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Author has written 73 stories for Pokémon, Warhammer, Adventure Quest, Dungeons and Dragons, Warriors, Naruto, Magic: The Gathering, Command & Conquer, Twilight, Order of the Stick, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, X-overs, Fullmetal Alchemist, Super Smash Brothers, Fire Emblem, Dominic Deegan, and Resident Evil. FEEVEE IS 17. FEAR HER. Our Shipper For thine is the romance, for the loved and the lost, Amen. Prayer of the Church of the Shipping Goddess. Anyone who's interested in my Fictionpress account, my account is http://www.fictionpress.com/~felixlorn Hey! I just posted the Lorn family logo on Deviantart. The link is- http://adamstonez256.deviantart.com/art/Lorn-Family-Logo-98489006. Go look at it. Next up will be the Jaster family. In fact, it's up now!, at http://adamstonez256.deviantart.com/art/Jaster-Family-Logo-98490391. Enjoy! Stories Current Origins (DragonFable/AdventureQuest) The Spirit in the Blade (Warhammer Fantasy) Born of the Dragon (Dungeons and Dragons) Perfect Storm (Pokemon) Origins of the Clans (Warriors) Double Trouble (Pokemon) Twisted Revenge (Pokemon) Differing Opinions (Pokemon) Drawing Parallels (Naruto) Reversal and Revenge (Pokemon) Ebony meets ANI: A crossover Fic (pokemon) Transformation: Love Makes the Strongest Bonds Capture: A Dark Experiment Tales of the Blades Fan and Flute (Naruto) Why I'm Whisky and Mistletoe (Naruto) Why I'm Not Allowed to Either The Nine Tales The Konohan War Naruto Upbringing (Naruto) Of the Aura (Pokemon) Like Mothers, Like Daughter (Harry Potter) Mary, Thy Name is Sue (Pokemon) The Outsiders (Super Smash Bros.) Mary, Thy Name is Sue (Pokemon) Planned Citrus Safari (Pokemon) Infernal (Temeraire) Hey, for readers of Reversal and Revenge who want to know what would happen if the rest of the world stepped in, this is the place. Fight the war. A kind of roleplay. Join one side or the other. (Under contruction) My current, Flareon, avatar was not made by me. It is temporary. Hello, i live in England, and uh, i love pokemon, warhammer and Magic the Gathering as well as other things like Dragonfable, Astro Empires and Order of the Stick. My accounts on Astro Empires are Alpha-Lord Seth Ryuuga, Beta-Blade of Shadows, Epsilon-Black Phoenix. Come talk to me. Or join my guilds! As a name, Lix will do. Or the Dragon Prince. Or Espeon, as i was metamorphasized by Mew in a review on 'In Mew's World'. Don't ask, read it and my reviews for the full story. That's why most of my reviews at the moment have espeon speech in them. According to Semeuke.com, i'm a clueless Uke! Whatever that means! But i retook the test, and this time i came out as a badass uke. BETTER. I did some Naruto personality tests. Results-Gaara, Tsunade, Kakashi (yay for them!) Ino, and Naruto, (twice. But i saw that coming.) My favourite pokemon are the eeveelutions. I have a strange and disturbing fixation with Espeon, so if i write a pokemon fic without one be very, very surprised. I also love all dragon pokemon, including semi-dragons like Charizard and Gyrados. The Best fic i ever read is Pokemon Master by Acey. Go to his site for the full version. I'm not kidding. It's better than many things i've read that are published that have made money. Finally, if you like the trainer card, you can create your own at www.pokecharms.com. I am a proud member of Umbreon Mastah's Meta KnightXJigglypuff Army! Position? The Espeon Duo! My favourite shippings- Pokemon Naruto Harry Potter Now for a list of cool Quotes! "Is it still necrophilia if I'm conscious?" "That's what i love about working for Torchwood. By day, we save the Earth from the scum of the galaxy. By night, we're the wedding fairies." "Fire Magnet! Target Tyranid Carnifex at Ten o'clock!" (Against Necrons) "But why is the rum gone?" "Because you and i are alike. And there will come a moment when you have the chance to show it. To do the right thing." "Johnny, don't even think about it." "Elan knows more than me... The entire foundation of my world is collapsing... Up is down, black is white... nothing makes sense anymore!" Something funny about Vista. "You are Banned from Springfield Museum! You, and your children, and your children's children! "Have you done your homework?" "We are seperated from America by a common language." "I think it important to my life that i keep living." "History is written by the winners. That's why French History books are empty!" "Don't you trust me?" "You attack me verbally, i'll fight back in kind! But physically." "I honestly think that in some parts of america, they have started to mate with vegetables." "So yes, we do have TWO top tips for you tonight. Number 1, yes you can buy rather than rent. Number 2, don't go to America." (randomly in an English lesson) If it can't be solved by violence, it's not worth solving. "No, you don't get it. You think yo9u get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" "Hey, guys. Good morning. Sorry I'm late. Afraid I got lost on the path of life. " (Talking to Orochimaru) "I don't care if you are one of the Sannin, the three shinobi of legend. I swear, take one more step towards Sasuke, and one of us will die here!" "Behind this mask is...Another mask! Pretty cool, huh?" "Shannaro!" (original Japanese only; it roughly means "Hell yeah!") "Oh, yeah! Bring 'em on!" "Guy sensei is the coolest! He practically GLOWS with cool!" "You're the last of your clan, eh? Then your clan perishes today..." (to Kimimaro) "I retract any insults to Mew, humbly asking she leave me as i am." "Humble? Ha! You? Ha! You don't know the meaning of the word." "Not now please, i'm pleading with a god." "You did well, Tweet." Well!? Thought Felix. You just got OWNED by a Sentret! "He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday." "You know that secret? The one that wakes you up at night in a cold sweat? The one you think no-one else in the world knows? Well, guess what." "I say victory is better than honour." "Shibi actually spoke with you?” Hayate questioned. “Cause I’m Naruto! Future Hokage! Container of the nine-tailed fuzz ball!” “Yes. Naruto