Okay, guys. I love reading, fantasy art, and imagining things - seriously, I'm half crazy. Many of my friends say so.
Anyway, I have two main best friends for life: Shelby and Jinju.
I love writing stories and twisting books around to make them more interesting. I make up different scenerios for Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse all the time -- believe me, I freak my family out sometimes. I'll write some of that.
I love gymnastics, Spanish, and my family. I'm in Level 5 (in gymnastics) and working to get tested so I can move up a level. My coach's name is Michael, and he's been my coach since I was 3.
The MAIN books I read (emphasis on main) are: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and many other fantasy books. I love the faerie, vampire, love story type things.
I love darkness, blood, and many other creepy, discusting things that NORMAL people would never even pay attention to. (Sorry if you like that stuff, since I implied that you are not normal. Don't worry, you're not as insane as I am, I assure you.)
I also like black things, creepy stuff, and vampires, even though I'm not gothic. (Quite possibly I would like to be...) I never watch scary movies -- they give me nightmares. I love Harry Potter, The Uglies trilogy, Eragon, and TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, AND ECLIPSE. (As you can tell, they're my favorite books of all time.) I go a little insane sometimes, and I think that my parents might consider putting me in a phsycho ward sometime soon.
From here on out, I will post random stuff that I like, and you may skip over it if you so wish (which most of you probably will...)
Ready? Okay, here we go:
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ROBERT PATTINSON is going to play EDWARD!! Robert Pattinson, Robert Pattinson
KRISTEN STEWARD is going to play BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!! Kristen Stewart, Kristen Stewart, her home page
Ashley Greene is going to play ALICE!!!
Jackson Rathbone is going to play JASPER!!! Jackson Rathbone
Elizabeth Reaser is going to play ESME!!! Elizabeth Reaser
Peter Facinelli is going to play CARLISLE!!! Peter Facinelli
Kellan Lutz is going to play EMMETT!!! Kellan Lutz, Kellan Lutz
Nikki Reed is going to play ROSALIE!!! Nikki Reed
Rachelle Lefevre is going to play VICTORIA!!! Rachelle Lefevre, Rachelle Lefevre
Cam Cigandet is going to play JAMES!!!
Billy Burke is going to play LAURENT!!!
Michael Welch is going to play MIKE!!! Michael Welch, Michael Welch
Justin Chon is going to play ERIC!!! Justin Chon (Not what you expected, was it?)
Anna Kendrick is going to play JESSICA!!! Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, The Scoop (Just more fluff-stuff if you want it.)
Some other photos: The 'Cullens' (Make sure you click "next." There are 3 photos.)
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Some of my comments about the Volturi:
Aro: Takes some serious Happy Pills... I have got to get me some of those...
Marcus: Awesome power but... since when do vampires go mute? Hello!
Caius: Has obviously got something up his ass
Heidi: total slut
Demitri: Sexy, no brains
You know you live in 2008 when...
1) You accidentally enter your password into the microwave
2) You haven't played cards with actual cards in years
3) The real reason you don't stay in contact with your friends is b/c they don't have a myspace or bebo
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just push the button on the TV
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
7) You read this list and keep nodding and smiling
8) As you read this list, you are thinking about sending it to your friends
9) You were too busy to notice number 5
10) You actually scrolled up to check if there was a number 5
11) And now you're laughing at your own stupidity
12) Copy and paste this to your profile if you fell for it... And you know you did
Score a couple for the girls:
1) A couple is lying in bed and the man says, "I'm about to make you the happiest woman alive." The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
2) What does it mean if a man is in your bed, gasping for breath, and screaming your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
3) What do you call a good-looking, sensitive, intelligent man? A rumor.
Some awesome sayings:
"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?" ~ Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"We watched zombies eat people. It was great." ~ Bella Swan, New Moon
"When life gives you lemons, you use them to squirt them in the eyes of your enemies!" ~ Happy Bunny
"There's no "I" in "team" but there is a "me!" ~ Happy Bunny
"The world doesn't revolve around me... It's the whole freaking universe." ~ Happy Bunny
"Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." ~ Jack Sparrow talking to Barbossa
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn that was fun!"
