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Name: Daelen Location: My mind(making stops in "the real world" once in a blue moon) Interests: Theatre, Music, Reading, Writing, Horror, Vampires, Tattoo/Piercing, Fashion, Movies, Art, Video Games, Different Cultures, Extreme Sports, Magic, etc. Favorite Books: The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell by Marilyn Manson(aka Brian Warner), HIM: His Infernal Majesty, Night Shift by Stephen King, Cirque Du Freak by Darren Shan, Harry Potter by J.K.Rowling, Embracing the Darkness: a guide to understanding dark subcultures by Corvis Nocturnum, Heavy Metal and You, The Demonata by Darren Shan, The Heroin Diaries: a year in the life of a shattered rockstar by Nikki Sixx, Generation Dead, Brutal, Skate, Last Exit To Normal by Michael Harmon, Looking For Alaska by John Green, Anything by Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King, or Anne Rice, History, Magic, Fantasy, Scifi, Romance, (auto)Biographies Favorite Movies: The Crow, Repo! The Genetic Opera, RENT, Edward Scissorhands, Interview with the Vampire, Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fight Club, Saw, Nightmare Before Christmas, Nightmare On Elm Street, Corpse Bride, The Dark Knight, Ghost Rider, Batman Begins, Lion King, Aladdin, The Grinch, Spiderman(all of them), X-Men(especially the third one), Sleepy Hallow, Sweeney Todd, Bruce Almighty, Harry Potter, Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King, The Wizard of Oz, Van Helsing, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Bolt, Bram Stoker's Dracula, etc. Favorite Music: HIM, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Voltaire, The 69 Eyes, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Cure, Green Day, The Misfits, The Ramones, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Negative, Apocalyptica, Zeromancer, Nine Inch Nails, The Airbourne Toxic Event, Eminem, Jesse McCartney, Black Veil Brides, Billy Idol, Motley Crue, Poison, Deathstars, etc. Favorite TV: Mad Mad House, Dead Like Me, Bones, Mindfreak, Viva La Bam, Darkwing Duck, Family Guy, American Dad, History Channel, etc. Favorite Anime/Manga: Black Cat, Hellsing, Fullmetal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, Death Note, Black Butler Favorite Animal: Tiger, Leopard, Cat, Bat, Snake Favorite Color: Black, Green, Silver, Purple Idols/Inspirations: Ville Valo, Marilyn Manson, Criss Angel, Eminem, Terrance Zdunich Aspirations: Actress, Musician Pairings: Harry Potter: Harry/Sirius Harry/Draco Harry/Lucius Harry/Severus Fred/George (Twincest!) Lucius/Draco Remus/Sirius Severus/Lucius Lucius/Voldemort Ron/Hermione Fred/Draco/George Harry/Draco/Lucius Harry/Sirius/Remus Harry/Severus/Lucius Hellsing: Alucard/Integra RENT: Roger/Mimi Roger/Mark Maureen/Joanne Repo! The Genetic Opera: Shilo/Graverobber Black Cat: Train/Sven Train/Charden Charden/Kyoko Charden/Sven Train/Creed Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas Sora/Riku Demyx/Zexion Axel/Sora Axel/Demyx Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack/Will Jack/Elizabeth Will/Elizabeth Phantom of the Opera: Erik/Christine Vampire Chronicles: Lestat/Louis Louis/Armand Lestat/Armand Dead Like Me: Mason/George Bones: Booth/Bones Black Butler: Sebastian/Undertaker Sebastian/Ciel Undertaker/Ciel Crossovers: Harry/Alucard Alucard/Charden Lestat/Alucard List your top ten favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order. 1. Sirius 2. Severus 3. Draco 4. Lucius 5. Harry 6. George 7. Remus 8. Fred 9. Voldemort 10. Tonks 1.Have you read a five/ten fic before? Not my thing, but I can see it. 2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? Draco Malfoy? Don't even get me started. ;D 3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? I doubt Molly would approve...and I really can't see Sirius with anyone other than Remus or Harry. So, I feel a lot of chaos would result. 4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? A few actually. 5. Would seven and two make a good couple? Maybe. I can see Severus with Remus out of all of the Mauraders. They'd have to let go of the past though. 6. Four/eight or four/nine? Lucius/Voldemort definately. I see a Dom/sub thing going on there. 7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? I have no idea. It'd be quite interesting. I think he'd give his blessing. 8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. Severus/George? Hmm... "What a greasy git eh, George?" "Oh yeah, most definately..." I could never admit to my brother that I'd started lusting after our potions professor. I hate it, but I can't see this pairing at all. So pretend you never read this, yeah? =) 9. Is there a such a thing as four/ten romantic fluff story? Lucius/Tonks? I'm not sure. I've never come across one anyway. 10. Suggest a title for one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Sirius/Harry? World Not Meant For Me 11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? Lucius/Sirius? "Hello Sirius," I said huskily as I turned towards my soon to be lover. "Malfoy, what are you doing here?!" he questioned, pulling out his wand. "Why, Sirius that's not very nice now is it?" I purr moving closer to him. I can see the confusion in those bright grey eyes, yet there's something else there. Lust, perhaps? I smirk. "What do you want from me?" he asks defensively. "Why, I want you. And what a Malfoy wants a Malfoy gets." 