“Always remember you are unique… just like everyone else”.

I Just Moved From Asia To Africa!! Aah!! I’m dying!! Ahem. UPDATE: it has now been over 8 months in kenya, and no, i am not dying. It's pretty fun here i suppose.

Penname: I changed from LilyScorpius to PotterCullenGirl because I read Twilight and all and couldn’t stop myself from changing my purely HarryPotterish name to something more PotterCullenish –GRIN—sorry if I have confused anyone. I once promised myself never to change my penname buuuut… I’m a weirdo so who cares.

I AM: now a 15 year old demented authoress and obsessed fanfiction reader. Im muslim and ive visited and lived in like a billion places. I used to be OBSESSED with Harry Potter… like literally. I LOVE it and have read each book too many times for my own good. I’ve written three fanfics all that take place after the epilogue. I was very disappointed with book7 and the epilogue actually, but I liked the world it opened up.

Also, I still like Harry Potter but on 10th July 2008 I was introduced to the Twilight series (God Bless e-books and my friend who actually searched for it)… and I fell in love. So now, I have TWO obsessions! As if I wasn’t already demented enough. Currently, I’ve been reading A LOT of twilight fanfics although I haven’t tried writing any yet. I really ADORE reading Edward’s POV because he can listen to people’s thoughts and he is so cute when he is all confuzzled. I like to read Mike (-humour only!- no bashing), Emmet (but not the relationship with Rosalie), Alice (once again, Humour!), Bella and Edward (DUH!), Jacob (sometimes), and anything involving the Cullens as a family.

I love anything supported by twilight canon including missing moments. I dislike All-Human Twilight FFs in which the only resemblance anything in the story has with twilight canon is that Edward is godlike and hot… dudes! At least TRY to make the characters seem in character! Edward is not a man-whore and Bella is not a slut who falls into Edward’s arms at a club after roslaie and alice force her to drink and dress up like a prostitute.

i love to review because writers deserve it. i love to recieve reviews like a baziliion times more becasue they give you such a super amazing feeling!! and i always try to reply to reviews. feedback deserves feedback! haha.

Mainly I read and write A LOT of humour and romance because they rock! But sometimes I read angst too and I end up loving every single sniffy sobby lumpy angsty word!!

Harry Potter Ships I ADORE (currently): Scorpius/Rose, Scorpius/Lily, James/Lily... apart from that i get thes mood swings like i'll be obsessed with teddy/victoire one week and i'll read anything with the weasley twins the next and after that i'll spend hours hunting for remus/tonks... i read almost everything canon.

Harry Potter Characters I ADORE: Scorpius Malfoy, lily potter II, Teddy Lupin, Sirius Black, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Mad Eye Moody, Albus Dumbledore (I deny that he was gay though), Minerva McGonagall, Fred Weasley, George Weasley and I s’pose Snape (but only because the sod made me cry when he died).

also i add stories to my favourites only when i really like them so check them out if you think you like the smae type of stuff i do cuz they rock! :)!

NOTE: my bio used to be insanely long, full of copy pasteys and random excerpts. I deleted all of those and most of my favourite quotes to save you from terrible irritation and pain but I’ve left those I’d rather not forget. So skip to the end if you already have not done so! :)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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Whoever said nothing’s impossible, they never tried slamming a revolving door!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

I don’t suffer from insanity…I enjoy every minute of it!

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!

There are three kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can’t.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Favorite Quotes:

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music."

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it -W. C. Fields

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me- Fred Allen

I intend to live forever. So far, so good - Steven Wright

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.-Mitch Hedberg

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.-Laurence J. Peter

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please -Mark Twain

All men are equal before fish -Herbert Hoover

Never fight an inanimate object. -P. J. O'Rourke

THANKYOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS OR SCROLLING DOWN QUICKLY TO THIS POINT (whatever worked for you.) hopefully, you’ll check out my FFs and perhaps leave a review. Much Love, LilyScorpius… erm… PotterCullenGirl (ugh… I think it’s going to take me a while to get used to this PCG name.)

M'Wah

Also, send me a PM should it ever strike your fancy. love, PotterCullenGirl