Pen Name: Vanilla Cucumber (as of now)

Location: Palm Springs, CA

Gender: F

Age: 23

Orientation: Straight

Religion: None

Hobbies include reading, writing, and listening to music. I love heavy metal but will also listen to 80s New Wave, Classical and Ambience if the mood suits me. Furthermore, I have this love/hate relationship with the Inheritance Cycle because it's such an awesomely bad series yet is hailed as a literary masterpiece. Oh, and I absolutely loathe the Twilight series; I'd rather read Eragon and that says a lot. However, many times, I feel like I'm the only woman in the world who can't stand Twilight. I've been working on my Legend fic for over a year because many times I don't have time to write it, or I'm just too tired ( I work graveyard so...yeah). I like to think my story thus far is pretty good, and that I'm skilled at the manipulation of the English language.

Favorite stuff I like to do even though I roughly mentioned it earlier in the above paragraph:

Video Games

Death Metal (not a big fan of Black Metal unless it's the trendy shit like Dimmu Borgir)

Reading ( mainly fantasy and biographies and history books)

Reading bad literature such as the Inheritance Cycle, and then mourning over the fact that the youth have this poor excuse of a novel to idolize over.

Just hanging out and doing whatever.

Playing with and listening to my iPods ( I own three because I'm compulsive like that).

Sleeping, because I work graveyard and sleeping is like a sacred thing now

Donuts

And here's a short list of stuff I don't like or whatever:

The Twilight Series. I bought the first and could barely stomach the first five chapters.

All music that's been made after 2000 except for a few metal bands I like.

Reality Shows

Hip Hop and R&B, not unless they have something smart to say

God and all religions in general

Having to go in to work at twelve the morning