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Author has written 17 stories for Jak and Daxter, Kingdom Hearts, One Piece, and Twilight. Welcome to Minx's profile! (Aka Usagi-chan) EDIT!! CHANGED THE NAME BUT THE WRITERS STILL THE SAME XD!! My new Pen names MinxBubbleOo =) Oh another edit!! This may be Minx's profile but shes to lazy to write anything. Me (Secret) and Ivy are writing it for. in case you havn't noticed the two of us have our ways of lets say... being odd, devious, anything... te he he for thos who haven't figured it out i (Ivy) am writting in normal font (although i must say im nowhere near normal) and... I am writing in italics. Minx will be in bold when she decides to do it her self Eh Minx here... Ivy and Secret may have well written my profile, but i still write all my own stories... if you want their stories then you should visit their profiles... First we shall give you pointless information about our dear freind Minx! She does Irish dancing! Shes really good. I do tap dancing so we have big conversations about dancing and we dance together. HeHe. It sounds so kinky. I on the other hand, have two left feet and don't dance so don't join in these convos and feel left out any way she also lovessssssssssssssssssssssss kingdom hearts first, second and anything thats soon to come. Who wouldn't love KH? IF YOU DON'T ILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU PAINFULLY! Any thing KH or Riku Minx will love! HeHe shame Ivy. Go Dancing! Yea i gotta admit i like KH to. But where Minx loves Riku i love Cloud (theres a pic of him on my profile) Now i have to say Axel is the Bomb! and is way way way better then Riku or Cloud. (Minx hits Ivy over head "How dare you mention that feind you... you FEIND!") Any way we have gone off track now to tell you more stuffs bout Minx so heres a list! ~ She absolutly LOVES chocolate. I swear shes going to get diabetes when she gets older. She is literally attached to her ipod... although she dropped in in a bucket of water a few days ago. (Minx: silently suffering) WAIT... xD i got a new one woot!! ~ Her Playstation 2 is her baby... if she didn't have that she would roll around on the ground crying and eventually go crazy. Thats what she plays KH on... She got a PSP for christmas and shes is falling in love... Yes with an applience... NOW SHE HAS A LAPTOP AND WE HAVENT SEEN HER IN A WEEK . ~ We each have 1 of the Jonas Brothers as our future husbands. Minx has Joe, I have Nick and Ivy has Kevin. FAVE THINGS...Includes fave parings 'Yaoi forever' KINGDOM HEARTS . they're right who cant love it?? RIKU RIKU RIKU RIKU!!...fave pairings...SoraxRiku, AxelXDemyx, CloudxLeon and the acasional ZexionxDemyx... If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. 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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you can (attempt to) psychoanalyze yourself, copy this into your profile. (As strange as it sounds, I can try.) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae. ()() Copy and paste the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,bright black stars, Kyatsuchan, Chiyoko-chan, .MinxBubbleOo. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, alannaswarrior, random.clumsy.vampire., Edward.love.of.my.existance., Shi-Toyu, The-Sponge-Who-Could-Fly, MinxBubbleOo If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, alannaswarrior, random.clumsy.vampire., Edward.love.of.my.existance., shi-Toyu, The-Sponge-Who-Could-Fly, MinxBubbleOo Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer ／l、 kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.(hell yea dats me)...well actually... (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Now for fun name time!!... 1. YOUR REAL NAME_ Roisin (Hah! bet half of you cant even pronounce that!!) 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Roiizzle (?...now thats just wrong...) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Wolf? 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth-Joy Consols (Hah! that sounds like tonsols!!) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Lynronar (XD) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): ... Blue Gforce (O.O) 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Onjomly (WTF!) 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ktty...this is so wacked... I was born on the day of Xigbar In the month of Vexen In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xaldin And I am Demyx + Zexion + Xemnas years old. You could also say that I'm Axel + Zexion + Xigbar years old. My favorite number is Axel But my lucky number is Marluxia Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile: Thanks. You are a Sadistic Seme! Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke Arrogant, perfectionistic, and self-assured, the Sadistic Seme hungers for power and control, knowing exactly what they want and going after it relentlessly. Refined in style and tastes, the Sadistic Seme demands the very best, and will only accept perfection and complete obedience from the one under their control. Their presence darkly commanding, this Seme personality is all about being 'The Master' ~ and having their partner submissively at their feet, soul in their grasp, is what it takes to satisfy their craving for power. The Sadistic Seme is one to be wary of, unless you crave dark punishment - for once they have you in their grasp, you may never escape. The Sadistic Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations: Japanese Element: Fire Chinese Zodiac: Dragon Color: Red Fruit: Pomegranate Dessert: Fruit dipped in melted chocolate Theme Song: Illuminati by Malice Mizer HAHAHAHAHA this test was the funnest thing ever to take xD!! http://semeuke.com/ if anyone else wants to take it xDDDDD!! Copy and Paste this if you think it