Five Things You Should Know About Chaotic Dork:
1. Is what people would call gothic
2. On crack, that's why she's so... well, you know
3. May possibly be bisexual
4. Is secretly loathing you
5. Seems nice and innocent but really is planning the end all of humanity
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I am now an eighth-grader and is excited about belittling all the sixth-graders. But I CAN wait. God, I'm so happy it's summer. I'm going to be working on a novel for most of the summer. Will update stories once or twice a week. Will update stories if on writer's block. If you read Cupid Rhymes with Stupid and All These Years and ever wondered how Tsuki looked like, look at the avatar on this page. That is, my friend, a Tsuki look-alike. Except his hair is darker and his wings are black. Anyway, I enjoy contestshipping, pokeshipping, and supports the cause of having gym leaders and the Elite Four in more fanfictions. I may seem nice and all, but I am secretly loathing everybody in my school, city, and house. I am very proud to say that I have a baby cousin that is possibly the most cutest baby in the world. Seriously. People come up to my aunt and say Cheekies (my cousin's nickname) is so adorable. Cheekies has also been offered to become a baby model. My aunt rejected the offer since it costs money to create a portfolio.
I really loathe people who hate on homosexuals and bisexuals. They are not rebels of God or any other shit you people tell. It's not a disease or mental disorder. It's how they are. My best friend is bi. I also hate preppy people and people who hate others just because they are different. I don't care at all for popularity. I mostly hang out with people who are either one, goth, two, "ghetto-licious", three, hyper, four, guitarists, or five, fans of anime. I have a hella lot of fun making fun of celebrities like Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, Jonas Brothers, etc. Cyrus is only famous 'cause her dad used to be a country singer. She has no real talent and her music burns insane people's ears and brainwashes the sane. Spears needs help. The Jonas Brothers is not the best band in the world. My Chemical Romance is. I don't hate the Jonas Brothers, I just can't understand why people like their music.
And yes, I may possibly be bisexual. And yes, I am secretly loathing you. And yes, I would eat a chocolate-covered cockroach. Happy?
Updates:
7/25/08- I won't be updating any stories during this weekend for I am going on a familly vacation. Maybe I'll work on some stories while I'm lounging in a beach somewhere in California, working on a tan I already have. Because I was bored, I added Hellfire's #1 Death Threat onto my Fav Quotes List, because it rocks! And if you get bored with my stories and have free time, review on them please! I like feedback (who doesn't?). C.D.'s jumping up, up, and... gone.
7/22/08- I updated Candy two times, All These Years, AND Pokemon Rehab. Hell, I've been updating all lot. Why? Because I'm on writer's block again. X Heh... I'm getting ideas for Candy. It's going to be slightly Diamond game-based. Why? I always wanted to do a game-based fanfic. I tried to do it with another character, Mizuki, but I was busy and didn't like the plot or anything. So, yah, Fantina's evil. You'll see why if you read it. I'm going to try to finish All These Years and then focus on Candy. Also, I want to find another title for Candy so if you have an suggestions, you can say so in a review or PM me. :P C.D. over and out.
7/14/08- I finally updated on Candy: The Pokemon Whisperer and All These Years. Yah, it's a miracle! (I have a small writer's block on my book :) So thanks to those who've reviewed my stories. Sorry for never reviewin'. I might update again later this weekend or something. P.S.- I love Within Temptation! I know that was random but it's true. :) The next story on my list to update is Pokemon Rehab and it's Grass Ass this time, since I want to get some revenge since he sicked the whole world on me. -_-
6/25/08- Eh. I've haven't updated any stories for a long time. Like I said, too busy with my novel. Plus, my mom is pressuring me into practicing my guitar everyday. (Which I don't, but should.) Maybe I'll update when I reach writer's block on my book.
5/31/08- I updated All These Years for your viewing pleasure. Shocker, twist, whatever is in the chapter. Plus some humor in the character talk. :)
About Me:
Name: Just call meh Chaotic Dork
D/O/B: 12/10/94 Send me a pm on that day, would ya?