struck again.” Haku teased. “He brought home an Oto-nin. Can we keep him?” "Plus, we can ram stuff." "Honesty is the Best Policy." "You have a very weird logic train." The pain would pass. Sarpedon had had worse. And he still had seven legs left, damnit. "There are some things it is pointless to lecture on. Many are the times i have extolled the virtues of abstinence to the laity. Few are the times i have been listened to." "For the Emperor, Tellos." "Don't you just hate it when people assume they're more powerful than you just because they're a demigod?" "Hey, by the way, i told everyone you were taking care of a sick grandmother over in Fuchsia. Somehow your grandmother died of cancer. I'm sorry." "So then, who would you rather be with? Emma Watson, Leona Lewis, or our fit english teacher? (not kidding, you haven't met her. Tough luck for you, good luck for us. Less competition.) "I disagree with what you say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it." "I disagree with what you say, and i'll fucking KILL you if you try and tell me it!" "Like i'm going to let my wallet out of my sight. Hey, where's my wallet?" "And I spent three of those weeks in Turkey and Kos!" God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. It's not that I don't beleive in a god; it's that I am certain there is no such thing. "Dolphins are nothing but camp sharks." May wrath of evil disturb the one who disturbs this holy grail. "Did you just insult me? Because if you did, you might not survive long enough to meet her!" "I haven't finished my lunch yet!" "I would kill you, but i have no barbecue sauce." "I don't expect you to obey my rules, i expect you to die if you disobey them." "You need to put your HEART and SOUL into your quotes." "All of existence is a giant game of Spore." "I'm gonna go over to those girls, say my name is Beer, and ask if they want some Beer. Nuts." "Fine! I can have deep conversation with the Tod!" "You realise that nothing you do is going to stop me, right?" "I'm the fucking god of the pokemon! YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT!" "Oh drunken sky kitty, we summon thee!" "Yo mammas so ugly the uchiha clan took one look at her and killed themselves!" "Speaking of lemon cloud flavoured custard tarts, whatever the hell happened to my purple fluffy marshmellows?" "Quote!" "Quote!" "You're gonna hit me if i say that." "What would you do if you could go back in time?" "You know what?...woof." "My uncle drowned in a vat of whisky. They tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely." "Hey, look! A rectangle!" "You're like a compulsive liar, but with more planning!" "Oh no! Sepulchure's raising an army of one hundred million undead! Are you thinking what i'm thinking?" "You can either take the drugs, or you can listen to me give you a long speech convincing you to take the pot." This is the Amish computer virus. As we do not have the technology to create an actual computer virus, this works on the principle of trust. Please delete all your files and make your computer crash. Thank you, have a nice day. "The cake is a lie! If the cake is a lie, why is the cupcake a lie?" Mewtwo blinked, and leant back against the tree. Again, one of the longer speeches he'd heard from the detective, and one that was... oddly touching. In a disturbing, nerve wracking kind of a way. "My favourite word begins with 'F' and ends in 'uck'. My favourite word is 'FIRETRUCK', what did you think i'd say?" "Asta la vista, kitt-eh..." "i will cheer you up with the hand boogie! (dances with hands, while singing in a strange accent) The hand boogie, the hand boogie, the hand boogie, quote!" (repeat until quoted!) A duck walks into a bar, and says I've often wondered, with the science experiments nowadays, when we finally work it all out, will everything disappear, and a big neon sign come up, with flashing lights, that says- level 2. "(singing) Seven days to go, seven days to go, seven days to go until my birthday!" "Little sis? You're abusive to your LITTLE sis?" "My speciality is moving things around." "It wasn't murder, it was self defence! And i'll kill anyone who argues with me!" "I wanna kill him!" “One last piece of advice before you head out there- Whatever you do, don’t die.” The only thing that never changes is that all things change. "ZOMG KAWAII!" "Caps Lock. The Cruise Control for AWESOME!" "Knowledge may be Power, but Ignorance is bliss. Which is more Important?" "Knowledge is Ignorance, but Power is Bliss." (Start quote) Orion was already imagining the plan in action, with him in overalls and a cap at the wheel of a van, trundling through the gates and past the guards with not a worry in the world, when he noticed a vital flaw to the plan: he couldn’t drive. Screw that plan, he decided. Maybe he could… bribe the guards! He wanders up to the gate, looking pathetic and miserable, and he begs the guards to let him through. He could pout and hit them with the puppy eyes, and offer up that whiney little Pachirisu, and then they couldn’t NOT let him through! Except he didn’t have Sparkle on him, and well, pouting was rather difficult for any Kabutops to do, especially when he was aiming to look convincingly cute. Orion clacked his scythes together in a quiet clap as he giggled to himself. Breaking into places was rather fun, wasn’t it? Maybe he should get Gajo to do this more often. He was just thinking of his next hair-raising scheme to get past the unsuspecting guards, when he noticed that there was a gap in the fence that he could fit through. The Kabutops shrugged, chastising himself for not noticing it earlier, before he skittered over to it, slipping through the steel mesh and behind a large trash container. He’s pretty stealthy for a… blood-crazed crab. “Happy birthday, Deidara,” said Pein, walking into the room. “Sasori, are you done with the cookies?” "You get no popcorn!" Six months later... "He has his moments of genius. Sometimes he even manages to find the way to his house!" "You get 0 out of 10 for being a human, because your disguise is not convincing!" "Agh! Too many sheets!" (Eats worksheet) (Doing an impression of Stitch) "I will eat your heart!" "The fable of Sable! I've got to write that... (Thinks) Might need some plot first..." "Quote! (Searches pocket for notebook to write it on) DAMN!" "You realise that since you're next to the window, the smell will go past you?" (names changed for internet safety) Lance is drilling some armour with borrowed equpment. It's making a hiss like a loud and angry hornet. This guy comes up, and says "Anyone know any famous vegetarians?" "Or, on the other, we could go save Jack in a blaze of fiery glory, probably dying in the process..." Tristan finished. "The answer to that is a resounding maybe!" "The profiterole was framed!" "(My french teacher to someone who hadn't done coursework) What are you waiting for?" "Just simple mind control." "I am not No.1 on the CIA most wanted list!" "Technically, 'quote!' is not quotable, but 'quote!' is... 