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Author has written 31 stories for Naruto, SpongeBob SquarePants, X-overs, Drake & Josh, Harry Potter, Anime X-overs, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Twilight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, House, M.D., and Suite Life series. I'm Rockcrab, that was a given. Please take my current pole and I'll think about giving everyone virtual cake, cookies and maybe even virtual chocolate. Sorry that I got rid of the PM thing (I brought it back for a little while now though XD). Paranoid, probably... something else possibly, but either way, I'm sorry... Oh, and I'd really appreciate it if you would take my pole. "Itachi! Do you have to glare at everyone like that?" I ask. "Yes." Itachi says. "Why? You're going to scare everyone away!" "You made me Deidara's partner." "So?" "You pay." "Ug. I've seen worse ones about you." "Yeah... like what?" "You and Sakura paired for one..." "That's not so bad... I dislike her, but It's not as bad being Deidara's partner." "I wasn't going to say it, but people pair you with... your brother." "Then they too will eventually pay." "STOP GLARING!" "No." I like Star Trek, Naruto, Death Note, FullMetal Alchemist, Hellsing, Trigun, The Dresden Files, Harry Potter, Les Miserables, and a few more... Friends call me, or used to call me, Orochimaru, now they call me Itachi, well now even Light and Roy Mustang (just because I'm called these people sometimes does NOT make me one of them shifty-eyes Especially not Light. I'd be way out of character so I can't be Light, don't be silly, I'm not Light). XD Why? Good question. I don't know, but if I did, you people would be the last ones to know. As Harry Dresden says in Storm Front on page nine: "Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to bite your face off." Who am I you ask? Name- Rockcrab, more information on this subject is irrelevant (IRRELEVANT I SAY!). Age- Ummm... I could say 100... or -10... either works. Looks- ummm... a girl... that eliminates... about half the population on Earth, leaving about half the population, not to mention if I'm not from Earth... I guess that would make Earth shows pretty popular if I wasn't from Earth, ne? Personality- Mysterious, as in a mystery. You will never know. So :P Funny Life Story- Ok, I was in a hotel one time, and you people might not know, Sasuke and Itachi seem to be around me, I'm not crazy, my imagination is just semi wild sometimes. I know that Sasuke and Itachi aren't there, but it is so wierd. Ok, so at the hotel, I was sitting in the lobby waiting to leave and I could have sworn I saw Hidan sitting in a circle of blood on the floor, sitting next to a little, probably 5 year old. I told him to leave the kid alone. So he walked away. He walked upstairs to where the pool was, and then five minutes later two little kids run down the stairs saying that some kid broke his leg by the pool, all I could think of was that my imagination had Hidan by the pool. What a coincidence! It was really wierd. Next will be some of my favorite quotes: "The closer we are from danger, the farther we are from harm." from the Lord of the Rings. ""Good bye Squidward! Good bye Mr.Krabs! Good bye Squidward." "Spongebob?" "Yeah Patrick?" "You said goodbye to Squidward twice." "I know, I like Squidward."" From Spongebob, and I don't know, but I think that that proves Spongebob is gay... from the episode 20,000 patties under the sea. "He's composed of solidified protons, you can pick them up at any local convenience store." From Jimmy Neutron. "'What are you looking at Kabuto, I mean... DIE!' 'A complete idiot.' 'Ha, Ha, Ha, good one- I mean... DIE!'" conversation with me and my friend, my friend was Kabuto and I was Orochimaru at the time. "Oh no, here come the tears, or as Justin calls them, his allergy's." From the Wizards of Waverly Place. "We need prisoners to interrogate. That seems to work better when hey are alive." From the Pirates of the Caribbean. ""Elizabeth? Are you alive?" "Yes..." "I think I'm not."" from the Pirates of the Caribbean. "Aldous Ghent eats a forkful of cake and begins to cry. "Birthday cake always depresses me," he says to no one in particular." from elsewhere (The book) by Gabrielle Zevin. ""An eye for an eye makes the world go blind." "Yup, and that is Itachi-sama's philosophy."" My friend potterandanimelover said the first part to me, and that is how I responded to it. ""Bakugan? They stole that I bet. The name is just like Byakugan and the show reminds me of Pokemon and Digimon..." "Yeah, how about... bakagan."" That was a conversation I had. I'm the first one talking, I just thought that was really funny with baka meaning