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash? Ha, well maybe. (what friends list?) 13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose? I honestly have no idea. Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Harry Potter, Fred and George Weasley But what house would you think you'll be in? Slytherin or Gryffindor Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nearly Headless Nick What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defense Against the Dark Arts, Potions, Astronomy Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Severus Snape and Remus Lupin Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Maybe a Chaser. Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? None of them really. Lol. Who do you want to make friends with? Bill Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Fred and George Weasley, Sirius Black If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Luna, Fred and George, Sirius Why would he/she be your best buddy? Luna's weird like me, but she sees the good in things. I need someone to show me that sometimes. Fred and George because they love to laugh and so do I. Sirius because he's loyal and lovable. Which character in the book can you relate to? The ones I just listed. What pet would you get? Cat and Owl. If's (if questions): If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Being with the guy I love maybe? Or being on Broadway. If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Yes. If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? *shock* Um, hi. *blushes* What would be his reaction to your reaction? *charming smile* If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? My best friends that I can trust If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Hell yeah! I wouldn't let that bitch do that to me! More questions: Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Draco Malfoy. Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Hermione Granger. Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Remus Lupin. What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black. What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink. What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red. What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown. What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green. What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Blonde. Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Nah, this is fun. =) If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) I'm not sure. Only in an emergency. Do you like the books more or the movies? I love them equally. Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius! What would your Patronus take shape in? Cat. What would be your Animagus form? Kitty! What subject do you want to be the best in? Defense Against the Dark Arts or Potions. This or that: Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius! Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Both! Hermione or Cho? Hermione. James Potter or Snape? Severus. Hagrid or Snape? Severus. The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Both. Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Either. Harry or Ron? Harry. Fleur or Tonks? Tonks. Hermione or Ginny? Hermione. Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Viktor Krum. Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna. Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore. Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp. Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes. Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans. Death Eaters or Aurors? Death Eaters. Dumbledore or Voldemort? Both. Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa Malfoy. I HATE Bellatrix Lestrange. Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? Neither. o.o Is this survey fun or boring? It was totally awesome. Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy General Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Obviously. Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Probably. Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? Yesh. What’s Hermione’s? Jean What’s Ron’s? Bilius What’s Harry’s? James What’s Ginny’s? Molly Have You Seen All The Movies? Yes. Read All The Books? Yep. What Do You Think Of JKR? One of the best authors ever. Favorites Weasley? Fred and George Character, Overall? Sirius Black. Female character Luna Lovegood Male Charcter? Sirius Black Group Of Characters? The Marauders Adult? Sirius Black. Professor? Severus Snape Death Eater? Lucius Malfoy Ship? It changes so often. Right now I'm into Lucius/Scabior. Spell? Expecto Patronum. Sweet? Every Flavor Beans Place? Hogwarts. Weasley Twin? How can someone say one is better than the other? Product? Butterbeer. Shop? Flourish and Blotts Book? Half Blood Prince Least Favorites Weasley? Percy. Character, Overall? Umbitch. Female? Umbitch or Umbridge, whichever you'd like to call her. Male? Vernon Dursley Adult? Umbitch. Student? Pansy Parkinson Spell? Crucio. Book? Goblet of Fire Ship? Harry/Ginny Sweet? Death Eater? Bellatrix Lestrange Shop? Any shop in Knockturn Alley. Place? Knockturn Alley Professor? Lockhart. He was just plain annoying. Couples? What Do You Think? Ron/Hermione? Love it. Harry/Hermione? Meh. Harry/Ginny? Eeeewwwwww. Harry/Luna? Yes! Harry/Pansy? Please don't make me sick. Ron/Lavander? Yuck. Ron/Luna? Hmmm. Ron/Pansy? They'd kill eachother. Ron/Fleur? Lolwut? Hermione/Krum? Yes. Hermione/Draco? Not my thing. Hermione/FredORGeorge? No. James/Lily? Yes. Lily/Snape? Maybe. Lily/Sirius? Lolno. Lily/Lupin? No. Tonks/Lupin? Awwwww! :) Draco/Pansy? Not really. Fred/Angelina? Maybe, if Fred hadn't died. Bill/Fleur? Yeah, they're perfect for each other. Harry/Cho? No. This Or That? Harry or Ron? Harry. Hermione or Ginny? Hermione. Neville or Seamus? Neville. Snape or Slughorn? Snape. Fred or George? Both of them. How many times do I have to say that? Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Luna Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? ButterBeer. Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? Three Broomsticks James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Hogsmeade. Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor. Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Beartie Bott's Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Witch Weekly, the Daily Prophet isn't very truthful. Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Which Barty Crouch are we talking about? Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Ravenclaw. Random Have you Been to A Release Party? No, but I really want to. Ever cried while reading one of the books? Yes. A Movie? Like a baby. Had A Dream About Harry Potter? Yes, I was riding Buckbeak. :D Been To A Fansite? Yes. Been to JKR’s Site? Yes. Have You Ever Roleplayed? No. If So/Do..Who were you/ are you? I didn't. Did you use to have an absurd theory? I probably did, I just can't think of any right now. What was it? I just told you I don't know. Did you/Do you hide your obbsession? Not really. Did it/ Does it work? I don't hide it. Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? Sort of. Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”? No. Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials? No. Did you just try to prove that wrong? No. Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike? No. Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like? No. Do you know what fanfiction is? Yes. Ever Been To A Fanfiction site? Yes. Are you a member of a fanfiction site? Yes. What site? This one. Do you write fanfiction? Yes. Do you like to write fanfiction? Yeah. Ever had Harry Potter Candy? Yes. Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff? Kinda. Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? No. Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? Yes. What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too? I've never been compared to one, but I think I'm like Luna. Do You Agree With This? Yep. What Are They? Do you object to being Called By them? Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession? My friends are always supportive. Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? No. What’s One?(You don’t have to explain) I don't have one. Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? Often. Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? Yeah. Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? You bet I do. Have you re-read the books? Yes. Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party? No. Have You Had An RP Party? No. Do You Want To? Not really. Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical? No. Have You Ever Wrote One? No. Do You Want To? No. Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter? No. If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it I guess so. Are You Going To Write One? No. IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? No. Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? No, I don't think anything can be more annoying than her, except perhaps Lockhart. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting,jasmineflower27, dork-with-glasses, Rhiannon da crazygirl. Fred-Weasley-Isn't-dead, cheesecake15, Gryffindor.girl.for.life, wHaT's In A pEn-Name, AnimeFlowerGirl, MoonBeam2254, xcupcakexheartagramsxdraco If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile. If you miss Fred Weasley , put this in your profile --YOU ARE-- Name: Daelen Birthday: January 30th Sign: Aquarius --APPEARANCE-- Hair color: Blondish, brownish, red? --FASHION STUFF-- Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes?: Everywhere. =D What is your most comfortable outfit?: T shirt and pajama pants --WHAT ABOUT -- What kind of shampoo do you use?: It changes. --FAVORITES-- Food: Pizza. And chicken alfredo. Mmmm. --HAVE YOU EVER— Given anyone a bath?: Nope. Rejected someone?: Yes. --WHAT-- Clothes: Marilyn Manson