Contrary to what you may believe, I do NOT have issues. I got the subscription!

So, what to tell you about myself?

I know! I'll give myself the same interview I give the new folks over at the KP/ Haven...

So, not that you really want to know, but:

Do you like cookies? If yes, what kind? If not, what's wrong with you?
Of course I like cookies. What the hell kind of a question is that?! White chocolate macadamia nut cookies ftw!

What's in your pockets right now?
Hang on... Okay:
(1) Uni roller ball pen, black
(1) Chap Stick lip balm
(1) San Disk Cruzer Micro thumb drive (1 GB)
$35 US cash
45 cents' worth of AAFES "pogs"
(1) Laundry receipt
(1) Black leather wallet, with assorted ID's and what-not
Several balls of lint

What is your desktop picture?
On my work computer, it is a blank, black screen. On my personal computer, it is a great screencap of Shego from So the Drama, smiling very menacingly, standing in the rain.

What brought you to FF.net?
I like to write. I want to share my KP stuff, the only fanfics I write.

If you could change any one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My eyesight. The contacts are better than glasses, but Lasik is on the horizon for me.

Coke or Pepsi?
Duh. I live in Georgia (the US state). 'Nuff said...

Chicken or beef?
Ooh, that's tough. I eat more chicken, but then a nice steak is more of a treat that way...

Firm or soft mattress?
Firm pillow-top. Best of both worlds, my back is supported, but it's still cooshy.

What's the tastiest thing in your refrigerator right now?
I live in government quarters, I have a small fridge in my room, but it's empty save for the ice that builds up in the freezer part.

Boxers or briefs?
Briefs, usually. I like the support. 'Course, the boxers are more stylish. So I have to evaluate the sitch. If I think the probability of having my pants removed by an attractive female is greater than the probability I will have to run to or from some emergency, I will wear boxers.

What temperature is your thermostat set to?
Hmm... about 7 or 8, which on mine is roughly halfway from "COLD" to the point where "COLD" and "HOT" meet.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
I've dreamed of traveling from one country to the next, staying in each one for a year or two. You know, learn the culture, try to fit in... You really can't get a feel for somplace by visiting. You have to live there...

Do you believe in life on other planets?
Of course. Like our planet was the only one that ever got knocked up...

What is your blood type?
B Pos. In my line of work, you'd better 1) know that, and 2) prominently display it everywhere you can. I was considering a tattoo, actually.

Astrological sign?
Cancer. I am water/lunar. I was also born in the Chinese year of the Monkey (Calm down, Ron).

Do you believe in ghosts?
To some degree or another, yes.

Do you believe in magic?
Again, yes to some degree.

Big Mac or Whopper?
Ooh, decisions, decisions. Gonna have to go with the all-beef patty, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickels, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.

Do you play a musical instrument? If yes, what?
Yup. Bass guitar. I mostly play a 1979 Fender Precision, tuned down to low F# (that's a step and a half down from "drop D") and an Alvarez 6 string tuned down to low Ab. I also have a BC Rich Warlock bass, and two acoustic/electric basses.

What is your favorite KP episode? Why that one?
Do I have to choose? Well, if I can pick the movie, I'd say So the Drama. Just because.

Who do you like better, Shego or Miss Go? Why?
Shego. Miss Go is sweet and all, but... if I were with Miss Go, I'd be hoping the whole time for the bad girl to come out.

What is one thing you can say nice about the one person you like the least?
I'd say, "..." What? If you can't say anything nice... :P

Well, I hope you enjoy my little stories that I put up here from time to time. Whether you do or not, please leave a review. It gives me an idea of whether what I write worked like it was suppposed to or not, whatever your reaction is.

Quoth the Ronster: "'S'all good!"