'quote!' so..." "While you're out, i'll kill the pepperoni." "What's the point of studying history?" "I need your clothes, youre boots and your porn magazines." "You know what he does that's really annoying?" The entirety of Bill Bailey, Part Troll. :) "God is WIN." “Ok dumb nuts, an ultimate defence are basically a technique or natural ability that shields you from almost all harm.” 'Only for you, you’re just lucky you got me. So maybe you should give me a bit more respect and stop biting the hand that feeds.’ "So, in the future, parents shouldn't let their kids play so much computer games?" "Define a chair." PLEASE NOTE Due to Kaiser's theoretically nonexistent theory of theoretical nonexistence, this profile does not exist...Why are you still here? When life gives you lemons, you make something random, perhaps coke, or fanta, then watch the scientists randomly running round looking for an answer. My mind... it's beginning to unravel, so SOON! Like a tapestry, and some angry KITTENS! (eats tie) "Hey i never told anyone you're bi! (To someone else) Hey, did you know he's bi?" Me-In an alternate universe, you're a nice person.Me and Kaiser-(in exact concert)-NAAAH! "We need several billion pounds worth of funding! Jake, organise a bake sale!" Misa doesn't care how gay boyfriend-chan is, he will have sex with her and he will LIKE it! WAIT, WRONG GENOCIDE. Sunrise? Nah, Baby Jesus is playing with his dimmer switch. After it was attacked by Raccoons... (Sniff) They killed so many... The Raccoons are actually the master race... they ALLOW us to rule... until they think it's time... to STRIKE! The CNN Tower is ACTUALLY a giant demon robot cat, which was defeated by the Raccoon Liberation Front. (Gasp) The headteacher is in league with the Raccoons! Nobody expected the badgers to get involved... WHY?! (Cries) God is part of Tennis! "Sheila Black will be all over me when i show up to lay on the boyish charm. "Do you WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?!" "You want weapons? we're in a library. Books, the best weapons in the world. This rooms the best arsenal we could have." "Someone needs to call the Redundant Department of Redundancy." "yeesh... the worst part of polygamy is that when you get jealous, you can't justify it..." If you lick me, i take your face. "What's their strike range, you say? Let's put it this way. Sagittars aim their bows using MAPS." "KILL ALL ZE ANGELS!" "Oh no... they have doughnuts... THEY HAVE DOUGHNUUUUUUTS!!" "There's the scale... then there's off the scale. But you... you're off the off the scale." “I’ve got a question,” Kame spoke out, “Why is the blond baka our…leader?” "DAMN. I WANTED THAT WIN." "When you buy a shrimp, you're actually just buying it's tail. And what happened to the rest of the shrimp?-" "We must move Forwards! Not backwards, not sideways, not upwards, and definitely not forwards! We must be twirling, twirling, TWIRLING towards freedom." "Suck my cock!" "When hell freezes over!" "You see a debating oppurtunity... i see a long-overdue graveyard." "(sigh) Primary school time again. (starts writing names on board)" "I never high five." "(is slapped) Oo, do you moisturize?" "Big deal. I walk over Everest every day on my way to school." "You are Choujar, son of Choji, lord of chubs." "How high was the tightrope?" "What do you think would happen if one of those floodlights fell over and crushed an innocent Year 7?" "Is being evil a bad thing?" "My mind is in its own seperate universe, you know." "I don't know, that depends whether the raccoons were involved." "My brains turned to molten jelly..." "You know, he has three sisters and they're all secretly him. But he doesn't know, so don't tell him!" "And you're worried, not because you're going to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you're afraid those vampires won't approve of you, Correct?" "January 16th, 2009. Apophis shows signs of originality. "No, even the IDEA of you not mentioning Metal Gear for a day breaks the fabric of reality." "I feel the swirling threads of destiny drawing together..." "If you can't change colour, you're OUT of the Chameleon's Guild! Now GO!" "Are you disappointed in yourself?" "What's better than winning the special olympics? Not meing disabled." "I haven't been horrible recently, have I?" "What happened?" Edward demanded, his voice going flat. "Now back to the original topic, Armadillos!" "So, how many signs of the apocalypse have we had now?" "Dexter, meet Dexter. I'm going to help the two of you get to know each other." "For gods sake, mousse and twist!" "Of course it was a good idea. It came from me." "God is a hamster. We play pools at the weekend." (Ranting about the bible and Jesus) "A NECROPHILIAC STOLE JESUS!" "Pick up me leg, boy, it fell off." "Does god get a bus pass? I mean, he's old..." "Hows your psychiatrist?" "(Uncaring) See my caring face." "Feevee is a GOOD boy." "You play snooker with a hamster?" "Let me bring you up to speed. We know nothing. You are now up to speed." "Hey, look at that! The smoke grenades fit perfectly in the cup holders!" "Should we team up and take over the world?" "How to get home round your ass? At least seven series in that." "I've got a plan!" "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a COMA." "It's not lying, it's just painting the truth a more appealing colour!" "You... you stole my phrase and made it better!" "No, I'll tell YOU what's low. Shooting your grandmother because she gave you ten-pence under your standard pocket money." "I love this!" "I've been asked to annoy you, would you like to put me in a stranglehold now to save time?" "Chuck Norris is the antichrist! All we know is a lie!" "What's KOTOR?" "So, how does that make you feel?" "Circles! God's answer to... squares!" "He's a little... yeah..." "You two do realize that you sound like a preschool television Holiday special on LSD, don't you?" 