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| Crazy4Moony |
Author has written 111 stories for Harry Potter, Death Note, One Piece, Chronicles of Narnia, Naruto, NaPolA/Before the Fall, Queer as Folk, Berserk, NCIS, and Misc. Plays/Musicals. READ ME PLEASE, I'M VERY IMPORTANT ! FF.net seems to be methodically removing all my stories because they're not within correct rating or something ? At this rate all my stories will be removed one day... So, I guess I'll be taking my business elsewhere ! If I've found this... elsewhere, I'll let you know so you don't have to miss my stories. (Can I also just say, this really sucks ? T T) VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR ALL THOSE WHO READ MY STORIES: I'm taking a hiatus. In a way where I will probably be gone for a couple of months. I'm fat in a way where there's no such thing as 'slightly overweight' and I'm one of those people who was very happy with how they looked and then when the scale had three digits all of a sudden it felt as if I'd been trapped by this fat all along and it's pissing me off, so I'm going to go lose some weight and then when the three digits are gone I'm coming back. I'm sorry if you enjoy my stuff, but just feel relief knowing that when I come back - and I will be back - there will be a lot of updates ! Okay, yosh, signing off. I wish you all the best, I hope none of you gets hurt or ever, ever has to feel the way I feel in your whole entire life. I wish all of you can always feel expected, and that all of you have a place where they can be safe and loved and say, "here, I am home." Love, Crazy4Moony DISCLAIMER: Hereby I swear I don't own any of the characters I use in my fanfiction—except for Lee, and Dan, though I don't really own Dan—so, je ne own pas, tu ne sue pas. (Crap-French, do forgive me) (If Anyone ever reads this (I doubt they actually do) if you have any request fics, or dares, let me know, I'll be happy (overly happy) to write them for you! Waiting for those challenges Doll, so honestly, just leave a message!) Name: Mister Black. Nickname: Sirius Black. Writers name: Crazy4Moony. (No comment there.) IMPORTANT: I has Facebook you people ! I mean... I've had facebook for a while, but I want more facebook friends - seriously, I need more people I can actually talk to without feeling like a freak, and I figured, baby, people that've read your stuff don't mind your freaky! - so if you feel like adding me, PM me and I'll tell you how to find me ! I'd love to 'see' some of meh readers in 'real life' ! ...yes, that does sound stalkerish. -Crazy4Moony 17th January 2010 I offer my special thanks to: Animebug, for the beautiful picture she made for me, as a thanks for Paint My Skin With Your Lips. It's absolutely gorgeous, and cute that someone would go to such trouble for me ! Thank you so much ! I'll facebook her obsessively, and pretend it doesn't bother me, this mindfuck's gone on long enough, let's see you take your clothes off. -Crazy4Moony 25th April 2011 Sometimes I think of how pretty the art would be. Imagine that one day my sometimes borderline depressive thoughts lead me to jumping off the balcony. The view would be amazing. Arms spread backwards, free fall. The art would be so pretty. Except that there would be no art and no one to register the moment but the moon and stars, and then it doesn't matter that the art could have been pretty. Is art still pretty if there's no one there to see it? -Crazy4Moony 4th April 2011 It does not matter that you'll have to learn the lines to my sing-alongs. It does not matter that I'll have to show you that although my neck is a sensitive place to kiss, the hollow of my throat is far more delicious. It does not matter that you will never understand my fascination with red and green thumbnails. It does not matter that I'll have to prove you that sometimes, make-up can be nice too. It does not matter that we'll never stand in front of the mirror together. It does not matter that I'll never fit your shirt, and you'll never wear my sweater. None of it matters, I need you to see. I don't love who I think I can make you out to be. I love you, if only, for making me love me. -Crazy4Moony 31st March 2011 It is a lie. It needs to be faced. I can't. -Crazy4Moony 24th January 2011 I need to stop working so hard for something that was never even mine to begin with. All I ever seem to be doing is waiting. I wait for the lines to come to me, I wait for the pressure to become too much, I wait for college to start, I wait for you. Half my time is spent waiting for you. I wait for you to tell me you want to see me, only this time, I want it to be uttered of your own accord. I wait for you to come see me, only this time, you have to come because you want to. I wait for you to call me, only this time, I want it to be out of bare desperation. I wait for you to tell me you love me, only this time, you have to mean it. I told you I couldn't wait for you forever, and I really can't. I want to, so badly, because I'm not like you pretend to be; I'm not bold, but at least I never pretended to be, right ? You put on a brave face in front of your public, make them believe you can handle it all, but it's such a lie and I know this. You're weak and scared and are you tired, because I am. Sometimes I'm so sure of your love, that I can feel it warm me and all I want to do is kiss you, right there, because it needs to be let out. I want to tell you not to give your first kiss to someone you don't even know; I understand that possessing the ability to balance cups on your breasts is impressive, but with the right bra and a lot of practice, I'm sure I can manage. I know it's selfish, because I want your first kiss to be mine, even though mine will never be yours. Sometimes I wish that I had never played a drunk truth or dare, just so I could give you this one thing. It means so much to me, to have you as my first; but it's something I can never have, isn't it? Is it sentimental, knowing fully well we're talking about a simple kiss here? I want to tell you, "I know you're saving yourself, but would it be terrible if I asked you for your first kiss?" but I can't. I always, somehow, back out. It's because you're perfect to me, I guess. I remember when we were decorating my room. I was doing that thing where I conciously make everything about Gryffindor and Slytherin. Just because it's a frequent thing of mine, does not mean I didn't want to kiss you all over when you offered me a green thumbnail, after I'd used two red ones already. I wanted to do some sort of lame happy dance, because it means so much to me, I could not even begin to explain. When I ask you if I'm pretty, you tell me I'm gorgeous. I wish for you to mean it in that special way so bad. Because gorgeous could mean anything whatsoever, and each time I ask you, "am I pretty?" I mean, "am I pretty to you?" which means, "are you attracted to me?" I want to lock myself up in a tower and wait for you to see to what extend I feel for you. I want to be here until the very end, and if I never fall out of love with you, that would be so okay with me. I tell myself that experience is needed in life, and nobody ends up spending their lives together with the same person, but if it was you, it would be good to break through my own crazy mind and tread all the rules I've constructed. You make me feel like I need to work for it, but if "it" is "you", than I'll work hard. I can never give you up, no matter how much I want to. You drive me crazy, you make me cry, all the time, for the silliest reasons. When I texted: "I can't wait for you forever, can I?" that was such a lie, because if I hadn't texted you than, I would have waited for the rest of my life for you to take initiatieve. Would it be so bad to just show me you need me, every now and then? Do you always have to reduce me to the needy, the lost, the hurt? Could you be not-stubborn, just this once, for me? Could you just go ahead and kiss me already? Could you please, just tell me you love me already? Because every second you keep me waiting, I lose my faith, and when you're done keeping me waiting, who knows, it might no longer be me out there. You know how I like using that sentence: "I want you so badly it hurts,"? Well, that because I want you so badly it hurts. -Crazy4Moony 30th December 2010 You should know that you're a bastard. I have to stop beating myself up over this, but I can't. For some ridiculous reason I believed that this happened through fault of my own. I will never tell you this, but what you're doing is wrong. You're not a man, no matter how hard you pretend to be; you're weak. You are cruel. You are wrong. I'm not going to pine over you, and next week on Friday, I won't wait so I can see you for five seconds only to have you leave. It's silly, but one week was all it took for me to dispise you. I wish I could turn it all around. I wish you could go back to who you were before. Am I one of your experiences? I hate that I don't know how you feel, and that you managed to make me cry. You made me feel comfortable and safe and what the fuck for? So you could bring me down? When you told me you hold the door open for me, simply because you enjoy it, I believed you. I do not believe you, anymore. I suppose I should probably tell you all of this, and more, in real life. I should ask you aside for a moment, if only so I can tell you how I feel. I want you to want this too, and I want you to make up your mind. Next time you want me to spend the night, I want you to mean it, and when you touch my thigh I expect a feeling. I've fallen for you. -Crazy4Moony 4th December 2010 It's not fair. I love you, you know. Not because you're my mother, but because you're you. I love you because you're goofy and weird, and we have fun together every now and then. And we watch shows together and that's always nice, and even though I don't say I word, I enjoy it when we do that. I know my laptop is usually right there with me, and I combine typing with watching telly, but what I like about watching those shows is that I watch them with you. I like when you go up to bed with me, because I know you'll do that thing where you try to kiss my forehead, but since there's a curtain around my bed, instead of lips, I'll feel fabric and it's cute and comfortable when you do that. I get annoyed when you hug me too much and I don't know why, but when I hug you, you're usually enthusiastic and I like that, too. So I think it's safe to say that I don't love you, just because I should. It hurts that you watch the shows we tape without me. Because I know I go to bed 'early', but you can just wait, can't you? I have to. You