Shello dudes and duddetes! And welcome to my account!

Call me MJ, Ninja, Cherry Jam, CJ, MJA, or Mich~!

Avatar comment: Ah, the Joker. He always wears a malicious smile on his face despite the situation, whatever it may be. I love the Joker, always did...~

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hmw95, it took me so long to realize the touching thing you said about me on your profile, and I would like to apologize for being so blind. ~w~

I love your stories, you must continue writing/updating! =D

btw, if you haven't already read her stories- GO NOW OR I SHALL EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS...owO

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Read this PWNsome Comic!: http://achird.deviantart.com/art/Flower-Delivery-status-is-fail-109886238

Most of the avatars I use are not mine, so please don't sue me.

Gender: ...I'm an IT, I don't have a gender. =3

Favorite TV shows: Hmmm... I'm really fond of TMNT, as well as Pokemon, Digimon, Sonic, Wolf's rain, Angel Tales, Ranma 1/2, and so many others.

Birthday: May 10, 1996

Favorite music: Linkin park, Three days grace, toybox, Sum 41, Cascada, Simple plan, Papa Roach, Korn, Skillet, Matchbook Romance, Seether, Aqua, ABBA, Queen, Disturbed, Zeromancer, Vocaloid stuff, Fall Out Boy, Thousand Foot Crutch, Nox Arcana, Disney stuff, and Nickleback! Sonic, Digimon, Pokemon... Video game music in general rock also~~~

Favorite food: I LOVE pizza! Mmm...Macaroni and cheese is pretty good too though...

Favorite phrases: Oh boy... so many...

"If the world chooses to become my enemy...I will fight as I always have." Shadow the Hedgehog, from Sonic 360

"There is no problem that can't be solved with explosives." -General Ulbrek, movie: Valkyrie

"What's the point of being sane if it's more fun being INSANE?!" -Gomez24, Skyfighter's forum

"Will...stop setting the fluff and the forest on fire. -_-" Eternal Shining Pikmin on Slazer's RP

"Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had "real" tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!" -American Mc'gee's Alice, the Cheshire Cat.

"Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." -R.D. Laing

"When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends" -Japanese Proverb

Batman: Dark Knight Quotes

Harvey Dent: Alfred, right?
Alfred Pennyworth: That's right, sir.
Harvey Dent: Rachel talks about you all the time. You've known her for her whole life.
Alfred Pennyworth: Not yet, sir.
Harvey Dent: Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?
Alfred Pennyworth: -smiles- Oh, you have no idea.

Bruce Wayne: I knew the mob wouldn’t go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred Pennyworth: You crossed the line first, sir. You hammered them. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn’t fully understand. Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Slaughter is the best medicine –Written on a truck

“You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” –Harvey Det

"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" -The Joker

"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!" -The Joker

-holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth- "Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious?" -The Joker

The Chechen: What do you propose?
The Joker: It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
-mobsters laugh-
Salvatore Maroni: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
The Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.

"The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming." -Harvey Dent

Batman: Then why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: -laughs- I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
The Joker: Yeah.

Gambol: -to The Joker- Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
The Joker: How about a magic trick?
-pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table-
The Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
-Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who slams his face into the pencil and kills him-
The Joker: Ta-daa! It's... it's gone.

Bruce Wayne: The bandit in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.

Batman: This city just shown you that it's full of people ready to believe in good.
The Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle over Gotham's soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.
Batman: What did you do?
The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
-the Joker laughs non-stop as Batman walks away and the cops come to arrest him-

"You and your kind, all you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!" -The Joker

-Batman slams The Joker's head on a table-
The Joker: Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.
-Batman slams a fist down on Joker's hand-
The Joker: -pretends not to feel it- See?

"It’s a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It’s fair." -The Joker

“You… you just couldn’t let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptable aren’t you? You won’t kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-rightousness. And I won’t kill you because…you’re just too much fun. I get the feeling that you and I are destined to do this forever.” -The Joker

"See, I’m a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder…and dynamite…and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They’re cheap!" -The Joker

Gotham National Bank Manager: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!?
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.

