I used to be edwardcullenmaniac, but now I'm Dot823, if any of you are wondering...

I am on a haitus at the moment. I will hopefully be off haitus by the 6th of next month. Until then, don't expect a chapter from me.

heyz people! I just wanted to say a few things...my stories placed second and got an honorable mention in Child-Of-God13's contest, KITTY KILLER! placed second, and Unexpected was mentioned. thanks to everyone who helped! Especially beta's, bluefox and AspensAngel!

Some people say I'm insane. I say one of a few things to them. They are: "Thank you! That's so sweet!" ooor "Well, Sanity is overrated," oooor..."When did you figure that out? I've known since August 2007, when I read Twilight." Then they look at me like I'm insane, which I am, but in a good way!

I have multiple shared accounts. One is with MelodyMaker, and that is obviously the name. It's her account, but we co-author the stories 'Am I Dreaming?', 'I Can't Be Dreaming', and 'Is She Dreaming?'. We may do another story, depending on how many people review for 'Is She Dreaming?'. The second one is a shared account with the author Kayla Elise, the name of our account is 'I'm-Not-Obsessed.' My third shared account is NormalityIsOverRated, with my friend nick-jonas-lover101. PLEASE read our stories!!

VISIT MY BLOG PLEASE!! AND FOLLOW!! I HAVE LIKE, 2 FOLLOWERS, IT MAKES ME FEEL SAD:

MY BLOG: http://anauthorspublicationjourney.blogspot.com/

faves:

songs: basically everything other thing! I adore music, it's awesome...

animals: lets see... cats cuz I have 2, dogs cuz I had 3, and at my dads I think I have 5, parakeets cuz when the cats were kittens I had 2, hermit crabs, cuz when I had my birds and cats I also had 8 of them, and plenty more!

books/series': I heart Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse, by Stephenie Meyer, and thats why I like The Reason, it's a beautiful song that I can imagine is like what Edward would say to Bella after Eclipse. also I like/love/heart the Warriors series' by Erin Hunter, and yes, multiple series, they are really good, and are all about cats! I like/love/heart all Tamora Peirce books, and own most of them, I just need the Immortals series, and I have every book I can think of. I love the Uglies series, by Scott Westerfeld, including Extras. and much more, cuz I'm a crazed reader, I already out grew a book shelf and a single shelf on our family book shelf, and I had to choose some books to get rid of so I could fit in my new one, and I still need a new one in a year or so!

movies: Simpsons movie, others movies, and THE TWILIGHT MOVIE!! oh, and, soon-to-be, New Moon!! then Eclipse... :D

tv shows: Forensic Files, CSI, and other murder/mystery shows, and America's Best Dance Crew! GO JABBAWOCKEEZ!! (YAAY!! DA JABBAS WON!! GO JABBAS! but Kaba Modern was awesome too, it deserved to stay longer...)

music: I listen to anything, honestly, other than most rap music, but I do listen to it a little bit. My fave genre is Country or Rock, cant choose, you should see our I-tunes! if you put it by genre, you would take forever to get over the country music!

now to jabba(wockeez...haha) about my cats!

I have 2, as you know, and they are a mix of tabby, calico, and something white, but I don't know... one is a boy, Jake, and I wish I could change his name, cuz I don't like Jacob Black from twilight! my other cat is named Blossom, she's my little baby, litterally, almost! she loves attention, but can't stand being near my sister. she likes my mom too, and she has an obsession with getting the pointer out of the computer screen! she's always trying to get her paw behind it, cuz it's a flat screen, and she tries to snatch it with her paw! she also tries to smell it in the front and is always on the desk with me! she can get in the way, though. Jake is really silly, because he can understand Greek, infact, he refuses to 'come' unless we say it in Greek! one day he was jumping onto the ledge near our stairs, and after where he sits, it goes down, and he over jumped it and went on a ride all the way down the stairs! and the best part is all he did was land on his feet and hide with huge moon-sized eyes! it was so cute! the cats aren't twins, cuz their from seperate litters, but they were both born on the same day!