shirt and pajama shorts. --LAST PERSON-- You touched: My dad probably. --ARE YOU-- Understanding: Yes. --WHO DO YOU WANT TO-- Kill: Nobody currently. Unless fictional characters count. --RANDOM-- In the morning I: Would throw my phone at something if my alarm wasn't Zydrate Anatomy, when I have to get up early. Otherwise I go back to sleep or go eat, depending on how tired I am. --WHICH IS BETTER-- Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi. --WHO-- Makes you laugh the most: Alex, Emily, my brother, my mom. --DO YOU EVER-- Sit on the Internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Screw that. Wish you were younger: Sometimes. --NUMBER-- Of times I've had my heart broken: Too many to count... I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in an other year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply to much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now life with an other woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating as soon they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always have to deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who hides what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another man. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. Quotes, oh how I love to quote things! I'm especially obsessed with the Vampire Chronicles, as you'll see soon enough. Lol. The Vampire Chronicles(including the movies): Do you know what it's like to be loved by death? To become our bride?- Santiago Louis: Where are we? Lestat: Where do you think, my idiot friend? We're in a nice filthy cemetery. Do you find this fitting, proper enough? Louis: We belong in hell. Lestat: And what if there is no hell? Or they don't want us there? Ever think of that? Louis: But, there was a hell. No matter where we went I was in it. This place is cursed, damned! And yes your master is the devil!- Louis I knew peace only when I killed and when I heard her heart in that terrible rythym I knew again what peace could be.- Louis Methinks a mortal doth approach.- Santiago Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves.- Lestat Louis: You knew Lestat? Armand: Knew him well enough not to mourn his passing. Mericiful death. How you love your precious guilt.- Lestat Oh Louis. Still whining Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries!- Lestat I assume I need no introduction.- Lestat All I ever need to find you Louis, is to follow the corpses of rats.- Lestat I'm Gentleman Death in silk and lace, come to put out the candles. The canker in the rose.- Lestat I can't help being a gorgeous fiend. It's just the card I drew.- Lestat Louis: You're a perfect devil Lestat! That's what you are, you are the Devil himself! Lestat: Yes, I know. And I love to hear you say it Louis. I need to hear you say it. I don't think anyone will ever say it quite like you do. Come on, say it again. I'm a perfect devil. Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good! Horror and moral terror can never be exonerated. They have no real value. Pure evil has no real place.- Lestat Marius: You are the damnedest creature! You make me think of the old story of Alexander the Great. He wept when there were no more worlds to conquer, will you weep when there are no more rules to break? Lestat: Ah, but there are always rules to break. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Louis: You burnt my little house didn't you? Lestat: Can you blame me? Besides, I was human when I did that. It was human weakness. Want to come live with me? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Louis: Are you the devil? Lestat: There is no devil. Louis: Ah, but that is what the devil would say! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Louis: Are we dead Lestat? Lestat: Oh no, not this again. Louis: Are we from the Devil? Lestat: And the evening had begun so well... If God does not exist then life, every second of it, is all we have...-Louis I can't believe this demon seed that robs me of the sun would still allow my pulse to race and let me love someone. It is indeed a cruel joke that my emotions churn inside. Passions whispered voices say he can be yours should you decide. But wait, I cannot share this fate. Such selfish thoughts I'll push aside even though to drink his world rages in me with desire. And if some shred of decency can curb this longing in my heart I'll fight the will to make him mine and keep my distance in the dark.- Lestat The Crow: My daddy used to say that every man has a devil and we can't rest til we find him.- Top Dollar Take your shot Funboy, you got me dead bang.- Eric Draven Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.- Eric Draven If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.- Sarah He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead, they just don't know it yet.- Eric Draven Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.- Eric Draven Victims, aren't we all?- Eric Draven Is that gasoline I smell?- Eric Draven You are seriously fucked up. Would you look in a mirror? I mean, you need professional help!- Funboy I want you to set a fire so goddamn big the gods'll notice us again.