don't understand why I'm angry when you do, but is it really that hard to understand? I want to watch them with you. Alone it's just not the same. It hurts that you don't feel the same way. It's not fair that you make me feel like a failure. I'm sorry I can't work in dad's firm or that I can't punch through glass and almost kill myself. I'm sorry I'm not like my siblings. I'm sorry I'm not like my sister. I'm sorry I don't have realistic dreams and I'm sorry that I don't fit in a size smaller. I have no ambition to become part of an IT company and after seeing what amount of bloodloss punching through glass causes, I never want to go through it. I want to be a writer and I'm fat. It's not fair that when I talk, it goes in one ear and out the other. It's not fair that you only pay attention to me when you have no one else. It's not fair that I listen to what you tell me while others can tread your rules and not suffer the concequences. It's not fair that sometimes, you make me feel like air. I used to comfort myself, knowing that whatever happened, at least I still had a mother who loved me. It's not fair that you love me, least of all. Do you know that when I compare you to dad, I mention that you love me, unconditionally? Do you know that I lie? You're kind and when I need something you'll get it in a heartbeat. When I cry you comfort me, even when I don't want you to. When I ask you for advice you can give me none. I want you to love me equally. I'm sick of being redundant. There's nothing I can say, but mother, if you happen to miss me when I've left, take comfort in knowing that I will think of you. Perhaps you'll love me more when I'm gone. -Crazy4Moony 2nd December 2010 How ridiculous of me. I keep on forgetting you're cold as ice. -Crazy4Moony 1st December 2010 Exams are coming up, so I'm going to try and update as much stuff as I can - during this horrible exam-period, I would like to direct you towards some of my newest one-shots, including 'The borders in our mind', 'Play me', and 'Practice makes perfect'. These are each very different in kind, though centered around Sirius/Remus, just as I like it. For those with a fond distaste of the pairing, please browse my page, I'm sure you'll find something more-suited to your tastes. Have fun, and most of all, have a good read Love, always, -Crazy4Moony 23rd November 2010 The mother just died. Do you know that sickly feeling you get when you're reading a book, and you're on the left page and you're getting a sinking feeling in your stomach because you know something is not right? And then when your eyes wander - oh-so-briefly - away from the words and just accidentally catch one on the other side of the page and that one word says it all? That one word describes your nausea completely, and it makes you realise that everything is lost and it hurts. Even if they are just words. And even if it is a world you are not a part of. It's just the fact that one little glance can turn it all upside-down. And that feeling, that feeling of being completely powerless... it is overwhelming. It is a sort of small cut in your arm, one that's just there and then one day you notice it and it is not until you gaze upon it that it starts to fester and hurt. The mother just died and though, in principe, this does not concern me, I am the reader, and that makes me feel what he feels and though I cannot be sure that what he will feel is pain, I can imagine that that is what he should feel. What happens when I wake up one morning to find my mother dead in bed? And what will happen when there comes a time when we fight and I leave without a kiss never to see her again? Would I regret my decision? Would I feel cold, would I fall apart? Or would I stay as uncaring as I pretend to be whenever I'm reminded of the fact that I didn't hug her before leaving. Is it okay to be so... cruel to a mother, just because you're not affectionate? Should I feign compassion? What if one day I'll regret all the decisions I ever made, knowing fully well I can never take them back? I suppose the easy answer is this: stop reading books. It are books, listless words, that bring these thoughts to me. But without these thoughts, I'm just an empty shell. And how could I ever want to be just that? My thoughts, crawling and illicit and odd, they are what make me me, and I could never not want them. Ignorance is bliss, my ass. Pain is what makes you realise you're alive. -Crazy4Moony 15th September 2010 I need to talk to you, but I can't right now, so it's like this is my only other option. Today was not bad. It could have been worse, I guess. French was pretty okay, but then it kind of went downhill because they did that thing where they stole our seats and I had to sit next to different people and that was okay but it feels like they're out to get me sometimes. You would probably tell me not to whine and suck it up and I'd probably get even more depressed but in the end you'd make me feel good. I have no doubt in that. I sat alone at lunch today. I listened to music and I pretended that I'm just the kind of person that likes that sort of thing, but honestly? I'm really not. I'm really, really, really not. And well, I'm probably going to have lunch by myself for the rest of the year, so this sucks. Hard-ass. Like really. Because well, you-know-who was supposed to sit with me and then you-know-who said she wanted to catch up with her other friends and I got to sit by myself because the other you-know-who is going home for lunch from now on. Isn't this grand? You know how I tell you sometimes, that I have no friends ? Well, this is worse than feeling like you have no friends. This is an hour of pathetically sitting by yourself listening to music trying to focus on your reading/writing because if you look up you'll see that everyone has someone to be with, except for you. What's even worse ? The pitty conversations. The oh-you're-sitting-by-myself-I'll-wave-and-say-hi-though-I-normally-don't-do-that pitty. That's worse. People are trying to be nice, but it only reminds you of how you want someone to talk to/walk next to/eat with too. You know how they sing: "I'm so happy, 'cause today I found my friends, they're in my head' ? I have friends in my head too, but it doesn't really make me happy. I'm glad I have head-friends. I'd like real friends too. Then again, perhaps those two are related... My point is, today was a suckie day. And tomorrow will be, too. I really look forward to seeing you again, and though I'd like to tell you this in person, there's no way to reach you this late. If you let me down tomorrow, there is a really good chance that I'll break down. So I'll just pray that you want to see me as much as I want to see you, and then hopefully tomorrow you won't call to let me know I can't come stay over after all. You have a habit of breaking your promises. Please, don't break the promise, instead, break the habit. I love you. -Crazy4Moony 2nd September 2010 GOSH. Fuck you, because today is just not going to be a good day. I just want to... tell you I hate you sometimes. I want to bash your head against a wall. I want you to feel my pain. My pain is huge. It's like a motherfuckingholeeatingmysoul kind of huge. That is huge, okay. And my pain is painful and it's your fault. I cannot... begin to comprehend how disappointed I am in you. Not even I understand the exact level of my disappointment. That means I'm very disappointed, and you should know. The problem is that I will never tell you. I will never, nevernevernever, tell you. Because I'm just that weak sort of person, and you mean the world to me, even if you don't deserve that. You don't deserve to mean the world to me. You do not deserve my love. It's simple. You let me down. Every goddamn day, and gosh, I know this. That's the stupid part. I know you'll let me down, and you've just gotten me accustomed to disappointment and I can't let you get away with that. If you knew how much I love you... oh well, you would just die with the solid waves of Love coming over you whenever I talk to you. If I could tell you how much I love you... if I could use actual words. If I could use touches and moans and purrs. Oh, I would. But now, today, I hate you. And you need to accept that, you need to accept that today, I hate you. Today I have no one. Today I stand alone. And I need to accept that, too. And I know that sometimes I'm wrong, and I haven't always been right. I make mistakes, and I need to face them. I need to accept the fact that today I am alone and it is all my fault. You need to face facts and understand that you make mistakes too. The world does not hate you - you hate it. And when that bites you in the ass, you had it coming. When you bite me in the ass, I bite back. Don't pretend to be surprised. I will not lie down and stay still while you fuck me over. I'm not your hole to crawl in when you need me. I'm not your fucking comfort-pet. You can't take me out my box and play with me when you need me. If I could tell you how used I feel, I would. Instead I'm stuck holding it all in and being polite. I won't let you fuck me over, but I'll thank you if you suggest taking me out to play. This is so damn stupid and I know that. This is the point of make-up, and right now, it needs to go die. I can already feel you wurm your way back in. You're so good at hiding under the covers. I'll let you play me. But not today. Today, I just really need to let you know that one day, you too, will pay. -Crazy4Moony 1st September 2010 I want to apologise to all my reviewers : I always make it a point to reply to all my reviews, but I've just returned from Spain, and I've gotten a lot since I've been gone, so it will take a while for me to reply to all of them. I'm sorry if you've been waiting for a reply, and just generally, if you've reviewed and I haven't replied yet, I apologise. I know a lot of you don't really expect me to reply either way, but I like to. It makes me feel fuzzy in the stomach. So it will take me some time to get up-to-date, but I'll get there, I promise - -Crazy4Moony 28th July 2010 IMPORTANT: I've had two comments so far commenting the spelling and whatnot in my older stories, and it's really pissing me off. Not because I'm angry with these people, but because I know I can do so much better. Therefore I've decided to re-post some of my oldest stories, with fixed errors. I won't change the stories themselves, and 'If my love isn't enough' won't be reposted, probably, since it's too darn long for me to give a fuck, but some of the others, like Toy Boy, Amnesia, and Just a Habit, will be. The ones that I find too long to re-post, I won't bother, because I'm lazy