I absolutely LOVE fries from Eatza Pizza, but I can't stand any pizza unless it has green peppers on it. I have really weird taste buds, and I'm really picky about my food. I'M GREEK AND I ROCK! GO GREEK PEEPS(but not terrorist Greek peeps, they need to get a life or something...)!

most people think that greek people are fat, but not all of them are fat, my cousin, who is named Elias (the s is silent), and I are pretty skinny, and he's going to culinary school! my other cousins, Alex and Melaina, are pretty cool. we, as in Alex, Melaina, and I, all went to the same school last year. Alex and I are in the same grade, while Melaina is 2 grades lower, but she's in PA, or AP classes, so we basically all learn the same thing.

parakeet time!

I had 2 parakeets, our first was named Hedwig, cuz he had a white head, and my sister got to choose his name, and she loved Harry Potter, so she named it that. Our other one was my turn to chose a name, cuz maria chose the last birds name, I chose this one, and it was a really pretty girl with green and yellow feathers, the exact opposite of dear old hedwig, and I named her Sunny. If only I knew that she was crazy... well, lets say she was too hyper, and I joke she was suicidal, or really wanted to escape. Well, she was running around on christmas day, flying in her cage and hitting the walls too much. she finally hit herself hard enough(that sounds mean...) and she died. the worst part about it is was the day she died, on Christmas.

my other bird, Hedwig, also died on an important day, but he didn't kill himself, he died of old age. REALLY old age. he was almost 5, and it was the cat's birthday, and he just keeled. I was really sad cuz he was our first non-fish pet, cuz my grandma was afraid of dogs, cats, snakes, and much more. And it took my mom years to convince her that we could get a pet, but she only let loose a bit, so instead of getting a non-caged pet, we got everything for hedwig and hedwig as a birthday gift, and soon, my grandma loved hedwig.

let's move on...

I have a few really close friends, then the next layer, the close friends, and my really close friends are Kaitlin, who hates to be called Katie, my friend Hannah, who is alot different from us, but really nice at the same time, Sana, who is WAY to quiet, in my point of view...but then again half the kids at school think I'm mute...Ceara, who is really nice, and pretty cool, and Katie, yes, we have the same name.

IF YOU ARE A KID UNDER 12 SKIP THIS NEXT PART!

my friends are pretty perverted, well, Katie, Anna(who I hate, but still sits with us) and Hannah are... one day Hannah had 2 tangeriens(sp?) in a bag, and she didn't want to eat them. she said "I don't want to eat balls in a bag" and Katie started laughing lots, cuz she is super perverted sometimes, and they start joking that they are going to give it to a boy, and say it's from another boy. ok, I did that too. but they got bored, so Hannah squished the balls and made it sperm in a bag, and started to plan again to give it to someone, and then they realized that the bag of sperm was broken, and leaking, so they started to toss it on each others things, and then on mine. and me, being half mature, dumped it in the trash. all the while Kaitlin was talking quietly to Sana. It was really random!

another time, I had a hot dog, and I love ketchup so I had alot of ketchup on it, but Hannah called it a dick dog, a bloody dick dog, I had to throw it out, and I was starving for the rest of the day!

I'm adding more cuz I'm bored...OMG! I CAN'T STAND ANNA! She is a big jerk to me! here's some stories about jerk things she's done:

1. I was sick for 3 days, and I wasn't happy about it, I never said that I wasn't lucky not to have cancer, just that I wished that it would go away, and she goes "Well, I've been sick for 3 years, so don't complain!"

2. SHE IS A SERIAL LIAR!! she told one of my friends that she has lukemia, but it's impossible, cuz she says she's had it for 3 years, but by then you would have had chemotherapy(sp?) yet her hair is still long, and we KNOW it's not a wig! we don't even think she's been sick for 3 years! then at a party, she says she's had bone cancer, and that chemo doesn't help! tell that to all the people who've lived because they went through chemo! she says that she did a bit more than make out with someone on a cruise, which I doubt, she says she's going out with a SUPER popular person, who says they don't even know who she is, AND that guy was going out with someone! she is SUCH a liar! I hate it.

