Murder Junkie
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since: 12-15-07, id: 1445244, Profile Updated: 03-16-10
Author has written 1 story for BioShock.

Age: 25

Sex: Female

Name: Not likely, pal.

Aliases: Murja, MurJana, Murder Junkie, Junkie Murderer, various combination's there of...

Likes: Reading, Writing, Video Games, Slash fiction(yaoi and yuri)

Dislikes: Working, Dating, Anything that takes time

Fandoms: Batman, Manhunt, Condemned, Transformers, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Danny Phantom, Ben 10, Bioshock, anything interesting, really...

Disabilities: Mental. Literally crazy, here. Get a cheque from the government each month and everything.

Abilities: I can insult you and compliment you in the same breath. I also make excellent popcorn.


Bio: I'm clinically insane, and if you doubt that for even a moment, I'll happily pry out your molars with my pliers to prove it. I'm a basement dweller. Okay, so I'm an attic dweller, now... Older houses don't have livable basements...

In spite of enjoying writing quite a bit, and this being a site for sharing such writing, I won't be. If anyone I knew irl were to see any of it, I'd get locked up "for my own safety" again. And as much as I enjoy hospital food (see; Sarcasm), hospitals as a rule are boring. As such, this account is just for giving reviews.

Regardless of how stable I am, and how willing I am to inflict bodily harm, I'm not a bad person for the most part. I don't flame, and I don't bash. If one of my reviews comes out sounding like a flame, it's probably because you're used to everybody kissing your ass and can't take criticism worth a damn.

However... If you have any problems with me or one of my reviews, please pm me. I would rather converse in private about any possible misunderstandings. Feel free to chew me out, as I sometimes "lose track of reality," and may very well have been just as insulting as you think. This is never intentional, and I wholeheartedly apologize to anyone I've offended during one of these moments.

Now get lost.


Update- Seems I'm writing a story after all... Who'd a thunk it?

1. Hell under Glass reviews
The story of what happens when Vita-Chambers malfunction... Based off of Peculiar Objects of Interest, chapter 10. Warning! Contains hints of slash, science gone wrong, and Jack not killing splicers!
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-16-10 - Jack R.