'Each person select a pair of opposites to elaborate (PENIS) on. You will (VAGINA) need to insert (ANAL BEADS) quotes/references to characters (COCK RING) scenes, themes or incidents in the play. (On the above) "I need more smoke bombs... goddamn you, potassium nitrate, why do you mock me?!" "Assassins take mastercard!" "Scanning for weapons...Number of weapons found:...Many." "We're as fast as you." "Your mother only buys from the Tesco 'Finest' range, the Sainsburys 'Taste the Difference' range and the Waitrose 'Look on my works, ye mighty, and Despair' range." "The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems." "The girl is a witch!" "Why'd you come back for us?" "If you take sexual advantage of her, you are going to a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre." "(Teary eyed) My very own riot?" "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." "You and your pokemon need an obedience lesson from me." Henry VIII was invading France-Bit of a hobby for English Kings. "There was a rumour going round the underworld that you were dead." "By the gods, this is the last time I break the boss out of the clinic and replace her with a clone." Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. "I can do whatever i want. I'm a rock star!" "Where to?" "Alright, i'll just hop in my time machine, go back to the 12th century and ask the vampires if they can postpone their ancient prophecy a few days so you can take in dinner and a show." (On the subject of serial killers as opposed to demons) "Personal question? When Buffy was a vampire, were you still attracted to her?" "Er, how many are there?" "This ends tonight." "Sometimes too much of a good thing can be a very good thing." "What the hex are you doing?" "Magic is dangeorus. It's not something to be trifled with. Now, if you'll excuse me, i have somebody elses homework to do." "You... all of you... Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?" You're double entrende, he's like, "Take off your fucking pants." The most exciting thing you can do in Wales is get Murdered. “You’d be surprised how observant mopers are,” Asanuma told him. “It’s like you’ve put your life on hold. But instead of that annoying elevator music, you’re listening to enraged punk rock.” In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. And 60 levels of fetch quests. "Only Sal could make spreading Christmas Cheer sound like an evil plot..." "Look, I get it. You're trying to do everything like the evil master villain. I can get along with that just fine. We're the villains. But must you suck at it?" 'God created everything-except bureaucracy. He loves us too much.' "Preacher, don't the bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" "And wasn't agent Orulla captured by a pirate named Nights?" "What about Alkia?" "What is in that folder that Jurinjo gave you?" "I am very glad, Delaine, that you appear to have little problem with my horns..." "There's something irrisistebly romantic about vanquishing the undead." "I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but i was too cheap to buy any. Haha!" Well, it's getting late over here in the land of tea and crumpets. "Are there really magical shoes that can bring you home?" "We split the atom, we make a bomb. We come up with anything new, the first thing we do is, control, manipulate, destroy... it's human nature." "We're not MULTIPLE personalities, we're MANY personalities... well, one of my personalities happens to be a multiple personality but that doesn't make ME a multiple personality..." "Glomps are good for the soul, not the lungs..." "Your orders are simple. Kill anyone who enteres except Doctor Sun and myself." "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." "Any sufficiently analysed magic is indistinguisable from science!" "Whenever he gets like this, i just think about how many different ways i can spell 'eviscerate'." "No, no! It's all going to be alright! We're just going to kill you, and then you'll be fine!" "Oh no! They have my uniform!" (pointing at a superman t-shirt) "As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it cannot solve approaches zero." "The rats perturbed; it must sense nanobots! Code Grey! We have a Helvetica scenario!" (Mighty villain enters) When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we will know peace. 'This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life!' 'I sighed, but inside it sort of felt good to know that Mother Nature felt the same way as I did. One thing that does make sudden depression better is suddenly being depressed with someone else. Better yet if that someone else is a metaphorical force of nature.' "(eager) Oh, that's gorgeous!" "Have you ever eaten alien meat?" "There are three of you? Three doctors?" "In the arena of logic, i fight unarmed." The point is, good deeds were done and we were nearby. 'A plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any given step will have no impact on the macro level.' "What i hate most about talking to you jerks is that i always know what you're going to say. Partly because i exist in six directions in time at once, but also you are all stupid." "You aren't going to draw out ancient and malevolent forces of the underverse with an upside down room." "Where do all these dragons come from anyway?" "That doesn't make sense. Things don't just happen. I demand a rational explanation." "Let the healing begin." "So after we 'save' the world, i figure that gives us the moral authority to levy a saviour tax on, well, everything. By which i mean everything that ever was and will be." "We're going to grab the non-fabric of the anti-space time, and rip it a new one." Just... here. "I've been given the gift... of time." "Jordan, your only talent is illegal in twenty-six states." 