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since: 12-13-07, id: 1444095, Profile Updated: 05-01-09
country: United States
Author has written 5 stories for House, M.D., Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Sweeney Todd.

Read A Lot: House MD, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sweeney Todd...

I...

Listen to Oomph!, Kaizer's Orchestra, Linkin Park, Evanescence, MCR, Marilyn Manson...etc.. (!!)
Read more than is probably healthy (eh...)
Play the piano (ha!)
Watch House and Fringe (do you?)
Wonder what my life will be like in 10 years (do you?)


My Pet Peeves- Or Face...ME!! Muahahaha!

~Flames- rude, unnecessary, hurtful, and they don't help the authors improve their story in any way.

~Slash, incest, lemon, chan, unless it's written well and not just for the romance. For example, St. Minority's Tell Me You're Here.

~People telling me what to do with my story. Suggestions are more than welcome though.

~Parodies that insult real people and aren't funny in the slightest.

~Excessive profanity and vulgar talk.

~Stories where words that contribute to the plot are almost word for word from the movies and books they're about. Boring!!

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1. Cultureshock reviews
A random girl suddenly ends up in the 1800's. What will happen if she meets Todd and Lovett? What would happen if she told them about the movie and its ending. Can she stop the two from ending in the gruesome fate? And how will she get back? No OCxTodd. R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-09
2. Volks Plague reviews
A short poem I wrote that came to me while reading! About Todd's misanthropic view on life, the world, and people. Minorly dark, R&R!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-08 - Sweeney T. - Complete
3. Repressed Memories » reviews
After Erin is taken into Mr. Wonka's factory he soon has an accident, leading to amnesia. Now she must help him through as he deals with his past. No romance, Pre-Charlie- 2005 Depp-Wonka. Abandoned forever. I'm sorry. If anyone wants it contact me.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 4-13-08 - Complete
4. Encounter of the Odd Kind reviews
A short oneshot about Jennifer's strange encounter at the park. Pre-Charlie.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-08 - Complete
5. Wings » reviews
House grows wings,it's shocking and obviously House couldn't be anymore excited. But how will he work without people finding out?Lots of Wilson. A 'What if' story.Strange 'short' fic for people's amusement.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-29-08 - Published: 12-17-07 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
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Community: Wonka-Centric!
Focus: Books » Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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