describes you (and add something if you can): For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you go into target, ask the lady at the snack counter for diet water, make spy noises whipping through (in your best spy pose of course) the dressing room, when ou hide in the clothing racks saying things like "pick me" or "yes. i will maike you look fat", racing your friends inside baskets with your best friend pushing you, then yelling "Ruby is as nutty as squirrell poo!". Crazy is talking on the phone with your best friend while chatting online with the same friend about a totally random subject. Crazy is going through other peoples profiles just looking for stuff to add to yours. Crazy is forgetting what exactly your've done to make you so crazy. Crazy is when you and your whole football team start ghosting random people all together. Crazy is wanting to use a squat toilet in China. I've been there. Ive done that. I'm proud to be crazy! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. THE KH SURVEY (Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!) SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions 1. Your favorite KH guy? Riku. 2. Your favorite KH girl? Namine. 3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? ROXAS!! I never like him that much…but Axel deserves some love nether the less… 4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? Kairi cause she should go burn in hell for separating Sora from Riku…Growls 5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) The world that never was xD 6. Least Favorite World? Argh most of KH 1’s worlds 7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Hrmmm… weapon that you use? Cause I like so many just not a lot of them Sora’s xD! 8. Least Favorite Weapon? The ultima Keyblade, have you seen that thing?! 9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Stich hesa sooo Kawaii!! 10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Anti Form 11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why? LeonxCloud, LeonxSora, CloudxSora LeonxCloudxSora oh and add Riku in there somewhere too. I don’t mind Some SephirothxCloudxLeon action either, but my ultimate fave is LeonxCloud. Man I am a Yaoi fangirl perve xDxDxD!! 12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? XigDem. Pedifilication!! Xigbar has grey hair for gawds sake!! Poor Demy 13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Well me and my friend Siara made a list once, maybe we should post it xD there were lotsa random ones there haha!! But I gots to love MickeyxAnsem da wise dey is so kawaii 14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Wow well SoraxSephiroth with Sora as Seme…that one was sooo strange!! 15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? Kairi, she peeves me… 16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Riku. So smexy!! SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? 17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? Of course… 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? Cheah… 19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? Well…in KH seeing as everyone else is of course! 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!! SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! 21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminé or Olette, who would you root for? Why? Namiané cause shes awesome!! And isn’t like Kairi at all whose annoying as hell… 22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? In time theory doesn’t I go back 10 years to the previous keybarers and master? With like a past Ansem and stuff? And dey gotta save da world dun dun duuuun!! 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? No, but I wish they’d change the fight system. Cards=gay 24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Aw…only one? Uhum I gots to says Riku cause I wuv him. 25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Riku, me’s and him have a lots in common xD!! But I’d want to be like Leon or Cloud, I loves them too… 26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? Well…where to start… when me and my friends were going on about all the yaoi moments in KH and my mum walked into the room xD awkward… 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? OMG no but I’d want to cosplay as Axel in his long black coat…with pink shoes xD 28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? One in KH1 when Sora’s talking to Riku/Ansem and he exclaims that ‘Kairi’s inside me?’ and looks behing him but it looks like he’s checking out his ass xD that had me and my friends in tears xD oh and in KH2 when Sora’s proposes to Riku on hands and knees and all xD soo kawaii!! 29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Hardest, uhum… well I cant really remember, but I do know that Demyx was just plain annoying!! 30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? Oh uhum the graphics and then the fight style and then the added forms and the plot being more deeper and intriguing and all to go with Riku. SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!! 31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner 32. Zexion or Marluxia? Maxy 33. Riku or Roxas? Riku 34. Roxas or Sora? Sora 35. Axel or Demyx? Axel 36. Kairi or Larxene? Larexne even though I don’t like her too much 37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? SoRiku 38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas leave Riku outa this! 39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Akumyx hehe I cheated xD 40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoRiku 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Paopu Friut, never liked the sound of Sea Salt Iceceam 42. Cloud or Leon? Both cant live without either! 