3. She used my friend Hannah. Hannah had given up ALL of her friends because they tried to warn her not to hang out with Anna, but Hannah didn't listen, and stopped hanging out with them. THEN she gets in a fight with Hannah, and obsesses with someone else, as in, won't let them hang out with ANYONE else, and disses Hannah a lot! not to mention the fact that Hannah had been cutting herself before she started to hang out with us, in the seventh grade, BECAUSE of Anna!

4. she thinks she's the best person out there! ok, she comes to this party, and she goes, "I hope you don't mind but sometimes I talk in third person, like 'ANNA IS THE BEST!'" and then when we plan to go out and make everyone we pass that we probably won't see ever again think that we're freaks, and she says 'ok, if you see someone that we know, say 'Anna' cuz I'm the BEST!' and when we're playing truth or dare, she just goes on talking about herself, and stuffs, and she wants soo much attention that she goes and says she has to be last, while Katie's opening her presents, and goes on to explain it'll take a while, and MAKES KATIE SIT IN HER LAP! godsh! she's sooooooo annoying!

I hate judging people by what she looks like, but I'm not...I just DON'T like her! she's a jerk, and I'm afraid for Katie, cuz if she stops being friends with us to hang out with Anna and then Anna fights with her, and makes her sad, she might actually start to cut herself, and I don't want to stop being friends with Katie!

NOW YOU CAN READ AGAIN IF YOU ARE UNDER 12!!

these are pictures from my stories, they say what they are and the story;

Rosalie's first wedding dress: story; What about me? A Rosalie story

Emmetts tuxedo from What about me? A Rosalie story

Alices princess hat from Notes With Bella and The Gang I couldn't find anything better

Edwards crown from Notes with Bella and The Gang

Bellas' crown from Notes With Bella and The Gang

Bellas royal clothes in Notes With Bella and The Gang these are very queen like!

Rosalies dress from Notes With Bella and The Gang this was going to be Alices, but it doesn't match her princess hat, and would look ugly in other colors

Alices dress, in blue, from Notes With Bella and The Gang just to tell you all, I totally want this dress! in blue, not pink, but I still would love it in both colors! it's so cute!

Cat from KITTY KILLER! chapter 3 here is your kitty from chapter 3! I don't have them from 1 and 2, so get a life!

that's all I have for now, so yeah...ME BORED!

now here is a bit of info I bet you didn't know:

1. I am honestly and truly spoiled and know it!

2. even though I am spoiled, I also have to deal with my older sister, who is very annoying, for being older, and is a Computerolic!

3. even though I am spoiled, I'm not a brat! I just happen to have lots of game systems...grandparents who live near me and buy me lots of stuff, recently upgrading to a few designer items, grandparents that live far away, who send me money, and sometimes a nice home-knitted scarf, a totally gullable mom. a designer purse, and a designer coat, and all that...I still don't have everything! And it also takes a reasonable price(not to most parents) and some hard work to get what we really want out of our mom, who takes our money to pay for it later...without our permission...

4. examples of what I don't have are...lots and lots of vacations (even if we do have good ones when we go on vacation)...a big house, I live in a town house!...my own room, cuz our house only has 2 rooms, and that equals my sister and I sharing...2 parents who care about me, cuz I haven't even heard from anyone on my dads side, other than my grandma and grandpa, since, like, 2 years ago, and that includes my dad!...permission to see 4 of my pets! aka, my dads dogs, who I miss dearly! I love my dogs! and my step sister, even though my sister hates my step sister...an excuse to travel with my whole family, cuz we have no excuse to visit my grandma, cuz I literally can walk to her house!...we never really go to fancy places, more than once or twice a year, but I don't care for fancy, most of the time

5. even without both of my biological parents, I still have my mom, my neighbors, who treat me like their own, and have a real spoiled brat, my uncle and aunt, who live near me too, my godparents, and my grandparents! so I actaully have 4 mom and 4 dad figures, and my real mom!

6. my uncle from above, my godfather, and my neighbor all have the same first name! which is Jim, just to tell you!

