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since: 12-13-07, id: 1443776, Profile Updated: 10-27-09
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Author has written 9 stories for Oblivion, Death Note, Assassin's Creed, Star Wars, and Naruto.

10/27/09

It seems the only reason I update this thing is tell ya'll that I made a comeback. Except now I'm saying that my Janus Hassildor story (With doubt the vicious circle turns and burns) is going on a temporary, or perhaps permanant, hiatus. I'm sorry, but to me the story is mad fucking boring and is going no where. On a lighter note, I'm pretty sure I'm getting back into my Naruto fan-girl state and I'm going to write a Sasori story. Yayness!

As always, love to all xoxo

WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT?!

Now that I have your attenton, I'd like to say that I've made another comeback (GTFO) with an update with my KOTOR story, and hopefully much more to come.

Love to all, xoxo

GTFO, I'M BACK?!

It's true! I have returned from the grave! I just finished my first semester of college, so I actually have time to sit down and crank out an update or two.

I want to wish everyone a happy and healthy holiday, and I hope you all have lots and lots of fun and get everything you hoped for!

Love to all! xoxo

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!

AS OF 8/18 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN UPDATE FOR A GOOD LONG TIME. MY LAPTOP HAS CRASHED AND WE'RE USING MY BROTHER'S MAC, AND THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY OF THE MICROSOFT PROGRAMS I'M USED TO.

SORRY.

7/23/08

Howdily doodily!

Assassin's Creed is FINISHED! I admit, I was disappointed with the length, but I think I'll make a sequel later. or if someone wants to do that for me, whatever.

I wouldn't expect some updates any time soon. I have a job (it sucks) and I'm starting college next month, so I'll try my hardest, but don't expect much, k?

Love to all! xoxo

5/23/08

Hey all!

I corrected most of the mistakes with my Assassin's Creed story, so that's no longer on hiatus.

On another quick note, I don't mind if you point out my mistakes in stories, just think before you do it. If it sounds completely and udderly ridiculous and out of place, it's probably because there will be a plot twist later. Also, be nice about it. I don't like condescending assholes.

Ta!

5/7/08

Due to recent INCREDIBLE mistakes on my part, An Act of God and Nothing Else Will be Accpted will be put on a temporary hiatus until I can think of a way to correct said mistakes without going back and revising the whole damn story. Y'know, something like a plot twist or something...

5/4/08

Things have settled down a bit, and in case anyone cares, prom was a blast. I was gorgeous, yes.

On a quick note, I am NOT SINGLING ANYONE OUT BECAUSE I HAVE GOTTEN MULTIPLE MESSAGES FROM MULTIPLE PEOPLE. I am NOT religious, so please keep that "God bless you!" and "God bless America!" stuff away from me. I understand that you believe in God and freedom of speech, but I don't believe in, or even like God for that matter. Sorry if I'm offending anyone.

Love you all! xoxo

4/29/08

Hello guys! I just dropped by to say DO NOT expect mega updates any time soon. Graduation is closing in, I have a project that depends upon sai graduation due tomorrow, senior prom is this friday, so I really won't be having time to update much. I'm sorry, but education comes first!

PS to Death Note story readers: Thank you so much for voting! If you haven't voted yet, I'm closing the poll saturday.

GET YOUR ASS IN THERE AND VOTE IF YOU HAVEN'T!

Love you all! xoxo

4/22/08

(points to poll above profile)

I have a new poll up for those who read my Death Note story :)

4/13/08

OH DAD DAMN IT!

I'm SO SO SO SO SO SO SO sorry for the confusion with my new story. I got mixed up and uploaded something different instead of the actual story. I have to start re-writing it, so forgive me, I'm currently working on it as I type, so sit tight, things will get cleared up.

Again, I apologize profusely for me and my retarded-ass brain.

--UPDATE--

Okay, the problem with my new story has been FIXED.

3/25/08

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS. My stories, in total, have almost 12,000 hits! I don't know what to say, I really don't. You're all so awesome, and since I'm too lazy I'm not going to list everyone who made it this way. I love you all so much, I'm giving out free cookies!

places table and sign that says free cookies

Have at it!

More quick news on 3/12/08

I now have the computer back (sort of) so updates will be more frequent, but not as much as it used to. Remember that I have a life outside of here (HA! who am I kidding?!) and I need to do homework and such for school. I also am a sick little child and have appointments, and I have college prep to do. Sounds like a lot, but it's really not, so stories, again, will be updated more frequently, just not as much as they would be.