'A possibility I considered in Exalted, vis-a-vis the psychological effects of the titular state of being, is that you'd gradually get more physical while you talk. Normal people when they get excited will start poking and pulling on each other's arms and such, but Exalted are much more resilient to pain and discomfort so neither they nor you would notice you're doing it. Without being called out on it you'd get into the habit of doing it more and more strongly, until eventually one day you realise that at some point during your political debate you started a kung fu duel.' The Archenemy decks seem like they'll be awesome from a flavour perspective, but I have a question. Why is there no white theme deck? Flavour-wise, it seems like the four themes are red dragons, black zombies, green crazy nature, and blue artifacts. Where are the blank-eyed, constantly smiling cultists? The beautiful soldiers who don't seem to notice they're covered in blood? The loving, gentle overlord who'll make all your problems disappear if you just stop fighting her and believe ... (Good guys)Character Bios Name-Felix Lorn Name-Ebony Name-Ciflaina Name-Bleak Name-Dream Name-Draconor Name-Seliss Name-Chari Name-Tiamat Name-Plight Name-Blight Name-Tragedy Name-Shadow Name-Cynder Name-Viretha Name-Brassia Name-Nagareboshi Name-Fortar Name-Metela Name-Gabriel Name-Isukami Name-Res Name-Cassie Name-Monolo Name-Nolegaria Name-Lycor Name-Seer Name-Prissy Name-Elena Name-Tokushumi Name-Tremor Name-Ellen Kaosu Lorn Name-Gabrielle My favourite pokemon-Espeon(My favourite ever), Latias(My favourite Legend), Charizard(My joint best starter), Typhlosion(My joint best starter), Sceptile/Grovyle(My best third gen starter) (Fourth gen starters suck), Absol, Sneasel, Scyther(Scizor sucks.), Charizard evolution chain, Blastoise evolution chain, Bulbasaur and Ivysaur (but not Venasaur) Butterfree, Beedrill, Pidgeot, Rattatta, Ekans, Pikachu/Raichu, Sandslash/Sandshrew, Nidorino/Nidoking, Vulpix/Ninetails, Zubat(Not Golbat or Crobat), Meowth/Persian, Golduck, Growlithe/Arcanine, Golem, Muk, Haunter, Onix, Voltorb, Cubone/Marowak, Rhyhorn/Rhydon, Seadra, Starmie, Magmar, Tauros, Jigglypuff/Wigglytuff, Gyrados, Ditto, All Eeveelutions! (Espeon best, then Flareon, Eevee, Vaporeon, Leafeon, Umbreon, Glaceon, Jolteon), Porygon/PorygonZ, Omastar, Kabuto/Kabutops, Aerodactyl, Articuno, Moltres, Dratini/Dragonair, Mew, Missingno, Chikorita/Bayleef, Cyndaquil/Quilava/Typhlosion, Totodile/Croconaw, Furret, Lanturn, Mareep/Flaaffy/Ampharos, Marill, Sudowoodo, Yanma/Yanmega, Unown, Heracross, Slugma/Magcargo, Mantine, Skarmory, Houndour/Houndoom, Phanphy/Donphan, Hitmonchan, Smeargle, Raikou, Suiciune, Larvitar/Pupitar/Tyranitar, Lugia, Ho-oh, Celebi, Treecko/Grovyle, Blaziken, Mudkip/Marshtomp/Swampert(Swampert is a rubbish name! Marshtomp should be last!), Mightyena, Linoone, Swellow, Vigoroth, Nincada/Ninjask/Shedinja, Sableye, Aron/Lairon/Aggron, Electrike/Manectric, Carvanha, Torkoal, Vibrava/Flygon, Altaria, Zangoose, Lunatone, Clayfol, Cradily, Milotic, Castform, Kecleon, Duskull/Dusknoir, Tropius, Glalie, Salamence, Beldum/Metang/Metagross, Rayquaza, Deoxys, Torterra, Shinx/Luxio/Luxray, Cranidos/Rampardos, Bastiedon, Pachirisu, Cherrim, Glameow, Skuntank, Spiritomb, Gible/Gabite/Garchomp, Rilou/Lucario, Carnivine, Snover/Abomasnow, Magnezone, Kirlia/Gardevoir/Gallade, Rotom, Palkia, Dialga, Azelf/Uxie/Mesprit, Cresselia, Shaymin, Darkrai. Wow, that's a long list. Should have done a list of ones i don't like. Oh well. Anyone who has read this all deserves a pie and a cookie. See Umbreon Mastah for cookie and Guard of the Twilight for pie. Shipping Quiz (I saw this is Kotor's profile. Couldn't resist.) 1-Ebony 2-Me(Felix, various incarnations of) 3-Ari(Grin) 4-Star 5-Dragonair 6-Arcanine 7-Suicune 8-Harley 9-Charizard 10-Gallade 11-Quilava 12-Swellow 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight Pregnant? 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 8. Make up a Summary for a Three/Ten fic. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven? 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? 14. If you wrote a song fic about Eight, what song would you choose? 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? 17. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. Ebony-That's it, you've gone too far. WHO wrote this quiz? 17. What title would you give this fic? 18-What would you do if Seven/Eight was canon? 1. Hinata 2. Gaara 3. Kisame 4. My Various Self Inserts 5. Guren! 6. Temari 7. Tayuya 8. Itachi 9. Shikamaru 10. Konohamaru! 11. Leeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 12. Izumo and Kotetsu (They count as one, k?) 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Temari/Lee) Nope, but i sure want to! XDD 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ...XD 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? ...WTF. Win. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? I think so... yeah. Mostly ShikaTem. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? ...ew. Incest not good. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Ick. Five/Ten, i suppose. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? She'd scream and swear at them. A lot. XD Tayuya rocks. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Sick of being controlled, and expected to do so well, Konohamaru runs from Konoha. One of his sensei's oldest enemies, now free from Akatsuki, takes him in. A substitute parent, a friend... more? 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Hell yes. Lots of it. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Tayuya and Kotetsu and Izumo. Right. Two's Company, Three's A Band 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? I need a plot? Aww... seduction mission, to get a new Hyuuga child. My characters tend to be seducer-nin. