Name: Chris ShadowMoon.

Age: 16

B'Day: July 10, 1992

Marital Status: Single.

Sex: Male.

Location: Dallas

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Authors Rant Corner

This is the place where I tear into (or congratulate) all the characters from Animes and/or manga, books, movies and anything else. Some are just my opinions on people, others are my opinions on pairings, but if you want my opinion, you can find it here. If you don't agree with me, GET OVER IT! This is what I think and what is generally reflected in my stories. the order they're in is random at best, but the capitals and the stories they're in are in bold, so it's easy to see.

Akane (Ranma 1/2) Ok, one word. Bee-eye-tea-see-aych. (what? I can't spell H. So sue me!) I've never liked this character, Sam I Am. While there is evidence in the manga that Akane has her sweet moments, I don't really think that the good outways the bad here. Lets face it. She happens to be the least attractive of all three (I never count Kodachi... brr.. crazy lady) and by far the most violent. I can rattle of several flaws with her character that just can't seem to be fixed.

First and foremost, she's violent. Always going off and hitting everyone that annoys her for no reason. The fact of the matter is, though, that if she was to get annoyed for an imagined slight by a normal person and smash them with a hammer, I wouldn't be surprised if it killed them... and then she thought she could escape jail because she's 'daddy's little princess'.

She can't cook, she thinks she can do no wrong, she's always making imagined slights, never wants to work for anything, can't cook but never tastes it, can't swim, she thinks she's the best when she obviously isn't, and I could rattle off a ton of other stuff, but I can't think of it right now... oh, and to top it all off, it's very likely that she's a lesbian, but is in denial. Of course, don't try to tell her that. All that will get you is a punch if your lucky. for most, it's a snapped neck.

Rating: 1/10

Sakura (Naruto) Very similar to Akane, she's a total bitch. To start, she loves Sasuke for no reason what so ever. Now, I'll give her this, Naruto may be an idiot, but can you really blame him? He doesn't have anyone but Iruka to teach him, but I'll rant about this later. Sakura, on the other hand, is the perfect definition of 'Fangirl'. She never trains, always gangs up on Naruto, and hits him for no reason... this is starting to sound a lot like another blue-haired bitch. Oh, and you know what really sucks?

During the Sasuke retrieval arc, she begs Naruto to return Sasuke to her. Not because she likes him, but because she knows that he'd do anything for her and is taking advantage of it. She even asked Sasuke to take her with her when he left. He declined, but still, she'd betray the entire village for one boy who didn't even like her! Can we say dillusional?

And the other thing that really just burns me up? Shippendun. The writer had seriously better get his act together, FAST. Move onto the rant about Shippendun below:

Rating: 2/10

Shippendun in General (Naruto) What is up with the writer here? Did he just go off on an all-expences-payed trip to Moron Island? While I'll admit that many people have made the transition well (like Shino), several need some serious revising. The biggest two are Naruto and Sakura. Naruto was out on a two? three? however-many-year training trip with who is argueably one of the greatest ninja alive, the Toad Sannin. And yet, when he comes back, he's barely any different than he was! He still has no tai-justu, barely any nin-jutsu past the shadow clone, and his gen-jutsu is still worse than abysmal! the only thing he's really go is to be able to use up to four tails before going nutsy-cocoo. Several years go by and he barely seems to improve at all, skill-wise or maturity-wise! Major, major screw-up there, author.

Rating: 7/10

Ranma (Ranma 1/2) Not a bad character... if you assume a few things. If you take everything at face value, he's a rude, egotistical, unthinking inconsiderate jerk who has many many good points. Let's talk about the things you have to assume (as I do).

First off, you have to assume that he doesn't hate his curse as much as he says he does. It can be seen several times throught the manga that he's using the girl-form not as a curse, but as a part of who he is. This is a fairly important one, as if he really hated it so much, he could have just gone to the 'Drown Man Spring' while he was still in China. I personally think that he just says he hates it to keep the accusations down from Genma, Akane, Nabiki, Nodoka... really, everyone there.