7. I'm Greek, and proud of it! I'm also German, but I don't celebrate the German side, cuz it's my dads side, and no one else is German in my family, other than my sister...and that is why I love My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

some things I honestly don't get

1. why are the kids so mean to the trix bunny? he's starved by now!

2. why that cocoa puffs bird doesn't just go to cocoa puffs rehab!

3. why Lucky is so mean to those poor kids! they're starved by now too!

4. why my cat insists on drinking from the toilet, and peeing all over the place! just use the litter box Jake!(my cat!)

5. why my school can't just have non-greasy burgers!

6. why my school advertises the Cyclone Salad, but doesn't sell it ever!

7. why not every other man in the US isn't named Edward!

8. why the rest of the men aren't named Emmett, Carlisle, or Jasper!

9. why vampires aren't real...sad, really...

10. why Twilight hasn't won some award! C'mon, award people! what are you? idiots?(it actually won ONE award now...)

11. why my cat thinks that my hand is a kitten, when she can't give birth!

12. why my mom won't let me pick a kitten to replace my hand as my cats kitten!

13. why The Reason isn't the national awesomest song ever!

14. why the holiday Twilightday is inexistent!

15. why no one thought to make Twilight a movie when it first came out.

16. why I still haven't shut up!

17. why Stephenie Meyer and Tamora Peirce aren't running for president.

18. why George W. Bush is still president(not this January! yay!)

19. why George W. Bush started a retarded war in the first place!

20. why I didn't shut up at 16!

21. why my retarded dad runs from his job, and onto another, just so he doesn't have to pay child support

22. why my retard dad never went to college

23. why my dad calls college retarded

24. why I am still making this list

25. why I don't understand so much...

26. why this is only a small fraction of what I don't understand...

27. why Hannah stole numbers 1-3 and told the rest of us them!

28. why Hannah Montana is named after a state

29. why George Bush is a retard

30. why our sloppy joes at school look more like hard dog food covered in some sauce

31. why I am still talking...

32. why vampires aren't the national mythical creature!

33. why Carlisle's dad killed more humans than Carlisle, Edward, and all the Cullens minus Jasper put together

34. why there is not a vampire-monkey-awesome-thingy named Steve in Twilight

35. why my pet leaf had to die...WHY!

36. why I said I had a pet leaf...

37. why my Cullen robots built a house in the middle of nowhere...

38. why Esmebot 3000 refuses to let anyone other than my grandma cook...

40. why my Edwardbot always cringes lots when my friends come over.

41. why my Bellabot is still a human! EDWARD!

42. why God sent the beauty that is Edward to Sthephenie...and not me...

43. why I haven't had one of those chocolate Mystery Balls in forever!

44. why and how I could add SOO much to this list in only a few minutes...with barely thinking...

45. why some people aren't addicted to Twilight, even AFTER they've read it!(I know, can you beleive it?!)

46. WHY the Twilight movie may not come out in a while

47. why my schools ALWAYS do important things on my good friday, which is different than your good friday, unless you're greek orthodox

48. why some people have way too much self esteem, and others have too little!

49. why is barney known as a good thing to kids?

50. why the Twilight books aren't gonna go on forever and ever and ever!

51. why the hey Elmo talks to a fish

try to go to AllTheTests.com, and search for Twilight quiz's, I found a good Edward one!

Also, I was bored, so I did a search and a girl named Alice Cullen lived in Ireland, and tried to become an immigrant, but died before she could...

OK...I'm bored again, so I shall say something...I used to have Bella-like hair, as in, pretty brown(but not mahogany, like hers) and long. NOW it looks darker, more like hers, but is SHORT! AAAAAAAAAH! why oh why did I cut it...(I still hate my short hair...its EVIL but everyone says it looks good!)

YYAAAAAYY!! I GOT A NEW COMPUTER!! YAAAAAAY!! I'm sooo happy!!

oh, and PLEASE pray for my cats...both are having health problems...tears...

THE TELLIETUBBIES ARE PERVERTED DRUGGIES!! you ask me..."how?" I tell you...

Tinkywinky: what could THAT mean?(I'm thinking the mans lower body part...)