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Uh... possibly... what does het mean exactly, anyway?! 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I have a fic planned. Lee the Bijuu. Srs. 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? (Salivates) Gaara Guren Me? (Salivates more) 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Uh... not a clue. 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Um... True Colours. Not because i'm listening to it now. XD 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Hinata, Temari, Izumo and Kotetsu? Orgy Alert! 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I may not know how you feel, but i've been a close friend to someone who has for a long time... maybe i can do something similar for you... 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Yosh, Gaara is truly making Itachi's spark of YOUTH shine onc emore! 20) How emo is Seven? Not very. XP 21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two? 22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing? Very similiar to how she does now. XP 23) What would a One/Two baby look like? Hot enough to outbishie a personfication of the word-when they grew up, that is. 24) What is Five's ultimate weakness? Uh... having thingy taken away from her? The little kid? Yukimaru or something? 25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers? Hmm... brothers, i think. He could keep me grounded when i went off on something stupid. XP LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME 1. Konohamaru Then ask the following questions~ - What would you do if Number 1 (Konohamaru) woke you up in the middle of the night? - Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? - Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? - Number 5 cooked you dinner? - Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? - Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? - Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? - Number 9 made fun of your friends? - Number 10 ignored you all the time? - Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? - You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do? - It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? - You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? - You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? - You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? - You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? - You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? - You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? - Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? - Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9. - You're dating 3 and they introduces you to their parents. Would you get along? - Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? - Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? - You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? - Number 8 thinks they’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him? - Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? - You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? -You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? - Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? - Would 2 trust 5? - Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? - 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? - If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? - 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? - 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? - 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? - 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? - 1 accidentally kicked 10? - 2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen? - 5 and 6 did a workout together? - 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? - 7 won the lottery? - 8 had quite a big secret? - 9 became a singer? - 10 got a daughter? - What would 1 think of 2? - How would 3 greet 4? - What would 4 envy about 5? - What dream would 5 have about 6? - What do 6 and 7 have in common? - What would make 7 angry at 8? - Where would 8 meet 9? - What would 9 never dare to tell 10? - What would make 10 scared of 1? - Is 3 Gay? A Poem As the sky does need the earth ~General Everin Stormclaw of the Many Titles, High Priest of the Crazy Hand, Master of the Emerald Stars and Acolyte of the New Chu Order, Dragon Prince and the Sixth Sutakage, Bearer of the Prophecy and the Moonrider, Commander of the Blood Talons and the Last Hairlander, S/He Who Knows and Servant To That Which Waits, Senshi of the Many Moons and Sailor Elara, Scion of Bramimond and He Who Luls With Cats, The Kinetic Impactor and the Red Fist, out. (It's got EVEN LONGERERER! AGAIN AGAIN!! AGAIN! ONCE MORE, and then again-you know, i'm just gonna leave it at that again...) Often shortened to General Stormy. :D PS- PM me! Please! I like meeting new people. PPS-Wow, that's a long profile. XD | |||||||
1. Sequoia Wolves » reviewsWolves, social animals that hunt in deadly packs. Sequoia, an immense type of tree. What is better for a unit of Konohan elite? Well, when most of the Konoha twelve have been intensively trained to fight as one, a new team is born. The Sequoia Wolves.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,576 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 12-12-10 - Published: 9-11-09 - Naruto U.2. Reversal and Revenge reviewsThis story has been removed due to me not wanting to have it on my account anymore. Keeping this one non-chapter because 357 reviews makes me too sentimental to delete it.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 358 - Updated: 9-9-10 - Published: 5-11-08 - Ash K./Satoshi & Lance/Wataru3. Snapshots » reviewsJust brief sketches with my characters, in case i get random ideas or need to use character development no jutsu. Need practice methinks Rated T just in case. Mostly Pokemon and Naruto characters of mine, but could feature pretty much anything. Enjoy.