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Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter. Simplicity is Bliss is a specimen of Pongo Blondicus Pacifica, a rare American subspecies of the very small primate order of Pongidea. Her habitat shifts greatly as she migrates around her range, which stretches from several national parks in the mountains to coast. However, her central range, and the one she may be found with the most frequency, consists of a valley. Interestingly, an additional natural habitat is a black pinstipe suit. Unlike many primates, she is not omnivorous, subsisting entirely on vegetation, fruits, nuts, eggs and dairy. Blondicus Pacifica is, unusually for the genus, not arboreal, and prefers bipedalism as a main method of locomotion. Simplicity is known to scientists to be chatty and is famous for her 'ook!' usually shrieked at British scientists for reasons unknown. I don't write one specific genre of fics, and bounce around from horror to romance to humor. I tend to write a lot of one shots, either ones associated with my current WiP or ones that can stand alone. My romances are fluffy, my humors are strange, adventures are political, and my horrors creepy and gory. You'll find more or less all my soapbox issues in my longer stories, as well as my personal philosophies. Also, large doses of history, economics, science, and politics will be found. WiP: Ibex: Harry Potter has traveled back to the year that shaped his life--1981; his actions will change the face of the world. A story of morality and amorality and the very thin and sometimes non-existent line between them. Dark!Evil!Harry, gore, violence Hellion: A Marauderized Harry has been unleashed upon Hogwarts and the world at large. World, fear for your sanity! Hogwarts, run for your life! Giant squid, don't forget 1975! A Siriusly raised Harry. Likes: Dislikes: Favorite pairings: Black-listed pairings: Blanket legal spiel: I own nothing but any and all original characters used to fill out the edges of the stories I write, as well as my original plot lines. I do not use these tales for fiscal gain and no copyright infringement is intended. Specific Legal spiel: Empire's Workshop is not affiliated with the book by the same title. I am not writing about American imperialism in Latin American--interesting stuff, but this is fanfiction. I merely borrowed the title because the idea fits the first story. Deviantart Original writing, photography, etc. "Everything we do or try is corrupt? What are we supposed to do with our lives?” "That's blasphemy!" said the vampire. "People that are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do." "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." --C.S. Lewis "I hate like hell to be respectable!"--Frank Walsh, Labor lawyer, Irish nationalist, Chair of the Commission on Industrial Relations | |||||||||||||
1. Cain and Able reviewsMoments through the eyes of the brothers Black, depicting jealousy, anger, and the tragedy of childhood betrayals. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-29-09 - Regulus B. & Sirius B. - Complete2. Tango & Little Threads » reviewsA pair of stories; one, a tale of warmth and love, the second one of desperation and cold. The story of Remus and Tonks.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 11-28-09 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete3. The Ten Eleven? Commandments reviewsThere are rules by which Lucius Malfoy must live. Most of them come from his wife. LM/NM one shot. Crack!ficHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-28-09 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete4. The Seven Weasley Virtues » reviewsSinners are always more interesting than the virtuous, right? Rated for violence and language in later chapters.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 4-9-09 - Bill W. & Charlie W.5. Let Go reviews“Why won't you let go!” Snape snarled, flinging another scarlet hex at Remus, who dodged. “Fight back! Show that Gryffindor bravery!” “'Let go? You actually,” Remus laughed, stumbling on a chair, “want me—the dangerous mongrel half-breed—to go?" AUHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-28-09 - Remus L. & Severus S. - Complete6. Ibex » reviewsHarry Potter has traveled back to the year that shaped his life--1981; his actions will change the face of the world. A story of morality and non-morality and the very thin and sometimes non-existent line between them. Dark!Evil!Harry, gore, violenceHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,368 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 1-26-09 - Harry P. & Albus D.7. Race in the Long Grass reviewsThe cool wet of the long grass soaked his pant legs and Sirius could feel the wet, soft earth mush under his feet. The grass was soft as he and Remus whipped through it, laughing and talking trash." MWPP OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete8. Fey reviewsIt is times like these that Narcissa clings to the ethereal tatters of dreams. They are the edges of the reality she longs to escape. Set during DH, Narcissa/Luna. Warnings: femme!slash, slightly cross-gen, bit grisly. One shot, complete.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-9-09 - Narcissa M. & Luna L. - Complete9. Hellion » reviewsA Marauderized Harry has been unleashed upon Hogwarts and the world at large. World, fear for your sanity! Hogwarts, run for your life! Giant squid, don't forget 1975! A Siriusly raised Harry. Obviously, highly AU.