Personality: random, pessimistic, a bit emo and depressed, hyper, weird, tries to be funny but really isn't (Who put that there? REINE!), very very AWESOME!
Location: I migrated from the Planet Weirdo X :) I live on Earth after a flood of pudding inhabited my planet
Hobbies: playing teh guitar, writing (duh!), reading, listening to hardcore rock music with demonic screaming (ahem, MCR and Linkin Park), playing Pokemon (again, duh!), watching TV, playing teh XBox 360 of doom, drawing really bad pictures, enjoys hikes, GUMMY BEARS
Personal Quotes: "Rock on!" "Holy fishsticks in maple syrup!" "Cause I'm a gummy bear, oh I'm a gummy bear..." "Holy Jack Skellington!" "When you love someone, you hurt them really bad."
Really really REALLY Annoying Things: Screaming children, cheerleaderrs, obsessed religion worshippers, people who hate on homosexuals and bisexuals, people who judge quickly, people who don't like different people, emo haters, authority-obsessed people, people who don't get when things are meant as a joke (ahem my mother)
How I Started Writing:
Okay, I saw Qzil do this and I wanted to do it too! ...That sounds weird. LOL Anyway, moving on. In first grade, I was the very first in my class to write a five sentence story. The teacher was so happy that she started bragging to other teachers and showed my mom (who worked at the school). Ever since then, I started writing innocent storybooks with drawings made by mwah. I never finished them but it's the effort that counts, right? I never really write in notebooks, I write on loose sheets of paper. As I grew older, my stories had become more mature and serious. After the death of my grandma, my stories became very dark and cynical. But then, I started experimenting with other genres like comedy, adventure, romance (All I Want For Christmas Is You, read it!). My favorite was comedy. When I found this website, I saw a lot of stories about May and Drew and contestshipping. Up until then, I didn't know who Drew was. I had the slightest clue but didn't really know him since I never watch the anime. So, I went researching! After months of reading contestshipping fanfics, I decided I wanted to write one. So, I wrote the first chapter of Cupid Rhymes With Stupid! After that, the day before my birthday, I signed up for fanfiction and had to wait two agonizingly long days. Finally, I submitted my story. And so, that's how I started writing. :) Don't I totally pwn Pokemon and Grass Ass? Like hell yeah!
Stories in Progress:
All These Years- Sequel to Cupid Rhymes With Stupid. I'm not going to be working on it until the first one in the series is completed. I'm not telling anything about the story because if I do, I'll spoil a lot of things on Cupid Rhymes With Stupid. Let's just say that it's Rated T for language and dark themes. (P.S.- It's more serious than Cupid Rhymes With Stupid.)(Pokemon)
Pokemon Rehab- Pokemon characters go through rehab to get over their external and/or internal problems. Rated T for language and crude humor. (Pokemon)
Candy: The Pokemon Whisperer- Candy is a pokemon whisperer, a person with the gift of talking to pokemon. You'd think that this would be pretty cool. Maybe it would be if you didn't had an insane gym leader for a sister, an alcoholic mismagius, a perverted gengar, a nerdy drifblim, and pretty much the whole world against you. Rated T for language, crude humor, and some sexual themes. (Pokemon)
Sadistic Horror and Dancing Chickens- A parody of Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Saw IV, and the upcoming Saw V! (I think LOL) Jewel Ryan is back and is now the new victim of Hacksaw, Jigsaw's son. Can she beat his not so original games? Rated T for language and crude humor.(Saw) HIATUS
Totally Cool Quotes:
"Holy fishsticks in maple syrup!" -Meh
"Doom shall fall upon thy world..." -Meh emo friend, Reine
"PUDDING!" -Meh random, hyper friend, Alexi
"Guys, this totally doesn't look right..." -Alexis, after showing us something very perverted XD Disturbed for life...