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will walk up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will help you when you fall, but a best friend will say, "Walk much dumbass?"
A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the rain, but a best friend will take yours and say, "Run fast!"
A good friend will sit with you at the edge of the pool at "that time of the month," but a best friend gives you a tampon and pushes you in.
A good friend will always say, "Well, you deserve better," but a best friend will be calling you saying, "You will die in seven days!"
When it rains on my party... I break out the slip 'n' slide!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out alive!
Flying is easy! Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
I used to be normal... until I met these freaks I call friends.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Dancing by yourself is not crazy! It's fun!
She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.
A good friend will take away the mug when they thinkyou've had enough, but a best friend will say, "Drink the rest of that! We don't wanna waste that kinda shit."
Best friends forever: When you cry, I cry. When you hurt, I hurt. When you fight, I fight. When you jump off a bridge, I paddle over to save your retarted ass.
"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised people will be when you kill them." ~ William Clayton
"Everything in here is edible. Even I am edible. But that, dear children, is cannibilism, and is frowned upon in most societies." ~ Willy Wonka
Our parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk... and the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Some things to think about:
1 in 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends. If they look fine, it's you.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Now, if you argue with yourself and lose, then we know something's wrong.
If the sky's the limit, what is space?
Are children who acted in 'R' rated movies allowed to see them?
If you blow in a dog's face, he'll get mad at you. Yet the first thing he does when he gets in the car is stick his head out the window.
If 2 wrongs don't make a right, try 3!
Whoever said nothing's impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back.
There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count, and those that can't.
If quitters never win and winners never quit, where the hell did 'quit while you're ahead' come from?
Who's cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
How is it possible to have a 'civil' war?
Save a tree, eat a beaver.
When did I realize I was god? Well, I was praying and suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Percussive Maintenance: the art of whacking the crap out something to get it working again.
If a fork was made of gold, would it still be called 'silverware'?
Can a candle be made out of earwax?
When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English?"
If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it?
Can a fire truck park in a fire lane?
Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe through your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for vacation and your plane crashes, do you get your money back? (Granted you live)
Who was the first person to see a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly thingies and see what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "You see that chicken over there?... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Nobody really looks there.
Why don't the hairs on our arms get split ends?
If an atheist goes to court, do they make him swear on the bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped space but it is okay to use a handicapped toilet?
How come we say, "It's colder than hell outside," when isn't it always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that when something says "Do Not Eat," it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on letters taste like chocolate?
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
Why are cable commercials not on regular television? Don't they want people without cable to buy it?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in 'Mother in Law' that it comes out as 'Woman Hitler'?
This is Bunny! Yay bunny! Copy and paste Bunny to help him gain world domination! Join the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!!!
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Copy and Paste this to your profile if...
You have honestly considered naming your kids Edward, Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, or Bella. (I know I have...)
You are a proud stalker and/or obsessed fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen.
If your second favorite of the Cullen males is Jasper Whitlock Hale.
If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen (and his name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen) out there for you.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.
If you have ever tripped where there is a Watch Your Step sign.
If you have ever walked into a wall. (Sometimes, I think they move on me...)
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards.
If you think rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it's not even FUNNY anymore.
If you think that vampires are real and you want to join them.
You think your animal/pet is a vampire and plead with it to bite you. (I seriously think my dogs are vampires. But when I ask to be bitten, they just sniff me and/or start chasing their butts. It's extremely frustrating.)
If people think you are mentally insane.
If you've read Twilight over 4 times.
Acronyms: (If that's how you spell it...)
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
SEAMC is Stalker of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen (sigh...)
One other thing before I let you (finally) read my stories:
IF YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN, PLEASE LEAVE THE VICINITY. Enough said.
~Nikki~ : )
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