'Cause Love's such an old-fashioned word, and it dares you to care about the people on the edge of the night, and Love dares you to change our ways of caring about ourselves. This is our last dance, this is our last dance, this is ourselves under pressure.

Joint account with "the.amethyst.alchemist":

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/~yaminohikariheart

Click on it if you want some South Park Yaoi StanXKyle joy. XD

About me:

Name: not tellin

Age: 15

Location: crappy neighborhood in a painfully mediocre city in a boring state

Other random stuff:

I can stare at windshield wipers for ages without getting bored.

I have been yelled at for smiling.

I'm the youngest editor of my school's literary team.

I have never, and will never, get a facebook or myspace, just to piss people off (and I have more important things to do.)

My cat drives me insane.

My siblings drive me even more insane.

My favorite author: Jodi Picoult. I have read everything by her.

My second favorite author: Carol Plum-Ucci. She completely gets the way teenagers act and think and speak.

I cannot stand anything with even the slightest trace of mint.

I have gone on vacation with five books, and came home with eleven.

I like burning school things at the end of the year.

I can say the alphabet in Spanish.

I use the word "fuck" at least ten times a day.

I name my electronics (and car, eventually).

I can throw a football just as well (if not better) than my exboyfriend, because of multiple years of boring recess. Oh yeah, forgot to mention: He was on the football team.

I am proud of my dorkiness!

Yeah, that's about it.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

From MoonStarDutchess' Profile:

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.

I SUPPORT MARRIAGE FOR LOVE

Re-post these if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Now for the copy and paste impulsiveness!

If, with no warning, you have laughed during part of a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, this goes in your profile.

If you have ever been about to say something, and then said something completly different, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

Teenagers have sex, drink, and do drugs. Copy this onto your profile if you like bagels.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten a single line from a song stuck replaying in your head, OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER again, copy and paste this.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a pole, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you should be sleeping right now, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I have too much time on my hands.

People say and do interesting and amusing things, so here are some of my personal favorites:

"My mind works like lightning: one brilliant flash and it's gone"- Bumper sticker

"Hop fast, like bunnies."

"Sharp as a bowling ball!"

"No vampire hissing in this class!"

Eigth grade science teacher

"Solutions are not the answer." Richard Nixon, former U.S. president

"Doesn't the Earth turn a billion times a day?" - Girl at a Party

“What did I say to you the first time I met you?” “That’s my bunk, bitch.”-D.E.B.S., the best, most under-appreciated movie EVER!

My friend's counselor believes she is suicidal just because she hates preps and the school's fattening supposedly delicious cookies and has dyed black hair, and we were discussing the fact that he may think she'll jump off the roof:

"She wouldn't do that, unless she was trying to hit somebody!"

"They're fat enough from all the cookies they eat!"

"I'll bequeath my foot up your ass!"- a friend

"Are you trying to seduce my cat?"

"Well, I don't know what that means, so no, not particularly." -me, and my sister.

"I love a person, not a gender"-my bi- friend

"That's such a chip-off! I've never been a stripper before; this is my only chance!: - My 45-year-old aunt

"wangster = white gangster" - friend's STUPID little sister was trying to describe her shoes to me and was frustrated because I didn't speak seventh-grader

My first reaction to Eckhart on the Conqueror of Shambala movie: "Somebody's on CRAAA-AAACK!"

"Hey, you look tired. Have you been sleeping ok? Oh, I know: maybe you got hypo-thermia!" stupid guy in my grade school class (insomia?)

"Are you guys going to go have naked butt sex?" - my friend, when our friends who are going out walked by (BTW, they were straight)

"Throw the football here! We're going to catch it with our super-spidey skills!" - I found out the next day that my friends were high when they said this

"Tomorrow, I'm going to shank a bagel at the back of your forehead."- boy in my English class (it's been months, and I still haven't figured out what he meant)

And by the same boy, who sat behind me for about 3 months, as we were discussing careers in class:

"I wanna cut people up." (OH SHIT FUTURE BARRY THE CHOPPER!)

"I'm gonna rape you with a magazine."

"Che. Busy writing sex."

"Fanfiction is my anit-drug. Once you start, you don't have TIME to do drugs."

All from my best friend, the one who got me hooked on Manga, Anime, FanFiction, and pocky.

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"- bumper sticker (I find this amusing because my school has an Eagle for the mascot)

"I'm a little cheesepuff, here's my puff. When I get all steamed up, hear me puff. Tip me over and puffpuffpuff."- I have no clue as to why my friend decided to start singing this annoying little parody, but it got stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

"If your sound was a christmas stocking, it would fit in my pocket." -band teacher (we have also been compared to chili)

One of my all-time favorites: "Don't worry, I won't be so stupid tomorrow"- class bitch/skank

"The World turns a thousand turns before I turn to thee." - my, uh, friend

At eigth grade graduation, where we were two of the six that didn't cry: "Hahaha... this is great... everyone is crying...Ha!"

"I am the freak that I am"- friend, the same one who would jump off the building to squish girls she doesn't like.

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."- t-shirt

"Anorexia is not a diesease, it's a gift!"- this was the kind of girl I had to go to school with for nine years

"I don't care who's in the band, I'm going to throw something at them!" my 80-something-year-old band teacher, who thought I was a stupid slut because I didn't devote my life to playing the flute and my uniform didn't reach my ankles.

"Santa claus doesn't come to girls who don't win volleyball games."- our coach threatened us with this when we were down by a grand total of 6 points (we won that game, too)

"A homeless guy lives in that porta potty." -The kind of adult our school considered qualified to teach us gym

"What we need is for the aliens to come down and gas the entire planet with marijuana gas. Because after five or six years of being 'hey man, evrything's totally mellow', no one will care about religion or anything. They'd have to bring us off slowly, of course, because if they cut us off cold-turkey then we'd all get the jitters and knock Earth off its orbit. Of course, with no one doing any work, that would probably turn the planet into a molten rock that only cockroaches could survive on, but man, what a way to go." - My history teacher's theory on how to bring about world peace.

My favorite bumper sticker: "Don't drink and park - accidents cause people"