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Author has written 8 stories for Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Young Dracula, Harry Potter, Incredibles, Yours, Mine, and Ours, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Hello, I am a female living in Australia and you can call me Leelu. Age? Don't you know it's impolite to enquire about a womans age? Of course you do. I seem to have an affinity for reading Harry Potter fics, thus I am starting to try my (very shakey) hand at them. And I would like to thank everyone who reviews my stories (or even thinks kind thoughts about them). There are also a few tiny tidbits of house keeping: I am, at best, a sporadic poster because of my studies but I swear on all that I hold sacred that I shant abandon a story because I hate when people do that and I don't get to find out what happens. So I promise as long as there is one person reading my stories I shan't leave them out in the cold. Stories that I adore: Death, In Glory by Apocalypso-33. This is a Harry Potter/300 crossover and it fantastic. I highly recommend it for everyone who like both and has absolutely no qualms about awesome fight scenes and amazingness. Browncoat, Green eyes by Nonjon. This is Firefly/Serenity and Harry Potter crossover and it is excellent. I always love to read it and there are so many moments where you just cannot stop laughing. Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart. This is a Naruto fanfic, as probably guessed, and it is brilliant. You should definately look it up if you enjoy Naruto being awesome, happy and health. And lots of Sasuke bashing. A funny, funny, funny story. I would quote it, but I don't want to spoil any of it for you. Will:X:Phobos (W.I.T.C.H) There is just something about this pairing that I love. Sirius:X:Remus (HP) Even though they never got together in the books because of several annoying factors they just seem right together. Tonks and Remus just don't go together. He's always morose and she's just hyper and fun. Even though Sirius is like a kid, he's not overly so and they balance each other out. Jack:X:Will (P.o.t.C) Will and Elizabeth just don't go together. Even before I opened my mind to the wonderful possibilities of this ship, I never thought that WIll and Elizabeth went together. Just something about them. Jack and Will however... Warren:X:Will (Sky high) Anyone who's seen the movie cannot possible doubt the unresolved (sexual) tension between the two and I am extremely inclined to jump into the movie with large banners scream 'Just kiss already!' Or something of the sort. Mal:X:River (Firefly(Serenity)) Rival, because I don't like the ship name Maliver. They just fit together so well and ... and ... and ... Squee! River and Mal are perfectly suited for each other, even though she's slightly insane and he just a tad reckless. But hey! It works. And Inara just doesn't go pair well with Mal. Have they ever even had a conversation that didn't end in screams? Or start with them? And the time in Serenity doesn't count as that was a trap. So obviously Mal and River getting together is such a resonable choice. Although I do like Jayne/River. I know that there are more shipings and shippings out there but my puzzler is sore and had given up on me. Also, if you feel stronly one way or the other about any of my favoured pairing, feel free to drop a line so I can discuss (argue) with you. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three days, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom apartment for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to aviod getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even vist the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when the found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivior who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I feel I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid to tell his loving Christian parents he loves another male. REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!! Didn't write the poem below! Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse, ot think it's wrong then repost this on your profile. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure." "Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence." "Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary." Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone. "The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. " "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. " A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Mwa ha ha. That is all. | |||||||
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