that way. For first time visitors to my profile, please note that if you want to read the good stuff, scroll down until you find something that doesn't have (re-posted) next to the title, since those are the older, recorrected ones. I'm proud of the person I've become, and these old stories are bugging me, yet I don't want to remove them, because they remind me that there is always room for improvement. -Crazy4Moony 8th July 2010 I love you. I mean, I do love you, even if I'm not in love with you. I love you in that... you're-there-and-I'm-here-but-that-doesn't-mean-I'm-letting-go way. I wasn't pretending, before. I never told you to like me. I didn't know you. I talked to you once and I was lost. Still, I didn't force you. I let you make the decision. I would've understood if I had not been who you wanted me to be. I put faith in you. When we talked, I imagined you were here. I have a life. I love you, and when I don't talk to you for a single day, I miss you. But this is Belgium, and stuff like talking on the phones is not done, because you're there, and this, this is here, so it won't do. And I have a life. I failed once, you know. It was stupid, and maybe I didn't try hard enough. But I failed and it hurt. I don't want to fail again, because I'm afraid. What will I do when they've left. How can I go on without them. My wifey will be leaving after this year, and I miss her already. I do not want to fail again, even if it is simply me being afraid, I don't want to. I try not to. I should try harder. But I'm trying the exact amount of trying that I'm trying. And if it won't suffice, I know it will be my fault. I work, as hard as I deem necesary. Sometimes I work harder than I think is necesary, but that's how you get the big ones, and I like big ones. I want to feel accomplished, alright? I don't want to fail, because failing is what failures do. I don't want to be a failure. I'm sorry if for some reason sex-noises are more important than noting secret hints. I'm sorry if we have different priorities, I like clean talk sometimes. I'm not always the porn-rabbit I pretend to be. Sometimes I'm just plain old me. It's exhausting being different every day, so sometimes I try blending in. I'm sorry if I'm a virgin. I do that thing with my mouth sometimes, but only with special people. I don't regret that. I'm sorry if I can't keep your attention. I'm sorry for liking you without sex. I'm sorry if liking you without sex isn't the way you do it. I suppose that's just the Belgian way. I can be strange sometimes, and I don't mind that. Sometimes the porn-rabbit is me. Sometimes the same-old is who I pretend to be. I didn't know you, but I think I do now. I'm insecure, but maybe we all are. It's just that I love you. I'm not in love with you, I suppose. But I love you. I really do. I'm sorry for that too, because maybe I shouldn't. If it's going to be like this forever, this whole love thing is going to prove to be too hard to stand. You're overdramatic. I worry about you. You make me sick. I don't want you to egagerate. You act to impress me. I don't want to be impressed. I won't fail. In lines of priorities, mine are wonky. I love you. I honestly do. I'm just not... in love with you. -Crazy4Moony 18th June 2010 IMPORTANT: I has Facebook you people ! I mean... I've had facebook for a while, but I want more facebook friends - seriously, I need more people I can actually talk to without feeling like a freak, and I figured, baby, people that've read your stuff don't mind your freaky! - so if you feel like adding me, PM me and I'll tell you how to find me ! I'd love to 'see' some of meh readers in 'real life' ! ...yes, that does sound stalkerish. -Crazy4Moony 17th January 2010 I hate parents. I hate parents when they can't bother to pretend to care. I hate parents because their love is supposed to be unconditional and it hurts when it's not. I hate parents because I really kinda love them and it sucks when they can't even feign loving you back. I hate parents, because they make you feel like a failure. I hate parents for trying to buy your love, while you'd rather just have them instead. I hate parents for being fake. I hate them. -Crazy4Moony 17th December, 2009 Meh. Meh and meh sorry ass are almost going to Japan - and there will be no computer, or well, I'm not dragging meh sorry usb with meh, and I will sure as hell not spend precious Japan-time checking spelling mistakes -_-' So, I will update Paint my skin with your lips, before leaving to Japan. Anything that I get finished before that, will be updated as well, but don't count on it... Meh is still on a break-down after the tragic death of meh pc. So yeah. Sympathy would be nice. Pray I do not die in the plane ! 'Cause you'll feel sorry when I'm dead and you don't get more smuushy updates! Love, -Crazy4Moony 17the August, 2009 You know how crying all by yourself is really kinda sad? You know what's even sadder than crying all by yourself? When porn is the reason you started crying in the first place. I mean... if porn made you cry, that makes you one pathetic son of a bitch. Porn isn't supposed to make you cry - it's supposed to make you horny. And crying and horny are not supposed to be related (unless the sex was really that good) so it's really not right to cry when watching porn. So when you stumble upon porn and decide that hey, you wanna know what it's all about, and you start crying, be prepared. Because it makes you one very pathetic son of a bitch. Love, your pathetic son of a bitch, -Crazy4Moony 8th August, 2009 Dearest all. Sleeping-pills or no, a wooden beam intruded the plan of insomniac writing. My sweet baby-computer suffered severe damage after it was hit by a wooden beam in the head. It might not survive. Dearest all, my baby-computer is dying. It is now under the good care of doctor Filip and I can only hope my baby comes out alive and kicking. If not, I at least hope the dear doctor will save my HD, because, dearest all, that is where my stories are. Oh yes. You know what’s coming. Everything I’ve ever written is out there, hidden in a dead computer. It’s in my dead baby, and I’m not sure it’s going to make it. This officially sucks. Hard-ass. So let us all pray my baby survives. If you do not pray for my baby, and it happens to die, I will have your ass. No praying, no updating, so pray your motherfucking head off! My baby can not die! Dearest all, this is a sad day in the history of Crazy4Moony. My beautiful, loveable, drop-dead-gorgeous, perfect baby is dying. I’m afraid it will never be the same again. -Crazy4Moony 3rd June 2009 Dearest whoever reads this, My sleeping meds have officially stopped working. Although for me, this is a most unfortunate event, you should all count yourselves lucky, since I now have more time to work on my writing. Love, your newly-made insomniac, -Crazy4Moony I have a DeviantART account The things that are on there, are on here as well - I've you've liked my stuff on this page, it would be very nice to review my stuff on deviantART as well ! Visit me (and meh Mattie-yelly) at : http://crazy4moony.deviantart.com/ Thank you ! Crazy4Moony Random facts: I have friends that aren't friends, because I'd rather have fake-friends than no friends at all. I think I'm pretty happy but I've never been too sure. I don't like running because it makes me feel like a failure. I've kissed a girl. I'm sometimes afraid my best (real?) friend is just using me because nothing else came along. I purr and bark at irrelevant moments. I love my body. I get attached and then pretend not to be. A lot of people leave and it hurts. I think I'm sick but I'm afraid to tell anyone. I almost betrayed one of my friends by screwing her boyfriend behind her back. I let a guy feel me up behind the locker room. I need two particular guys even if I've never met them in real life. I'm writing a book and everyone thinks I'm making it up but it's based on my own life. I love standing in front of a mirror in just my underwear and stilleto heels, ruffling my hair and examining my thighs from every angle possible. I wear boxershorts sometimes. I inwardly squeal and do a happy dance when people I love pick up my feet and put them in their lap. I've never been properly kissed by a boy, and I've never had sex yet I gave a guy a handjob after he told me he hated me. I love it when people are pigs and grab my ass for no reason. I read Yslaire comics, but no one can know because he's known for his more erotic drawings. These are my 20 dirtly little secrets. Feel miserable? Try this, it might actually help. -Crazy4Moony. (It took me ages to be able to open this link ! Bitchin'! Just copy-paste http://www.semeuke.com/ I cannot believe I got Uke ! Oh, got this of evilfirefly's page, btw) You are a Badass Uke! Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment. Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme (This is to all the fucking shitheaded cowards who flame people—and don’t leave their fucking name. Jesus Christ, I swear to God, I have no fucking problem with the constructive critics—no offence to you guys!—I’m talking about the fucking flamers. I declare war against all the flamers, ‘cause goddammit, flaming is just immature! If you think something sucks that hard ass, fucking tell us why—it’s only bloody fair! And if you don’t intend on doing so, you’re the sixteen-year-old that takes six-year-old’s lollypops. Go fuck yourself if you’re the flamer—‘cause we are the writers and we are good. -Why L and Mello shag ? Because they fucking can ! Are you Crazy? (X) You have yelled at a non-living things (Computer, DVD player, car,etc.) TOTAL: 5 () You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. TOTAL: 5 (X) You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. TOTAL: 4 (X) You have fallen asleep in class. TOTAL: 4 (X) You use your fingers to do simple math. TOTAL: 4 () You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t. TOTAL: 4 NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4 SCORE= 104 Crazy. Well... that can't be very good... About my writing: What I've written so far :
