Quote of the Week

November 17 to November 24

"I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, Baby I'd die for you" ~ "I'd Die For You" by Bon Jovi

~ About Me ~

Name: You may call me Blaze, Jedi Blaze, Blazestar or Blazeshadow

Age: 15, I’m a sophomore in high school and I’m going to be turning sixteen soon, yay!

Location: wouldn’t you like to know?

Description: I am Hispanic and that is all I am going to tell you

Likes: respectful people, original stories, humor stories, reading, writing, hanging with friends, watching movies and playing with my pets

Dislikes: people who are disrespectful, cliché stories, create-a-cat stories, conceited people, school, backstabbing friends, and popular people

~ My Favorites ~

~ I have too many to put here so I am only going to put my top five favorites for each of the categories listed except in books were I will have at least seven. ~

Books: Warriors by Erin Hunter, Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini, Star Wars: The Jedi Academy Trilogy by Kevin J. Anderson, Blue Bloods by Melissa De La Cruz, Twilight by Stephanie Meyer, The Belgaraid/The Mallorean by David Eddings, Lord of the Isles by David Drake

Movies: Star Wars (All six movies), Twilight, Prince Caspian, 12 Rounds and The Marine

Warrior Characters: Tigerstar, Ashfur, Hollyleaf, Feathertail, and Jayfeather

Star Wars Characters: Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Ben Skywalker, Jaina Solo and Qui-Gon Jinn

Inheritance Cycle Characters: Murtagh, Brom, Arya, Eragon, and Nasuada

Twilight Characters: Bella, Jacob, Nessie, Edward and Alice

Belgaraid/Mallorean Characters: Silk, Garion, Ce'Nedra, Belgarath, and Polgara

Lord of the Isles Characters: Garric, Sharina, Cashel, Ilna, and Tenoctris

Warrior Pairings: HollyXMouse, LionXIcepaw, FireXSand, CrowXLeaf, CrowXFeather

Star Wars Pairings: AnakinXPadmé, LukeXMara, HanXLeia, Obi-Wan/Siri

Inheritance Cycle Pairings: AryaXEragon, NasuadaXMurtagh, RoranXKatrina, BromXSelena

Twilight Pairings: BellaXEdward, BellaXJacob (yeah, I'm not a Team Edward or a Team Jacob member), AliceXJasper, RosalieXEmmett, and CarlisleXEsme

Belgaraid/Mallorean Pairings: GarionXCe'Nedra, BelgarathXPoledra, DurnikXPolgara, and SilkXLiselle

Lord of the Isles Pairings: GarricXLiane and SharinaXCashel

Colors: blue, silver, purple, red and black

Genres: fantasy, supernatural, humor, sci-fi, and action

School Subjects: my all time favorite school subject is English

Wild Animals: mountain lions, cheetahs, lynxes, leopards, and eagles

~ My Stories ~

~ I only have my completed stories, my in progress stories posted and my upcoming stories posted, those that are not on the in progress list are on hold or discontinued. ~

Stories Completed:

(Warriors)

Jade of Darkness / Final Goodbye / Gotta Be Somebody / Somewhere I Belong: Breezepelt’s Thoughts / Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow / Guided by Starlight / Another Rainy Night

Tiger’s Dawn Series

Book 1: The Tiger, The Flame

Book 2: The Secret Path

Bloody Skies Trilogy

Book One: Dark Sunrise

Book Two: Fourth of Fire

(Star Wars)

The Love of a Father / We Have Candy / Of a Rescue Gone Weird / Eyes of a Stranger / Hope / To Wish Upon a Star / When You Believe

(Inheritance Cycle)

Bye Bye

Stories in Progress:

Bloody Skies Book Three: Apocalypse- ThunderClan have survived the fox attack but things aren’t going well. The three chosen ones have revealed the traitor in the Clan, Leafpool and Sandstorm have gone missing and the fourth of fire has been revealed. But darkness is rising in the most unlikely places and an enemy of the past is beginning to rise, plotting its’ revenge. The four chosen ones may be the only ones that can save their clan even as a storm begins to gather. (Yes, I know I changed the summary but I’m too lazy to change it on chapter one.) 30 chapters, 247 reviews