43. CloTi or Clerith? Cleon? But in a very distant like 30th Clerith 44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Simple and Clean SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! 45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well) 1) Riku drools! 2) Leon (drools…again) 3) Cloud (Mega drooling) 4) Axel (aws you gota luv him) 5) Demyx (He’s so kawaii) 6) Vincent.. (I just wana add him in cause he’s awesome) 7) Sephy (He’s so mysterious) 8) Sora (I just luv him as my little uke) Theres probably more, I just aint thinking a lot now… 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Devil May Cry, one piece, (Siara would say Naruto xD) uhum Jak..that would be amusing. Why why does the mind go blank? 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Axel and Reno from FFVII, Riku and Kadaj from Advent Children… doesn’t anyone else see it? 48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? Psh all but I know I wont be able to play them all… 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? KH2 so much 50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? Well it’s a combination of FF and Disney so that awesome. All the characters are so hawt or adorable and the plot is intriguing and the fighting is better than any FF game and HELLO ALL THE YAOI OPPURTUNITIES!! I love KH so much How you know you live in the 21st century: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. 6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight, don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse my name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child Abuse: Make it Stop! Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide. MUSIC MOVIE: Opening Credits: Birth: First day at school: Falling in Love: Fight Song: Breaking Up: Prom: Life: Mental Breakdown: Driving: Flashback: Wedding: Birth Of Child: INTERMISSION Final Battle: Death Scene: Funeral: End Credits: Trust me, This REALLY WORKS!! PASS IT ON!! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now 25 Things I Learnt From My Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. (Has anyone one told them its Diffusion?) 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. You Know You're a Yaoi Fangirl When... 1)...You see a normal pairing and go"EWWWW! A guy and a girl!? That's disgusting! (check) 2)...You think there should be more people in the world who 'Will YAOI for Fangirls'. (check) 3)...You have a yaoi shrine. (So do xD) 4)...You have plastered pictures of all of your fav yaoi pairings all over your walls. (I have them on my school books and folders? OH I DO I DO!! thankfully my rooms too messy for anyone to get in there xD) 5)...You see two guys kiss and you squeal. (I would, i shall and i have =D) 6)...You read yaoi exclusively. (check) 7)...You know all of the yaoi pairings in more than one show. (YES YES YEEEEES) 8)...You own a yaoi manga and/or dojinshi. (check, hehe you've gotta have some yaoi around ) 9)...Your avatar says 'I heart Yaoi', 'I support Yaoi', ect. (Of course) 10)...You say religion can go to hell on a silver platter if it bans Yaoi. (hell yeah!) Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER: You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off. You would rather write than go out. Your/you're and their/there/they're errors send you into an apoplectic fit. You get cranky if you don't get to write. You've ever said, "The voices are getting louder; I must go write." When talking with others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats. You've heard/seen something and thought, I need to write that down. You've ever written a scene, outline, synopsis, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin . . . and it wasn't a paper napkin. You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for the pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. Getting the scene finished is more important than food, coffee, or the bathroom. You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters' situation as a prayer request in Sunday school. A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes. The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it into your story. You purposely eavesdrop when out in public. At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero's or heroine's) so you can conduct research. You have a favorite line from every movie you've seen. You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters. You argue with said character. You have a folder on your computer labeled "Ideas." Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense fifteen years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you were going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually. 1)you think of your friends as characters 2)you write them into your story 3) you get revenge on people by basing a mean character off of them in your story. 4) you have conversations with your characters -- the fictional ones, not your friends in the real world -- and, most usually, they hate you for making their life miserable (or WAY too exciting for their liking) 5) you have some books you read for enjoyment, some you read for school, and others you read just to get ideas on how to make your stories flow better 6) everyday, you daydream about how to plug today into your story. 7) the end of your pinky is usually stained with ink (if you're left-handed) or pencil lead. 8) you have way to many saved Word docs in your computer. 9) your drawer is overflowing with copy-paper of your printed stories/filled notebooks. 10) you mentally correct anything you read subconsciously with better words and phrasing. 