"E is for emotional, ruins everybody's day. M is for miserable people. O is for on the dark side cause we have some fresh cookies." "Cookies!" "WOOT!" -Meh and Reine, hyper
"When life gives you lemons, throw it back at them and say 'Make your own goddamned lemonade'!"- Some random person on Neopets. LOL
"I'm surrounded by idiots." -Tsuki, meh OC
"It's squishy." "I've seen squisher." "Ew, Reine! Ooh, it's jiggly!" "I've seen jigglier." "REINE!" "What!" -Reine and Alexis. Reine was eating a deformed pizza. Alexis took it the wrong way. Damn, she's such a pervert! XD LO
"When you love someone, you hurt them, really bad." "Hell YEAH!" -Meh and Alexis
"-insert my name here-, you sold your soul to the rock gods of hell." -Reine. Hell yeah she's right! -makes rock sign-
"I'm special because I wished on a magical mermaid." - a guy called Kenny in Histor
"Mom, I have three wishes. The first one is that I have a mongoose. His name will be Tony, and he'll be my Tony. The second is an army of evil marshmallows trained to attack anyone who gets in my personal space. The last is an endless amount of gum that'll help me in my world domination plan... you didn't hear the last part." -Meh, when I was shopping with my mom
"It's fun to do bad things." -a guy on Youtube
"Reading is dangerous!" -Brenda Song, and also me when I got a papercut
"What doesn't kill you succeeds in the second attempt." -Jessica
"Oh, that's lovely." -Jessica, being sarcastic
"People think I've stopped lying. I only got better." -Jessica, again
"Super ghetto-licious!" -Stephanie
"As years pass, my loathing of this shithole has only deepened." -Meh, being dark and pessimistic again
"Dude, it's like sweet and innocent at first, but then it's all hardcore and hell-bent." -Reine, talking about Handlebars by Flobo
"We catch Kira! I can't imagine a world without Light!" "Yes, it would be dark." -Misa Misa, then replied by L O.O
"Once I’m out of this cage, I will beat the living shit out of you. Then, I would feed your intestines to a pack of hungry Mightyenas and then convert whatever’s left of you into toilet paper, and you know what happens to toilet paper." -My Blaziken, Hellfire, in All These Years
"Yo momma's so poor, people rob her place for practice!" -Meh OC, Mark, then later said again by Hellfire
"A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing." -Crowley, Good Omens
"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take anything to just sit there with a look of indifference on your face." -Unknown
"Half-a-face!" -Gerard Way
"I don't like having quarters thrown at me while I sing." "Just through nickels at him instead, dude. He won't care as much." -Gerard Way, and then replied to by Mikey Way
"We have an uncle named Ti-ti, right? And he was all into voodoo and stuff, right?" -Gerard Way
"Hey I need f--ked-up twisted ideas worse than Deadman Wonderland for my story." "Hell I don't know." "Please?" "A kid kills her parents because they wouldn't give her a pepsi." "What the fuck?" "All she wanted was a pepsi." -Reine, then Meh, then Reine, then Meh, then Reine, and then Meh again
"I was just like woah, I killed so many plants." -Gerard Way
"Shit its easy-peasy, pumpkinkeasy, pumpkin pie motherf--ka!" -Gerard Way
"It's for the hamster that I'm going to buy!" -Yes, you know its Gerard xD
"In downtime, I practice my solo project. It's all songs about Gerard. -sings- Oh Gerard..." "It's called Gerardopoly." "Gerard... oh Gerard, you make my heart burn..." -Bob Bryar, then Frank Iero, and then Bob again
"Pretty damn awesome. Kinda upset that I'm going to die tomorrow." -Mikey Way
"She was attacking him, which isn't a surprise since she attacks him on a daily basis." -Meh, talking about my crazy she-dog attacking my other male dog
Top Five Favorite Bands:
1. My Chemical Romance (MCR 4EVER!)
2. Evanescence (Amy Lee's voice is amazing!!)
3. Linkin Park (W00t!)
4. Within Temptation (Just fallen in love with the band. :)
5. Maroon 5 (Their songs rock, end of story :)
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