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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and Bones. Heeey :) I'm 'the punchline.' and I'm an aspiring writer from Australia. Aspiring, as in I aspire to be better and hope that maaaybe, some day something of my own might be published in the real world. But that's some day. As of this day, I take my writing seriously (especially fanfics published post 2009) and will graciously take on board any constructive criticism and comments. It is, after all, why I'm here. My previous pen-name was krazie-livin, which I must admit I resent. That spelling is atrocious. Not sure what I was thinking. I've just recently begun posting a Sirius/OC story, which will grow to be about 25 chapters of approximately 4000 words each. Exciting! :) It's my pride and joy on this site, with plenty of Marauder humour, friendship, romance and some adventure times as well :) I've been working on the story, The Willemina and all its Properties (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7458068/1/The_Willemina_and_all_its_Properties), for well over a year now and I'm so thrilled to be finally uploading it. I've been receiving wonderful support and encouragement so far, for which I am beyond grateful :) Do check it out and tell me what you think! Also, a while ago I started editing/re-writing She'd Be Happy (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4334053/1/Shed_Be_Happy). It was all going fine and dandy until I got stuck on Chapter 12. I uploaded what I'd rewritten up until that point, because every time another person favourited it a part of me died inside knowing they could have read the better version, but basically I haven't touched it since. So, anything past Chapter 12 is, I will openly admit, of a lesser quality. (Though it is only 14 chapters long, so you should be right!) Um, I enjoy reading - and consequently writing: - Humour, tasteful - Romance, nothing too fluffy. (Hypocritical, considering my own earlier fanfictions? Perhaps.) - Adventure, mostly only if it's woven into a good romance though :) - And basically any story that's well written. In saying that, I have a list of pet hates that I'm sorry to say will lower my tolerance of any fanfiction. It's mostly little things, like not putting commas or full stops at the end of dialogue, so "Hey there" as opposed to "Hey there." As I said, little things. - Oh, and if a story is realistic (in the sense of human characters, emotions, appearances etc) then it makes it all the better. I can very rarely stand it when characters, such as - sorry for being unable to resist - Edward Cullen, are described as looking, or being "perfect". No one is perfect. The best characters are flawed. Anyway, enough ranting, thanks for visiting my profile, feel free to message me because I am a friendly person! Byeee. Please apply to all chapters of all stories written by me, the punchline: Disclaimer: I do not own any characters or past plots present in the books/television shows I've written fanfictions based upon. No copyright infringement intended. | |||||||
1. The Willemina and all its Properties » reviews"You're a liar," said Sirius with a smirk, his eyes alight with the revelation. "That kiss did redirect the Nereus Ville! You fancy me, don't you?" Staring shamefully down at her hands, Charlie grumbled, "Only sometimes."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,194 - Reviews: 319 - Updated: 2-5-12 - Published: 10-12-11 - OC & Sirius B. - Complete2. Nightmares and Exhaustion reviewsHermione is consumed with grief after an unexpected nightmare. She apparates to her best friend's flat, but even Harry knows he's never been too great at comforting her... Perhaps his exhaustion will make things different. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-10-11 - Hermione G. & Harry P.3. Ebony & Ivory reviewsHead of the Department of Aurors Sir Edoardo Carell assigns one Draco Malfoy to discreetly eliminate a former Ministry employee for treachery and conspiracy. Name? Hermione Jane Granger.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-10-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete4. Dreaming of Revelry reviewsHe tugged his bowtie loose and exhaled a ragged breath, expelling a stream of silver smoke that surrounded him with the kind of comfort offered by Satan.' Late one night, Draco mourns his loss.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-10 - Draco M. - Complete5. A Few Hours Past the Middle of the Night » reviewsSo what if it was a few hours past the middle of the night? Seeley Booth wanted a shower.Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-5-10 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete6. Step One Admitting You Have a Problem reviews"Well Mr. Malfoy," she says. "It has been a while. To what do I owe this pleasure?" "Er – yes," I reply dumbly. "Um, well… There is something WRONG with me." - Previous pen name: krazie-livinHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-16-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G.7. Midnight Complaint reviewsIt was infuriating at times, that she depended on him to get her full eight hours of sleep. But in moments like these, when he was all she could be aware of, she knew she wouldn't have it any other way.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-20-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete8. Epilogue: Routine reviewsThe exchange between Hermione and her boyfriend had become a routine. That exchange – and everything it meant – was, no doubt, the reason she woke up every morning. EPILOGUE TO BREAKING STIGMAS BUT CAN BE READ ON ITS OWN. - Previous pen name: krazie-livinHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-16-09 - Blaise Z. & Hermione G. - Complete9. One Question reviewsI guess by writing this letter to you, I'm just trying to clear some mental space. / a bit of bad language. - Previous pen name: krazie-livinHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-16-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete10. Breaking Stigmas » reviewsThat stupid Slytherin with his stupidly smug smirk could take that stupid book and just shove it up his stupid Slytherin - 'Hermione, you're muttering again.' - Muchos thanks to mae513 for the title! Seperate epilogue, - Previous pen name: krazie-livinHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 246 - Updated: 11-22-08 - Published: 7-30-08 - Blaise Z. & Hermione G. - Complete11. The Man Who Can't Be Moved reviewsA new range of emotions hit him. He felt as if he'd fallen short. Like he wasn't enough for her. Maybe it was true. Actually, it probably was. Why would she consider leaving if she felt even an inkling of what he felt for her?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-2-08 - George W. & Hermione G. - Complete12. She'd Be Happy » reviewsHe kept telling himself it was a disaster. She was the best friend of both his youngest siblings. They'd barely spoken two sentences to each other before he and Fred had returned to school that year. And yet... Currently re-writing!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 6-19-08 - George W. & Hermione G.13. The Result Of Purple Tennis Balls » reviewsI forgive your blessed soul for desperately pulling my muscled, clearly defined, mucho sexy body into the water with you so that you could ravish me with your feminine-ness so as to satisfy your sexual needs.' - Previous pen name: krazie-livinHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,181 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 1-2-08 - Hermione G. & George W. - Complete
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