(Death Note) L/Light: 7 stories: 1 rated K plus, 6 rated T. (One Piece) Zoro/Sanji: 1 story: 1 rated M. (C.S. Lewis) Peter/Edmund: 1 story: 1 rated M. (Naruto) Gaara/Lee: 1 story: 1 rated T. (Napola/Before night falls) Albrecht/Friedrich: 1 story: 1 rated T. What I write about: Harry Potter, Death Note, The Chronicles of Narnia, One Piece, Naruto. In-progress-stories: The 26 Letters Theme: The 26 Letters Theme, isn't really a story, more like this... plan sort of thing. It's 26 letters, I make 26 words, and relate them to all my favourite pairings :) Next coming up is an other Harry Potter 26 Letters theme :) (Did two for death note already) About Sirius&Remus. (Harry Potter) Stay with me tonight: Remus and Sirius are an item, but no one knows. One day Molly comes in whilst they're bunking in the same bed, and Sirius blames Remus and the upcoming full Moon. That's when Remus decides he's had enough. (Harry Potter) Minty Moony: Sirius is mad at Remus for not knowing that Sirius is madly in love with him (Logic. It's never been Sirius' main feat) and decides he needs 'punishment'. So he introduces James to a game called Minty Moony, and merely exists out of pissing Moony of by trying to make him Minty Fresh. Will luck (for once!) be on Sirius side, or is the spell going to backfire, with something worse than minty-freshness? (Harry Potter) Supposed to...: James is not supposed to be in love with Malfoy. It just so happens that he is, and can't seem to shake it off. How did this happen? (Harry Potter) The Bet: James claims he can snog whoever he wants to. Sirius dissagrees. Warning: a not-drunk Malfoy, when he's supposed to be, and a perky James Potter. (Harry Potter) Harry Potter and the Flying Underwear: Join Harry on his quest as his underwear flies away and ends up with his arch rival Draco Malfoy. (Harry Potter) Flue: The one night he's gonna be able to show the world Ron is his, Harry just has to have the flue. (Death Note) Fly for your friends: Mello wants to murder Matt and Matt isn't even aware of this fact. Why? And how will Matt solve the problem, since it's his duty as super-best-friend of raging-chocolate-consuming blonde boy? Up-coming chapters: (Harry Potter) A typical James thing: Chapter four: The Devil's Hairpin. (Harry Potter) As it should have been: Chapter eleven. (Harry Potter) Dance across my skin: Chapter three: Don't you lie to me! (Harry Potter) If my love isn't enough...: Chapter three: Until death do us part. (Harry Potter) Integrated Muggle Week: Chapter three: Soup and Mud, or Soup equals Mud? (Harry Potter) Just a habit: Chapter five: Getting fixed. (Harry Potter) King of your world: Chapter five. (Harry Potter) Moon and Starlight: Chapter five: Sweating. (Harry Potter) Paint my skin with your lips: Chapter eleven. (Harry Potter) Prelude to a best friend: Chapter three. (Harry Potter) Safe in your arms: Chapter eleven. (Harry Potter) Thank Harry, we're meant to be!: Chapter three: Having sex for three days in a row counts as a brief affair. (Harry Potter) The House of Jewels: Chapter seven. (Harry Potter) The Momma-birds: Chapter five. (Harry Potter) The Oldest Lives: Chapter three. (Harry Potter) The White button-down Shirt: Chapter three: 11 : 15. (Death Note) Just to have a piece of you always with me: Chapter eight. (Death Note) The wish box: Chapter four: Wish four. (Death Note) There's a hotelroom with you and me on the walls: Chapter three. (Death Note) Truth Tape/Can't spell family without L: Chapter ten. (Death Note) You, me, him: Chapter four: The date. Favourite pairings: (everyone seems to have these, so I'm just going with the flow) To write: (the ones I like writing the best) Sirius/Remus sometimes even Remus/Sirius ;) Lucius/James or James/Lucius Severus/Regulus Ron/Draco Mello/Matt or Matt/Mello (I'm not fussy about positions) L/Mello To read: (the ones I enjoy reading most) Ron/Draco Severus/Regulus L/Light or Light/L I Hate Beyond Birthday. (Don't ask.) I came across this on someone's page, and thought it'd be fun to fill it in myself =D Just copy it, erase my answers, and try it out yourself, fun guarantied, I promise! Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order. 1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? 2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? 4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? 5) Would seven and two make a good couple? 6) Four/eight or four/nine? 7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? 8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. 9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? 10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. 11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash? 13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose? 14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? 15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? 16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. 1. Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any? 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? James/Harry. James/Lucius. Five/Ten, definitely. I write loads of James/Lucius, and I’m absolutely hooked to the idea of them together! 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Remus/Lucius. Lucius finds out about the Marauder’s animal side, and threatens to tell. What to stop him? Let sexy-wilderbeast Remus seduce him, of course! 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Albus/Neville. ‘We have the whole of afterlife to be together love!’ 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? 13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 15) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? 16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? 17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? 18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Sirius/Draco/Neville. They decide to hook up because they’re all hot in there own way. Beware! Serious messed-up-ness! 19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? 20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? 21) What is Six's super-secret kink? Draco. He fantasizes about Harry in leather outfit when he jerks off. Though I suppose that’s not really such a super-secret. 22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? 23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? 24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Sirius and Harry are in a happy relationship until Harry suddenly runs off with Ron. Sirius, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tom riddle (Young! Not old!) and a brief unhappy affair with Neville, then follows the wise advice of James and finds true love with Remus. ‘Thank Harry, we were meant to be.’ 25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. : I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. x "Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." Oscar Wilde. x "You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul." Julie-Jeanne-Eléonore de Lespinasse. x "Every writer, without exception, is a masochist, a sadist, a peeping Tom, an exhibitionist, a narcissist, an injustice collector and a depressed person constantly haunted by fears of unproductivity." -Edmund Bergler. x "I love you in this way because I know no other way of loving but this, where there is no I, or you, so close that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so close that as I fall asleep, it is your eyes that close." -Pablo Neruda. (This page is still being edited, so hold on thight!) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I've always been a little different. So people judge me because of that. Try Not To Cry Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS!) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love.) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree. Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner" 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks. A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile. (-As Far as Chocolate is concerned, I'm completely corruptible -If you have ever randomly shouted "Kami!" out loud, then copy this on to your profile and add you name to the list: RabidMihealMailfangirl, Crazy4Moony, -Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, romulus-Girl, Crazy4Moony, -98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. -Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which one to chose. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! -If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile -If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile -If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, romulus-girl, Crazy4Moony, -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. -If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. -Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer. (Mine is fighting.) -AV is Addicted to Vampires -ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder -For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do (I have 118 right now.) Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is barking at everything that moves because 'damn, why can't I be more like Sirius!' (Crazy4Moony's add) Crazy is dancing naked to Prison Trilogy in your kitchen at three-thirty in the morning while daddy. mommy and sissy sleep (Youparonoidbf's add) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! -98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo, copy and paste this in your profile -If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!) -93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Crazy4Moony, -If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile. 'm Crazy4Moony for a reason toots! -If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world, and are 100 percent proud of it. copy this into your profile. -If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His Son, then copy and paste this in your profile.) -If your a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile. -If you’re obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile. -If you've ever burst put laughing in a quite room, add this to your profile. -If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN ALOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile. -You don't care if you're not popular, you just are who you are. 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The N or the O? -Life sucks, and then we die. -I like your approach, let's see your departure. -Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again. -It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? -Two lefts don't make a right, but three do. -I'm not the most colourful crayon in the box. -I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice! -I had a dream, and in it, something eats you. -You have a face even a mother wouldn't love. -You go girl, and don't come back. -I lost my life, can I have yours? -'The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that Bricks don't'. -42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family. -A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' -Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. -Life. Don't talk to me about life. -In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. -Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. -If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them. -I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. -Curiostiy killed whoever got in my way. -I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. -I don't get mad..I get even. -Incest is best when brothers say: "Yes... yes... YES!" - Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more - Don’t mess with me. 