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Author has written 15 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, Clive Barker', Dragon Ball Z, Song of the Lioness, Nightmare Before Christmas, One Piece, and Death Note. START. See Blue skies big enough to crush us Lick our spines. Welcome to my profile. Welcome to hell. FAQ's: Q: Why did you erase your old profile?! A: I got bored. And it was full of immature, bitchy rants. Q: Why don't you effing update your stories already?! A: Because I'm an unrepentant jackass. Okay, next! Q: I don't like yaoi. A: You've come to the wrong place then, hun. Q: Why do your stories suck so much? A: ...Because the oldest ones were written when I was eleven. I only got around to publishing them a few years ago, though. Q: Who is Cinna? And why do you keep talking him/her/it? A: Cinna is a character from The Hunger Games. Read it. It's luverly. Q: Do you love Cinna? A: If I didn't, then why would I waste time on him? Q: Are you married? A: I'm engaged to Sauron. Q: I LUFF TWILIGHT! OMG EDWARD IS SO HOTT! A: ...Would you mind terribly if I decapitated you? And burned all your copies of Twilight? And ate Smeyer alive? No, I didn't think so. I am a Twi-hater and PROUD of it. Q: You're mean. A: I know, isn't it great? Q: Why did you even write this stuff? A: Why did you even read this stuff? "Don't worry, I'll make sure you all go to heaven together." CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. CINNA. By the way, children, I forgot to tell you that I firmly believe in LxLight. And nothing you say will change my mind. ...Except maybe MikaLight. ...And the occasional BBxL. O///o I am such a yaoi fiend. If it's in the least bit slashable, you'll find two random characters in a wonderful yaoi relationship in my mind. Which is what I think about during math, instead of paying attention. "My peek at your friend's innards has upset you." Be warned. I do believe I qualify as Legally Insane. I used to be one of those random dweeby fangirls who believed herself to be crazy. My old profile reflected that time. I am now a sadistic oddball who enjoys being insomniac and pairing Ichigo with Ishida. I subscribe to Shonen Jump monthly. It's the best thing that happens all month. My favorite series in the magazine are Bleach, One Piece, and Yu Yu Hakusho. I love Death Note and Rurouni Kenshin dearly, and embarrassingly enough, have a deep love and appreciation for Doraemon. Don't diss the "Gadget Cat From The Future." "I'm not pyro. I just really, really, REALLY, like matches." Cinna is my hero. Period. "Life is always better if you're a pessimist. At worst, you get the satisfaction of knowing you were right. At best you get pleasantly surprised." Wicked Lovely. Yes. Keenan is amazing. Forget Seth-the-Gary-Stu. Keenan is much more interesting. "Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in New Zealand~!" I would really appreciate it if someone killed Edward Cullen. Damn Gary Stu. I'll assist you by taking care of Bella and her ever-so-Sueish-progeny. They will all rot in hell. ...Or in my profile. "If life gives you lemons, destroy them." I'm a bibliophile. And damn proud of it. Don't mess with my books. They're mine. Mine as in, "MINE." You've reached the end of this monstrosity. If you actually read all that, you have no life. Join the club. FINISH. | |||||||
1. Ask Mikami! » reviewsI saw everyone else was making these, so I figured, why not... our favorite Light-obsessed fanatic is at YOUR mercy. Ku ku ku... this will be very fun indeed. and yes, I do know I haven't updated other stuff in forevers. sorry to all involved.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-17-08 - Published: 10-21-08 - Mikami T.2. Death Note: THE MUSICAL! » reviewsDo you hate Zac Efron? Do you like getting scarred for life? Then join the party! Involves much randomness. T for a bit of language, contains some LXLight, ah, JUST READ IT AND IGNORE MY STUPID SUMMARY! :DDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-12-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete3. The MONSTROUS Mary Sues! » reviewsWe need a defense plan," Said the cook. Why did he say this? Well, he had just been bitten by a raging homicidal Sue. I'm writing this when I'm too stupid to write cool fanfics. A bit of language, but nothing too bad. I made one catagory tradgedy. Oops.One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 7-23-084. Sanji's Troubles » reviewsLuffy takes it upon himself to cure Sanji's addiction to ciggies. Poor Sanji. K plus for the ciggies, I guess? Ah, in later chaps there's some language. Probably there won't be pairings. R and R or your eyebrows will get curlier than Sanji's.One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,654 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 7-14-08 - Sanji5. The Very Bloody Battle » reviewsI came up with this idea with help from my brother at about two o' clock in the morning. I am not responsible for any pain or death that you may experience after reading. Story opens with a death battle over Mint Milanos. :P VERY GORY. Mega Randomness. :One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 7-7-08 - Zoro6. A very in depth research on eyebrows » reviewsSanji's eyebrows! Why are they curly! What makes them curly! I'm planning a scene where Luffy licks Sanji-don't ask, so what happens when they are wet! Gahhh! Random hypotheses I came up with with my kid brother.One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 7-9-08 - Sanji7. Last Words reviewsJoren's last words, before dying in the Chamber of the Ordeal. Dark, so K-plus. JorenXKel. Oneshot, but if you beg I may continue with other peeps last words.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-25-08 - Tortall - Complete8. Candy Pairathon! » reviewsSummary: The Candy Pair-a-thon! The point of this fanfiction is to pair Candy with as many weird idiots as possible. Read and Review!Clive Barker' - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 3-13-089. Short Peoples reviewsA very odd songfic involving Vegeta and a radio... please R and R, or a meteor will flatten your ipod.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-08 - Vegeta & Bulma10. Easter Town! reviewsJack and Sally decide to go on vacation... oh dear. Happy Easter!Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete11. Land Before Terrier reviewsA collection of stories about Beka and her family. Mostly set in her childhood. It's cooler than it sounds.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-25-08 - Tortall12. Reflection on a gift of being Absorbed » reviewsJuunanagou's journal he kept while absorbed. WARNING: Contains extreme stupidness. on my part.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 1-17-08 - Android 16 & Cell13. Rust reviewsDaine wants Rikash to come inside. Rikash doesn't want to. Oneshot fluff, because Rikash deserves it. I cried when he died.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-13-08 - Tortall - Complete14. Abarat Preschool » reviewsThe main Abarat characters... in preschool! Noooo! I am writing this w/Pocky Kitty, who rulez! Yes, I know that Otto, Boa, and Letheo are very different ages, but I don't care! YAAAAAYYY!Clive Barker' - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-25-08 - Published: 1-17-0815. The Chistmas Caroler » reviewsBartimaeus has been summoned to do something unusual... CHRISTMAS CAROLING! NOOOO! My first fanfic, so don't expect too much.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-15-08 - Published: 12-25-07
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