Name: Don't feel like tellin' ya

Nationality: Mexican, and a proud one at that.

Beliefs: Cristian, not catholic, not Jewish, Cristian. Only Jesus, no saint shit, no holy Mary shit, just the holly trinity: the father, the son and the holy ghost. because all the others are just that BULLSHIT.

Age: 16

Gender: male

Favorite Anime/Manga: DBZ (die hard classic (at least for me)), Naruto, Full metal alchemist, Full metal panic series, Blood , Onegai teacher/twins.

Favorite phrase (and way of life):

Trust no one

Love a Few

Befriend all.

Things I hate:

Yaoi.- It's not f-k.ng right

Emo.- so dam dramatic maybe if the were more... normal it wouldn't be so bad.

Gay.- It's simply not natural.

racism.- wrong.

Things I like:

Futurist designs for eco-homes, you see I've always dreamed with a mush covered stone wall with parts sticking out and light water currents running down them while having the walls covered in bamboo with reinforced crystal panels on the floor and walls.

smart conversations

annoying people

Dr. House.

causing mayhem.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

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Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile and add your name:
By Order of ChaosLink, Dark_Magician_41, Nine-Tailed Uzumaki, Arashi Kitsune-sama, Fresh Prince of Konoha, Orpheon

If you absolutely REFUSE to grow up copy this into your profile

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 3 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

3) Or if you are like me "Try not to laugh"

About the 3th option up there, it's because I'm so fucking sick of hearing people cry and mourn the dead one and no even lift a finger to do something about it but instead spend 3 million hours writing and reading this kind of things. Dammit people DO something not write something

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Don't mistake Intelligence with experience, don't mistake experience with wisdom, don't mistake wisdom with the spirit, doing so is the foolishness of the men. Orpheon age 16.

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,

flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to

another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are w e

sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

For those who prefer to think that God is not watching over us...go

ahead and delete this. For the rest of us... pass this on.

-Here's the pic for the forbiden fortress, not the best drawing but it'll give you an idea of what it looks like: http://theanoyance.deviantart.com/art/forbiden-fortress-103517458