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(I actually hate stuff like this, but I read it and I'm just such a sucker so I have to repost - don't read it, you'll regret it. Gosh, I wish I had the strength to even bother correcting all the 'ur' and the 'b4' but ah, I'm just ignoring it, hard-ass. Did u know b4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite rainbow is thinking of u .they want to kiss u ,they want to be with u are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they r longing to be with u this is not at all fake if u re post within 5 mins the person who is longing for u will approach u in 1 month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years.) -If you ever told your English teacher to take his pants off, during your final oral exam because you were dubble-dared and would be damned if you lost your Queen-of-Dares crown, copy this onto your profile and add your name: Crazy4Moony) (Behold, myparanoidbestfriend (yes, myparanoidbestfriend instead of yourparanoidbestfriend because he's mine!) I nicked some of your stuff ö! You nick mine I nick yours! :D Loveyou!) | |||||||||
1. Paint my Skin with your Lips » reviewsDraco's parents die and he has to live with Sirius. He doesn't mind,but the fact that there's a certain redheaded family running around there most of the time, makes it a bit harder on him. Definitely when Ron's hair demands his attention the entire time.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 168,459 - Reviews: 548 - Updated: 12-26-12 - Published: 6-14-08 - Draco M. & Ron W.2. It's unfair but I love youKey is in denial and by the time that Minho's done insulting and Taemin's come clean, Onew causes the breakdown, but it might just come too late. Because Jonghyun is broken too, and the mess might prove too hard to fix. SHINee Jonghyun/Key JongKeyMisc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Published: 10-22-11 - Complete3. Dance across my skin » reviewsRemus will always remember how it happened—the teeth and claws and fur. It'll always hunt his dreams. The fact that Sirius' words often bring back the memories isn't helping—he likes the boy, but what good could ever come from this? How can this be love?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,155 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-22-11 - Published: 8-27-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B.4. Clothing Calamities » reviewsDraco never expected taking a relationship to the next level could bring so much trouble. Who expects wearing each other's clothes to be an obstacle anyway? He still can't find it in himself to object to Ron's wishes when he uses that gruff voice of his.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 4-22-11 - Published: 1-3-11 - Draco M. & Ron W. - Complete5. The House of Jewels » reviewsRemus has a whole different side to him that no one's ever seen — Hogwarts purifies his soul in more ways than one, but when the Blacks decide to spend their holidays in Paris, Remus' hopes of keeping his secret get shattered. Maybe it's for the best?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 12-9-10 - Published: 1-1-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L.6. The oldest Lives » reviewsSirius gives Harry a locket that once belonged to his father, which he used to store all his most precious moments, in order to be able to tell a love story, without having to -tell- the story. But than why does every memory have Lucius Malfoy in it? JPLMHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,713 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 11-26-10 - Published: 6-17-08 - James P. & Lucius M.7. The borders in our mind reviewsThere are some borders we've built, that do not limit themselves to our mind, but have materialized and have taken over not just the soul but the body. When they meet again, it is Sirius' responsibility to break those down, without breaking himself.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete8. Play me reviewsThere is something painfully honest about 'I love you's that have never been uttered, and each touch may be a confession all by itself, but then you think of how he never seems to smile around you, and perhaps this sort of love is just as insincere.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-9-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete9. Practice makes Perfect reviewsSometimes when hope wears thin, all you have to do is relax, sit back and stop trying. Because baby, practice makes perfect, and we've got warm sheets and all the time we want to train. Sometimes love should just be good enough. Mpreg?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-6-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete10. Delusion reviewsDraco knows they got over it. It's just that Malfoys lie and he lies to himself too, sometimes, so it's hard to see what's real and what's not, and even if he pretends it doesn't hurt, he cannot help but wonder if it was ever even over to begin with.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-29-10 - Draco M. & Ron W. - Complete11. Adequate Discovery reviewsJames knows Sirius. He's not one for tradition or pleasing his family. He is not seeking a sick, twisted sort of acceptance from his parents, he's not trying to win praise. He just loves Regulus, not the approval of his family that comes with it. INCEST.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-18-10 - Sirius B. & Regulus B. - Complete12. Boy toy reposted reviewsRumour around Hogwarts has it that Harry gave his virginity away to a Slytherin, and now they all want to know who boy toy Potter belongs to. Luckily Harry can always count on his charming Slytherin prince to come to his rescue. SLASH.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-8-10 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete13. Amnesia reposted reviewsSunday morning finds a lost and confused James Potter in bed with - gasp - another man. Temporary amnesia makes him realise he is not as innocent as he thought he was. But oh, his partner has a particularly efficient way to make him remember. SLASH.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-8-10 - James P. & Lucius M. - Complete14. Just a Habit » reviewsHarry loves Draco, the problem is just that not everyone is as supportive as they would've wanted. They don't seem to understand that loving Draco, has become just like a habit. And he never wanted to quit.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-6-10 - Published: 2-2-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete15. Arsenal reviewsBeing wanted by a Malfoy is not as easy as it may seem, and Ron isn't always sure that it's love, but love is what they're fighting for, so all he can do is hang on and hope they'll get there.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-15-10 - Ron W. & Draco M. - Complete16. Give onto Sirius, what belongs to Sirius reviewsThere is a possibility that Sirius has always hidden the his deepest desire —perhaps he's been pretending all these years— but it is no matter, because what Sirius wants, Sirius gets. If he had known that walking into a bookstore would end up like this…Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,135 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-6-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete17. On a scale from one to red reviews"Remus," Sirius began sternly, a stubborn set to his jaw, "how much, on a scale from one to blue, do you love me?" Sirius has some questions that need answering, and no unfilled red chart is going to stop him from reaching his goal.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 5-29-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete18. Chicken Noodle Soup reviewsIt's not really fair that DiNozzo needs Gibbs for the smallest tasks – considering he was the one that carried their baby for nine damn months! – but when he's right there next to him, it doesn't really matter any more.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-12-10 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete19. ‘Family’ is an obvious SafetyHazard reviewsThere are some things Draco had never imagines doing as he grew up – having a family of his own being one of them – but he finds that when it comes to the three boys he loves most, he has no choice but to alter his views to please his loved ones.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-21-10 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete20. The Pitch reviewsRemus is not into Quidditch at all, but when you have a secret boyfriend that plays, there's not much to do but watch and pray to Merlin you won't have to see him crash. And when he does, there's nothing left to do but kiss the booboos.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-14-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete21. White Crayon reviewsHe is the one thing you cannot get enough of. He is special and perfect and breathtakingly beautiful. Yet you fear you've made it trite and unconventional, not-perfect for him. But you will fight for it, like the golden and red on your robes urge you to.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-14-10 - James P. & Lucius M. - Complete22. Leaked by Literature reviewsThere's one thing that doesn't fit the carefully constructed puzzle. One small detail that crumbles years of keeping it a secret, precious like gold, hiding behind their masks for fear of being burned. And Harry knows that the answer lies with the books.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-18-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete23. Doodling reviewsMello likes brushes and ink perhaps a little too much, and Matt's his unwilling empty canvas. Sometimes hidden messages, just aren't all that hidden – and Matt's about to find out that what Mello wants, Mello gets.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-11-10 - Mello & Matt - Complete24. Pin the Lie and Call it a Truth reviewsOver the years, Draco Malfoy has found that chess isn't nearly as interesting as he first made it out to be. Now, he has to reconsider, for he's found that chess can be most interesting – if played with the right person.