FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Teh Pocky Ninja |
 Poll: Ok, people-bored-enough-to-click-my-profile. When I finally earn enough cash to go on an online shopping spree, I need votes on who to choose for my next, and hopefully successful, cosplay target. Opinions? Vote Now! |
Author has written 45 stories for Naruto. Ohayo gozaimashita, minna-san! (Before I learned that "minna-san" meant "everybody," I honestly thought that the characters saying it were referring to somebody named "minna." Lolsies.) (This is me, being my normal rabid-fangirl self :D) My favorite anime: Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, D.Gray-man, other Shonen Jump titles...(shoujo manga bores me just a teensy weensy little bit...It seems hardcore romance stories are always incredibly cliched. The only romances I want to read are pairings of people I like together...hence the term, "Ninja Cuddles." It's copyrighted, by the way. ;P) But I like Naruto best! Best for reading, writing, drawing, and cosplaying! (Akatsuki 4eva!) Yeah...@_@; If profiles consisting of nothing but copy-and-pasted things from elsewhere annoy you even a tiny bit, leave this where it is and make up your own phrase for your profile! And now for something completely different. :D I have quite a few fanfics ready to be reviewed, so when I finally get them up, please say what you thought! Don't read any of them if you don't like Naruto or the Sasu-Saku & Naru-Hina pairings. (Hearts!) I write what I know I would want to read, so a ton of stuff in my favorites list is fluff, but it's lovable fluff. And Ino and Karin-bashings, so if you like those two, don't read ANYTHING or you'll be very, very upset. Sorry, but I don't care for yaoi/yuri/hentai, so please no instances of "OMG U WRITE SO KEWL DO A SASUNARU PLZ LAOLLS." And on another note, I dislike lemons. Don't care to read or write them. The only T ratings in my stuff are for blood and character deaths. Extremely little or no language. And the people on my Favorite Authors lists are my fwends, so be nice to them! Favorite Characters to Mess With and Why: Team 7 of Naruto and the Akatsuki! Because you can never make too many fish or emo jokes :D Sakura: Can be written as girly or tomboyish, but no matter how tough, always falls for her crush's dashing good looks :D Usually takes advantage of situations to evilly torment her teammates and get away with it. Super-strength always present when with Naruto or Sai. Gets killed off the most in Tragedy fics, partially because the cliche'd symbols of yin-yang or angels-demons are WAY too overused. Oh, and so are Vampire-fics. We've got far too many of those. Why doesn't someone take the time and write a good Werewolf (Or some other were-animal) fic? I'd be delighted to read it if anyone got inspired from that sentence :D Naruto: Too hyper for his own good! Usually made a supporting character, chasing squirrels and wolfing down his precious ramen. Usually used for mischief or as Hinata's darling. Or both. :D True to the canon, he and his IDKmyBFF Sasuke always do fight, but mostly verbally consisting of Naruto talking and Sasuke muttering. Sometimes Lee interrupts, but usually gets cut off by Sai. Any guesses as to why he doesn't appear much? -.- Sasuke: His obsession with being the best and transforming into stuff is such a win :D Joutai form looks absolutely adorable, in my humble opinion. That cute little doujinshi "Again" with the scene of him taking chibi Sakura for a non-airplane flight is complete and utter genius. That said, he's got a heck of an attitude, so putting him in silly situations he has no control over makes funny "WTF?!" moments. Easily written for in Angst-fics, no prizes for guessing why, but also the target of his soon-to-be lover (you KNOW it's going to happen if both of them survive the manga :D) Sakura's evil tortures, but only because he can get away with annoying her with that stormy attitude. Akatsuki: Too lazy to give each their own individual paragraph, so here goes. Kisame because having a mortal fear of sushi is hilarious. Itachi because he's an arrogant anus-hole that needs to be taken down a few notches. His attitude's even worse than his brother's! And he's completely insane, those of you who read the chapter where he snaps and starts laughing like Shino in that funeral filler know this is true. Hate him, usually kill him off unless he's OOC or the story requires a happy ending. Deidara because you don't need a reason to love him. His art is indeed a bang. RIP, you lovable fool. Sasori actually appears very little, usually replaced by Tobi for the sake of humor. Hope to get him back sometime so he and Dei can be best buddies again. RIP, Pinnochio-kun. Tobi is Naruto-esque crazy, but his split personality of Madara makes him too evil for my liking. So he's usually happy and stupid. Hidan is a masochist, and thinks he's completely normal. Having him answer the door to their Evil Lair to greet a UPS guy while covered in his own blood would be SUCH an epic win. Kakuzu is like Mr. Krabs from Spongebob, always hoarding and counting. Though, I've never seen him take a bath in money...YET... Konan, being the only female, is also the only one who has any sense of personal hygiene. Living with eight guys really isn't all it's cracked up to be when you're practically nannying them. The only one who actually cooks and cleans, and possibly harbors an itsy-bitsy crush on Pein if those fangirls' suspicions are correct. And last but certainly not least, Pein is also a