One more thing before I go, I love you all so much for putting my on your author alert/favorite and story alert/favorite. Now four out of six stories have over one thousand hits, with my Death Note story on its way to three thousand. Thank you all so much and have a wonderful week. Or horrible week, depending on how you do things :)

Just some quick news on 3/1/08

Guys, I'm sorry I haven't been updating like I usually do. I probably won't update for a while because we have two laptops, one of which is broken so we have to wait for it to be repaired, so my brother has pretty much monopolized the computer I usually update on. Don't expect any updates for a while, okay?

Just a quick note guys, THANK YOU SO MUCH for all the reviews, adding me to your author list, favorite story and/or story alert list! Thanks to you, three of my stories have over one thousand hits!! I want to thank all of you, especially Reikat, Azura Soul Reaver, Paintball Willie, XxHeartbreakRomancexX, PirateCaptainBo, LesniE8AderB, OMG-SQUEE and so many others for their awesome reviews and what not. Thank you all, and I hope to see you around.

The name's Kim bitches, but you can call me Kimmie, Kimmeh, Kimmiekaze, Jazz, or whatever you feel is good enough, so long as it isn't Kimberly.

In case you haven't noticed, I love writing. You can request for me to write a story if you want, so long as it isn't about Inuyasha or Yu-Gi-Oh! or anything of that nature.

“No I will not lower my voice! All those beggars should be set on fire than thrown off towers into hay stacks, except it won’t be a hay stack; it’ll be a pit of dull, spikes made out of SALT! Then their remain should be fed to some mentally retarded guy, after which we will set HIM on fire, then push him into a group of Templars… that are also on fire! ”

-Royal Tiramisu

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Kim

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kimizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blood red moose

4. YOUR MOVIE NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Nicole Champlin

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Barkieth

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green kool-aid

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Irieaje

Irieaje? Wtf?

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Yeah, I'm Irish. Got a problem?)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Actually, I am antisocial)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring
.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I've survived trauma so I MUST be a CRAZED DEPRESSED BITCH

Ta!

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1. You are what you are, and you make it hard » reviews
Adeline Diederich just came to the Wammy House from Germany. She only has three people she can fall back on-- Her brother, Emil, Mello and Matt. What happens when one of them disappears from her life forever? Two people can't hold her up forever.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 6-27-08 - Mello & Matt
2. Follow your bliss and destroy the beauty » reviews
What if there was no exile, and Revan returned to known space, unknown to the Republic or the Sith? How can she expect to stay on the 'light side of the force' when the galaxy around her is burning away into nothing?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,456 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 2-23-08
3. A secret silenced is a secret safe » reviews
Zerstoren is simply a scout, hired by the Republic to fight in the war. What she doesn't know is the secret the Jedi Council has kept from her. Will she continue to do what's right, or have her morals thrown into the air? A CanderousxCarthxRevan triangle.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,307 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 2-13-08
4. The Longest Journey »
Takara Hatake is the very ill daughter of Kakashi Hatake. She inherited a serious disease from her mother and Kakashi has locked her away as a precaution. When a stranger boasts that he has her cure, she has no choice but to go. SasorixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Published: 11-3-09 - Sasori & Deidara
5. It's now or never, he's coming home forever » reviews
Tsukiko has been best friends with Light Yagami since she was a kid. She's also been in love with him since she was kid, but when Ryuzaki appears, will it change things for her, or simply make the stress worse? A LightxL love triangle thingy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,182 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 1-12-08 - Light Y. & L
6. I could change my life to better suit your mood » reviews
Layla Gallenus has stepped into the realm of Shivering Isles, unknown of what lies before her. Will she wither and go insane like the others, or will she prevail and find a reward at the end for her grievances?
Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,711 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 12-21-07
7. I don't know what to do when he makes me sad » reviews
Emmie just wants to be accepted amongst her new brothers and sisters, but Vicente is proving to be a challenge because of her affection for him. How will he react to her confession? Does he share the same affection, or will he stay away from her?
Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,968 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 1-11-08
8. With doubt the vicious circle turns and burns » reviews
Belinda Meyer was natively born in Skingrad. She met the count when she was but a girl, before he 'fell ill' and disappeared from the public eye. He was charming and made an impression on her. When she desires to see him again, what will she think?
Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 4-13-08
9. An act of God and nothing else will be accepted » reviews
Jasmine just wants to protect what she has left. Her mother was taken away by the Templar many years ago, and she'll be damned before she lets it happen again. Altair is willing to help, but only to an extent. How will she survive in this turbulent world?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,335 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 1-21-08 - Complete
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