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since: 12-07-07, id: 1439549, Profile Updated: 10-12-09
country: United States
Author has written 17 stories for NCIS, Ironman, X-Men: The Movie, Twilight, Defiance, 2008, Vampires, and Firefly.

My name is Fish.

A few of my stories contain corporal punishment (non-slash, non-sexual), so if you don't like, don't read, don't complain to me about it.

In my world of NCIS, everything is the same as it was in the TV show, except that Gibbs had a goddaughter he didn't know about until her parents, whom he was a friend to, were murdered when she was 6 and his name was in the will. Most of my stories are focused around her adventures. Sometimes I crossover with CSI: NY, etc. If you want to know what Sydney Salvador looks like, click here: http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n253/parakletos_/b_Hoodies.jpg - I picture him as the boy on the left. Joey is something like this: http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n253/parakletos_/joey.png

Joey and Sydney's bedroom (in the case of stories involving the both of them) looks like this: http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n253/parakletos_/Ikea.jpg - except the beds are facing the right wall, there are two of them, and the room is a 14' x 14' square. Also, the color scheme is more darkwood and darker color tones. The walls are papered over with an ornate green paisley pattern.

In my world of Shakespeare: Othello, I use the characters, settings, and events of the era as if nothing in the play ever happened, except for Desdemona's marriage to Othello and his receiving of the highest military position of his division. Iago and Emilia are married. Cassio dates Blanca. Baer is my own character. If you aren't familiar with the play, I recommend reading up a bit on wikipedia or sparknotes or something like that before reading the story.

In my world of X-Men, I write according to the plotline followed in the Hugh Jackman movies. Augie Fish is my own character, partially based off of my own personality. Her name was actually hers first, before it was mine, but I liked the ring of it so much I adopted it and didn't want to change hers to something else. :p Anyway.

In my world of Twilight, you need to go read Eisley, as it explains all.

I'm not going to apologize for writing a character in or out of character. I write, you read or don't read, review or don't review, I do or do not respond. Simple process. You don't like it, don't read it. And the same goes for my stories. It doesn't matter if you think they need to be introduced better or need more background. The stories I write are snippets of a larger, more universal story in my head, and I'm just too lazy to write that big story.

By the way, I'm not into sexual spanking, so stop asking me about that.

I'm always struggling with plotlines and new ideas - the really good ones come to me very seldom. But if you have any suggestions about plots, characters, or universal sandboxes I should play around with, feel free to message me. I love input.

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1. Accident reviews
Joey decides to come clean for once. Doesn't mean she's off the hook. Warning: spanking/cp/corporal punishment of a minor. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-19-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
2. The Promise reviews
Sometimes the promises we make make us wish we hadn't. From the movie 'Interview with a Vampire' - a one-shot - Lestat makes good on a promise to Bellamy. Warning: corporal punishment/cp/spanking of a minor.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-29-09 - Complete
3. Verbus Ad Verbera » reviews
Eisley decides to pursue an activity she knows Carlisle wouldn't approve of. Warning: corporal punishment/cp/spanking.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 10-8-09 - Published: 8-26-09 - Carlisle & Edward
4. The Chronicles of Crickaeyn reviews
Mal and his crew stumble across a child in need, but the kid is more than she seems. Can they learn to be a family? Warning: spanking/cp/corporal punishment.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-5-09 - Mal
5. The Misadventures of Bellamy Devereux » reviews
From the movie 'Interview with a Vampire' - the category did not exist on FF. Bellamy OC and Claudia are always at each other's throats, and both Lestat and Louis have had enough. Warning: spanking/cp/corporal punishment. Louis is pronounced LOUIE.
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-8-09 - Complete
6. Little Acts of Defiance reviews
Bael, the fifth Bielski child, gets into a bit of trouble at the base camp, and Tuvia must acknowledge both his duties as Commander of the Otriad and patriarch of the Bielski family in dealing with the matter. Warning: spanking/cp/corporal punishment.
Defiance, 2008 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-30-09 - Tuvia B. & Zus B. - Complete
7. Sleeping Lessons reviews
A fluffy little one-shot. Eisley has trouble sleeping, and Carlisle knows why.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-26-09 - Carlisle & Esme - Complete
8. Eisley » reviews
My name is Eisley Monahan, and I am not a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 6-22-09 - Carlisle & Edward - Complete
9. Killers in the Nation » reviews
Joey and Sydney Salvador, her best friend, now under Gibbs' care as a foster child, decide to visit a dangerous part of town in pursuit of musical adventure. Warning: spanking/corporal punishment of minors.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,561 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 6-21-09 - Published: 6-5-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
10. That You Might Come and Save Me » reviews
Augie, a student at Xavier's School for the Gifted, is having trouble coping with Logan's erratic behavior.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 7-7-08 - Wolverine
11. The Reason reviews
Gibbs never explained, exactly, why nobody was ever allowed to touch his father's gun. One-shot tag to Heartland. Warning: spanking/corporal punishment.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-17-08 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Complete
12. Lime Green Walls » reviews
Tony Stark, a.k.a. Iron Man, has just been named legal guardian of an orphan, a child suffering in the aftermath of her parents' murder. Can he help her to become whole again? Warning: probably going to be some corporal punishment/spanking in later chaps
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 8-22-08 - Published: 5-4-08
13. About About Face reviews
Palmer wasn't alone in that car when he trailed the NCIS team to the crime scene. Warning: spanking/corporal punishment. Don't like that? Don't read this. Tag to episode "About Face".
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-17-08 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jimmy P. - Complete
14. Counting Airplanes reviews
Joey visits the gravesite of her dead parents and reflects. No warnings.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-19-08 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
15. Pieces of the Moon reviews
A story largely based on Gibbs' love for his boat, adapted to my own father and I. No warnings. K for death.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-18-08 - Complete
16. The Cherry Bomb Incident reviews
Although Joey has always had a knack for getting into trouble, this story marks the first time she ever did something really big. How will Gibbs handle it? This takes place BEFORE Recon.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-8-08 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Complete
17. Coming Home reviews
If you haven't seen Episode 5x7- Requiem, this will make no sense to you at all. : Joey takes Maddie's arrival a little to personally and goes astray. WARNING: corporal punishment/spanking.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-1-08 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Complete
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