Well, this is me, changing my profile for the 100th time because I didn't like it. Anyway some quick things to know,

~I LOVE acting, dancing, signing, and really any preforming

~ I'm not really sure what i want my profession to be here are the things I'm considering: 1. Actor 2. Author 3. Director

~ I hate all racial slurr's, such as gyped

~ Some of my best friends that I know in real life are blawwmkw, ennagates, and lokibabe101

~ Yes! I'm a girl

~ I wear glasses/contacts depending on my mood

~ I'm an actor/singer

~ I write poetry for fun

~ For some reason I don't like the term actress and refer to boys and girl as actor's... don't ask

~ I have a dog and am definitly a dog person

~ My room is painted green

~My favorite subjects, besides drama, are English and History

~ My least favorite subjects are, first - science and second - math

~ I despise make-up

~As a sign of my independence I have not pieced my ears and never hope to

~ My favorite color is red

~ My least favorite color is pink

~ I have a pretty big family

~I love animals

~ I'm pretty clumsy

~ One word - Tall

~ I hate my hair and sometimes wish I cut shave it bald...

~ I hate cussing!!!

~ I have some super weird friends (see below)

Some Really Strange Things me and my Friends Have Done

~ Started tackling each other for possession of the radio, smeared lipstick on each other, locked the makeup away in a bathroom, tackled each other for possession of the bathroom, slipped ice down each others shirts, started playing monkey in the middle with the makeup case, and settled down to make fun of Indiana Jones while eating cookie dough ice cream, all that in one day

~ Decided to jump in my friends freezing pool with our clothes on

~ Shouted at some people to go to Canada

~ Befriended a Bee that flew in my friends hair and named in Henry

~ Tackled me for some unknown reason (several times actually)

~ Took a book, boiled half, and burned half

~ Spent all day burning stuff in my recycling bins because we couldn't find any wood (while it was raining)

~ Convinced me to go into a math competition, the main study was in the car on the way ther and ended up with a ribbon

My Stories

Crazy Insane Psycho Maniac Twilight Fan:(CIPMTF or cip for short) Light hearted fan fiction. First real humor one. In this one Sandra is a totally obsessed twilight fan (hence the name) and she does all this crazy stuff. Told through her friends eyes it is one of my favorite stories. Fourth Fan Fiction.

Blind Beauty: This came purely out of wondering what it would be like to be color blind. I began to write a poem about it but then I realized that blindness was really more poetic. So I wrote a poem about it. I admit the story itself was not the original factor for me writing the story. i knew as soon as I finished that I wanted to post the poem on fan fiction but it didn't really fall into any catogory. I toyed with the idea of putting it under Helen Keller's book, but i had never really read it so I thought it would be wrong. Instead I decided to flesh out the story and put it under fairy tales. So that's what I did. It's a version of beauty and the Beast where she is blind. More dark then CIPMTF. Third Fan fiction.

Me, The Fairy Godmother: This came out on pure whim, funny how that happens. Right now I'm so sick of it I'm thinking about discontinuing it. Basically its the story of the Fairy Godmother. Second Fan Fiction. ~DISCONTINUED~

My Dear Watson: Wrote this one for English good enough to get an A but not actually all that great. Decided to post it anyway. First Fan Fiction.

Favorite Quotes

~ There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

~ I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -Sir Winston Churchill

~ We're actors - we're the opposite of people.- Tom Stoppard

~You've got to be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for? - Bernadette Peters

~ The people who matter don't mind and the people who mind don't matter. - Unknown

~ One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. -Nancy Astor

~ We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it. –Roald Dahl

~Scratch an actor - and you'll find an actress. - Dorothy Parker

~ Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor - unassisted. - Wilson Mizner (Okay, I am an Actor (Actress) but this was Hilarious so I put it on.)

I, Zwidon, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
regardless of the number of reviews, it's age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you feel like it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. (I've also got a paper clip stuck in my hair in class and had to ask my friend to get it out)

If you or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.