to do your job
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8) As you read this list your thinking about sendig it to your friends
9) And you were to busy to notice number 5
10) You scrolled baack up to see if there was number 5
11) Now your laughing at your self stupidly
12) Put this in your profile and you know you did
Guys hears some advice and i think you need it (well some guys anyway) (like umm NARUO!! and SASUKE!!)
1) When she acts shy - say i love you
2) When she runs away from you - chase her
3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH)
4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight
5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you
6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention
7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go
8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL
9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it
10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her
11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you'
12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry
13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers
21 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "GO,PIKACU, GO!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
21. Go up to random people and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" ect. and see if they respond to save themselves from embaressment...
TOTAL SINGS OF FLIRTING (FOR GUYS AND GIRLS)
TO KNOW WHEN A GIRL IS FLIRTING
1) she makes eye contack and smiles at you
2) she hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say somthin funny
3) she flips her hair when she talking to you
4) she touches your arm when she talks to you
5) she say 'NO IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHO I LIKE' with a big smile on her face
6) she askes you who you like or who you would go out with semigly interested
7) When you go to the movies with a bunch of friends she is always next to you
8) she critizez girls you like
9) you catch her staring at you
10) she plays with your hair and she trys to put makeup on you
11) her friends outside of school and inside of school know about you and says she talks alot about you
12) she knows your phone number and address
13) she will try to spend time with you and talk to you as much as possible
TO KNOW WHEN A GUY IS FLIRTING
1) he stares at you alot
2) he hits you alot (just play hitting)
3) he uses the first thing that pops p in his head to start a conversation
4) he yelled 'HI' the day your mom picked you up from school
5) he blew of his buds to watch 'run away bride' with you because you couldent get and girls to come with you
6) he trys to make you laugh even if hes going to get hurt in the process
7) his voice gets softer when he talks to you
8) you hung up on him he called you back
9) you were invited by him on a group outing
10) he called you to talk about nothin at all
11) he imitates your laugh OK you snort sometimes which make you laugh harder
12) he remembers little things you said in conversations
13) he somtimes stares stright into your eyes
14) he dose any possible way to touch you "hair thigh face etc"
More friends and best friends.
A good friend will drive you home when you are drunk,
a best friend will be drunk yelling at the cops behind you,"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH US ALIVE COPPERS!!"
A good friend tries to confort you when you break up with a boyfriend,
a best friend would say," I'm going to kill him for hurting you!!"
A good friend loans you lunch money when you don't have any,
a best friend says," SUCK IT UP!! go get your own money!!"
A good friend would say," It's okay if you upset," when your down,
a best friend says," Cry me a river, build me a bridge, walk over it, and GET OVER IT!!
A good friend would say," that teacher is mean!!,"
a best friend would walk up to the teacher and scream, "BEGONE DEMON!!"
A good friend would act like a sister and always knock before entering your house,
a best friend would walk right on in and yell," Honey, I'm home!"
A good friend would say,"I'm sorry," when your aunt dies,
a best friend would say," This sux, but life goes on."
A good friend would say,"I'm sorry for your pets death,"
a best friend would be crying their eyes out yelling,"WHY!!"
A good friend would say,"I'm sorry" when they screw up,
a best friend would say,"DARN IT! I SCREWED UP! FORGIVE ME ALREADY!"
A good friend would trade grades with you when you get a bad one,
a best friend would say,"NO DARN IT! I FINALLY BEAT YOU AT SOMETHING!!"
A good friend would ask," R U okay?" when they step on your foot,
a best friend would say," HA, YOU DESERVED IT!!"
A good friend would say," i love you girly!" jokingly,
a best friend would say,"I'M GAY FOR YOU!!"...seriously.
A good friend would ask to sit next to you on the bus,
a best friend would say,"Move your big butt over, I'm sitting with you!'
A good friend would ask,"You alright?" when you fall,
a best friend would be on the floor laughing like a lunitic at how retarded you looked.
A good friend would keep your secret crush a secret,
a best friend would run around the school yelling who you like.
A good friend would go trick-or-treating with you on halloween,
a best friend would jump out of the bushes and scare you to death.
A good friend would hug you when you're upset,
a best friend would hug you...then give you a MAJOR wedgie.
A good friend will pat you on the back when your choking,
a best friend would slap you on the face yelling,"SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!"
A good friend would hold you over the toilet when you're throwing up,
a best friend would shove you head in your throw-up filled toilet...then run like hell is chasing them. You, in return, chase after your "so called best friend" yelling," GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!!"
A good friend would share their lunch with you when yours gets lost,
a best friend would steal your lunch and tell you,"You lost it..."
A good friend would pet you cat,
a best friend would break into your house, put the cat on your face, and then pull it's tail.
A good friend would help you change a flat tire,
a best friend would be the cause of that flat tire.
A good friend will sing along with you,
a best friend would scream,"SHUT UP! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!"
an aquantence would say," sux to be you!!"
a good friend would say,"I'm sorry, that sux..."
a best friend would say,"Maybe we shouldn't have done that...hehe"
If you got in trouble,
an aquantence would say,"HA!! YOUR IN TROUBLE!!"
a good friend would say,"HA! IN YOUR FACE!!"
a best friend would say,"I think the hornet in the butt was too much..."
A good friend would tell you the flaws in your outfit.
A best friend would tell you you look great and get a video of you and put it on youtube and AFV.
a good friend will be there when you are upset.