You also have to assume that he isn't as stupid as he acts. Obviously, he isn't, as he seems to be able to come up with a wining strategy for any person with any move on the fly, which proves that he isn't stupid. Naive? yes, he is in a lot of areas. Stupid as he's shown to act in the manga? Not likely. It's more likely that he hides what intelligence he does have, otherwise Genma would most likely beat it out of him, claiming that he either didn't need to know it to run a dojo or that it was unmanly.

The last thing that really has to be assumed is that he doesn't want to marry any of his fiancee's for one reason or another. Akane is too violent, Xian Pu is too strong and he'd have to play the 'submissive male' which would never fly, Kodachi isn't an official fiancee... and she's nuts, and Ukyo is more like a sister than anything else.

Now, if you assume that, as I do, Ranma's a cool character. If you don't, he's still a fairly cool character. While he has many faults, he also has a ton of strengths that more than make up for it. He's the most (and probably only) honorable person in the story besides Kasumi, always doing his best to keep his promses. Even when he can't, he does his best to make sure he does.

He hates to kill, prefering to only use the martial arts for protection. This is more than others can say about themselves.

Rating: Information Assumed: 9/10. Information Not Assumed: 7/10

Ranma (Ranma 1/2) paired with Sailor Pluto (Sailor Moon) Now, how did someone have the genius idea to do this?! This wouldn't EVER work out in a million years. Pluto wants to bring Crystal Tokyo (killing millions and enslaving the rest) while Ranma would do anything to stop it if he knew... and lived that long. This would never work, and yet...

I like it.

It's weird, but I like this pairing if it's been written well. The story 'Finding an Anchor' in 'The Church of time and Chaos' is probably one of the only ones that I've found that works well, though. I won't stop looking, but that's what I've got on this. Now, this gives me another idea...

Rating: 5/10

Crystal Tokyo (Sailor Moon) Probably one of the worst ideas the senshi have ever had. I see nothing in this that is a good idea. For starters, for it to happen, about 90 percent of the world population would have to die. After that, the senshi stage a global take-over and brainwash everyone still alive with the 'be and do good' command, killing off free will. Next, the leader almost always goes power-hungry and want nobody to oppose her rule. Eventually, Chaos will be locked away for good, and people will grow lazy and rusty. Then something the senshi aren't ready for will show up and wipe-out the human race, all because of arrogance. this is just a really, really Bad Idea. The only thing I can think of that ISN'T bad from CT is Chibi-Usa

Rating: 0/10

Chibi-Usa (Sailor Moon) Ok, I know that she is regarded as one of the most annoying people in any manga in existance, but that's fine with me! I've never read the manga! and for me, Usa makes the perfect spy, as she has access to information nobody else does, is always instantly trusted, and we don't know her complete future, so several things can be made from scratch. In many of my Ranma/Sailor Moon Stories, she is a spy for Ranma on the senshi's inside, so he/she always knows whats happening. That's just my opinion.

Rating: 6/10

and to a totally random topic:

Haku and Zabuza (Naruto) I don't care what anyone else says. HAKU IS A GIRL! She can claim to be a boy all she wants but, as Naruto... thought, 'he's even prettier than Sakura'. No guy is that cute, end of story. Haku is a girl, and I wouldn't ever show it any other way. Now, as for their personalities and my opinions, they're both just victims of 'wrong place, wrong time syndrome'... which is exactly what it sounds like. They would both be really cool ninja if they hadn't died in the Wave, and Haku's bloodline is fricking awesome. Zabuza was an ass, but that's only because he was paid to be. Honestly, neither of them are that bad, and I prefer to not have them die. That's just me.

Rating: 8/10

Sasuke (Naruto) Oh, god. This isn't one of my favorite topics. Sasuke is an ass. There is no two ways about that. He's a frickin' ice sickle with a two foot long pole shoved up his ass. He's got two speeds, basically. Smart-ass, and 'I-art-holier-than-though'. One, he's a pain in the ass. The other, he's a pain in the ass with a superiority complex. He thinks he's better than everyone because of his name and that everything should be handed to him on a silver platter. He's also naive, believing that Orochimaru really wants to help him kill his brother, not take over his body, which he obviously does want to do. Moron.