self-centered, egotistical butthead. But there are seven of him, so if he ever does fall in love with Konan, she'll have one heck of a harem. Having him be a massive Beatles fan (to the point of singing them in the shower after watching a bit too much Japanese Idol) is my own personal touch, but we all agree they must all sit on the floor and do each other's nails like teenage girls at a sleepover party at least ONCE. Possibly spends most of that hard-earned cash from Jinchuuriki on piercings polish. Sigh...Another update... It would be appreciated if you all could review for my less-popular stories a little. Giving reviews for the ones you like is fine, but I'm really kinda craving some constructive criticism on the ones with only one or two reviews. Pretty please with Strawberry Pocky on top? Well, guess that's all of it. Dattebayo! (P.S. I'm Teh-Pocky-Ninja on DeviantART and Surimia on ElfTown. Look for me to see my fanart!) | |||||
1. Pierce reviewsBetrayal of one's comrades cuts deeper than any blades. I learned this the hard way. Twice. -Implied SxS, angst, SPOILER ALERT!-Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-30-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete2. Ascendance reviewsSasuxSaku tragedy poem. Don't expect a happy, cheery ending. Karin-bashing in a creepy sense. T for violence, death-related themes.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-29-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete3. The Great Exchange » reviewsSakura here. After failing to get Sasuke-kun back home, I had Tsunade switch us with a body transfer. Now I gotta get myself and his team home without being assaulted by Karin or killed by Juugo and Suigetsu. Easy as pie. Sakura POV, Hebi crack, uh-oh...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,821 - Reviews: 237 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 1-31-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.4. 海の物語 Sea Story » reviewsWhen your best friend saves you from drowning, it's usually a life-changing experience. Even more so when you wake up the next day with gills on your neck and a scaly tail where your legs used to be. AU SasuSaku and NaruHina. -Redone out of love!-Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,817 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 7-23-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.5. The Rain's Touch reviewsIt was like that night, seeming so long ago but really just several months...The rain poured as it did then. When he lost her, he might've joined her in death...If not for the new life she had given him as a last, precious gift. -Sadness, implied SasXSak-Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-27-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete6. Petals in Darkness reviewsThe thoughts I had that day, when you reappeared into my life...They changed how I viewed you. I promise you, someday, we can be together...But not now. The dobe is whining. -Rewrites of Shippuuden Sasuke's appearance in second-person. Mind-SasxSak.-Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-12-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete7. Three Wishes reviewsWishes are created when children are allowed to dream. Though we may be but children, we can wish for the impossible as many times as it takes to make our dreams a reality. Team 7 fluff to the tenth power, clouds without Naras, implied SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete8. Substitution reviewsHey Sakura, it's me. I finally brought back Sasuke back for you. Now you two will finally get to have that romance you always dreamed of. I'm just sorry I won't be there to see it...Take care of each other. I'll miss you both. Goodbye...forever. SasuxSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-28-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete9. Quality Time » reviewsBecause spending quality time with your big brother is meaningful like that. Even if it's going to cost you some manliness points several years down the road. Pre-massacre fluff, makes fun of Ita's femininity. Sequal chapter up because I'm nice lyke dat.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 12-12-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete10. Let Me Live reviewsFate is a cruel mistress. Don't know how many times I've heard that one. But through my own private defiance, I've found she may not be easily discouraged, but she does lose now and then. She is no mistress of mine. SasXSak, Sas POV, angst, psycho-ness.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-18-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete11. When the Authoress Gets Bored reviewsWhat dost become engendered of overindulging in thy Youtube techno remixes? THIS. One hundred percent crack. Movie Quotes. Our lovable dobe getting booted through a window. Nyeah.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-8-08 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete12. Haiku of an American Narutard reviewsSpanning PreShippuuden to the current manga chapters, aka SPOILERS, this is a collection of poems I thought up and decided to publish. Team 7 pairings and bashing included. Slight crack. Enjoy, fools!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-6-08 - Complete13. What Once Was reviewsLove. It brings out the best and the worst. For her, he was the best thing that had ever happened to her. She never wanted to leave him. He loved her, didn't he? It's why he wouldn't leave her side, even at the bitter end. sAsXsAk, extremely sad, AU.