11) even in the most dire of situations, you're thinking about how it would be best written 12) you hear a song on the radio and you automatically think 'Hey that's a good plot idea...' 13) you constantly play the same song over and over to get into a 'mood' for one of the chapters 14) you wake up in the middle of the night to search for a pen/laptop/notebook to write down a story idea because you're afraid that you'll forget it by morning 15) you cannot, cannot stop your characters' dialogue in your head and you start laughing out of nowhere because they said something utterly funny. And then everyone thinks you're a freak. (Didn't agree with number 16) 17) you cannot control yourself if someone uses the same adjective twice within two/three sentences (unless if it's for emphasis) 18) you end sentences with 'for lack of a better word.' and people look at you weird and say that they don't know what the original word meant in the first place 19) you refuse to throw away old notebooks because of little phrases or things you wrote on the margin of the page concerning a story you were plotting at the time 20) there are so many things in your head when you're in the middle of writing that you can't type them out fast enough 21) you type full words with proper grammar faster than your friends replying in chatspeak 22) you make up alternative endings for books you've read, movies you've watched, and about every other story out there 23) you make up alternative "endings" for situations in your real life 24) you think about what your characters would do in a situation you're in 25) you hear some guys cursing in the hallway you turn around quickly and tell them that they "have a charming vocabulary" before stalking off to wherever it is your going. 26) you are known as "the girl who read books during recess" by those you knew in second grade. 27) you've never had a boyfriend in real life, but in the world of fiction you are very taken. 28) you have never played a videogame. People act as if you're from Mars because of this. And if you do play videogames... you write stories about them... 29) anytime anyone speaks, you add a mental description. ("she said while stroking her head thoughtfully") 30) you find your self speaking in your writing style. ("Yes, Mrs. Smith, I did complete the assignment, however, I found numbers 7 and 12 quite difficult, to say the least.") you edit others conversations in your head while listening to them You know you're a writer if you are wakened at 2:37 am, a character whispering (shouting perhaps?) in your ear, urging you, no, commanding you, to fire up your laptop, cup of tea in hand, and write the next chapter, in which she insists on taking you places you never intended to go! No matter how depressed you are, your mood lift when you enter a bookstore you able to embrace the goofy, eccentric people in your life because you have a genuine appreciation for the "characters" of the world You would rather be home alone, than at a friends party. You would rather spend time at the library or online than anywhere else. "Aha!" moments hit you in the middle of the night and wake you up out of dead sleep. You know you're a writer when... at parties you check out the bookshelves the way other people snoop through medicine cabinets. You know you're a writer when... you tell the manger of your local hardware store that aisle four should say "Boys' Toys" not "Boy's Toys". You know you're a writer when... you can't kill yourself because the suicide note isn't right. Should it be I hate my life, or I loathe my life? You know you're a writer when... writing is the only thing you do that doesn't make you feel like you should be doing something else. You know you're a writer when... on your tombstone you would like these words: "Whatever she accomplished or failed to accomplish, it cannot be said the occupant suffered in silence." You know you are a writer when you are more conversational with the characters in your head than your neighbours. You know you are a writer when you are woken up at 3am hit by inspiration for a new story and forget it all by the time you turn your computer on. (I loved that part in Lucky Star when she kept getting the idea and goes to write it down and forgets it. This has happened to me to many times. But whats even worse is when I do get it written down and my mom ends up throwing away the scrap of paper!) You know your a KH addict when: Your obsessed with many Kingdom Hearts characters. (HEART THEM) You've played up to 8 hr. of Kingdom Hearts. (Yep) You dream about Kingdom Hearts. (Hehe now even my buddies are used to it xD) You've played 11 hrs. of Kingdom Hearts. (been there done that) You've stayed up at night playing Kingdom Hearts. (Oh yeah) You look for Kingdom Hearts videos on Youtube. (pishash nooooo -looks guilty-) You name your pet a Kingdom Hearts character. (I tried, but got told it was lame sniffles) When someone says a character you like you jump up and say "Where??" (hehe) You call your friends names from Kingdom Hearts. (I dont but i should...I call Sirara Kitsune-chan) Quiz time!! RULES: 1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle. 1. What would you say about your boyfriend? Set Me Free by DJ Melodie 2.What is the first thing you say in the morning? Good Enough by Evanessence 3. Your teacher is... TMNT theme song... WOW 4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? Words to Me by Sugar Ray 5. How would you describe your next door neighbours? Kwaito Zola Mdlwembe...No i am not racist, its a cool song 6. What would your Best Friend say about you? I will be around by Nick Whitaker 7. How do you feel right now? Friend by IDOLING!! 8.What's on your bedside table right now? Simple and Clean by Utada Hikaru. I'm not even gonna go there x3 9.What did you do when you woke up this morning? Rock this Party by Bob Sinclaire 10. When you open your wardrobe you see... In Another Life by Madia Lake 11. What did you say after you last attended a concert? My Milkshake by Calvery Kids 12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called? Cant Help Falling In Love by A Teens X3333 awwwww 13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? Moonlight by Falling Up 14. Your life's theme song? Every Time We Touch (Slow Mix) by Cascada...Wow O_O kinky... 