~To me fans: I am slowly coming back. Thank goodness. I am sad to say my guinea pig Spot has passed on to the big Guinea Pig place in the sky. sob I miss her so. She died a couple a weeks ago. cries harder I miss her! But- sniff- I have a new guinea pig. She is will be 6 weeks old this Tuesday (3/3/09). I lover her very much. She is the baby right now (I can relate, I am the baby of the family after all). Her name is Pixie. I will upload her picture asap. Anyway, Good NEWS!~ I have restarted Ch. 3 of my Harry Potter story. I will try to finish it soon. I think reading Yaoi Harry Potter fics, as got my "Kyūbi" back. Ja!~

~Request to Any Author reading this: Since Ouran is my fav show next to One Piece right now to do this kind of story: A DGM/OHSHC crossover, using these characters: Lavi (cause he and Hikaru have the same voice actors), Chaoji Han (TAMA-CHAN'S VOICE ACTOR, WOOT!), Lo Fa (Haruhi's voice actor), and any other character you see fit from DGM. OHSHC will be the base. Any kind of plot you see fit but I would like to see One of the hosts become a Exorcist, and Akuma should be seen a lot. Thank you, (please pm me if you are doing this, I would like to read it!, and if you need any more info also pm me!)

Name: You may call me Ruby or Kamiam.

Age: If you can guess it!

Gender: Female.

Location: Now where am I? looks at map EH!? Japan?? But the sign says "Grand Line"! WHERE AM I??

Job: Reader, Reviewer, Critic, Video Gamer, Pokemon Trainer, Superman Fan, and of course, SANJI FAN!

Interesting Fact: I was born in a different country than I am living in. Cool, no?

My Hero: Kururu!~ He is like the most awesomest character of Keroro Gunsou ever!!~ Kukukukukukuku~

My word of the Day/Week: Genderblender

True Fact: It has been proven that Milk will help you when you have had something way to spicy (i.e: Eat the hottest pepper alive-drink milk-it will go away!)

My Partner/Sub-Conscious/Muse: Kyūbi no Kitsune

My Senpai's (My Writer Heroes): Stalker of Stories, Sofi Bleuphyre, Emma Iveli, Sho-A0YCupid, and...Sabaku no Koneko!! These People have inspired my things in my life(writing), and made me think. Cupid-san knows about Kyūbi the best and Koneko-senpai helped me find Kyūbi. Sofi-senpai is the one the has the best One Piece stories out there (non-slash anyway) and Emma-senpai's stories on One Piece is funny and is good! SOS-senpai's stories inspired me to write my new story, so thank him (her?) for all this! SOS helped me fall in love with the pairing of Mori/Harry. Read her(him?) stories, she is like sooooo awesome!~

ALLL HAIL TO JIRAIYA! EVEN THOUGH HE IS DEAD, HE SHOULD STILL BE RESPECTED! a moment of silence. Please. (sob)

My Favorite Quotes:

"W-wow! I can't believe it! So many people support this story! Do you realize what this means?! ...you're all perverts." -Rae-chan33, author of Ame ni Shichigatsu

-“What, are you part of his crew?” “No.” There was a long silence. “Then just who the hell are you?!” He demanded. “God.” -Zoro and Randy from My Cliche by Rosoku

-"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure" -Albus Dumbledore

-"Sasuke gave him a disgusted look and stuffed his lunchbox in his pack.This is the stupidest conversation I've ever had with you.' 'No way, the stupidest one was about Kakashi-sensei's mask and how he eats through it.'"

-Are you 'that' gay guy?'asked Sanji. 'YOU WANT ME TO CUT YOU?!' yelled Zoro. 'He's Zoro' said Luffy 'Yes he is.' added Usopp." -One Piece Movie 8, after Mr. 2 Bon Clay came.

-You take the ugly one! No you take the ugly one! Which one is the ugly one?! -Teenage Mutant Ninja Trutles 2

-"No, no, Its Achmed." "That's what I said." No, you said Achmed. Its Achmed. Chchchch."..."How do you spell it?" "What?" "How do you spell your name?" "Oh, lets see...A...C...Flem..." Laughter. "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" -Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist

-"I was watching this during class and I broke down in hysterical giggles! Then the teacher asked me what was wrong and he decided he wanted to see this clip, His first reaction was a smirk and saying 'That Asuma has a fine ass! He can shake it for me anytime!' That was just to much for me! This is now on my favorites list And I will love it forever!! XD"-AstraAngelWings

-"Screw the games! I have money!...Screw the money! I have rules! Oh wait... Screw the french! I have money!...Screw the weapons! I have money!...Screw the commoners! I have money!...Screw the rules! I have money!" -Myiuu's Sister's Friend Who Crossplayed Tamaki

-"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away." -Hitch from Hitch

Storys I think you people HAVE TO READ/SEE!:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3710111/3/Ame_ni_Shichigatsu

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3709165/1/Object_of_Lust ( Good read!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3742511/1/Harry_and_Snape_go_to_Pen_Island (Get it? KYAAAAA~)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cOVxkpx5PQ (The Asuma quote is from here)

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown#start (If you don't like this song, don't talk to me...JK!)