The Joker: -to Rachel- A little fight in ya. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.

Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. He'll hate you for it. But that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the righteous.
Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you finally get to say "I told you so."
Alfred Pennyworth: Today, sir, I don't want to.
-pauses for several moments-
Alfred Pennyworth: But I did bloody tell you.

Memes I somehow get tagged to do...-w-;

Dear William Frost,

I’m sorry to say man, but your wanted by the Mafia. I think I realized it the first of May under the bus and I saw you drive out My Father. I’m sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That Extreme Makeover sucks. I’m returning Your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without A new life as a clone

Go jump off a cliff,

-Mich-

~How to do~:

Dear (the last person you talked to.),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but 1 . I think I realized it 2 3 and I saw you 4 5 . I'm sure you're 6 enough to understand 7 . I'm returning 8 to you, but I'll keep 9 as a memory. You should also know that I 10 11 .

12 ,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Murder Around the Clock by Hugh Pentecost: “Webber turned for the window.”

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

My Yu-Gi-Oh pillow and the remote control

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Goosebumps: How I Got My Shrunken Head

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:08?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:00 Midnight…..Must go to bed...-shifty eyes-

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Absolute silence……other than the ticking of my clock

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I dun like the sun. D(

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Kitty’s last post in my friend Slazer’s RP

9. What are you wearing?

Shorts and a T-shirt~

10. Did you dream last night?

It was...a creepy dream...

11. When did you last laugh?

I can't remember. D;

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

A Pikachu clock, and a whole lot of pictures

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Other than my friends and myself, no not really…..

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Very. very. long.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Nightmare Before Christmas!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy.

Sonic the Hedgehog and the TMNT~!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I like Cherry Jam. Best thing eva!!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would break the rules of Physics, and bring cartoons to life!!

19. Do you like to dance?

...Perhaps.

20. George Bush:

Was the president of the U.S. for a while...~

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Anastasia

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Nicodemus

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Depeeeeeeends...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

“I will forgive every sin you did in life."

25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR profile.

1. Briannel-Tango

2. Maiden of the Undead

3. SatAMNerd15

4. Berry Eon

5. Randomly Evil One

6. orangexxpopsicle

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Friends:(there's so many, i'm losing track! x333) :

Cloudykitty=CS

HopeThePixii=PB

William Frost=Will

Eternal Shining Pikmin= Pikkeh

ClinicallyInsaneAndDangerous= CIAD

Slazer= GJ

Fluffy Lady= MM

MakitoxNamekaze= Maki

Bolt the Wolf= Bolt

inudemon02= Inu

DarkCloud 780= Darks

Brice Smudar= Brice

Berry Eon=Berry

Areolfos= Areo

Thorns1994= Plasma

EkaSwede= Eka

Human Pikachu= HP

Eridani23=Gummy Bear

SilencedLegends=Eshe

narutosfangurl=Picassa

Rose of Hope=Raven

Bubblyshell22=Bubbly

Pae=Pae

ashdemon=Ash

Maiden of the Undead=Vinceta

Bookworm9194=Bookie

romance demon=Scarlet

Willowfly=Willow

Jarred706= Pizza

Charmander Lover= CL

Briannel-Tango= Tango

triplexxx=X

Tombies-andCo=Shellfish

tmnt700=Raphaella

kaleesue=Kalee

elementalmaster= EM

sugarcrazedninja=sugar

SatAMNerd=Sat

orangexxpopsicle= Senie

The Randomly Evil One= Jason, and...I think that's everyone! o3o If I forgot anyone, please let me know!

Pets: My cute little white doggy Artura! And mah hamster, Raticate.

Thank you soooooo much to all of you who has ever reviewed my stories! You make me so happy! ~._~.

Current Stories

Infected- So, this one has a bit of a problem. XP It's been like half a year since the last update, which is very sad, but Achird and I have gotten back to work on it recently! 8D Expect an update sometime over summer vacation~

Recycled- I've got no idea where this story was heading when it was first written. XD; However, It shall be continued...sometime...

