hi my names becky
and on with the funny but completly pointless comments lol!
"One time I saw a shooting star... so I, like, wished upon it... but then I realized it was like, a plane... so I waved at it... but it just kept going..."
I can resist everything except temptation
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see I should have been more specific.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous -- everyone hasn't met me yet.
I didn't loose my mind; I sold it on eBay!
Fight crime: Shoot back!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Cross over to the dark side. (we have cookies!)
Why be difficult, when with a little effort, you can be impossible?
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, its just that yours is stupid.
Let us be thankful for the fools, because without them the rest of us could not succeed.
The human race has only one effective weapon, and that is laughter.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
"Due to lack of interest, tomorrow has been canceled."
"Without music, life would be a mistake."
"When life gives you lemons... squirt the juice in your enemies eyes and laugh!" -
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.
Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
He ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong? (Ahh I love this one!!)
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
He said, "I love you."
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention."
The light at the end of the tunnel is a frieght train headed your way.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy?
Why suffer from insanity when you can enjoy it?
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line.
g. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
I like cheese. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write 'Edward Cullen is hot' on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is sitting in your room, imagining a Twilight character dancing and actually laughing out loud. Crazy is crying yourself to sleep becuase Edward left Bella in New Moon. Crazy is denying being obsessed with Twilight, then go into a long description of it. Crazy is straightening everything into right angles, saying you have OCD, and say it stands for Obsessive Cullen Disorder. Crazy is getting sudden bursts of hyperness and blaming it on Alice. Crazy is when your friends ask you what you are thiking when you day dream and you answer with well alice you can see the future you tell me. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile
Make a wish, and hope it happens...
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
Are you done?
Are you sure?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
ok that was abit long and i have cut it down i sware lol and if you read through all of that you desurve a medal ... your not going to get one but you desurve it lol
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