Rating: -1/10

Kyuubi (Naruto) An interesting character, Kyuubi is another one of those people who's gender can really go either way. I know, I know, the manga does say 'he' many times, but that doesn't say much. After all, this is where the pronoun confusion gets in. Take the following senerio:

A woman is crossdressing as a man. Another person doesn't realize this and assumes her to be male. Now, if it's written in the point of view of the second person, the line would be 'He walked over to me and shook my hand' or if it's in third person limited to the second person, it's 'He walked over to her and shook her hand.' Only third person omniscient would have 'She walked over to her and shook her hand'. That's just my opinion.

Therefor, I like to have Kyuu be a woman as much as possible. Why? Well, I have a bit of a... what's a safe way to say this... 'women are better' attitude (yes, I'm a guy. No I'm not gay. That's just what I think) for several things... cooking and fighting included. If you wonder why, just think for a minute. Taki, Talim, Cassandra and her sister, Sophitia, Seong Mi-na, Tira, Ivy, should I continue? In fighting games, the female characters are always better, as they generally are faster and have a longer reach. (Talim and Ivy are my favorites, but I'll also use Taki, Tira, Seong Mi-na and sometimes Xianghua as well) So I generally have the 'either way' characters be female. However, characters that are obviously a certain gender (like Naruto is obviously Male) I prefer not to change up.

All and all, if she were a little nicer, she'd get a really high rating. But she isn't, so...

Rating: 7/10

moving on to a completely different topic:

Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter) My god, I hate this man with a passion. Almost as much as Sakura and Akane. He's a bastard, no two ways about it in my mind. Nothing in his stories add up, as many people point out. He seems to just 'test' Harry, never really trying to help him, and sending him back to the Dursleys summer after summer. The second reason, check the rant on Harry Potter for that one. He holds way too much back, and makes some really bad mistakes. Here are just a few. Having Snape teach Occulumency. Not knowing that Quirrel was possessed (it was so fucking obvious), not getting Black a trial, and not yanking Harry out of the Triwizard Tournament. Dumb old Goatsucker. He's manipulating the field from behind the scenes. I just know it.

Rating: 2/10

Harry Potter (Harry Potter) Something here doesn't add up to me. Harry is the son of a very powerful witch and a very powerful wizard, and has some if not most of the abilities of the most powerful dark wizard in the world. So, here's what I don't get. While he's slightly lazy and reckless, WHY IS HE SO FUCKING WEAK! He should be one of the most powerful wizards of all time, and with a ton of different abilities. One thing I think he has, but is never harnessed in the books, is Metamorphagus abilities. Why? Two reasons. First is the story about the haircut when he was younger about how it grew back, and the second is that Harry NEVER gets haircuts.

The only reason I can think of would be blocks. But it takes someone very powerful to block another very powerful person. The only person that would have had the chance? Dumbledore, right before he dropped him off at Pivet.

The Parseltounge is really cool, and yet he hates it? That isn't right. I think, that Parseltounge was from his mothers side of the family (after all, no muggleborn could be that powerful, so I think she descended from a hidden Slytherin line), and Dumbles knows this, but tells him its from Voldy so he'd hate it, another way to keep him under his thumb. now, there are a few pairings I like, and a few I hate.

Another thing. Where is all his inheritance? He comes from the Potter line, a direct descendant of Godric Griffindor! (Proved by the sword in the hat) He should be one of the wealthiest members of the wizarding world in the books, but he isn't. why do I think this is? Simple: His account advisor never told him. Well, who is his account advisor? Think. It would have been someone the Potters trusted, and someone who it would have gone to first even if he wasn't the one they chose, if only until the will reading. Got it yet? Ding. Dumbledore, again.