A TMNT Carol-Yay! I have finally posted my first story! Not really proud of this one either...I'm not continuing this one...maybe...

Animalia- Hm...I'm not to proud of this one...I felt I could have done better...but...THANK YOU VINNY AND GUMMY! X3

Stories I plan to write in the future...

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REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
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and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
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and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
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My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

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Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name onto the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, xGarbiellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-FiRe-StArFiRe', MyHeroRaven, xCanYouHandleThisx, Forbidden Dragon, OceanSapphire, KousukeAsazukiFallenAngel Kit, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Ileana425, Michael J Angelo

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Ileana425, Micheal J Angelo

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were day dreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you pee yourself in public and hug your imaginary boyfriend Sanchez for support. Crazy is when your alter egos begin to boss you around and date fictional characters while you are crying in a corner, then you burst into a happy song when someone asks you whats the matter. Crazy is when you are bored you start talking to your alter egos and somehow kill one of the alter egos boyfriend, and now you are hiding from her wrath even though she is in your head. Crazy is obsessing over Edward Elric and marrying him and having make believe smex with him and fangirling over him constantly. Crazy is wandering around London in a Lust cosplay outfit and randomly shouting "RED DAWN" at the top of your voice in the most crowded places possible. Crazy is when you talk to your stuffed animals continuesly thinking one of them is Edward Elric that turned into a dog. Crazy is when you burst out laughing at nothing in particular in a very quiet room during your final exams. Crazy is when you laugh like a madman in the middle of a touching moment in the movie theatre and quote movies/video games constantly for no reason.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart etc are Yoai. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yoai pairings. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know it's only a matter of time were invaded by Irkens, paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you doubt your own insanity all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paster this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Ileana425, Michael J Angelo

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you usually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever wished that you could be a videogame character then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the end is near and we need to start believing in christ then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you say 'yeah...' a lot copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been told by anyone "Be yourself," and you tried to but only got yelled at by someone for being different, add this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile...

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Cow farts are responsible for the emission of most of the planet's methane gas. If you think that those vegetarian people are actually polluting more than the normal cow-consuming person, copy and paste this into your profile, and then go eat a hamburger

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (I was scared looooong before I found this out. lD;)

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

If you'd believe a drunken hobo before you'd believe the government, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the government has covered up the existance of extraterrestrials, paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Do you like waffles? Do you like pancakes? Do you like french toast? If you can't wait to get a mouthful, copy and paste this in your profile.

If random people scare you, DON'T copy and paste this in your profile. If you ARE a random person but you still scare yourself sometimes, then you CAN copy and paste this in your profile. If this doesn't make any sense to you, copy and paste this in your profile and see an eye doctor.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said somthing twice and not even noticed, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect, Copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list:danyan,StarDragon411,Mystic Katt,TrueThinker,Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42,crocgirl2815,mewmewice, RulerofFire, Michael J Angelo

If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't stop putting these things on your profile,copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, anime-adorer2006, WinterLoveSong,otherrealmwriter, Grogie13, RulerofFire, Michael J Angelo

Rock 'n' roll's still alive! It will never be replaced by hip-hop and rap no matter how much those guys try to convince us they're better! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile for the sake of rock 'n' rollers like me!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you managed to copy and paste to many things, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh,copy this into profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane,copy this to your profile.

If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!If you are really random put this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes CRAPPY. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wondered who the HELL came up with the idea of bending in front of a cow and squeezing the flappy pink things under it to see if something comes out and DRINKING whatever crap comes out, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word, and you have at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you now draw The Joker's symbol on celebrities faces and/or notebooks, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.: RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, HeartFlare05, RecklessxDreamer, xXSilentMelodiesXx , Inteme-Diamond, blacksakura13, Will the wolfwood fanatic, Michael J Angelo

~Michael J Angelo