Dipsy: he meant dip sh BUT he was on pot, so put a y instead of the h i and t

laa-laa: he meant tata, BUT he/she was on pot like Dipsy, and forgot to cross his/her t's and added extra a's

poe: again, he/she was on pot, and replaced the t with an e

and...SANTA IS A PEDOFILE! "he see's you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sakes" and "you better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout, I'm tellin you why, santa clause is coming to town!"

I wanted to ask you all to go to melodymaker's profile, and read 'Am I Dreaming?' we're co-writing it...I do Edwards POV, she does Bella's.

UPDATE that story is done, we're working on the sequel, 'I Can't Be Dreaming'

TWILIGHT RELATED RANDOM JUNK I SAY:

Ok, so I say random junk all the time related to twilight...I shall(sometimes) put these things below:

1. HOLY SHIT IT FEELS LIKE EDWARD OUT HERE!!(I just walked out of borders to the freezing cold)

2. GIMME A HUG EMMETT!!(To my soul-twins ex-boyfriend, who's nickname WAS Emmett before the breakup...don't worry, I checked with her...she sad it was ok...HE HUGS JUST LIKE EMMETT!!)

3. You and I will get our names legally changed to Alice(she's like Alice) and Angela(I have glasses and brown hair) and we shall move to Forks where we shall live and hopefully run into Seth and Embry, who will imprint on us because they're awesome!!(long story...)

4. Sister, when you move out, I shall get rid of all your things, put all things against one wall, and cover every other wall with Twiight posters and stuff until I can't see the blue walls with pink flowers.(Ok, I was little when we painted the walls! We haven't gotten to repainting them yet!!)

5. Seth! I'm cold!(I was sleep talking...according to my friend Katie/Alice)

6. NO, I am not in love with Edward, I just wish he were real. (to my ex-boyfriend :D)

7. I wish I were a vampire so I could be a genious. That way I could do really well in school and finish early and get to my job as an author to odd books faster. The downside is that vampires aren't real.

8. IF VANESSA HUDGENS GETS CAST AS LEAH CLEARWATER I WILL NEED ONE BAG FOR HYPERVENTILATING, AND ONE TO BE A BARF BAG! AND I'LL NEED A BOX OF TISSUES TOO!!(it's true! she auditioned!!)

9. Jacob loved Bella because he had imprinted on Bella's egg. Therefore, if he were with Bella, he woulda imprinted on his own baby or lost all ability to imprint ever again. If the first part happened, he'd leave Bella for his daughter/son. That is why Team Edward rocks and why Team Jacob doesn't :D

10. Pie. If Edward could eat it, he'd love it. If Rosalie could eat it, she wouldn't be hott.

11. If you look at the Cullens from the outside, and their whole life,(except for being vampires) They would all be loonies...just look at it!!

A. Edward think he's a monster because he's a vegitarian

B. Edward cn read minds, Jasper is addicted to the Civil War and Confederates and can change peoples emotions, and Alice went to an Insane asylum and came out a phsycic.

C. Jasper tried to kill Bella, and Bella forgave him.

D. Edward made everyone leave Bella because of Jasper almost killing her.

E. They(mostly) don't want her to become a 'vegetarian'

F. They all claim to have been 17, 18, 23, or whatever other age, for a while, at LEAST. a while.

12. if Hotness had a name, Edward would be it.

13. Most of the characters all get an award, they are...

Jacob: Cutest hot stereo-typing mutt out there!!

Edward: Hottest totally emo/suicidal Romeo-like vampire ever

Alice: Smallest shopping addict to live to be (enter age)

Rosalie: vampire most likely to have bee PMSing when changed

Emmett: most likely to be in trouble with the Volturi

Carlisle: biggest reason to not have an apple a day(an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!)

Esme: vampire most likely to be a mommy if possible

Jasper: Most likely to be confused with loony since he's always afraid.

Bella: The edible comedian, and a drug, at the same time!

Mike: human to act most like a dog without being a dog(or werewolf)

Jessica: most flirty back-stabber

Angela: quietest

Eric: Geekoid of the century

Tyler: most likely to hitch a ride everywhere, for ever and ever.