15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? A Place in This World by Taylor Swift 16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be? For You I Will by Teddy Gieger...snuffle awwww 17. Your motto is.. I love you by Sarina Paris 18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy... Skyway Avenue by We the Kings!! 19. What did you dream about tonight? Total Eclipis of the Heart by Bonnie Tylor 20. Any last words? I need you tonight by the good old Backstreet Boys xDD Ok so I did this little quiz thing to see what 'Group' I was and these are my results. Y=Yes. PREP GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. Y PUNK You can skateboard x3 not for lack of trying GEEK You love the computer. Y Athletic HARDCORE//scene You like loud music Y I am proud to say I am and HARDCORE//scene? akay... Random but fun quiz: 1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Lisbon...thats in spain xD 2. Fine a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Him? Eh well thats vague... 3. What can you hear right now? I Tunes (Insatiable by Darren Hayes) 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. (me) Hey nana! (Nana) Hey love. (Dad) Hello Nana. (Nana) Hello, now what is the point of me getting your washing machine fixed if you go break it again?! (Dad) Oh i know, i'm so upset about it! (Me) giggles, i think i'll leave you two alone to discuss this x33 Daddy broke the washing machine!! 5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Coronation Street...Dont blame me... 6. Type your name with your elbow. n mkkoi nccx. well that was menat to be Minx 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes.What's the first thing you see? The red curtian 8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Warriors? The DEAD ONE!! 9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? Uhum i typed more of Forbidden Love...and watched some Junjou x33 10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Smuhrkeru List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1.Sora 2. Mickey 3. Cloud 4. Namiane 5. Axel 6. Goofy 7. Chip 8. Leon 9. Vincent...I just love him too much 10. Tidus 11. Riku 12. Peter Pan 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Goofy/Riku Uh no i cant say i have xD 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Namiane? well uhum i've never looked at her that way before. She's preety x333 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Peter Pan got Riku pregnant well then we would all know what went on at the second start to the right seeing as they flew staright on till morning O_O 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah one but he wasnt a main character -_- 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Mickey and Goofy, i guess so. you've got the whole obediant knight thing going on i spose O_O 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Axel/Vincent or Axel/Tidus... Axel/Vincent just cause that would hawt fire smexx x333 (Kinky fan-girl) 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Chip walked in on Mickey and Peter Pan well seeing as his size he proubably wouldnt catch much or his little heart would give out... 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Wow uh Tidus went looking for his friend Sora one saturday but what he got instead was a disgruntled older brother who did not like to be awoken, besides Cloud was always looking for ways entertain himself when Sora was out? I dont know the two havent even met before!! 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Yesh SORA/LEON IS SO KAWAII!! X3 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. The day Chip learned to fly a Chip/Peter Pan fic x333 11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? Leon wow... If you were gay...Naw just kidding with cha xD!! 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the plot be? Sora and Goofy decide to return to Neverland to visit Peter Pan, but Donal decides to remain behind. When they are there relationships are struck and feelings are hurt, but in the end and with a bit of pixi dust everyone gets their happy ever after...I would just be amused to see a pairing with Sora/Goofy/Peter Pan 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Gah the sad fic i read over the weekend (Bawls) WHY AXEL WHY DID YOU GO!! 14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).” Sora and Chip are in a happy relationship when Chip runs off with Namiane. Sora, heartbroken, has a one-night stand with Riku and a Brief unhappy affair with Peter Pan, and then, following the advice of Axel, finds true love with Cloud. (OMIGOD YESSSSSS ALWAYS END UP WITH CLOUDLY!! x3333) Describe how your life is like right now in three words and why. Completely, Utterly...Stressful. Does that really need explaining? Have you ever almost died? Not that i can remember no... What is your theme song and why. Every Time We Touch (Slow Mix) Cause the music thingy before hand told me so.. =P OFFICIAL CHANGE: Electric Six 'Gay Bar' XD Had to be there! What are your friends like? We’re MISS. We stick together through anything…and give each other hell whilst doing it. What is a quote you love to use that you made up yourself? Yesh that is indeed very homosketual... What are your top three favorite book titles of all time? Argh too many to define What is the picture on your calendar right now? Its doggys in a basket x3 What book are you reading right now? Yaoi Manga...the only book i read. Are you superstitious? Not at all im Minx xD Quotes: "Shut up fool!" spoken by Mr. T in memory of Minx's brother. "I pitty the FOOL!" Mr T...again. "Would you like to pluck my twnger?" from