Rating: 7/10

Pairing: Harry Potter (Harry Potter) and Ginny Weasley (Harry Potter) I do not like this, Sam-I-Am. I get that this is the canon pairing. It also is a canon-pairing I hate. I mean, he just starts falling in love randomly in book whatever? I don't buy it. I'm thinking love potion. Ginny is waaaaayyyyy too demanding for someone like Harry. It wouldn't work out, ever, really. I don't really have anything against Ginny, and this pairing can work out if there is a legitimate reason (such as Harry in Azkaban, and only Ginny believes him innocent), but it isn't one of my favorites. However, it is insanely easy for Ginny to catch the I'm-A-Bitch syndrome in a lot of fanfiction.

Rating: 4/10

Revision: I don't know how I didn't notice this. GINNY LOOKS LIKE LILY POTTER! God, that's just so wrong! Ok, drop this pairing:

Rating: 1/10

Pairing: Harry Potter (Harry Potter) and Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) My favorite pairing. It all seems to click between the two. Why the hell she's after Ron when she's obviously pining over Harry is a mystery to me. Maybe she thinks she could never get the celebrity? Who knows. It just seems to be the perfect pairing that could be made in this story line. I don't see anything wrong with it, and Hermione really needs someone like Harry almost as much as Harry needs someone like Hermione. it just WORKS

Rating: 9/10

The Weasley Family in General (Harry Potter) Now this is where things get interesting. My overall opinion is good, but there is something I do want to mention. Bill and Charlie are Ok, but they aren't really mentioned in depth in canon, so my opinion is neutral. For Fred and George, congratulations. You win the most entertaining characters in a novel for the twenty first century. These guys are awesome! Honestly, some of my favorite characters of all time. Percy, not so much... he wins the 'Biggest Douchebag' award in quite a while. I don't particularly like Percy, but I have seen several fics where there are some good reasons for him doing what he does. These are too many to name.

Ginny, make her less bitchy and demanding, and she's ok, but... something about her just seems fake. I don't like her too much. I don't like Ron either. He's supposed to be Harry's friend, for petes sake! And then, he gets jealous over things that Harry doesn't even want, like money, fame, and the being in the Triwizard tournament. And his family just 'being' there, announcing very very loudly Platform 9 3/4, just seems too convienent. I do not like either of them.

Molly can go either way. It's about equil between being the 'overcaring mother' role, which is kinda annoying, and the 'I'm-a-Bitch Syndrome' is very easy for her to catch. Arthur is cool, but that to be expected.

Overall: 5/10

George and Fred: 10/10

Arthur, Charlie and Bill: 5/10

Ginny and Molly: 3/10

Percy and Ron 1/10

I find this amusing right here. This was a review I got on one of my one-shots. Of course, it was by anonamous, so I can't respond, but still. Copy and paste...

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1. The song is called Angel. In the arms of the Angel is just the beginning
of the chorus.

2. There is no such artist as Sarah McLaughlin. If, however you mean Sarah
McLachlan, then yes, this is her song. Where do you get McLaughlin from? It's
McLachlan, pronunced Mc-lock-lan. I know, I know, you downloaded it off p2p
and it was like that there, so sque that's the artist's name.

3. Your story sucks.
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Ok, 1. and 2. are actually right... I did make that mistake. They have been fixed, even though I'm keeping the name of the fic the same... shrugs I like the name, ok? As for number three...

Well, it's uncalled for, which is one of the things I find amusing.

I'm guessing that he like wanted to kill my spirit or something so I won't write any more... the question is, WHY does it suck in your mind? Give me a reason, and I can change it. Don't, and I'll sit back and laugh at your stupidity. However, I feel I need to make something clear. IT WAS STILL UNNEEDED. I don't care if you wrote it just because you hate that type of story, or are a 'Knight of the True Fiancee' (bunch of morons), or just didn't like it and feel like you need to say something. put it in an email and mail it to yourself or something. It really isn't needed for US to hear it if you're not gonna give a reason for it. rolls eyes if you don't get it and you're a person who does this, you're a bigger idiot than I thought you were...

Hurrah for the double insults! Anyway, if you don't like the story, don't bother sending something like that to me, as I'll just laugh at you. Ok? And nobody likes to be laughed at. shrugs Ok, then, that's what I got for right now.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person who is afraid to state his belief that homosexuality isn't wrong because of his overzealous Christian parents.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE! AND NOTHING LESS THAN JUST THAT!