Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
Hey, I'm Sam! I'm a music nerd! I currently living in Iowa, and have a dull life. I am fifteen years old and fairly short...almost 5'1, but i will always be this tall...I have medium length, brown hair, I am quite clumsy, which is not as good as it seems :P ..I read waaay too much for more my own good. Along with my interest in reading, i write (duh!), draw, play the following instruments -piano, guitar, clarinet. That's pretty much my life...Again...music nerd XD
The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don't forget: black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didn't know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock... But no milk. Milk promotes strong bones and a healthy body, and we don't need that crap.
(do you not adore it? I believe it's brill!)
-You guys line up alphabetically by height
-I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada
-"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
-"Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not
-"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."
-"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
-"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
-"We're going to move left and right at the same time."
"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
Pitching is 80 of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
"I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife."
"If only faces could talk..."
Solutions are not the answer."
"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."
A repair shop:
Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
I'm the kinda girl that laughs at things three times. first when the joke is told. then after i have it explained to me. and finally three hours later when i fiiinaly get it.
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