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-11-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete14. Meow » reviewsHe should've known this would happen. It was a family curse, almost a tradition. And he, being THE Uchiha Sasuke, just HAD to be curse-proof, right? Now if Sakura would just stop petting him, he could propose and get his good old body back. He hates cats.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,844 - Reviews: 177 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 4-8-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete15. Succession reviewsHe only kissed her six times. But five of those six were enough to last a lifetime. The last, however, was enough for all eternity. SasXSak, slight sadness, but happy ending inserted. Enjoy.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-18-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete16. Soap Shenanigans reviewsOne thing Konan discovers about the Akatsuki is the severe lack of soap. Especially when Pein is sitting in the shower, in danger of turning into a pierced raisin. Tobi discovers art, Hidan loses to Itachi in Super Smash Bros Brawl. Crack, leetle bit PxKNaruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-13-08 - Konan - Complete17. The Paper Angel's Prayer reviewsAnd though his heart long withered away, hers still chases after it, unaware of its choking suicide. And she dreams of the day he will smile again for her. My first PxK, bit sad but then again, so is this pairing. Hope you like.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-9-08 - Pein & Konan - Complete18. Not Your Average Fantasy Story reviewsYou all know the story. Princess kisses a frog that turns out to be a handsome prince. Cue hapPy ending. And then along came me, Princess Sakura Haruno, the world's worst princess and my parents' biggest disappointment. SasxSak, OOC, T for safety.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-29-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete19. Lips of an Angel reviewsTHIS IS NOT A SONGFIC!DX! What do you do when you're stuck in an arranged marriage with a royal jerk, while your boyfriend is engaged to your fiance's elsewhere-lovestruck cousin? sAsXsAk, no annoying lyrics in between the lines.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-20-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete20. He Promised reviewsHe promised he would love her forever. And he did. He promised never to leave her. He never did. He promised to always protect her...his promise was not only broken, but shattered. AU, SasxSak, T for blood, death, and scary images. Really depressing.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 6-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete21. Forgotten reviewsMy best friend cried the day her sweetheart-since-forever first kissed her. Well, it wasn’t really a kiss…more like a peck on the cheek. But he was smiling, holding her in a tight hug like he never wanted to let her go. And then she cried. Nar pov, angstNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 6-8-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete22. Sun, Sand, and Other Misdemeanors reviewsSummertime means fun at the beach, a worldwide tradition. But what's this? There are cute guys to be flirting with! Wait, she's his WHAT? Crack, sAsXsAk, more sand than you can shake a stick at, but no Gaara. Sorry U.UNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-1-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete23. The Departed reviewsYou had all the chances in the world to save yourself. And now...Heaven's completely out of your reach. Have a nice afterlife. Angsty, dark, Sas pov, slight SasuxSaku.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-21-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete24. Xepher reviewsWe met over Cosplay Chess. We fell in love over DanceDance Revolution. But hey, that's the crazy lives of a bunch of otaku at one of their beloved conventions! sAsXsAk, AU, crack, fluff, and anime geek in-jokes. Enjoy, all you otaku out there.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-5-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete25. You're Still Annoying » reviewsWhen Naruto accidentally makes everyone in Konoha switch their gender, the LAST thing they all need is a dose of confused romance. Crackish, usual hetero pairings. T for Ino's sudden obsession with groping Sasuke.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,813 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 1-4-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete26. Be My Light reviewsYes, Sasuke's come back, but..." "But what?" "He's...not what you remember, Sakura." "I don't care! I want to see him!" sAsXsAk, kinda sad, actually.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-7-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete27. Epic Fail! reviewsAhem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 93 - Published: 4-3-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete28. Despondency reviewsDespondency, noun: Hopelessness, despair, depression. Just the kind of emotions you'd expect to take over when you're ordered to murder the one you love before sunrise. SasuSaku, dark, T for obvious reasons.