idiot... no offense intended to anyone who watches and likes that show. "If the good lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller skates." Mr.Willy Wanka from Charlie in the chocolate factory. "This is the puppet hospital and burn center." from Charlie and the chocolate factory (knewer one) This one for some reason makes me think of Sasori... stupid puppet keeps on trying to get me to be a puppet. "Why are there so many Disney Princesses here and why are they touching me?" a guy working at the anime con said that... it sounded wierd. "That preformance made you look like a rabbit in the head lights." said by Simon Cowell (If I didn't say it exact or I spelled his name wrong, sorry...). "From Rockstars to Chihuahuas, only on American Idol." said by Simon Cowell (If I didn't say it exact or I spelled his name wrong, sorry...). "Creepy puppet-man stole my dad's girlfriend!" I said that in a dream once. Sasori stole my dad's girlfriend. It was wierd. "Creepy puppet man stole my dad's girlfreind, I had no Idea that it would ever happen..." To the tune of Canadian/American Idiot... it was odd. "I'll just find an Italian Mexican Burger and Cake emporium." From Full House. It just struck me as funny. I'll have to find one of those someday... ""Valery's joined the dark side." "Who, trekkies?" "No, cheerleaders."" From Sabrina the teenage witch. I found it funny, but hurtful... I'm a trekkier. Mix of Trekkie and Trekker. ""Hello?" "Huh?" "I was talking." "Sorry, I was reading swears..."" From my life, it was just a wierd moment. ""You killed my Guinnea pig!" "What? How?" "You sent me the video of Sweeney Todd singing the pretty song!" "So?" "Then it died!"" The video was hilarious, I loved it. My friend's Guinnea pig did die when I sent her that video though... "I played the woodblock backwards." someone said that in band once. It just sounded funny to me. "First it lowers you down, and then it lowers you back up..." it was just a misspeak I guess, I didn't say it though, my grandmother did. "That proformance reminded me of a chiwuaua trying to be a tiger..." Simon said that. Probably not exact, but something along those lines, and it sure sounded like that to me. "'What did you wish for when you were a kid?' 'For the war to end and my dad to come home.' 'Was your dad in Korea?' 'No, he was living down the street with a cocktail waitress... but her husband was in the war.'" From 'Yes Dear.' "'I haven't been this exilerated sense I saw Les Miserables!' FLASHBACK 'I'm sorry, but there will be a slight cast change. Jean Veljean will be played by Kirk Cameron.' 'Oh! How lucky are we! What are you doing tonight? Nothing, but watching Les Miserables Jean VelJean as KIRK CAMERON!'" From Family guy. 'The wierdest thing would be if Volidmort was in the gryffindore tower and killed hermione. He goes 'HAHAHA! I killed a state alchemist- no wait... a wizard! A witch! AND I'M NOT VOLDIMORT! I'M SCAR!!'' One of my brothers said this, it was just so random... This is a long quote: ""I guess," Will said. Then Horace chimed in with a question. "What about an axman?" he said. Gilan looked at him, non-plussed for a moment. "An axman?" he asked. "Yes," said Horace, warming to him theme. "What about if you're facing an enemy with a battleax? Do your knives work then?" Gilan hesitated. "I wouldn't advise anyone to face a battleax with just two knives," he said carefully. "So what should I do?" Will joined in. Gilan glared from one boy to the other. He had the feeling he was being set up. "Shoot him," he said shortly. Will shook his head, grinning. "Can't," he said. "My bowstring's broken." "Then run and hide," said Gilan, between gritted teeth. "But there's a cliff," Horace pointed out. "A sheer drop behind him and an angry axman coming at him." "What will I do?" prompted Will. Gilan took a deep breath and looked them both in the eye, one after the other. "Jump off the cliff. It'll be less messy that way." Isn't that AWESOME! Especially the last line. From The Ranger's Apprentice. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic. And I'm thinking of taking requests. Just send in your idea, if you want it dedicated to anyone, whatever. But I have sole right to change it how I please and I, again, have the right to decline a request. I do not intend to write anything rated higher than T... Ok. Well, if you read that you are incredably BORED! So now you should read my fan fics to relieve your boredom... Unless you hate me now, then leave, and NEVER come back! Haha... jk. w00t! Monkeys! 1000000monkeys... you should look it up. | |||||||
