Well, what to say about me. Okay...I live in the U.S., and I love being an American. I've got VERY curly brown hair and green eyes.

I rarely upload my stories. It's sad, really. I've got at least three stories at home just lying around, but they need work and I'm too lazy.

That's another thing about me. I'm horribly lazy. And stuff. SO... I took a break from writing for like a long time, but hopefully I'm back now. I just had one of those periods where nothing works, you know?

So I took a vacation, and I'm gonna try this again. Ohoh!! Here are some quotes that I've found. I enjoyed them. I hope you do too. Um, whoever you are.

Quotes

Friends stab you in the back, strangers stab you in the front, boyfriends stab you in the heart. True friends don't carry knives.

I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing because of something that happened yesterday.

Sleep; a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, fo- in fact, just pretty much leave me the heck alone.

I didn't say that it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

One day your life will flash before your eyes- make sure it's worth watching.

Dream as though you'll live forever, live as though you'll die tomorrow.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. I would be one of the 8 percent laughing my head off.

You know you live in 2007 when:

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screename or a myspace.

4. You'd rather look all over your house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV,

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you're thinking about sending it to all of your friends.

9. You were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evils. Does that mean studying is evil?

Your stubbornness is even greater than your stupidity.

People are like slinkies- rather useless, but fun to watch when pushed down the stairs.

Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

5/4 people have trouble with fractions.

One by one, the penguins run off with my sanity.

I don't repeat gossip, so I'm only going to say this once.

They say, 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I was never dropped on my head, I was born this way!

My mind works like lightening. One brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of progress?

If I won't be myself, then who will?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Do unto others before they do unto you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Your chances of getting struck by lightening improve if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell 'STORMS SUCK!'

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Don't take life too seriously- no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Life is a tradgedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

Copy this to your profile if you've ever run into a wall that you knew was there.

Copy this to your profile if you've ever started a conversation with someone and in the middle of it realize that they're not who you thought they were.

Copy this to your profile if you have ever laughed at absolutely nothing just because it was too quiet.

Copy this to your profile if you have no idea why you're copying this to your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you have the best friend(s) in the whole world.

Copy this to your profile if you've heard the phone ringing and started talking into your remote.

Copy this to your profile if you've laughed at yourself for no reason and had people laugh with you.

Copy this to your profile if you've ever copied the world dominating bunny into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you're absolutely sick of people who think they're better than everyone else.

Copy this into your profile for the sake of copying something into your profile.

Pairings that I like:

Naruto:

Saku/Sasu (they are meant for each other)

Shika/Ino (i don't know why i like this pairing. i just do)

Naru/Hina (i mean, the loudmouth and the shy girl? so cute!)

Neji/Ten (they just look so cute together)

Kiba/Hina (the same reason as for naru/hina)

Kiba/Saku (one of my favorite pairings)

Harry Potter:

James/Lily (all time favorite)

Lupin/Tonks

Harry/Ginny

Twilight:

Jacob/Bella (I know this would never work out, but I feel so sorry for Jacob)

Jasper/Alice (They are so cute)

Pairings I dont like:

Any yaoi (i don't really know why. i just never have)

Naruto:

Neji/Hina (they're cousins for God's sake)

Sasu/Ino (he hates her)

Shika/Temari (just don't like it)

Neji/Saku (i mean, have they ever talked?)

Twilight:

Edward/anyone but Bella (He and Bella are destined for each other)

Harry Potter:

Harry/Hermione

Draco/Hermione

Remus/Lily