the childrens progam Rainbow. "AWW MAN!" American dragon Jake Long. "Sweet niblets" Hannah Montanna. "Sarcasim isnt the lowest form of wit, it isnt even a wit!" Halt the ranger from "The Rangers Apprentence." "if you promise to bring the fun then ill show you how to put the k on." "Kfun?" "Na FUNK!" Sunny from class of 3000. "Get your game on!" Jayden from yu-gi-oh GX. "I am the hunter of peace chasing the elusive mayfly of love" Vash the stampede from Trigun "I fight for... LOVE AND PEACE!!" once again Vash from Trigun "What happened to thou shalt not kill? what kind of preist are you!" Yay Vash again sniif sniif in honnor of Nicholas D Wolfwood the best preist in the WORLD. "It's Super Special Awesome" Yu Gi Oh the abridged series. "If the sea was vodka and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up. But the sea isn't vodka and I'm not a duck, so give me my vodka and shut the fuck up." "If God didn't want guys making out, he wouldn't have put pleasure spots up their asses." "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." "Strangers stab you in the front. Family stabs you in the back. Lovers stab you in the heart. Friends poke each other with straws." "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." She thinks that Kairi, Xigbar, Roxas, Xemnas and sticking them on a small island and nuking them Shes also debating on whether to take a castrator to History, Sports ED, Economics classes and using it on the teachers shudders at the thought of them Hmmmmmmm thats srtange I never knew i could think at all... YAY I CAN FINALLY THINK!! Tribute to Riku! ok first RIKU! Fan girl squeal! I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you! I picture myself as you future Mrs. Riku! sigh some of my stories may end up with you either hurt or dead but I STILL LOVE YOU! The usual: Age: 96333333333...i am so old xD Height: six foot two...tehe just kidding one metre 70 Gender: Undecided =)...gosh im a girl people gimme that keyboard Ivy... Fav colour: BLUE!...and Pink and RAINBOW COLOURS!!..i think that is the only way to define it Fav food: STEAK!! Sorry to all the vegans out there but i sure do looooooove ma mummys steak!! Most hated nemises: ROXAS! DIE! pulls out the casrator In love with: RIKU! and Joe! plus Ben Barns, Teddy Gieger and Kuzo dont forget Wolfwood ...can you really define it to 6...there are like sooooooo waaaaaaaay moooooore!! For those that don't know we occasionaly put each other into our stories and The Casrator is Minx's trusty weapon. Its awesome!! go the castrator!! its awesome!! Minx's definition on life ~ Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...mwahahahahahahahahahah...splutter splutter cough cough hack hack (Dies)...silence Right soooooooo Minx being me! oh who would have figured, has two muses!! tada EgyptXertia and EgyptAitrex... Unfortanuatly Atriex is my happy muse and seeing as i'm usually 100 happy she uses up all her time keeping me in happy spirits...sooo that leaves Xertia to help me write my stories, her hobbies include nuking small bunnies and other unspeakable acts...so usually none of my stories are quite happy, JUST A WARNING O_o anyways if ya read them and then think man she needs help, well ya know who to blame.. Thanx guys! To all out there who do get round to reviewing my stories...I LOVE YOU ALL xD!! your reviews make me smile and want to write more...to all that fave and not leave a review...you make me mutter angry things to Ivy and Secret who have to put up with it xD so for their sakes leave a review..you will be loved more for it!! Minx's Stories and Progress (Ouch..hate that word) Where to begin... By the way all my stories are yaoi..WOOT!! Published Stories. 20 Questions : What does Sora do when he's bored? he plays with his 20 Questions ball...what does Axel do when he'd bored?... well Sora of course! One-Shot Lemon, SoraxAxel complete smutt and hilarious fun xD Status: Complete and no sequel so far. Rating: M for Lemon Catogory: Kingdom Hearts Breakfast Fun : All Cloud wanted was a quiet breakfast before he went to work, but thanks to Sora's skates Leon had a better idea...And all Sora wants is a cup of coffee, but once again Leon has other ideas. Yaoi Lemon Threesome CloudxLeonxSora Status: One-Shot complete and a sequel in the future Rating: M for threesome Lemon Catogory: Kingdom Hearts. Commitment : What happenes when you take one moping Cloud and a sexy stranger and put them together in a pumping night club? find out... One-Shot Lemon, CloudxLeon where Cloud tops .o. Status: Complete and yes a sequel. Rating: M for Lemon Catogory: Kingdom Hearts Freedom : Sequel to Commitment, Cloud's returned to get married but so many doubts are running through his head...what should he do? and where does his love truely lay? CloudxTifa CloudxLeon, will love triamph or will Cloud just carry on hiding? Two part One-Shot for length Status: Two part complete with bonus Lemon chapter on the way. Rating: T for the moment, but might change soon with Bonus Chapter. Catogory: Kingdom Hearts DiZ's Spaz : This is just an idea i got while beating up my computer.. DiZ is pissed off, things explode, Mickey hyperventalates and love is struck WARNING! this contains MAJOR weirdness in couples but is still yaoi so read it sometime kk DizxMickey. Apparently this was my first completion of FLUFF so yay!! Status: One-Shot complete, not smutt... possible Sequel. Rating: T for minor door violence and M/M Haha Catogory: Kingdom Hearts Missunderstood : Sora misshears Riku talking and acts foolishly but will he be making the worst mistake of his life? Yaoi, manpreg, and suicide attempts... SoraxRiku and side RikuxKairi and mentioned CloudxLeon and AxelxRoxas. Status: Both versions Complete. Rating: M for suicidal attempts and death. Catogory: Kingdom Hearts Sora's Office Prank : Sora is having another dreary