Alagaesia Goes Crazy- Eragon is obsessed with cheese, Saphira loves to flame people, Murtagh loves candy, Brom argues with everyone, Durza and Morzan are always fighting and Galbatorix is being stupid. Not to mention with the Star Wars and Harry Potter characters are thrown into the mess, randomness will reign supreme. (Yeah, I know I changed the summary but oh well.) 25 chapters, 224 reviews

Whispers of Daybreak- Formerly “Final Hope.” An offer presented but refused. Five weeks after the incident at Bespin, Luke Skywalker finds himself abandoned by the Alliance when someone overhears his secret and reveals it to the entire council. 28 chapters, 315 reviews

Path of Destiny- Half a moon has passed since BloodClan became the sixth Clan of the lake and the Clans are seemingly at peace. But when Leafpool and Sandstorm both receive the same cryptic message from StarClan, they find themselves on a quest that will take them far beyond the borders of their Clans. And the path that lies before them is shrouded in shadows with death and betrayal alongside it. 4 Chapters, 15 Reviews

Shur'tugal's Hope- The last egg is still in Galbatorix's possession but something is going to change that. Soon, the final battle to save Alagaesia will begin and an unlikely hero will arise. 8 Chapters, 36 Reviews

Tiger's Dawn Bk 3: Dark Moonlight- Tigerclaw, Solar and their other friends are returning to ThunderClan. They must travel through treacherous unknown mountains in order to get home. But then something horrible happens, will they ever make it home alive? 9 Chapters, 47 Reviews

Far From Over- AU, When a suitless Darth Vader learns that his son is still alive after eight years, he is determined to tear the entire galaxy apart looking for him. Meanwhile, Obi-Wan Kenobi is struggling to hide the young boy from his father’s prying eyes. But as both of them will soon learn, things don’t always go as they have been planned. 8 Chapters, 80 Reviews

Shadows of Alontia- Seven years post TPM. While on a mission for the Republic, Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi and his apprentice, Anakin Skywalker, find themselves stranded on a strange, isolated planet known as Alontia. Darkness surrounds them on all sides and as they struggle to complete their mission, a storm is getting ready to strike. AU 4 Chapters, 12 Reviews

Upcoming Stories:

Dark Dawn: The Rise of Blazestar- All is well by the sea and the two Clans IceClan and FlameClan are flourishing. But when a lone kit is found on IceClan territory in the middle of a harsh leafbare, a prophecy arises from within. A prophecy that fortells a bright or shadowed future for the two Clans by the sea. As time goes on, storms and rages of blood strike the Clans and Blazepaw, a young apprentice of Iceclan, finds herself caught in the middle of it all. (Prequel to "Tempest") (Warriors Story)

Tempest- Forced to flee from their homes after an apocalyptic battle, the six Clans of the forest must go on another journey to find a new home even with a dark, new enemy stalking them in the sahdows of the night... (Short summary but I do not want to spoil anything before "Apocalypse" is complete, this is the sequel to "Apocalypse") (Warriors Story)

Whispers of Daybreak: Morning Twilight- A year has passed since the end of "Whispers of Daybreak" and the New Republic, as well as the Jedi Order, are on the rise once again. But dark dreams still stalk our heroes and an old enemy is rising with only one goal in mind...the utter destruction of the Jedi... (Once again, this is a short summary because I do not want to give away that much, this is the sequel to "Whispers of Daybreak" after all.) (Star Wars Story)

A Wolf's Heart- New Moon AU. As Bella learns that the man she loves is never coming back, she seeks comfort from her werewolf friend Jacob, which may flourish into something more. But with danger surrounding them on all sides, will Bella find a peaceful future awaiting her or will everything end in a bright flash of crimson rage? (Twilight)

Heart of Ice- Raised by both of her parents but still unsure of her abilities as a half-human/half-vampire hybrid, Renesmee (Nessie) Cullen wants nothing more than to fit in. But when enemies with a desire for revenge start stalking the Cullen family, she finds herself the only one who may be able to save her family. Fourteen years post Breaking Dawn AU (Twilight)

Soul of Silver- Not wanting to live with the Force family, Schular Van Allen declines their offer to live and sets out to find her own path. But when a group of Silver Bloods start stalking her, she finds help in an unlikely ally. And as the whispers of fate surge through the air, so do the fires of love. AU (Blue Bloods)

