READ THIS PART! Oh oh! Wonderful news! The lovely SaiSaiLove has done some fanart for me! It's amazing, please go on deviantart to see it- and comment! It's here~~ http://sry005.deviantart.com/art/Poor-Larry-133034032 That's Larry! And if you go on her profile, there's Saul and Maria as well.

If you're reading Warped and wish to know what some of the characters look like, you can go on my deviantart profile: http://redfeather77.deviantart.com/ and there you'll find some very bad drawings of mine for your viewing amusement _''

Warped Character List: In case you have trouble keeping track. (Warning: SPOILERS FOR THE STORY)

Nojiko- The Governess- Alice's sister. Chopper- The White Rabbit.

About me? Nothing to say really.

Age; Hmm...I act like a 6 year old and talk like a 97 year old, with an overuse of the word 'vaguely' added into nearly every sentence, but I'm actually in my teens; I'm in Secondary School right now.

Movies; Monty Python! and...err...any action movie really, romances are alright as long as they're funny as well but anything sad...

TV; Simpsons, Family Guy, Friends, NOT THE DUB OF ANY ANIME! It just sounds so...strange.

Books; Anything readable...so not the Da vinci code.

Music; I like basically all music; but i love rock, especially the old stuff like Pink Floyd and Deep Purple

Favourite Pairings; in One Piece err, this will take a while; LuffyxNami, ZoroxRobin (cos they seem the most likely) but if not then LuffyxVivi (kohza doesn't deserve her), ZoroxTashigi SanjixNami, FrankyxRobin...I also like ZoroxSanji and especially AcexSmoker (but I'll never be brave enough to write one) Actually I like any pairing really, the dynamics between all the characters make any pairing easy to ship.

I love One piece and watch other animes sometimes too.

I'm terrible at spelling so sorry for any mistakes in my stories and I'm new to this whole fan fiction thing. I'm random and have a weird sense of humour. And...that's it. shrugs,

oh wait! I'm also actually narcoleptic (no, really Like Ace from One Piece) but I've never actually gone face down in my food before, but i have gone face down in Church before and hit my head on the pew. I almost shouted 'HOLY SHIT!' in the middle of mass!

My only bad habit is writing my stories in the middle of science lessons, but I've been caught so many times that my teacher now just kicks my chair as she walks past to make sure I'm working...evil teacher. :(

I am also extremely random, this is a small example of the stuff that fills my head daily;

This area of my mind has experienced;

Bombs, ducks random people running through it screaming, that type of fish pie that no-one likes, that girl who keeps singing, random shrill noises. Long nose-hair, a giant eye that hovers over the mainland shouting 'PING!' at random intervals. Nearby shoelaces doing the can-can. That piece of soup cup that keeps insisting that it's a great poet, that great poet who keeps insisting that he's a soup cup.

Those pirate invasions that keep happening because the captain always leaves his false leg behind. People in the town center spontaneously bursting into dance Micheal Jackson- thriller. Everyones wearing bedroom slippers on their heads, long lines for eyebrow clippings. Stars jumping out of the night to join in with the country dancing, a truly squishy world.

Pogo-jumpers shooting into the sky- never to be seen again, as flying pigs preform military parades in the air. A giant mutant gerkin squeaking down the streets, rain coming up from the park. Aging water-bottles clog-dancing surprisingly well. Erosion eating into people's noses, rubber frogs causing terrible problems with the traffic.

That embryonic stem cell that no-one wants to do, school children being threatened by growling knitting. E-pods sunbathing naked, a fish reciting perfect Shakespeare. Evil gnomes tap-dancing on windows, exploding fountain with SQUINTY HANDS! And that hamster that I never knew, who is currently the mayor of that mysterious little box.

Purple eggs growing on people's hands, hatted sheep roaming the sky-scrapers freely. That broke therapist that keeps on CHASING ME! Cilia dances invading coffee cups, crazed scientists playing chopsticks. Giant fans getting high on weed. Vicious nose-piercings intent on murdering PE teachers.

Banana skins sawing at church benches. Hungry woodpeckers trapped in green jelly, giant vibrating heads. Plastic doughnuts on a hunger strike. Silver trains breeding like rabbits, furry chairs exploring the sewer lines. Rabid pencils destroying all in their path, giant tomatoes carrying explosives to the town hall.

Amazing works of art playing paintball. Bridges rebuilding themselves to look like shoes, ravens with spiked green hair. The colour pink being beaten up in a back alley. Brain-ninjas preforming the moonwalk. A cackling wizard on a hilltop throwing teeth at passers-by. Rusty snowflakes. A pool in the ceiling filled with necklaces, locks made out of grass to stop the nails.

And dots, lots and lots of dots.

This was started in a geography lesson then continued through lunch and art. I'd like to thank Laura for her random words that helped create this it's alive! Muahahahaha. I'd like to thank Paige for not breathing too loudly. I'd like to thank Catherine for her ignorance...and Becca for laughing at Cat's expense.

Yes...I know. Why do people say I'm insane like it's a bad thing?

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