Billy Black: most annoying old guy to meet Bella

Charlie Swan: most normal-acting alcoholic(just watch the movie...EVERY SCENE HE HAS A BEER!! EVER SINGLE SCENE HE'S IN!)

Ect.

14. would you rather smell like a doggy and have no privacy, or be super hot, sparkle, and have no privacy around a few select vampires?

15. Ooh...sparkly!!(drools at vid of Edward in meadow)

16. The hottest men sparkle. The second-hottest turn into puppies. The least are boring and completely human.-yawn-

17. EDWARD! STOP MAKING ME THINK TWILIGHT RELATED THINGS THAT MAKE NO SENSE! I NEED TO DO HOMEWORK!!(riiight now...)

18. This phone's as dead as Edward...(it was dead, hullo?)

19. HOLY SHIT! THE THING ABOVE IS TOTALLY WRONG!! What the hell was I thinking?! The phone was as dead as JAMES!! -smacks self-

20. Damn...I'm glad I'm not a wolf...that woulda hurt...I mean, the smacking myself... :D

21. Maybe, if I turn into a vampire, or break my hand or leg punching or kicking a werewolf, I won't have to run the mile! AWESOME!

22. GAH! I CAN'T SEE!! Ooooh...that's so going on the list of random stuff I say...I don't care if it's not related to Twilight! I'll make it related to Twilight! Better yet, that whole last part, I'll just have it on there! YESH! -runs to computer-

23. Jake the cat fits in my dryer, but Jake the WEREWOLF is a PORTABLE SPACEHEATER!! and, if you think about it, he's a dryer too...c'mon, if you hug him, you'll dry faster!!(my cat literally goes in my dryer when we let him...it's hilarious...I have pics now too!!)

24. Holy shit. Not only does my grandma hate all vampires, but she hates all werewolves, no matter what type, so she hates Twilight, she thinks Edward is ugly, and says THE HUMANS ARE GOOD LOOKING!! MY GRANDMA IS ON TEAM MIKE!! agh!-blinded-

25. My cat's a vampire because she watches me sleep. HEY! Edward watches Bella sleep!! -sticks out tongue- ok, maybe she isn't a vampire...but I don't care!! MAHA!

26. OMG! Edward! Choose what Bella is already!! She's a spidermonkey, a human, pregnant, and a vampire! Can she just be a VAMPIRE now?! or does she have to be pregnant Renesmee on your back after you jump out the door that's randomly placed on the second floor without a porch or anything? Just what I THOUGHT!! HA!

27. ALL of the Cullens name meanings(except Renesmee, b/c her name isn't in there) remind me of them someway or another...

Carlisle: I had to follow the name Lugus, which goes to Lugh, which means "Shining One" and Carlisle is like a god or something to all Team Edward, Team Switz, and some of Team Jacob.

Esme: hers means "Loved" and she IS loved!!

Emmett: I followed Emmett to Emma, which means "Whole" or "Universe" and his heart is so whole and full with happiness!!

Rosalie: her name just names rose, and she's pretty, so are roses! lol...

Alice: I followed her name to Adelaide, which means any of the following "Noble type" "Noble kind" and "Noble sort" and she's noble in that she's true and a good friend and stuff like that!!

Jasper: it means Treasurer...or is like a gemstone. But treasurer because he treasures Alice enough to change his whole lifestyle!!

Edward: Rich Guard. HULLO!? he's rich, and he guards Bella...awwwww!! I know, cute!!(unless you're team Jacob...then you probably wanna gag right now)

Bella: it either goes to Isabella OR, it can mean the Italian word bella, which means beautiful. If you follow it Isabella: you then go to Isabel, which goes to Elizabeth, which means "my God is my oath." I prefer the Italian word...it works much better, if you look at it from Edward's point of view...or Mike's...or Tyler's or Eric's or Jacob's.

28. Gah! oooh...what if I randomly met Taylor Lautner, and we fell in love and crap and then junk that ended up with me being in NM as some random minor character, like Aro's guard Renata. Damn. They're already filming. Who knows if they have that scene done yet? NO ONE!! NO ONE KNOWS!! except the peeps involved and extras...