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,708 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 2-10-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B.10. RUMInations » reviewsWhirlwind stories of angst, sadness, and anger, but most of all, love. Inspired by the poetry of Rumi. Fluff, angst and goodness knows what else. RLSB slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 4-11-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B.11. Hollyhocks reviewsThey were his mother's favorite flower, and for that alone he should rip the damn plant out of the ground." RL/SB. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-10-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete12. The Grey and the Gold » reviewsSeries of oneshots depicting the life and romance of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black. Humor, unholy amounts of fluff, and such contained within.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-6-09 - Published: 6-28-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B.13. Aware and Uneasy reviewsThey are the broken werewolf and the fractured noble. Two puzzle pieces that mostly fit." SBRL slash oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete14. Time reviewsAfter Sirius accidentally destroys a time-turner, he and Remus are thrown into the future. RLSB slash, time travel duh , and mostly canon pairings. Onshot challenge for BlackLupin's 6MC.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-26-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete15. Empire's Workshop » reviewsHarry has decided Dumbledore is distinctly lacking and other options are starting to look more palatable. Dark!Manipulative!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Formerly An Uncertain Goddess. Abandoned and up for adoption.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 11-22-08 - Harry P.16. Increasing Uncertainty » reviewsSideshots to Empire's Workshop formerly An Uncertain Goddess . Dark!Manipulative!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 12-2-08 - Harry P.17. Watching reviewsLily and James watch the lives of those they love, sometimes until the very end. Canon pairings. Dialog only. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-7-09 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete18. Apples reviewsSomething cracked. Something peeled. Insane!Harry, torture, graphic violence and gore, character death. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-1-09 - Harry P. - Complete19. Generations of Rights » reviewsAlex conquered Dumbles and Voldemort, but has an obligation left--to the goblins. Political!Harry, Gray!Harry. RLxHP. Elements of crack!fic. AU, OCC, identity-changed!Harry. Sequel to Blood Mage and accompaniment to The Aconite Collections. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,379 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 9-15-08 - Remus L. & Harry P. - Complete20. The Aconite Collections » reviewsCompilation of oneshots set in the universe of "Blood Mage" and "Generations of Rights." Moments in the lives of Alexandros/Harry and the rest of the cast. Slash, sexual references, adult language, AU, OCC behavior, elements of crack!fic.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,900 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 6-16-08 - Harry P. & Remus L.21. And 'Dead' reviewsAlbus Dumbledore imitates a Cold War-era public service announcement, much to muggleborn amusement. CompleteHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-10-08 - Harry P. & Albus D. - Complete22. The Very Secret Diaries of Harry James Potter » reviewsEver wondered what the journals of a very bored Harry Potter would look like? Crack!fic Slash implied. AU, OCCHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 8-6-08 - Harry P.23. How Sirius Got His Name reviewsFar back in the Black family history, a couple attempt to decide their unborn child's name. A naming tradition is born that will haunt Sirius some eight hundred years later. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-08 - OC - Complete24. Blood Mage » reviewsHarry disappeared for three years, only to return as a very different man. HP/RL, Grey!Harry, identity changes, Evil!Dumbledore, serious slash, Dark Lord mocking, and political!Harry. OOC behavior and AU. Elements of crack!fic. CompleteHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,167 - Reviews: 247 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 6-7-08 - Harry P. & Remus L. - Complete25. Foot Steps and Rifts reviewsA short character study of Severus Snape, depicting a view of what made him who he was. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-08 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete26. Fairy Webs and Spider Wings reviewsZeppelin smiles and Cheshire chuckles echo, emanating from a Mad Hatter Harry. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-08 - Harry P. & Remus L. - Complete27. Darkest Lord reviewsHarry Potter has outstripped all the competition for title of "Dark Lord." All competition ever. Torture, suggestions of non-con. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete28. Midnight Winter King reviewsSalazar Slytherin stands in the cold, surveying Hogwarts.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-28-08 - Godric G. & Salazar S. - Complete29. London Town is BurningTen years after the fall of the Golden Boy, nothing is left. Rated for non-graphic gore. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Published: 6-7-08 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete30. Breathe reviewsAfter a long silence, Harry returns. Snarry, HPxSSHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-08 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete31. With Eyes of Green reviewsA moment of peace in a world after war. Slash, one shot. HPxDMHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-8-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
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