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-29-09 - Draco M. & Ron W. - Complete25. Moon and Starlight » reviewsTwo people in need for help, just might as well help each other. Remus and Sirius find out how that works. Because when you feel messed up, it seems too hard to give aide to others. But helping out the ones they love, just migh turn out to help them too.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-19-09 - Published: 5-5-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete26. One time Lucius Sang under the Shower reviewsNot only does Lucius' voice spur him on, guide the way, make him feel safe, let him hide deeper and deeper - not only are his words the most beautiful ever spoken during lovemaking - no, once, he also sang under the shower. No showersex but a first time.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-09 - James P. & Lucius M. - Complete27. The white buttondown shirt » reviewsMeet the white button-down shirt. It's done a lot in its life, going wherever Sirius and Remus go. You'll love it-because if there's been a moment involving Sirius and Remus and halfnakedness, the shirt was there. And it's more than willing to share. SR.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 10-6-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L.28. You, me, him reviewsWhen they sleep it's in one of their single beds, all three under the blanket and placidly glued together. Each one belongs to the next, and it's so good – even if it seems wrong sometimes. Nothing can beat this feeling. Threesome Matt/Mello/Near style.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-14-09 - Mello & Matt - Complete29. Caught reviewsHaving sex on a professor's desk, has proved beneficial for both Sirius and Remus before - so why would they not do it again? Oh, but what will happen when they're caught, not by professor Slughorn, but by six students and a naive purple-head? SR. Humor?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-10-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete30. Wrong reviewsIs there such a thing as comparing a majestic blonde to a mutilating corpse? Is it wrong to want him, is it wrong to ask for something in return? This is not a feeling that he wants to fight, and he's never been right – but he wants to be. Griffith/GutsBerserk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-31-09 - Complete31. Falling reviewsHe doesn't believe Michael loves him - he's a friend, the end - and he knows that one day he'll get his chance. One day, he'll be the one that stops Brian Kinney from jumping. And it will be a glorious day.Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-09 - Justin T. & Brian K. - Complete32. Delicious » reviewsThey hold hands and Naruto thinks he's the first to notice. No one is sure how it happened - though they know it's better than a never-ending verbal fight - but somehow Iruka and Kakashi began making love and Team 7 doesn't understand but it's delicious.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 7-13-09 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete33. At home reviewsWhen Lucius is accused of stealing a dead man's property, Harry finds out his parents' love for each other isn't as perfect as he thought. 'Home' gets a whole different meaning when James' home turns out to be none other than Lucius Malfoy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 7-17-09 - Lucius M. & James P. - Complete34. Kiss on the cheek, holding my hand reviewsMaterialistic, that seems to be the way to go when it comes to confessions of love. Aren't they supposed to be simple, and easy and natural? Then why are they so damn hard? Eight-year-old Sasuke finds out what it really means to be loved. Pure fluff.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-13-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete35. Words mean Nothing to Me reviewsIf 'I love you' is never said out loud, is it still true? If 'I like it' is never admitted, is it less real? If 'I miss you' is a never-stated fact, does that make it lie? Words should mean nothing to you - because he loves you all the more. KakaIruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-09 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete36. Sing me Back, Take me Home reviewsHe thinks of all the promises they made when they were younger, and suddenly he can't even remember why he broke them in the first place - forgiving is hard, forgetting harder. But for Sirius, he'd do it. Now it's time for him to return the favour.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete37. Deluded Play reviewsPeople are always destined to make him into something he's not - you're not - picture perfect. It are meaningless questions which make you come back for more – and now just this; When will he get sick of this play? When will he move on to the next?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-27-09 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete38. For Always reviewsIt's never been ideal like everyone puts it. Remus does not believe in Sirius' devil-handsomeness, and Sirius doesn't love him for his bookworm-look. They're not in love. And even if that's a lie, it's all that ever had - can have. None-explicit sex.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-3-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete39. Public Kisses reviewsIn a universe where a set of ears and a tail indicate your innocence, where your absolute and total being-a-virgin is fueled only by little catlike purrs you make, James Potter wakes up having to face the great hall without his ears and tail- oh my. JPLMHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-6-09 - James P. & Lucius M. - Complete40. Cake for Comfort reviewsThere's only one person that can call him baby and gets away with it. Only one person who makes long walks to the kitchen and back again bareable. Only one person who is so goddamn beautiful L actually doubts when he needs to choose between him and cake.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-1-09 - L & Mello - Complete41. Safe in your arms » reviewsRemus is a danzel in distress and his knight in shinning armor happends to ride a motorcycle. So when Sirius saves him, and makes him stay at the manor, what on earth will happen? Will they ever be more then just friends? R/S, bit Reg/Sev. R&R please.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,216 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 3-18-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L.42. Come Josephine reviewsMatt knows Mello didn't leave him - he knows one day Mello will come and fly him away in a submarine and it will be good. Because without Mello he can't be Matt - and if Mello doesn't fix him, he'll always be an empty body with no Mattie inside.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-2-08 - Matt & Mello - Complete43. A typical James thing » reviewsGryffindor and Slytherin are at war against each other. When the battle's fought James notices that to him, it's still not good enough. Something's missing, but what can that be? And will he get what he wants, or is he too naïve to see what's right there?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-19-08 - Published: 7-28-08 - James P. & Lucius M.44. Silk makes Severus tick » reviewsRegulus runs around school wearing a skirt for a day—and although someone did dare him to, he has ulterior motives. He has the faint idea that maybe silk makes Severus tick and he'll just have to use that knowledge to get what he wants from the older boy.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 10-18-08 - Regulus B. & Severus S. - Complete45. Whispered Promises on Postits reviewsJames has approximately one year left to spend with his lover. During the Christmas holidays he visits said lover, to find him incapable of speech. What to do when your voice fails? Use post-its of course. Perfect to drive a lover crazy with lust for you.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-15-08 - James P. & Lucius M. - Complete46. Boy or Girl, the Thing is reviewsWherein Regulus' gender is discussed. Because he flirts with the birds and laughs with the dudes-but gossips behind their backs and giggles along. 'He's a girl. But he's a boy, really, he is. But no matter, the thing is, Severus'll always love him.' SSRBHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-8-08 - Severus S. & Regulus B. - Complete47. Truth Tapes or Can’t spell family without L » reviewsL finds tapes about Wammy's inhibitants. They watch them, and find out stuff that they're not supposed to know. How does the Wammy-family function? And what's between L and Mello? Matsuda and the others would like to know! CHAPTER SIX IS RATED M SO BEWAREDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,078 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 4-26-08 - Mello & L48. Just to have a piece of you always with me » reviewsMatt and Mello get into an accident, and Mello's in a coma. Matt is fine, but seems to be vomiting a lot and Near insists he gets someone to check it. So L checks to see what's wrong. Boy, will Mello be in for a surprise when he wakes up! MattMello. MpregDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,116 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 9-22-08 - Published: 6-21-08 - Matt & Mello49. Mischievous ministrations reviewsThere's just one or two things that you can't tell your son-or you can, but James just choses not to. That won't stop him from frolicking in Potions labs with his secret lover though. Boy, will Harry be in for a treat! JPLM. Why isn't whinning a genre?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-12-08 - James P. & Lucius M. - Complete50. Of blue drinks reviewsOf blue drinks, an eight months difference, and Sirius' lost underwear: If there's one thing Remus hates more than anything, it's Sirius when he's being a bastard. What else to do but use a blue drink as revenge, and make him lose those boxers, fast.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-12-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete51. There’s a hotelroom with me and you on the walls » reviewsOne-shots set in a hotelroom, second: you can not believe how much trouble a blonde has to go through to get to his lover! When said lover decides to be a total prick, what's Mello supposed to do? Strip, perhaps? That will show the bastard! Or will it?Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 8-27-08 - Mello & L52. Right reviewsFriedrich breaks down and Albrecht doesn't know how to tell him - the world is so messed up and it's bloody scary to be there in that moment - that at least they're in that moment together and it doesn't matter because for him, Friedrich is right.NaPolA/Before the Fall - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-9-08 - Complete53. It’s easy to say when you don’t know who’s looking reviewsA conversation between L and Light in the bathtub doesn't have the results they'd hoped for—because it's easy to say when you don't know who's looking, harder to explain when you find out who heard. Watari pours tea and Soichiro fumes.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 8-31-08 - Light Y. & L - Complete54. Leather reviewsDraco Malfoy has a super-secret-kink. But he won't be able to keep it a secret long, when one Harry Potter finds him in the library doing quite undecent things with... himself. What ever to do now that he's caught? HornyDraco and WhinyHarry. Humor?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-30-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete55. Your words touch my skin reviewsSirius might be a traitor—Remus knows this, but he also happens to be the man he loves, and he needs to know if he's okay. They might be in two entirely different places, it doesn't matter at all because Sirius is there, caressing his skin with his words.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-28-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete56. Fallen Angel reviewsRemus only loves art when Sirius' body is the canvas. The way ancient words run down his arm, and how old signs are posed on his hip. Though he loves Sirius' wings the most-there is no way telling whether they've been there forever, or were there never.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-19-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete57. As it should have been » reviewsThey started as oneshots, but now form one story: what if Tom Riddle was never born? How would James and Lucius turn out? Would their relationship grow, or fall apart? Read as they're forced to handle all sorts of 'normal'-couple-stuff! Mpreg. JPLM. R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 5-4-08 - James P. & Lucius M.58. Just to hear you say reviewsMatt wakes up with something strangely Mello-like strandling his waist. He's being really nice, but all Matt needs is to hear him say those three words. But he never does. Why would he now? Fluffy? MattMelloDeath Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-17-08 - Matt & Mello - Complete59. The mommabirds » reviewsRemus and Sirius are married and have a kid. But that's not really something you tell your Godson-definitely not when he's Harry Potter and has issues. Because how could he possibly understand? They'll have to find a way to make him, that's for sure.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,697 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 7-15-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B.60. Chocolatecovered strawberries reviewsRemus is depressed because Sirius is there and he can't have him-which is such a drag-so he decides a bath and strawberries and champagne will do him good. But what to do when the exact reason you fled comes and visit you in the tub. Equally naked? RLSBHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-17-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete61. Foot fetish reviewsWhen a simple footrub offers you the chance to change your relationship forever, to get what you've always wanted -needed- will you take it? Or is it completely okay just to let it slide and ignore the moment that was -never?- there? LLight.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-15-08 - Light Y. & L - Complete62. Shotgun reviewsMello knows he should have shot the man ages ago. He knew Mikami was the third Kira, just as he knew the man would be the end of him one day. But how do you shoot one that is your only weapon-safekeeping-in the world that's going to shitters? Mello's POVDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-11-08 - Mello & Mikami T. - Complete63. Integrated Muggle Week » reviewsHogwarts organises the first Integrated Muggle week ever known to men. What the hell? General chaos enissues as the Marauders try to get the point and suspicions rise as two couples plan on spending their precious time a bit... differently. RLSB JPLMHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-10-08 - Published: 5-18-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L.64. King of Your world » reviewsThe Marauders start a flaming hot ritual,called 'King for one night'. Principe: the birthday boy /on 16th b-day/ is granted one wish which will be fulfilled. One condition: their 'wish' needs to be breathing and be able to de-virgin them. Ooh, kinky.SR,JLHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,825 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 8-10-08 - Published: 3-30-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete65. The Wardrobe reviewsSirius and Remus are forced to hide in a wardrobe, because they accidently had sex on their best friend's bed. Oh yes, accidents like that do happen-but how exactly? And who's fault is it? Sirius' penis, the skirt or the lube? Oh, so many mysteries. RSHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 7-30-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete66. Because he knows reviewsSirius Black wants to knock my teeth out, and I have no idea why. So, maybe I have a hunch. But it can't be correct, because how would he know I take his brother five ways from Sunday? And what gives him the right to believe I do it just to piss him off?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-30-08 - Severus S. & Regulus B. - Complete67. Two Kinds of Views » reviewsPeter&Edmund, together in Narnia. But does it change when they go back to England? Part two: England's POV. Ed's jealous and wants back what's his. Pete's distant but needs it too. They want each other in the sticky-never-let-you-go way. Incest.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 6-1-08 - Peter Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie - Complete68. The wish box » reviewsWatari makes the world a happier place, taking on one person at a time with his special wish box. Make a wish and see if it comes true! Wish 1 is N/M. NOW UP: Wish 3: L's second wish. What does he want more than anything in the world? And does he get it?Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 4-22-08 - Mello & Near69. Normal reviews138-words-drabble long AN, don't ask about Seamus and Dean. And how normal their entire situation is... even if it's far from normal, really. Seamus pov, mpreg.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-17-08 - Seamus F. & Dean T. - Complete70. Sex with apples? reviewsRemus is minding his own business, eating an apple. But Sirius and his ambiguous mind need to spoil Remus' happy moment, saying that Remus looks too hot eating an apple. So he makes a proposition: me, you, nakedness, and the apple. Oh, what will Remus do?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-14-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L.71. Prelude to a best friend » reviewsSirius writes letters to James, after his death, because it's important to NOT forget, that James was the perfect best friend. First part is about his first time with Remus and how James didn't judge them. The coupling is RS, but not really main theme.R&RHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 4-4-08 - Sirius B. & James P.72. Our Crooked Line and the Break Point reviewsThe distance between them is too small—that's why L kisses him in the first place. But they're forever walking the crooked line, and if there was even the faintest possibility of ever crossing it, wouldn't they know? LLight.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-13-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete73. Make me feel your words on my skin reviewsSirius tried to tell Remus how he really felt,& messed up in a way only Sirius can. So James is making him sing how he feels, instead of telling. But Sirius' not even sure if that's the right thing to do, because Remus could easily turn him down. Will he?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-7-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L.74. There's a Slytherin your bed! reviewsSirius needs to wake up James for Quidditch practice, but finds something he didn't expect. And then his own lovely boyfriend Remus needs to point out that Sirius made a horrible mistake—not to mention that he was aware, of his unawareness. SB/RL, JP/LM.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-6-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete75. Breathless reviewsThreesome-ish. JamesRemusSirius. Warning: rated M!: It was supposed to be a one-time only thing. And James knows it shouldn't, but the sight of his two best friends completely naked and sweating always leaves him breathless.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-28-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete76. That's what Family's for reviewsNear has a bad dream, and although it's un-Near-like of him, he needs Mello and Matt to comfort him. And of course, they're more than willing to help.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-28-08 - Matt & Mello - Complete77. Black Guardian Angel reviewsMatt and Mello have a day off and spend it in the park. But then some bullies decide to be total pricks and harass Matt. Oh oh. Not a good idea when his superboyfriend Mello is around. Just fluff, actually. Rating T because Mello kicks ass. MelloMatt.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 6-26-08 - Mello & Matt - Complete78. Blow my Mind » reviewsChap 1: Near can't sleep. Oh, what ever will he do? And whilst he's doing whatever he's doing, is there a chance of 'running into' a sensually dancing Mello? Chap 2: after their first encounter, Near's a bit distant. How will Mello fix this?Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 3-17-08 - Near & Mello - Complete79. Oops—the stupidity that is Naruto reviewsNaruto encounters Itachi—two times. But really! He thought it was Sasuke! So he can't be blaimed for purring at the older brother, intruding his shower! Poor Sasuke—his boyfriend is such a dobe.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-23-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete80. Before reviewsAfter Sasuke leaves, Naruto contemplates his feelings for the raven-head. How they've changed, and how now he's forced to say that he loved Sasuke before, but not anymore. Poem-ish-thing. A bit angsty, I guess.