Sites I usually am on:

http://myanimelist.net/profile/kamiam123

http://www.youtube.com/user/kamiam123

http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/forum/member.php?u=5645

http://mark-sarrasri.livejournal.com/

Favorite Books/Series:

Immortal Series, Twilight Series, Harry Potter Series, Golden Compass Series, Old Magic, The Host, The Cloudmages Series.

Favorite Pairs:(Seme/Uke, SemexUke) Those in Bold Are Fav, Those in Italics are semi Fav, Non-Italics/Bold are just Favs.

Naruto: SasuNaru, KakashixIruka, GaaraxLee (see Object of Lust), GaaraNaru, ShikaNaru, NaruShika, ShikaIno, ShikaTem, NejiTen, GaaraNeji, KibaShino, ShinoKiba, KibaHina, NaruHina, JaiTsu, SaiNaru, SaiSakura.

One Piece: ZoLu, ShanksxLuffy, ZoSan, LuUso, LuChopper.

Ouran High School Host Club:TamakixHaruhi, HikaruxKaoru, KyouyaxTamaki, MorixHunny, HunnyxMori.

Harry Potter: SnapexHarry, MalfoyxHarry, HarryxGinny, RonxHermione, SiriusxRemus, RemusxSirius, RemusxTonks, MorixHarry.

Least Favorite Pairs: Any Bold means I hate it!!

Naruto: SasuSakura, GaaraxAnyGirl, SakuraxAnyGuyotherthanSai, NaruSasu (NARU CAN'T BE SEME!!),Yuri, SasuHina, NaruSakura.

One Piece: Any Straight Pairing really(though I am starting to like RobinxFranky), Yuri.

Ouran High School Host Club:Yuri, TamakixAnyoneotherthanHaruhi/Kyouya.

Harry Potter: VoldemortxHarry, Yuri.

I live in America, know some Spanish, and I am learning some Japanese (I WILL KNOW ALL OF IT!). So if you speak way too much of Spanish or Japanese or any other Language, you will not have any answer from me. Unless I get my Spanish-speaking Sister to help, or ask my Senpai's from School to help with Japanese. Anything else other than English goes though one ear and out the other.

Stories I WILL write /or have started writing:

http://mark-sarrasri.livejournal.com/tag/ideas

If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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Funny Stuff!

This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

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Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreen's to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hot dogs in packs of 10 and hot dog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
1.Naruto
2.Sai
3.Iruka
4.Sasuke
5.Tobi
6.Namikaze Minato
7.Tsunade
8.Jiraiya
9.Kakashi
10.Itachi
11.Gaara
12.Kiba

1. Have you ever read a six eleven fic before? Er. No and whoa...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Ya, but not as hot as Tama-chan! Or Lavi-kun.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Urg! What a terrible idea. Kiba get Jiraiya pregnant? Gross!

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine? Aah. My favorite would be any kind of KakashiIruka ones...too many to remember, plus the side pairings!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Welllll...no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Ten. I have thought about a Toby/Itachi pairing...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Probably punch the living daylight out of them...course i have never seen a Sai/Kiba pairing.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Itachi has taken Iruka and erased his mind of the past. Kakashi, Iruka's lover, goes on a incredible journey finding Iruka, and helping him. Will Iruka still love Kakashi or will Itachi have Iruka fall for him?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? AH! My eyes!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Tsunade is in terrible turmoil about Jiraiya. But when information appears that Jiraiya is alive, she sends Kiba to find out. Will the memories of the past change the life of Kiba or will it just kill him?

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Sasuke coming back and just doing a lot of things with HIS uke. Not much of a plot but I love it.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Not that i know of.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I don't think so.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? K-KISAME!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? The Internet is for Porn and I am not wearing underwear today.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Run! Its Naruto clones doing things to each other!

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Hn. Come with me, for I have power.

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? "Tch. Jiraiya and Sai are in a relationship. I will kill them soon.

20. How emo is Seven? Well she is still depressed over her brother and boyfriend... not much..