1. Goldfish reviewsHouse is walking to the cafeteria, and Wilson's office door is open, inside, he finds some Goldfish... really, how much Havoc can be caused by goldfish, one might ask? Well, you'll just have to read and find out...House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-27-09 - G. House - Complete2. Inner Revolution reviewsIvan has been second guessing his decisions lately, wondering if it was the right thing- no matter how fun it was to torture other countries. How does he deal with it? Simple- beat himself into submission. Who wins the battle, Ivan or his mind? ONESHOT.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-20-09 - Russia3. Anime Boston » reviewsAnime Boston has once again come to Boston, but the Sheraton is booked! Mr. Tipton takes advantage of the situation and offers the Tipton as a place for the cosplayers to stay! A World Meeting is booked in the Tipton, but is it Hetalia fans in reality?Crossover - Anime X-overs & Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 7-12-094. Alchemy Exam: The Play » reviewsYes, this years Alchemy Exam was pre-determind by the Fuhrer who just recently decided he liked Romeo and Juliet. Too bad plays are never put on in the Alchemy world, luckily Schezka has read it and the Fuhrer makes it her job to put on the play! ONWARD!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-22-095. In Soviet Russia Flame Snaps You! reviewsSPOILER ALERT FOR ENTIRE FMA SERIES! Alright, you've been warned. Roy Mustang was not seen beyond the gate, and either was Frank Archer. This is because, rather than Germans... they were Russians during WW2 under Stalin. Possible character death, maybe...Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-18-09 - Roy M. & F. Archer6. ALCHEMIST SHOWDOWN » reviewsTwo characters battle out to see who is coolest. Host is SWEENEY TODD, judges are PEIN, AANG, and KIBA With occasional guest judge... Contestants so far include Sasuke, L, Edward Elric, Neji, Light, and Roy Mustang. Vash and Zolf Kimbley have shown up...Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 6-10-087. The Wizard Alchemist » reviewsSirius Black falls through the archway into Alchemy world. Spoiler Alert for 5th Harry Potter book/movie and for FMA movie and FMA episodes from 45-ish to the end. Er, yeah, the titel name isn't really the story... almost nothing to do with it really.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 2-8-098. The Akatsuki sleep over: TOBI! » reviewsTobi organizes a suprise sleep over for Deidara's birthday.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 2-24-08 - Tobi9. Another Member of the Family reviewsEdward an Bella decide to go swimming on a cloudy day, there's more poeple there than expected. When Edward gets kicked in the face by a stranger... well who suffers more? Sorry, horrible at choosing Genres... not so good at summaries either... am I?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-1-08 - Edward & Bella10. Alchemist or Evil Sorcerer? reviewsThis story is about Fullmetal and Flame Alchemists being sent on an assignment together. It to stop someone from attempting human alchemy... and they're in Ishbal... They show up in the middle of the human transmutation... and end up on Medival Earth.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-08 - Roy M. & Edward E.11. Ishbal Massacre reviewsRoy has a dream about the Ishbal Massacre... but is what he discovers the truth, or just his feelings on what happened? OneshotFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-30-08 - Roy M. - Complete12. Deidara, Sasori, and the chocolate factory » reviewsSasori is hurt and needs to be saved, he meets Oompa-loompas, Deidara doesn't trust them. Better than the summary. Read and Review, for Tobi.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-14-08 - Published: 4-25-0813. Who wants to be a millionaire Naruto style » reviewsWho wants to be a millionaire... duh. Rated T because I say everything is rated T because that is how I do... It is probably less... This summary is lame, but the story is better. Chapter 3 and on are the best. Read and Review so I can be happy.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,513 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 10-13-08 - Published: 2-14-08 - Itachi U. & Kakashi H.14. Tobi and Deidara » reviewsNot a yaoi fic. What happens when Tobi bothers Deidara a little too much? I say its rated T, but I'm not sure. I figured better safe than sorry. Oh, and potterandanimelover made half of this with me.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-10-08 - Published: 1-31-08 - Deidara & Itachi U.15. The Game reviewsThis is a story about L's typical thoughts on 'is Light Kira' This is not yaoi despite the title being 'The Game.'Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-5-08 - L & Light Y.16. Neutral Zone planet Shiranai: The Naruto World? reviewsWhen Captain Jean-Luc Picard and company get orders to investigate a planet that was covered from the scanners by energy chakra they investigate the planet, but when they are found out by the Leaf Village, they are not exactly given a warm welcome...X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-0817. The Bridge of DEATH! reviewsRandom characters cross the Bridge of Death from Monty Python and let's see who lives and who flies off the cliff!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-2-0818. Hidan reviewsHidan's future. His head is found in a mine in this point in time 2007 and his body is reconstructed by the government. What happens when he meets an unlikely 'friend' so called? Read to find out.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-30-08 - Hidan19. Mix and Mingle » reviewsNaruto... Pirates of the Carribean... Pokemon... and Ranger's Apprentice. All very good and I think well mixed together. Not just randomly really either. Just check it out. It won't kill you. Click on the blue thing. Come on, R & R, please! For them!X-overs - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-27-08 - Published: 3-8-0820. Crazy » reviewsJust randomness, but worth reading for a laugh. Rated T because it is... and HinataStar actually thought of this. So... enjoy. I'm putting a twist on it now. Please ask questions, the people will change every chapter.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete21. Itachi's Memory » reviewsIt is the same dream as Sasuke has, but with a different perspective. You can get this without reading Sasuke's Memory first you know... Instead of saying He was on the floor crying and looking at Sasuke, it should say looking at Itachi. Sorry about that.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-22-08 - Published: 3-9-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete22. Akatsuki go to camp » reviewsTobi's true self is revealed... kind of. Pretty serious... but not really all that serious.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 5-15-08 - Tobi23. Akatsuki Home Videos » reviewsJust some random deciding of what videos to watch followed by the videos themselves. So Read and Review so the Akatsuki can go back to their lives.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 2-17-0824. Interdementional Chat Room What? » reviewsHarry Potter and Naruto characters in a chat room... that's how it starts. Then Itachi and Ginny talk, and decide to meet up on the edge of Konoha. Read to figure it out... I've only gotten so far... with help from potterandanimelover of coarse.X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 3-6-0825. Leap Year » reviewsIt's leap year and what will Squidward do this time? Rated K plus because I know it isn't rated T. Ok, so enjoy. It is NOT a one shot. No flaming and no bad words in the reviews please. R & RSpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 2-24-0826. April Fools reviewsThe Sand siblings. You don't need to read this if you click on the title by the way. It is about... nevermind. You don't really care if you don't push the title anyways...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-0827. Commercailism Kakuzu the Advertizer » reviewsRated T, but may be lower. Kakuzu does commercials for... you guessed it, money. But who is watching tv when the commercial plays? Let's just say Itachi on camera and tv... not a good idea. The store owner is named Ms. Rutchlander, it cut her name out.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-29-08 - Published: 2-13-08 - Kakuzu & Itachi U.28. A dream, a curse, a coward, and a dark lord reviewsA dream I had. This one has Sirius, James, Remus, and Peter... as main characters. Please read and review. I actually think it isn't bad. I'll continue it even though I already woke up...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-26-08 - James P.29. Drake and Josh: MEGAN! » reviewsA dream I had... odd, no?Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 3-12-0830. Itachi are you blind man? reviewsItachi is sent to the eye doctors and is told he needs GLASSES. What happens. Well of coarse he doesn't want them! R and R for me please.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-25-08 - Itachi U. - Complete31. Sasuke's Memory reviewsSasuke is about to go to sleep and he has a re-occuring nightmare, read it... it's better than the summary. Ok. Do one thing for me if you aren't going to read this. First, click the title, and then... you'll see. Oh and I don't own Naruto the series.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-8-08 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete
