You may have known me by my previous alias SasukeUchiha911, but now I'm the Son of the Devil (according to my friends)

Name: Marc Christopher Smith

Hometown: Classified

Age: 18

Sexuality: Heterosexual (i.e STRAIT AS AN UNBENT ARROW)

Race: Black

Known Family Members: Classified

Gender: Guy.

Hobbies: Reading, Writing Stories, Playing Video Games, Playing Football, Being Alone

If anyone wants to email me ideas for stories not in my poll here it is: fmattersjr@yahoo.com

Please watch the following: Haloid, Dead Fantasy, and Dead Fantasy 2

My Forum: Story Helping and RPing

FanFic Sharing Forum

Naruto RPing Forum

Naruto RolePlay Forum

Naruto RolePlaying Forum

Fav SasuHina Pic

SasuHina AMV WATCH!

Sealing Octogram

Here is a pic of what team 7 will look like in my next story: TEAM 7

Itachi's Car: Mustang Saleen

Sasuke's Car: Audi TT

What Kind of Soul are you?

I am a Retrospective Soul The most misunderstood of all the soul signs.
Sometimes you even have difficulty seeing yourself as who you are.
You are intense and desire perfection in every facet of your life.
You're best described as extremely idealistic, hardworking, and a survivor.

Great moments of insight and sensitivity come to you easily.
But if you aren't careful, you'll ignore these moments and repeat past mistakes.
For you, it is difficult to separate the past from the present.
You will succeed once you overcome the disappointments in life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Traveler Soul and Prophet Soul

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Story I'm continuing

Join Me In My Quest To Rid the World Of Evil

Pictures: Naruko and Sakura, Naruto and Naruko (twin pic), Naruto using Sexy Jutsu on Himself, LOOK AT HIS FACE! , Naruko Manga, Naruko School Girl, Sasuke after he leaves Konoha

Favortie Games: Halo 1-3 Quake2,3,4 and Wars, Gunz: Onliine Duel, Nostale, Cabal Online, Rumble Fighter, Madden(All of them. Go Broncos!) Super Smash Bros., Smash Bros Melee, and Smash Bros Brawl, Fable, (Fable:LC), any old school games. Tekken 1-5, Dead or Alive(All). Final Fantasy (Series. but FFVII is my absolute favorite.)

Favorite Food: Classified

Favorite Colors: Red and Black (Obviously. ie Sharingan)

Favorite Songs: Blood Gulch Blues, Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking here clothes off (Long title for a song), Every song on The Hives new album "Black and White Album"

Anime. Final Fantasy, DBZ, DBGT(They are different), Zoids (All different parts of the anime) Naruto,Sailor Moon, Avatar (American Anime PPL!), Bleach, Death Note, FMA(Full Metal Alchemist).

Manga: Same as my fave anime except there are no avatar manga books. also Card Captors is a favorite of mine.

I found these Stereotypes on one of my fans profile page (Blue Christmas) i am only doing the ones that apply to me:

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (I hate this one!)

If you want to see more visit Blue Christmas' Profile Page

Heres a list of things that apply to me cause their true:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are not, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DemonDaughter, RaiKimTomBoY, Harry's MyBoy,HarryRocksDraco'sO.K.12, JackNSallyGal, screaingcrazyproctorlady, superanimespazmonkeyxD, SasukeUchiha911

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate NejiHina copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

(V)
(O.o)
(_)o

Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!)SharinganwarriorTribute(KAKASHI HATAKE!see username...)sasukerules.org(who the heck do you think it is?...of course it would be Sasuke!) Sabaku no Rebecca (OMG Gaara needs to exist! GAARA I NEEED YOUUU!) superanimespazmonkeyxD(Itachi and many others) SasukeUchiha911(Sasuke Uchiha Hinata Hyuuga and Cloud Strife plus some others I can't mention right now)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
(BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

(/)_(/)
(='.'=) Bunny!
(")_(")

FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THE RABBIT ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have talked in your sleep without knowing until someone tells you the next day.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fell over in public and had people laugh at you.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever called someone "mom" by accident and it isn't your mom.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fallen asleep in any lessons.

Copy and paste this into you profile if you have ever hit something very hard to cause damage, but ended up hurting yourself in the process.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

"A ninja waits till the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness in the dark, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste this if your a Ninja!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, animeprincess619

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile(DUH)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.(IM WEIRD AND PROUD)

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.(ALRIGHT I MIGHT BE WEIRD BUT NOT STUPID PEOPLE SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU)

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile(I LIKE BLOOD)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, aussie_girl1990, animeprincess619, SasukeUchiha911

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry.

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: comes and visits you in jail.
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun"

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't
remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will beat up the crowd that the friend left you for

Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their
online buddies

--xx--

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Here are some interesting questions. If you have an answer private message me!

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why is their Brail on the drive up ATM machine?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business,
did they see it coming?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and
drink what comes out"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a
mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons does morality
come from morons?

Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on
envelopes taste like chocolate?

Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of
the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be
considered silverware?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or
naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you
done?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word
Lisp?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If u spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables what do
humanitarians eat?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped
people at the Special Olympics?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it
Fed UP?

If quitters never win and winners never quit how
can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons
and forks What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didnt zigzag?

After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour
before getting OUT of the water?

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby
oil come from?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car
its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a
ship its called CARgo?

If two wrongs dont make a right then how come two
negatives make a positive?

Found these quotes and the questions above at animeprincess' profile page

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

If everyone jumped off a bridge would you? No I would step onto a pile of bodies.

No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.

They say the truth sets you free, then how come everytime I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

That is the wrongest wrong that ever wronged.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

If you can never find any article of clothing or accessory with the first letter of your name, copy & paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered -out of nowhere- if someone, anywhere, is talking about you that very instant C&P into your profile

If you've ever mixed your friends' names by accident (they get mad at me when I do that...) -you know what to do-

Have you ever looked yourself in the mirror for so long you thought you began to look like someone (or something) else? If so...C&P into your profile thingie (IT'S CALLED BOREDOM PEOPLE!)

Random Quotes:

“A kiss is an action that is done without words, without thought, and with so much love. It is a symbol of an invisible bond between two humans, and links them together no matter how far they are apart from one another. After you’ve had your first good one, no other person can compare to whom ever gave you it.”- from Once Upon a December by Clueless Naruto-kun

"It's alright. Cry, I'll catch your tears."-Sasuke, from 'Simple' by mugiwarawarrior (Fav Author)

"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't accept me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best -M. Monroe

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." -unknown

"People say life screws you over, well you wanna know what I think? I think we should get a grip on life, bend it over and say: now it's your turn bitch!" -LOL I have no idea who made this...but I love it!

"Learn from the mistakes of others, you can't live long enough to make them all yourself" -unknown (but so damn true)

"Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh" -Unknown

"Earth is the insane Asylum of the Universe (so that's why I was born here...makes sense) -Unknown

" ME!" -Claudia (luv you ChiChi) -she had a tantrum and accidentaly said this or 'something like it' (so she says...)

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon..." - Unknown

"Know your limits, not so that you can honor them, but so that you can smash them to pieces and reach for magnificence." - Cherie Carter-Scott

"We will either find a way or make one." - Hannibal

"Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts." - Henry Rollins

"We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." - Unknown

"You have enslaved him. You have placed him under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie... pastels?" - Mortica from Addams Family Values

"Half of life is up - the other half is dealing with it." - Henry Rollins

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world."

"We are angels born with only one wing. To truly fly, we must embrace each other."

"Good friends help you up when you fall down. Best friends laugh and trip you again."

"Nothing is more dangerous than extreme ignorance and pure stupidity." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." - Leo Tolstoy

"Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it." - Maya Angelou

"Everything has a price. It's just what your willing to pay for it." - Anne Bishop

" Shining brightly for, even for a split second, is better than living a dull-grey life for eternity." - Unknown

" In three words I can sum up everything I learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost

" Please don't worry Mister, I have only came here to obliterate you- not rob you." - Excel (Excel Saga)

" If nothing lasts forever; can I be your nothing?" - Unknown

“It’s funny though. I never learned his name. I never wanted to, afraid that he would change the way he was if I did. So he let me call him Hero-kun.” - (Hinata to Sasuke) Love Story by mugiwarawarrior

"You can say anything about me, as you please, but I am what I am and that is something you can never be." - Unknown

Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

-Robert Frost

Chris- “Hey, birthday boy! You want some ice cream?”

Stewie- “Yes, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find...I shall kill you.”

-Family Guy; conversation between Chris and Stewie on Stewie's first B-day party.

Peter Griffin- “I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from a night of drinking.”

-Family Guy; Peter Griffin

Peter- “Brian, look, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'ooooooo'.”

Brian- “Peter, those are Cheerios."

-Family Guy; conversation between Brian and Peter.

“Flatter me and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you.”

-Unknown

“War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Bliss.”

-1984, George Orwell

"Remember, remember the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot."

-V for Vendetta

“Strength through unity. Unity through faith.”-Adam Sutler; V for Vendetta.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

“The only decent thing you can do behind a person back is pat it” anonymous

You are a loser. You will always be a loser because thats what a loser is... a loser. There is nothing else a loser can be but a loser. The fact that you are a loser has already been decided...and when something has been decided it can not be changed because it is decided! It has been decided by none other than me!...Neji-ji-ji-from a random clip

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cause the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

am worse than evil I am the author

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

If you join the dark side there is a good chance you will not die in my hands (the cookies are pretty good too)

How Troublesome

Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

CLUBS YOU CAN JOIN

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Chibi Shino, Chibi Kabutos, sasukerules.org,xkawaiichix, SasukeUchiha911