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Author has written 11 stories for Janet Evanovich. Alfonsina del Mar (actually Alfonsina Storni) was a great poet in Argentina during the first third of the 20th century. She drowned herself in the ocean after she was diagnosed with a cancer. When I had my own cancer diagnosis in 2007, I could relate to her despair but definitely didn't chose her option. Fighting is a better choice, at least for me. It has recently been pointed out to me that though I am a 'babe' at heart, I actually enjoy misdirection. When you read my stories, expect the unexpected or the twist. Even if you get an ending you are expecting, it may take a while to get down that particular road. Periodically, I post shorts (or longs) on my livejournal that have nothing to do with fan fiction ... feel free to stop by. The Tart Pledge Posted to verify I will be true to myself. I, Alf, do hereby If my muse decides he wants a Tart ending, If my muse wants multiple Tart endings, If my muse wants me to write a couple having their wicked way You have my word. Tart = someone who isn't necessarily a Babe or a Cupcake. Tarts believe that the MM deserve their own place in the sun, whether or not they find a relationship in the endeavor. I am a firm believer that an interesting story is more fun to read than a predictable one. I have always like magic and slight of hand, though I am capable of neither. So I try to be unpredictable in the way I tell stories. My one-shots are seldom 'babe' or 'cupcake' ... they are virtually all misdirected. Due to the fact that most of my one shots are incredibly trivial and poorly written, the lion's share of them have been removed. I prefer to post longer pieces and continue to develop the characters. My one shots have a very limited life expectancy. My longer stories don't have predictable endings either; in fact when I wrote Nothing But Time on My Hands, I wrote three endings to see if it was possible to make everyone happy. It isn't possible to please everyone, but it was a good exercise anyway. Wait, After Samhain is predictable, but it is romance for the sake of romance. The avitar is Mexican singer Alejandro Fernandez who serves as the inspiration for Manny Ramos. check Youtube for the song Canta Corazon for better insight into Manny. All the best and thanks for reading, Lisa/aka Alfonsina | |||||||||
1. Expect the Unexpected, Manny's Story » reviewsThis piece is a departure for me. Written from M. Ramos' POV. All characters are adults complete with bad language, sexual appetites, poor communication skills, etc. ** conclusion ** Red lamps - sorry about missing you in the acceptance speech. COMPLETEJanet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,830 - Reviews: 387 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 5-2-09 - Stephanie P. - Complete2. The Ultimate Debate » reviewsHal & Brett's story. This IS a love story, just not that kind of love story. Guest written epilogue: Adalind, Bluzkat, deb wsf, Harmne, Katbaby, Katie, Magdalync, Redlamps, Robin, Spudmom, Tiina,Tuck. My plot bunnies present it to you, really. COMPLETEJanet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,728 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 5-27-09 - Published: 2-4-09 - Complete3. I Never Thought I'd See Him Again reviewsWARNING: Misdirection, again. This is a love story, but not a romance. Set some time after the series, but no time frame is designated.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-17-09 - Stephanie P. - Complete4. When You Have Nothing to Lose reviewsWARNING: this is not a traditional pairing. I promise no character bashing, but I make no promise who the characters involved really are until the bitter end. Angst/pain with a touch of romance.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-9-09 - Complete5. After Samhain » reviewsThe follow up to Nothing But Time On My Hands ... Begins directly after Ram's ending. Stephanie/Ram pairing. Rating for religious overtones, sexual situations and conversations. COMPLETEJanet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,060 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 10-19-08 - Stephanie P. - Complete6. Nothing But Time On My Hands » reviewsWhat might happen while bored on a stakeout... This is the final of the three endings and the original. Story is now COMPLETE.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 138,515 - Reviews: 347 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 4-8-08 - Stephanie P. & Ranger M. - Complete7. Vince the Moderate Merry Man » reviewsThis was originally inspired by a challenge on Perfectly Plum ... minor Morelli bashing; no direct interaction with Ranger. Not an R/S pairing...hope you enjoy anyway. COMPLETE ..alfJanet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 9-15-08 - Published: 9-7-08 - Stephanie P. - Complete8. What Does NAVY Mean? » reviewsInspired by a challenge on Perfectly Plum....utilizing Finger Eleven's song 'Paralyzer' lyrics ... Four parts, all stand alone. Expect the unexpected....it's just a little titillation and the all important innuendo ... final part ... AlfJanet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 8-17-08 - Stephanie P. - Complete9. What Happens with the Death of a Fantasy » reviewsA conversation during a stakeout leads to a new role for Lester ... lifestyle coach ... all in fun and hope you enjoy. Final segment is now up. Hope you enjoyed. AlfJanet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,922 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-13-08 - Published: 7-20-08 - Stephanie P. - Complete10. Lester Santos: The Man The Mystery The Legend » reviewsMostly composed with Bluzkat. A series of one-shots of how Lester got to be who he is. Lester's Bedtime StoriesJanet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-29-08 - Published: 3-19-0811. Stephanie's Gamble » reviewsSnowed in on New Year's the Rangeman Crew has a friendly poker game. The Conclusion. It is a little angsty at first - please read through to the end. There is an HEA. Alf.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,494 - Reviews: 302 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 12-17-07 - Stephanie P. - Complete