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-1-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete29. These Dreams of Mine reviewsPossibly the most morbid Happy Birthday Sakura story you're going to read...Involves comas and deathwishes. Nuff said. SasuxSakuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-28-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete30. Get Back Here, Dobe! » reviewsOne part sappy drama. One part fluff. One part pure, unbridled silliness. Fulfills all your shipping needs, conveniently rolled into a threeshot. SasXSak, about as far from serious as you can get. Enjoy, mes amies.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-25-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete31. Angels Have Glass Hearts reviewsThe story of Sakura's life as a missing-nin as told to Naruto after being forced back to Konoha. Her love, marriage, and child with a man many others wouldn't even consider human. SasuXSaku, T just to be safe. Don't flame the ending.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-22-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete32. Morning Musings reviewsThe deep thoughts of Sasuke Uchiha on a lazy Sunday morning, mostly involving his sleeping wife. Fluff, so sue me. Enjoy.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-17-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete33. The One Who Mattered Most reviewsFluffy poetry about our favorite pairing's love lives, as complained about by the Uchiha Sasuke Fanclub. Really, those girls need to find a new hobby. sAsXsAkNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-15-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete34. Unrequited and Unconditional » reviewsSakura finally gets Sasuke to love her back using a very unusual tactic, but now it seems like everyone is bent on tearing them apart! Can they overcome Sasuke's curse mark, a murderous Ino, a lovestruck Itachi and even death? T for blood and deaths.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,404 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 12-12-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete35. The Lord of the Rings reviewsKarin proves she knows nothing about rings. "Drop kick Karin" dolls sold seperately, hobbits not included. Enjoy.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete36. Because We Love You reviewsDad? Do you love me?" "Of course I do." "Then...would you love me even if I wasn't yours?" SasuxSaku futurefic, slight angst, POV of their son Yuji. T just for safety.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-1-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete37. Our Little Cupid » reviewsHappy Cupid Day, all you lovely readers! Tired of all those fluffy date-fics? Here's something different: Baby POV! Enjoy! UPDATE: NaruxHina chapter added :DNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 2-13-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete38. First Attempt reviewsDon't worry, you guys! We'll find Lord Orochimaru's vessel for him easy-peasy. Just look for an angry brat with dark hair. That shouldn't be too hard!" 100% Crack, Kimi POV because we all love him so much. RIP, Kimi!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-21-08 - Kimimaro - Complete39. Past Lives reviewsWe all know Naruto was the Kyuubi before being reborn as himself. But what about his two best friends? Maybe they weren't human either. Maybe, when there was no Itachi, no Orochimaru...they fell in love. T for the ending, my first Tragedy, woot!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-16-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete40. One Step Ahead » reviewsI don't want this. I don't want to kill you. I think I might even love you. But this is the cruel world we live in, and only one of us can make it out alive. I'm sorry." Surprisingly not AU, my first ever two shot. Enjoy :3Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-15-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete41. I Know Nothing reviewsSasuke comes back to Konoha with a broken heart and icy curse. Sakura's the only one who can start his heart up again. Ridiculously OOC, product of boredom and sugar. Blame the sugar.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-6-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete42. A Fulfilled Purpose reviewsItachi visits Konoha after almost twenty years to find that a lot has changed, and its people changed with it. Not everyone has to stay fixated on just one goal. SasuSaku, enough fluff to keep your dentist in business.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-4-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete43. Early Christmas Present reviewsJingle bells, Anko smells, Shino laid an egg...Sakura's fun and Sasuke's dumb and the fangirls shout, "Oy Vey!" Merry Christmas, your present is SasuSaku fluff! Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-24-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete44. Never Good Enough reviewsI left my home, my friends, and my life behind for you. I gave up my hopes and dreams. I turned against my own kind. Now, I'm more than you could ever hope to be. Whether you live or die is in my hands now. SasuSaku, angst galore.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-12-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete45. No More Spoiled Milk reviewsA quickie oneshot rewrite of Episode 3. What if Naruto hadn't drunk that spoiled milk? My first submitted fic here, be nice and leave a review please! Not intended for those who don't like a bit of fluff every now and then. SasuxSaku.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-11-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
