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Author has written 21 stories for Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Young Dracula, Harry Potter, Incredibles, Yours, Mine, and Ours, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Covenant, Twilight, Glee, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, X-overs, Supernatural, and Transformers. Hello, I am a female living in Australia and you can call me Leelu. Age? Don't you know it's impolite to enquire about a womans age? Of course you do. Nothing wrong with ff anymore. Just me being lazy. And I would like to thank everyone who reviews my stories (or even thinks kind thoughts about them). There are also a few tiny tidbits of house keeping: I am, at best, a sporadic poster because of my studies (and pure laziness) but I swear on all that I hold sacred that I shan't abandon a story because I hate when people do that and I don't get to find out what happens. So I promise as long as there is one person reading my stories I shan't leave them out in the cold. Also for One Night Stand, it had become an on-going story. But instead of actual chapters, they will be drabbles. Because the story wouldn't mesh, and I was just left with snap shots of what I wanted to happen in the story. Raise your hand if you think Plot Bunnies are evil. Stories that I adore: Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor This story is a Dark Knight/Batman Begins story with the ship of Joker/Batman. It's amazing. Completely and utterly. Gordon ran a hand distractedly through his hair as a new thought occurred to him. How exactly was he going to explain this one to the higher-ups? Yes, a grand theft of lawn gnomes. That's exactly what I said. Yes, we do have a suspect, but he's a psychotic mass-murdering terrorist on the run and we have no clue where he is. No, we don't know why he suddenly switched to lawn gnomes. Browncoat, Green eyes by Nonjon. This is Firefly/Serenity and Harry Potter crossover and it is excellent. I always love to read it and there are so many moments where you just cannot stop laughing. Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart. This is a Naruto fanfic, as probably guessed, and it is brilliant. You should definitely look it up if you enjoy Naruto being awesome, happy and healthy. And lots of Sasuke bashing. A funny, funny, funny story. I would quote it, but I don't want to spoil any of it for you. Sorting Hat Travesty by Kamerreon This is a short not really story that is amusing a Sorting Hat song as I've heard. Ah, the things you learn! It's a brilliantly thought out piece; especially since I've never seen anyone rhyme something with Slytherin. Most people are too faint of heart, but it's splendidly done. On the whole, it's excellent. Poison Pen by GenkaiFan This story is excellent. Absolutely amazing. It showcases a brilliant minded Harry, who actually has the balls to knock the wizarding would onto it's pompous arse. But, of course, he uses a bit of that Slytherin cunning that everyone seems to forget he possesses. In the books, at least. The story also has a quirky sense of humour (or maybe it's just my twisted brain that finds it funny?). If it weren't weird, slightly creepy and probably illegal, I rather think I'd marry this story. Will:X:Phobos (W.I.T.C.H) There is just something about this pairing that I love. Sirius:X:Remus (HP) Even though they never got together in the books because of several annoying factors they just seem right together. Tonks and Remus just don't go together. He's always morose and she's just hyper and fun. Even though Sirius is like a kid, he's not overly so and they balance each other out. (Besides, it's obviously an undisputed fact that in every fandom, over half the characters are gay. Regardless of current cannon pairings.) Jack:X:Will (P.o.t.C) Will and Elizabeth just don't go together. Even before I opened my mind to the wonderful possibilities of this ship, I never thought that Will and Elizabeth went together. Just something about them. Jack and Will however... Warren:X:Will (Sky high) Anyone who's seen the movie cannot possible doubt the unresolved (sexual) tension between the two and I am extremely inclined to jump into the movie with large banners scream 'Just kiss already!' Or something of the sort. Probably something cruder. Mal:X:River (Firefly(Serenity)) Rival, because I don't like the ship name Maliver. They just fit together so well and ... and ... and ... Squee! River and Mal are perfectly suited for each other, even though she's slightly insane and he just a tad reckless. But hey! It works. And Inara just doesn't go pair well with Mal. Have they ever even had a conversation that didn't end in screams? Or start with them? And the time in Serenity doesn't count as that was a trap. So obviously Mal and River getting together is such a reasonable choice. Although I do like Rayne (Jayne/River) Fenrir:X:Harry (HP) What can I say, who doesn't love someone absolutely dominating Harry? And Fenrir Greyback, with his werewolfness and muscle and just Grin. I just love it, though it is sadly under done. Very, very under done. Over 400,000 stories, don't you think we could get some more of those rare pairings off the rare pairings list? I know that there are more shipings and shippings out there but my puzzler is sore and has given up on me. Also, if you feel stronly one way or the other about any of my favoured pairings, feel free to drop a line so I can discuss (argue) with you. A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure." "Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence." "Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary." Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone. "The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. " "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. " Mwa ha ha. That is all. | |||||||
1. Hoover Dam! » reviewsHarry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 985 - Updated: 11-21-12 - Published: 4-26-11 - Harry P. & Megatron2. Jumping Worlds » reviewsBecause of a broken prophecy orb, Harry gets a vacation. Where? Why, in various worlds, of course! Time travel has far to many complications, after all. Flitting from world to world, Harry finds out that he should have taken a break a long time ago.Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,058 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 7-1-12 - Published: 3-31-11 - Harry P.3. Black Velvet » reviewsThe Wizarding world; devastated. Lily, her daughter, Remus and Sirius; shattered. Harry Potter? He was kidnapped. Alone, frightened and hurting. Now, not so much. Slash noncon torture under aged relationship etc. MHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,973 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 11-30-11 - Published: 1-11-10 - Harry P. & Regulus B.4. Lighthouse » reviewsTHe Anti-Bella flu virus is going around. It's even caught her lighthouse - her Jacob Black shaped lighthouse. Poor Bella. Bella/Jacob.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,173 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-30-11 - Published: 7-13-10 - Bella & Jacob5. One Night Stand » reviewsAfter a night of extensive drinking, blurred faces and groping Harry wakes up in a previously unknown location. Drinking, he thought, should be banned. Slash. No longer a two shot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 440 - Updated: 11-30-11 - Published: 1-2-10 - Harry P. & Lucius M.6. The Dragomirs' » reviewsHarry Potter and Teddy, his adopted son, are cornered by Voldemort. Harry grabs his son just before the numerous deadly spells hit them and they both pass out. They wake up to a world so different to the one they left behind. AU Eventual HarryRemus. SlashHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,888 - Reviews: 197 - Updated: 11-30-11 - Published: 8-12-09 - Harry P. & Remus L.7. Through The Veil » reviewsHarry jumped after Sirius and now...and now...Harry really, really wishes he hadn't. Stupid Sirius and his stupid delusions.Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 11-30-11 - Published: 8-15-108. 50 » reviewsFifty sentences. Ten Pairings. Ten lives never led, ten loves never lived - all involving dearest Harry Potter and the people that could have taken his fancy. Slash, mostly. Various pairings. 5 of 10Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-30-11 - Published: 7-17-11 - Harry P.9. Regret reviewsKurda had never felt such intense love before. He would have liked to see it grow; flourish. He could have been happy. He has never felt such intense pain before, either. Darren Shan made him feel both. More than that, Darren Shan had made him regret.Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-11 - Darren Shan & Kurda Smahlt - Complete10. Words worthy reviewsPuck was great with words; practically anything he wanted could be his - as long as he could talk. Only, being near him was enough to make him tongue tied. Luckily, Puck knows words don't matter so much between them. Slash.Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-4-11 - Complete11. Happiness reviewsDevoid of happiness in his childhood, twisted by the prophecy, Harry his but a shadow in the night. He is determined to change that. But, not for himself. Not exactly.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-20-10 - Harry P. - Complete12. Light in the Dark reviewsSirius wished that he'd seen it sooner. Or rather, he wished that he'd never forgotten. Because James was nothing, and Harry was his light in a darkness that was insanity. SBHP, past JPSB, slash, oneshot. Companion to Living in a Shadow.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-6-10 - Sirius B. & Harry P. - Complete13. Insert overused, boring and unoriginal title here reviewsA beautiful girl comes into town, busty, curvy figure and everyone is instantly captivated by her beauty and brilliance. Except for the four people she wants to entrance. "…Are her thighs jiggling?" T for suggestive themes. And slash.Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-22-10 - Complete14. Living in a shadow reviewsHary was willing to live in a shadow for the rest of his life, if that meant the man he loved was happy. Even if it meant that he died a bit more each night. Because Sirius was more important. SBHP, implied past JPSB. Slash. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-11-10 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete15. The Elevator reviewsWilly Wonka has strange ways of choosing people.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-30-09 - Complete16. Pride reviewsWill knew exactly why Dylan was angry at him. Well, he thought he did at least. Pre SlashYours, Mine, and Ours - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-30-09 - Complete17. No Parts Left To Bury reviewsMirage was free. Finally free.Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-30-09 - Complete18. MPD reviewsMultiple Personality Disorder can effect everyone from Heroes to Civilians to Villians.Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-30-09 - Complete19. Oh Mother reviewsLily always thought she had a fairy tale life. Then she married James Potter and it all changed. Song fic. JamesXLily, SeverusXLily. Christina Augileras' 'Oh Mother.' One Shot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-14-09 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete20. Unwanted Plans reviewsChloe has a plan to get Vlad and Robin together. To bad Vlad had one to.Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-22-09 - Vladimir D. & Robin B. - Complete21. Just a woman thing reviewsEl swore there would never be another woman for him. And there wasn't. Slash. El/SandsOnce Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-09 - Complete
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