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete81. Sandy Rock reviewsGaara might be in love with Lee... he thinks. And when he's sure he has indeed fallen in love with Lee, he's not too happy about it. Until Lee falls into Gaara, of course. Yes, it says 'falls into Gaara' GaaLee, obviously.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-23-08 - Gaara & Lee R. - Complete82. I said ‘I love you’ Dumbass! reviewsMello never hides his true feelings. So when he thinks Matt's hot, he'll tell him goddammit! It's just that Mello's honesty is rubbing off on the redhead-and that's a problem.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-16-08 - Mello & Matt - Complete83. What they couldn't teach reviewsWhen Matt had been younger, he'd always wondered what love was like. All three of his fathers try to explain-but only L can explain in a way he understands, and only Mello can show him that it's real.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-14-08 - Matt & Mello - Complete84. Leaving reviewsSirius has to leave-we know that. If he didn't leave, there'd be no reason for book no. three. But that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt the one person he truly loves.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-4-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete85. Thank Harry, we're meant to be! » reviewsSirius gets dumped! Can you believe it! But why isn't he broken, and how come he thinks of Remus? Shouldn't he be all water-eyes-ish? One-night-stands and brief affairs later, he finally follows the dead man's advice. Go for the sexy werewolf! Will be R/SHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 5-19-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L.86. Forbidden Flavours reviewsSanji is a flavour Zoro's not supposed to want-or have, for that matter. SanjiZoro, Zoro's POV.One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-21-08 - Zoro & Sanji - Complete87. Near's Revenge reviewsHal comes to Near's house, having forgot some papers.But what she finds isn't remotly related to papers and looks more like a fire-shooting-raging-blonde-in only his boxers, just like Near. WHAT?She decides to have a talk with Mello. N/M-but it's Hal POVDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-20-08 - Mello & Near - Complete88. Garter reviewsEveryone knows the whole idea behind garters. When you wear them, someone's bound to take them off. So, when Near enters Mello's room and there's a strap of lace showing from under his too-big-but-not-big-enough shirt, who's Near's to resist? NMDeath Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-5-08 - Mello & Near - Complete89. Wipe away my tears reviewsLight appears to be in love with L, but he's supposed to kill him. There's really nothing he can do about it. Honestly, what can you do when the man you have to kill is the one that you want to keep on breathing? LL. T because they're two boys in love.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-5-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete90. Showering reviewsGryffindor Quidditch showers broke down. Nothing else to do but shower with the Slytherins, I suppose. And even though Harry would love to see Malfoy naked, he seems to think it might not be such a good idea. I disagree.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-23-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete91. For James' eyes only » reviewsRemus and Sirius do something naughty in detention, and it drives James into the arms of his loved one. Oh oh? Their relationship turns out to be a tougher one to muster, then they could've ever imagined. J/L. M, but nothing too explicit.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 3-2-08 - James P. & Lucius M. - Complete92. Naughty parents and sockFrenchkissing babies reviewsJames and his son are babysitting Remus and Sirius' house, but when two blondes show up, it all turns out wrong. In a deliciously right way. JPLM. Hinted HPDM. R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-11-08 - James P. & Lucius M. - Complete93. Breaking silence reviewsMello's got all sorts of things up his sleeve, just to make Near notice him. Because he really just wants him to feel. But how's he gonna manage that? And will it actually turn out okay for Mello, or will Near finally just give up on that nutcase? MNDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-2-08 - Mello & Near - Complete94. The 26 Letters Theme: Mello and Near reviews26 words about Mello and Near their relationship! My personal favourite: Garter! Ö Sweet and 'bit fluffy. Sometimes 'bit sad too. Happy endings though! MN.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-30-08 - Near & Mello - Complete95. Attention reviewsL accidentally pokes Light whilst he's sleeping. And what for? Attention, of course. Bad summary, I know. Just fluff really. R&R please! LL.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-28-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete96. Ask for silence we will give you noise reviewsMatt disturbs Mello and Near whilst they're busy... expressing their love for one-an-other. Obviously, Mello can't just let this pass. But how exactly is he going to punish Matt? R&R please. MN.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-28-08 - Mello & Near - Complete97. Here lies Justice reviewsSPOILERS! for the manga, volume 7 and following. Just because Near always wonders if L would judge them, would he still be alive and there to see how in love they were. And if he judges them, than is L really justice? MelloNear. Near's Pov. Review please.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-23-08 - Near & Mello - Complete98. The 26 Letters Theme: L and Light reviews26 Letters, I make 26 words, and then use those in a couple of sentences to reflect on their relationship. It's L&Light all the way ! R&R PleaseDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-8-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete99. Of paint,Declarations of love& being Gryffindored reviewsPeter comes up with a plan to make the Slytherins confess their love for each other, using paint. But unfortunately, Remus gets a taste of their own paint, and it doesn't go well, at all. Sirius doesn't speak anymore after that. Will they manage? R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-5-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete100. The 26 Letters Theme: Lucius and James reviews26 Letters, made into words, and then related to Lucius and James. Fluff, really. Some... crude expresions, but nothing too dirty Ö Oh, shame!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-5-08 - James P. & Lucius M. - Complete101. Rather be Sinned together than Blessed alone reviewsSirius is fed up with Remus being a believing wizard. How can Remus worship God while Sirius is right in front of him, and always there when he needs him? And it's not like Remus has a halo either! Sirius'll show him. Oh, he'll show him good...Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-2-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete102. Hush puppy, You're all mine reviewsI was bathing relaxish-ly,when all of a sudden, he rushed in and completely tried to smother me' One kiss fixes it all. But they need a bit more to express thirteen years of absentees... Will one night get it right?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-26-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete103. Him and His reviewsSirius&Remus. Its post HBP, put DH wasn't out yet, when I wrote this... so, don't be too surprised if it's all in shambles. They die, but they're happy... Don't like Tonks, and am bit negative 'bout her. Mentions of making-out but none explicit.R&R PleaseHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete104. True Gryffindor Bravery reviewsYou're the red-and-golden boy everyone loves but you don't deserve it. Because you weren't even brave enough to stay. And when we meet again - if we meet again - I hope it's to tell me that you've finally found your heart. Because it was mine first.LMJP.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-08 - James P. & Lucius M. - Complete105. Love Like This reviewsSometimes he thought he was stupid and plane hopeful. But maybe he wasn't. Even though the end was near, one kiss and he knew that it was alright. M for talk, but no explicit sex. Incest/BoyOnBoy. First one out of five, all 'bout Reg and Siri.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-15-08 - Regulus B. & Sirius B. - Complete106. Rubber ducks reviewsMello/Near, but mostly Near's pov. It's the morning after the first time-Near's ass hurts, Matt invades the room and Mello gets to save Near from a rubber duck. M for language, no actual explicit sex.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-10-08 - Mello & Near - Complete107. Perfect, you and me reviewsMarauders era. 2nd S/R oneshot, out of my wide collection. winks Review and I'll post an other one! So, Remus is in love and Sirius kisses him. Sounds great... but turns out to be confusing. Yet, they're perfect. Trust me. R&R please. S/R. M. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-7-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete108. Over pride and onto all fours reviewsTitle matches the activities, but not the positions Rated M for a reason. RS. R&R please.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-6-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete109. Love In The Dark » reviewsMarauders era, RS. Remus and Sirius are an item, but only at night, no one's allowed to know. But then people start finding out, and it's madness. Will they manage to be together without losing their friends? R&R please!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,618 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-3-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete110. If my Love isn't enough » reviewsJames falls in love with Lucius,and thus begin the best and worse parts of his life,as he struggles to make Lucius his,gives him his trust /and his virginity/ and fights to keep Lucius in his arms forever. Can Love be enough to keep them together forever?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 45,950 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-2-08 - James P. & Lucius M.111. Breathing reviewsThe whole concept of breathing seems off to Harry-he sometimes forgot he's supposed to breathe, it seems so irrelevant. But Draco's not, and that's what makes him ponder: what do I breathe for? HarryDraco-Harry-centric as he ponders about it in bed.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
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