- Top Dollar Funboy: Jesus Christ! Eric Draven: Jesus Christ. Stop me if you've heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. *gets shot* Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails and asks... Funboy: Don't ya ever fuckin die?! Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Lead Cop: Who the fuck gets married on Halloween anyway? Alberecht: Nobody. Goddamn creatures of the night. They never learn.- Gideon Repo! The Genetic Opera: Amber Sweet: What's the matter Graverobber, can't get it up if the girl's breathing? Z me! Give me a hit now! Hurry! I'm late, I'm late so hurry! Don't keep my surgeons waiting! Graverobber: Bitch, pay me. Amber Sweet: Later! Graverobber: Ok, I'll see you later. Amber Sweet: Where you goin? Stay here! There's ways for me to pay dear, other than dough. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Graverobber: So why care for these petty obsessions? Your designer heart still beats with common blood. And what if you could have genetic perfection? Would you change who you are if you could? Cause it's quick, it's clean, and it's pure. It could change your life, rest assured. It's the 21st century cure. And it's my job to steal and rob GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! Pirates of the Caribbean: Barbossa: You're supposed to be dead! Jack Sparrow: Am I not? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians. Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?- Jack Sparrow Savvy?- Jack Sparrow Will Turner: You cheated. Jack Sparrow: Pirate. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Will: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you. Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: But, you have heard of me. You seem somewhat familiar have I threatened you before?- Jack Sparrow Stop blowing holes in my ship!- Jack Sparrow Not all treasure is silver and gold mate.- Jack Sparrow Will Turner: This is either madness or brilliance. Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith? Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies. Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. Murtogg: I said no lies. Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth. Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us. Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: xcupcakexheartagramsxdraco Vampire Chronicles: Lestat de Lioncourt, Louis de Pointe du Lac, Nicholas de Lefent, Armand Harry Potter: Sirius Black, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Fred and George Weasley The Crow: Eric Draven Repo! The Genetic Opera: Graverobber Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow, Will Turner RENT: Roger Davis, Mark Cohen Kingdom Hearts: Axel, Zexion, Demyx, Roxas, Sephiroth Soul Calibur: Raphael, Nightmare Twilight: Aro Hellsing: Alucard Fullmetal Alchemist: Edward Elric Death Note: L, Light Black Cat: Train Heartnet, Sven Vollfied, Charden Flamberg, Creed Diskenth Black Butler: Sebastian Michaelis, Undertaker, Ceil Phantomhive, Drocell Kainze, Viscount of Druitt Lord of the Rings: Aragon, Legolas ..:Name Game:.. 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Daelen 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Dae-izzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Black Cat(lol) 4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Purple Faygo 5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Aulovge 6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Linette David(o.O) 7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Padfoot 8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Watermelon Sex(lmfao xD) 9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Silver Boots 10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Laurelin 45(Odd name o.O) 11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Souda 12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Cookies and cream oreo(mmmmm) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. You know you're a Yaoi Fan Girl when... You're initial thought upon seeing a hot guy is 'He would look GOOD kissing another boy!!' Your ideal boyfriend is bisexual ^-^ You can't help but giggle whenever the words 'hard', 'long' or 'stiff' are mentioned ;D If you found out your best friend was a homophobe, you would take it upon yourself to tie them up in front of a computer and make them watch the full series of Gravitation. Every last episode :D You're hesitant to watch an anime that involves only heterosexual relationships. 'Cause that would be boring... The bulk of your time spent on youtube is watching Yaoi AMVs The idea of incest suddenly becomes quite hot. 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1. To Be Loved By Death » reviewsI wonder if something special is supposed to happen? It is my coming of age after all. After this, I can leave this hell forever.' 'Everything I'd known, everything I'd loved my entire life, was a lie.' Drarry BoyXBoy Don't like, don't readHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-7-08 - Published: 7-22-08 - Harry P. & Draco M.
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