day at work but he never suspects that his workmates may have something special in mind for him once he gets home... Yaoi Lemon SoraxRiku also side TidusxWakka as well as SoraxKairi. Status: One-Shot Complete and possible Sequel. Rating: M for Lemon. Catogory: Kingdom Hearts Surprise : Well guys this is a story that i created for a comunity that -IvyBlonde- and -sariafarie- want to set up its a one shot were Soras a vampire and wants to tell Riku well just that but what he wasnt ready for was the suprise Riku had for him... SoraxRiku Status: One-Shot complete and Sequel In-Progress. Rating: M for Lime Catogory: Kingdom Hearts More Surprises : One year has passed any eveyting is fine no more secrets between Sora and Riku...or so they think, but now that two strangers have turned up at their flat and turned their whole words upside down, will they ever get the lives they treasured most back or are they all doomed to die at the hands of a proficey?... Sequel to Surprise SoraxRiku Rikux? Rikux?? SepirothxCloud and others. Status: In-Progress and kinda on Hiatus Rating: T for the moment but will change later on...Ohhhh! Catogory: Kingdom Hearts Forbidden Love : What happenes when everyone you love is taken away from you and you end up in an orphanage?...Sora Tsukada never asked for any of this, he just wanted to be loved by his older brother... SoraxLeon yaoi incest in later chapters with a side SoraxRiku and HaynerxSifer AxelxRoxas and Leonx? and others. Status: In-Progress and waiting to be uploaded. Rating: T for the moment but will change later on. Catogory: Kingdom Hearts Everybodies Fool : When you're in love regection can be the hardest thing to deal with, so when Riku is regected who can he turn to and why wont he just quit when he's behind. RikuxAxel eventually and onesided RikuxSora and SoraxKairi. Status: In-Progress and again kinda on Hiatus Rating: T but will definatly change xD! Catogory: Kingdom Hearts Perfect Ending : Set after KH2 Sora's returned home and eveyting sucks he hates school, but everything is normal until Riku starts acting funny... strange mood swings angry episodes...has it got somthing to do with the strange voice Sora heard?... SoraxRiku kinda and TidusxWakka and SepirothxNamiane and a mystery pairing xD!! Status: Dropped until further notice, i hate it and i take it everyone else does too so meh no more! Rating: T but was planning to be raised in the next chapter. Catogory: Kingdom Hearts Sanji's Forbidden Fruit : When Sanji eats a strange fruit one day and starts to get feeling for a cetian green haired Swordman you know things are going to get intersting... inspired by hagnes In Heat xD woot a awesome story!! SanjixZoro where Sanji tops .0.!! Status: One-Shot complete and possible sequel on the way woot! Rating: M for Lemon. Catogory: One Piece The Whole World Revolves Around Jak : What would you do if suddenly every guy in the city wants you but not even one woman will let you win her heart? JakxPretty much evey guy in the Jak series xD!! DaxterxPretty much every woman... Status: One-shot Complete. Rating: T nice and pg xD! Catogory: Jak and Daxter. Torn Meets The Family : Jak finally has a solid relationship but what happens when his father decides to visit? JakxTorn Status: One-shot complete and next in series on the way. Pre sequel done by Ivy-Blonde. Rating: T woot ma first stories are so innocent xD!! Catogory: Jak and Daxter. Edward Gets Laid : Edward wants to get laid, but Bella's a but occupied and nothings going right...The only one willing to teach him is big bro Emmett, Lemon read and review. Mostly crack humor and stuff, not really accurate, all facts are aquired from Secret or stuff i heard or saw watching that extreamly long loooong movie x,X Argh still cannot believe i wrote this!! Status: One-shot complete and NO MORE!! Rating: M definatly M, just take a look at the name xD!! Catagory: Twilight... ack X.X Up and coming Stories and Ideas! The Old Tree: SoraxRiku and a one night SoraxLeonxCloud... this origially started out as a one-shot but 50,000 words or so later it sort of reached an end. Dont know if i'll get round to posting it. its got a rather far fetched plot xD Any way how to explain it?...naw you'll just have to wait and see xD Sora Seme (yet to have an official name :D): Some one (I forget who) told me that Sora never got to be seme enough...so i decided to give it a try xD Siara officially hates me for it though. But yeah, in this one Sora=Seme :D Breakfast fun sequel: Yep i started and all i can say is that it involves algebra and a foursome xD SHE LIVES!! Hey there (Waves) So well i know i havent updated in a looong time but...life is slowly sucking me dry of any free time to write, lame isnt it xD I am trying to work on some stories so bare with me and i promise i will update soon. I have a ton of unfinished stuff that i'm trying to work on =D Gotts hate writers block haha!! 07/11/2010 Wow (glances around) havent been on here in a while. Thanks to all who are still reading my stories and leaving wonderful reviews. however I'm not sure if any will be updated... life took over and I havent been on ff in what a year??? le gasp i know its shocking. I still write occasionally but its mostly for my pleasure :D Exams are currently looming and I should be studying xD but who knows once they are all over I might get back into the spirit and update something. although I cant be certian about that xD | |||||||