A best friend will always be with you... even in the bathroom...
a good friend would say,"are you okay?" when someone hurts your feelings,
a best friend would say," HEY! I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT'S ALLOWED TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS!!"
a good friend would help you when there is guy trouble,
a best friend would run up to the guy and kick him in the soft spot...
a good friend would let you snuggle up to you when you are at a sleep over,
a best friend would kick you till you wake up and say," Get off me gaywad!!"
a good friend would tell you how pretty you are as a girl,
a best friend would tell you how hot you'd be as a guy...
a good friend would tell you how pretty you look,
a best friend would yell,"MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM ALL THE UGLYNESS!!"
Female Combacks (funny!)
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you
Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Put this on your page if you love Naruto!
If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, JKL-Kiitten,
If your smart then you'd read the link...
Let you down by Three Days Grace Anime - Naruto
Pump It by Black Eyed Peas - Anime - Naruto
Now your gone by Basshunters (I think) Anime: Naruto, Tokyo Mew Mew and Shaman King
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
cough cough AIR GEAR, OUTLAW STAR, FURUBA, BLEACH, POKEMON, NARUTO, KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN AND FULL MOON NO SAGASHITE 4EVA!!
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
I have thought of a few new stories.
Title: Life after death.
Summary: Once again Konoha falls against the Oto-nin, Naruto, Shikamaru, Neji, Hinata, Ino, Tenten, the entire village all but Sakura and Kakashi lost their lives. Sakura and Kakashi go back in time to make sure this dosen't happen in the future.
Pairings: KakashiSakura NarutoHinata TentenNeji InoShika
Rating: M or T
Cat: Naruto X Bleach
Title: To walk the new roads.
Summary: Well We ended up with a boring life untill we got this mission. This is the sad bit. That mission was our death and, that is how we ended up here, in Karakura town, Japan. And ya know what? We want answers.
Pairings: ByakuyaSakura ZarakiValkyrie(OC) IchigoRukia UryuuErika(OC) SadoInoue
Rating: M or T
Summary: Everything Was normal, the odd hollow attack her and there, untill the new girl showed up, 'The name's Valkyrie, Valkyrie no Yuuki. Nice to meet ya!' Ever since then the hollows? Arrancar? Aizen? The havent been around lately... at all.
Pairings: IchigoRukia InoueSado UryuuValkyrie
Rating: M or T
Cat: Ouran High School Host Club
Title: More Hosts, More Love
Summary: Four of Haruhi's family members show up to OHSHC and decide to help Haruhi clear her debt. The only problem is, that they fall in love.
Pairings: HaruhiHikaru, (OC)HinaKaoru, (OC)HarukaHoney, (OC)ValkyrieMori, (OC)MikanTamaki and RengeKyouya
Rating: M or T
Title: Pokemon, School and love of course!
Summary: Here at pokemon High in the sinnoh reigon youve got a choice. Gym battles, pokemon breeding, Contests or all of them. Join Besties Dawn, May and Misty. Also Ash, Brendan, Drew and Paul. Throw in the new Kid Valkyrie and read to find out. Harley bashing.
Pairings: AshMisty BrendanAurora(OC), DrewMay and PaulDawn.
Rating: T or K+
Cat: Shaman King
Title: Not yet dicided suggestions are welcome.
Summary: Everyone has made it to the second round of the Shaman Tournament, an unexpected girl, Haruno Sakura, joins the group. yes Sakura from Naruto, but ive stolen her for my story.
Pairings: YohAnna HoroSaku RenLily(OC)
Cat: Twilight/New moon.
Title: A taste of love
Summary: Bella's sister has come to stay. She joins Bella's School. Edward is suspicious of her. What is her secret??
Pairings: EdwardBella JacobRiza(OC)
Rating: T or M
ATTENTION I will only be doing my new story: which is a Vampire knight and Naruto crossover!
Put your iTunes (or any music player you use) on shuffle
For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
What do your friends think of you?
Round & Round
What do you think about very often?
Do you Remember
What is 2+2?
What do you think of your best friend?
Remember the Name.
What do you think about the person you like?
In My Head
What is your life story?
What do you want to be when you grow up?
What do you think when you see the person you like?
What do your parents think of you?
What will you dance at your wedding?
What will they play at your funeral?
What is your hobby/interest?
What is your biggest secret?
This ain't a Love song.
What do you think of your friends?
What is the worst thing that could happen?
No Guns just Roses.
How will you die?
What is one thing you will regret?
What makes you laugh?
Kiss me Through the Phone
What makes you cry?
Will you ever get married?
Touch the Sky
What scares you the most?
Does anyone like you?
If you could go back in time, what would you change?
What hurts right now?
If Everyone Cared.
What will you post this as?
Over And Over.
heres the one i was gonna put on Facebook. XD
Put your iTunes (or any music player you use) on shuffle. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
What is your motto? - Over My Head
What do your friends think of you? - Halo
What do you think about very often? - Vanilla Twilight
What is 2+2? - Gone Forever
What do you think of your best friend? - Baby
What do you think about the person you like? - Replay
What is your life story? - Airplanes
What do you want to be when you grow up? - So Fine
What do you think when you see the person you like? - Day Tripper
What do your parents think of you? - Freestyler
What will you dance at your wedding? - Swing Baby
What will they play at your funeral? - Place For My Head
What is your hobby/interest? - OMG
What is your biggest secret? - Beat Again
What do you think of your friends? - Phenomenon
What is the worst thing that could happen? - Te Amo
How will you die? - Solo
What is one thing you will regret? - Blah Blah Blah
What makes you laugh? - Peanut Butter Jelly Time
What makes you cry? - Empire State of Mind
Will you ever get married? - Diva
What scares you the most? - Face Drop
Does anyone like you? - iYiYi
If you could go back in time, what would you change? - All these things I hate
What hurts right now? - Supernova
What will you post this as? - Watercolor.
kiitten waz here XP Kiitten has returned!
Unsafe External Link