~ Oath to the Review Revolution ~

I, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its’ age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution, post this in your profile and join the revolution.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off

If you're so obsessed with Star Wars that you spend hours imagining yourself living in that galaxy, copy this into your profile

If you think that over 70 percent of the American population doesn't give a flip about responsibility and it drives you INSANE, copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

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If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

15 things to do in Walmart.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religously then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Softkit, LostBluePhantom, Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi, darksidesparkles, Earthwhisper, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx

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If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

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I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

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If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. (Well, a tree, a fence, a parked car, a pole, etc...)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
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are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
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reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
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climb all
the way
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List Twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Hollyleaf

2. Ashfur

3. Tigerstar

4. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader

5. Luke Skywalker

6. Qui-Gon Jinn

7. Ben Skywalker

8. Kyp Durron

9. Murtagh

10. Eragon

11. Brom

12. Arya

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Qui-Gon/Brom? They are in different stories and they are both guys.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Anakin and Vader? Before Mustafar, extremely HOT! After Mustafar, not so much.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Arya got Kyp pregnant? Wouldn’t it be the other way around?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Murtagh? Plenty, he is awesome!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ashfur and Qui-Gon? Ashfur’s a cat and they aren’t in the same story

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Luke/Murtagh, Luke/Eragon, neither cause I do not write slash

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ben walked in on Ashfur and Arya having sex? He would probably kill Ashfur, I mean come on, he’s a cat!

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Hollyleaf/Kyp? Hollyleaf’s a cat!

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Ben/Arya, hmmm, “In Need of Comfort” because they both lost someone they loved, Ben lost his mom and Arya lost Faolin :)

10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read three hot?

Tigerstar? Yup

11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

Brom? Not that I know of

12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?

Ashfur/Anakin/Luke? Well, I have seen many Anakin/Luke stories but come on, Ashfur? He’s a cat and in a different story

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Kyp? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I don’t know

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hollyleaf/Qui-Gon/Arya, WARNING- Cat torture! (Laughs) Oh and do not read

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Luke? Just today and yesterday and the day before that and the day before that...

A bunch of random people: we get it!

Well sorry!

16. “(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Hollyleaf and Ben are in a happy relationship (whoa, creepy), until Murtagh runs off with Ben (ahhh!). Hollyleaf, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Brom (dude, seriously?) and a brief unhappy affair with Arya (seriously?), then follows the wise advice of Luke and finds true love with Tigerstar (wow! They are like a bunch of years apart)

What would you title this fic?

Romance Blossoms Through the Ages (Ha, I just thought this up randomly!)

-FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

What to Do During an Exam...

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx

1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? No globe here

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

"convenience" "Star Wars: Dark Nest II: The Unseen Queen"

3. What can you hear right now? people typing

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: hi

My Dad: (ignores me)

Me: how rude!

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? I'm at the library so no TV here

6. Type your name with your elbow. xc c mjjcvm knhjcv (wow! That was hard!)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? I don't know, I'm dizzy

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Tigerstar (He's awesome even though I'm a girl)

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was working on a project for school

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? gnohacoga (What the heck?!)

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jordie (That's all I'm saying)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Jorizzle (okay?)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Blue Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Leigh --Censored--

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Albjocia (what the...?)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Silver Pepsi (ha)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Obeatca (what the heck)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

My mom don't got a middle name

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Lucky / Black Blondie (Honestly, I like the first one better)

Copy this onto your profile if you think Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, and Lionblaze are Leafpool and CROWFEATHER's kits.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give someone a big hug because they gave you an awesome review, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Laterose13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sarklingpool, Laterose13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, UNDER GOD, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. If you thing UNDER GOD should stay in the pledge of allegiance, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile!

If you like OC's,copy and paste this to your profile

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

I'm a Christian and Proud of it!! If you are a Christian please copy & paste this and then add your name here: Riku's Music Lover, libithewolf, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

~ Well, that’s my new profile though I guess it isn’t that much different than the last version though I'm making it longer :). (Shrugs), oh well, I hope you enjoy my stories and please review on them, I would greatly appreciate them. ~

~ Blaze ~