1. Forbidden Love » reviewsWhat happenes when everyone you love is taken away from you and you end up in an orphanage?...Sora Tsukada never asked for any of this, he just wanted to be loved by his older brother...SoraxLeon Yaoi Incest later Dont like dont read and side SoraxRiku.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,188 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 12-16-09 - Published: 10-13-08 - Sora & Leon/Squall L.2. Edward Get's Laid reviewsEdward wants to get laid, but Bella's a bit occupied and nothings going right...The only one willing to teach him is big bro Emmett, Read and review. Humor and Lemons inside, Click...if you dare! haha A dare Fic from my buddie xXHiddenSecretXxTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-28-09 - Edward & Emmett - Complete3. My Beloved reviewsLoose CloudxLeon. A tale of a virus that tore apart love and a family, ultimately ending in a one way ticket to paradise. Rated for blood and death. a Sad tale dug up from archives so dont be mean when reviewing please!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-09 - Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L. - Complete4. Breakfast Fun reviewsAll Cloud wanted was a quiet breakfast before he went to work, but thanks to Sora's skates Leon had a better idea...And all Sora wants is a cup of coffee, but once again Leon has other ideas. Yaoi Lemon Threesome CloudxLeonxSora read and review if you darKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-30-09 - Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L. - Complete5. Freedom » reviewsSequel to Commitment, Cloud's returned to get married but so many doubts are running through his head...what should he do? and where does his love truely lay? CloudxTifa CloudxLeon, will love triamph or will Cloud just carry on hiding? Two shot for lengthKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,476 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-15-08 - Published: 12-9-08 - Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.6. Everybodies Fool » reviewsWhen you're in love regection can be the hardest thing to deal with, so when Riku is regected who can he turn to and why wont he just quit when he's behind. eventual RikuxAxel READ AND REVIEW GUYS!... rated for saftey and possible later chapters...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,760 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 7-28-08 - Riku & Axel7. 20 Questions reviewsWhat does Sora do when he's bored? he plays with his 20 Questions ball...what does Axel do when he'd bored?... well Sora of course! Yaoi lemon. No likey no read and for those that do, Please Review!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-8-08 - Sora & Axel - Complete8. Perfect Ending » reviewsSet after KH2 Sora's returned home and eveyting sucks he hates school, but everything is normal until Riku starts acting funny... strange mood swings angry episodes...has it got somthing to do with the strange voice Sora heard.. SoraxRiku well maybe lateKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,878 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 4-24-08 - Sora & Riku9. More Surprises » reviewsXD this is a sequel to suprise... i wrote that long ago but got an idea for a sequel yesterday... so here it is RikuxSora... eh read my other one first... PLEASE REVEW! XD One year has passed any eveyting is fine no more secrets...or so they think... XDKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-4-08 - Published: 7-27-08 - Riku & Sora10. Commitment reviewsWhat happenes when you take one moping Cloud and a sexy stranger and put them together in a pumping night club? find out... Yaoi, lemon... please read and review flames are accepted xD!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-14-08 - Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L. - Complete11. Sora's office prank reviewsSora is having another dreary day at work but he never suspects that his workmates may have something special in mind for him once he gets home... YAOI LEMON, dont like then dont read! for those that do PLEASE REVIEW! XD slightly random...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,115 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-26-08 - Sora & Riku - Complete12. DiZ's Spaz reviewsXD this is just an idea i got while beating up my computer.. DiZ is pissed off, things explode, Mickey hyperventalates and love is struck... Please Read and Review... XD i finally managed fluff even if it is with the most randomest characters...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-22-08 - Ansem/Xehanort's Heartless & King Mickey - Complete13. Misunderstood » reviewsWrote this when i was sick XD. Sora miss hears Riku talking and acts foolishly but will he be making the worst mistake of his life? Yaoi, manpreg, and suicide attempts... no likey no ready. PLEASE REVIEW! BEWARE OF THE FLUFF! or perhaps the tomented fluffKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 7-11-08 - Sora & Riku - Complete14. Sanji's Forbidden Fruit reviewsWhen Sanji eats a strange fruit one day and starts to get feeling for a cetian green haired Swordman you know things are going to get intersting...YAOI LEMON. inspired by hagnes In Heat,an insperation to every one SanjixZoro First time lemon be nice pleasOne Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-14-08 - Sanji & Zoro - Complete15. Surprise reviewsWell guys this is a story that i created for a comunity that -IvyBlonde- and -sariafarie- want to set up its a one shot were Soras a vampire and wants to tell Riku well just that but what he wasnt ready for was the suprise Riku had for him... YAOI, LIMEKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-17-08 - Sora & Riku - Complete16. Torn meets the family reviewsJak finally has a solid relationship but what happens when his father decides to visit?Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-08 - Jak M. & Torn - Complete17. The Whole World Revolves Around Jak reviewsWhat would you do if suddenly every guy in the city wants you but not even one woman will let you win her heart?Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-9-08 - Jak M. - Complete
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