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-17-10 - Published: 10-20-094. Naruto: Red Dawn » reviewsTreachery and deceit from Danzou cause Naruto's exile from the Leaf, when he realises that the only people who understand him are the other jinchuriki. So he decides to do them a favour. T for conformity.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 6-18-10 - Published: 5-28-09 - Naruto U. & Akatsuki5. Where's Mewtwo? reviewsSo, why DID Mewtwo not feature in SSBB..? One pairing. May or may not be yaoi. Shifty eyesSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-24-10 - Mewtwo6. Tales of the Blades » reviewsStories about the Blademaster families, belonging to me and Guard of the Twilight. Many stories, told chapter by chapter. Description of how that works inside. Rated for some gore and language.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,565 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-3-10 - Published: 8-30-087. Tales of the Blades: The Fallen 'Arc' » reviewsThis one is 'the Fallen', the tale of Ellen Kaosu Lorn, my favourite character EVER. Once more, rated T for gore and language, and an evil main character. Kind of.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,043 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-3-10 - Published: 10-1-088. The Reversal reviewsRetelling of Reversal and Revenge. Less characters, far, far less lemons, and hopefully a much better story. Wish me luck. M rated because i couldn't tell this story at less.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-22-10 - Ash K./Satoshi9. See the Truth reviewsEssentially, OCs got stuck in my head. So i gave them a plot. I'm gonna try real hard on this one, i hope you enjoy the ride!Dominic Deegan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-1010. Blessed Beast reviewsJust a random idea i had, reading the Gleaner article on the GiantITP site. I suggest you read it, or this will make no sense. Have fun T rated for the sake of it.Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-11-1011. Mary, Thy Name is Sue » reviewsA girl called Mary-Susan starts her journey with a shiny Mew. No, seriously.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-9-10 - Published: 6-24-09 - Mew12. Naruto Oneshot Lemons » reviewsExactly as it says. M for reasons in the title. Contains Yaoi pairings, and lots of other undesirable stuff. Chapter 1, NaruSasu. Chapter 2, nonlemon, NarutoMenma. Filler character, uses an OcarinaNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-9-10 - Published: 3-31-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.13. Resident Evil 4:1, The Hoenn Chronicles » reviewsAfter the defeat of the Los Illuminados, Saddler escapes through a dimensional rift. Leon follows him, refusing to allow his escape. He ends up in the pokemon world, doing everything again. Round two. And this time-it's pokemon. T for blood and zombies.Crossover - Pokémon & Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-11-09 - Published: 7-14-09 - Leon S. K.14. All In Green » reviewsLynSain oneshot. The perverted knight claims that when he compliments Lyn, he actually means it. She doesn't believe him. Features implications, a replacement ending speech and a nextgen thing that may well end up as a full fic, soon as i finish FE7.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-1-09 - Published: 11-23-09 - Lyndis & Sain - Complete15. Comeuppance? reviewsThe girls of FE7 Rekka No Ken decide that Sain has been asking out far too many of them. They think that he should know what it's like-so they go on a quest. Short, oneshot.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-1-09 - Sain16. Sword of Secrets reviewsSet between Rekka No Ken and Fuin no Tsurugi, cancelling out the timeline of the latter. Roy, Lilina and Lyn's daughter Layna find something bad, bad beyond imagining. Almost as bad as an attempted dragon attack. And that's just finding it. T for variety.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-25-09 - Roy & Lilina17. Naruto Upbringing » reviewsWhat would happen if Naruto was brought up by one of the major Ninja clans? And what if their children were jinchuriki too? Find out here. Each chapter will be a different clan, until i've done them all and go back to the first one. Hyuuga first.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 6-30-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.18. The Elder Huntress reviewsSome wands have dark histories, none more so than this one. But even the darkest weapon can be a force for the light-or at least the shadows, where morality gets a little hazy. T for death.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-0919. Choose Your Fate: The Labyrinthe reviewsOne step beyond OCs-Lies the second person. How will you fight? With the sword? The staff? The powers of the heavens? Will you remember who you are? Complete your quest? YOU, the reviewers as a whole, are the main character. Begin.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-8-0920. The Outsiders reviewsWhen the International Smash tournament opens it's third rules edition, certain warriors are furious to be excluded. They fight for their right to fight-though their methods may be slightly suspect. T for battle. Also, risk of odd pairings. XPSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-2-09 - Mewtwo & Lyn21. Transmuting a Relationship reviewsTakes place in the FMA world, not that it makes much difference. M for lemons. I hide under a table now.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-27-0922. A Tale of Three Kunoichi » reviewsA new genin team. Simple. Canon not. AU, in fact, though not much. T for blood and adult themes, but no explicit lemons. Quite a few implied, and MANY sexual connotations. Yeah... Now M, and WILL have lemons.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,384 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 4-15-09 - Iruka U. & Hayate G.23. Love in the Wind » reviewsThree friends fall mysteriously into the Zelda world, and discover the new triforce of Fire, Genderswitching and Heart. What to do, what to do... M for lemons. So you know. Self inserts, me and two UNNAMED FRIENDS.Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 9-30-0924. Why I'm not Allowed to Either » reviewsBased on Thorn's Why I'm not allowed to. First chapter, why Gaara is not allowed to play pokemon cards. Then It's Sasuke and Yugito Nii... and now Tsunade, Jiraiya, Orochimaru and me. XDNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 10-6-09 - Published: 10-13-08 - Gaara & Sasuke U.25. Green Beast of Konoha reviewsLee had been warned by his teachers, by doctors, by his friends, not to open the eighth gate. But, when the situation demands it, he has no choice. And he has to face the consequences-even if they surprise them all. T for being written by meNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 9-30-09 - Lee R.26. Dog Training » reviewsA request for Cloudpig. Cloud, a trainer, has won a course with dog pokemon training sensation Victoria Stillwell. It does not go as she expects. SMUUUT. Written for Cloudpig, with thanks to her and to Omalley99, who did the request first. M FOR SMUUUT.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 6-21-0927. Naruto: Incarnate » reviewsBeing reincarnated as your descendant. Confusing, right? Imagine the descendant is the opposite gender to you. Yeah. Her name is Fudan Narumi, and welcome to her life.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 4-24-0928. Of Graves and Stars » reviewsFantasy. Very few wizards use the darker arts of magic for the good of humanity. Let alone necromancy. But few is very different from none. T for grimdark.Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 7-13-0929. Sannin: Treachery » reviewsAn AU. T for possible blood and language. Unfortunately for you, a summary would give too much away. Sorry. You'll have to read it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-15-09 - Published: 3-3-09 - Orochimaru30. The Nine Tales » reviewsThis is both nine myths about a Ninetales known as the Guardian, and a pokephilia lemon. You hear that? POKEPHILIA LEMON. No likey, no ready. See? There are warnings where it starts and ends. I hope readers enjoy.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-14-09 - Published: 1-2-0931. Pokemon Oneshot Lemons » reviewsWell, you see the title. Are you still here? Good. We can enjoy ourselves. M for obvious reasons.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 9-14-09 - Published: 3-24-0932. The Snake and the Slut » reviewsAn OrochimaruXOCSelfinsert because my friends like the idea. Not a oneshot because the idea grew. M because of lemons from the word go. XD Is the same world as Tale of Three Kunoichi, and they affect each other, but you'll be fine not knowing both. Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-9-09 - Published: 9-2-09 - Orochimaru33. A Different Kind of Contest » reviewsPretty standard OC story. Contests, gyms, and MANY sexual themes, now upgraded to M for soft lemons. Enjoy. Self insert, surprise surprise. Pokephilia.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 6-17-0934. Tobi reviewsA very short oneshot about Tobi and Madara. Creepy, i think. First person present. I hope people like itNaruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-2-09 - Madara U. & Tobi35. Capture: a Dark Experiment » reviewsThis is a very dark story with two main parts. The first is about a boy who is about to take the elite four challenge when something very, very bad happens. To find out what, read it. The second part stars a different character.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,663 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 8-18-09 - Published: 12-21-0736. Differing Opinions » reviewsCompanion piece to Reversal and Revenge. Series of oneshots to answer questions about Reversal. Rated M for GOOD REASON. Lemons.If you have a question, like 'why did such and such...', then ask. If it gives away the story, then tough. Enjoy!Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-9-09 - Published: 6-23-0837. Drawing Parallels » reviewsOk. This is an AU set just after the Chuunin exams and onwards. A village from an alternate dimension comes here to escape the sins they have commited. An old enemy, and an old friend, or at least people who look and act the same way, come with them.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,570 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 6-17-08 - Orochimaru38. Means to an End reviewsTeam Aqua are defeated by the main character. That's the only way it can be, correct? Incorrect. One trainer decides to join them, to protect the ocean and it's inhabitants. To raise Kyogre, And to teach the Aqua grunts about dress sense.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-09 - Archie/Aogiri & Maxie/Matsubusa39. Stormfox reviewsHinata is mistreated by the Hyuuga. Naruto has always been abused by the ungrateful villagers of Konoha. What if, nine years ago, Cloud had succeeded in taking Hinata? And they had taken Naruto too, to the one village where jinchuriki were appreciated?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-21-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.40. Ariel's Story reviewsIn Platinum, there is a girl who dresses up as a Pikachu and hangs around in Pokemon Centres. In Solaceon, she says, after you beat her, that she should get trained in the daycare. What if she did? T for Lulz and implications.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-4-09 - Complete41. Curse of the Plushie » reviewsA Poocheyena-morph is turned into a plushie by Mew, cursed to only be himself at the full moon. Everything is not as Bleak as it seems... M for LEMONs. Pokephilia. No like, no read. May be turned into a full length story, in which case i may need OCs.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 3-22-09 - Complete42. Twisted Revenge » reviewsSequel to 'Bulbasaur, Pikachu, and Ash, Oh My' by Mr.GuyOfDarkness. Link on my profile, so feel free to read if you don't know it. Will work anyway. Rated for many, many lemons of varying degrees of disgustingness. Yes, that means Bella is back. Joy.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-1-09 - Published: 7-18-0843. Bane, a Pokeboy Story » reviewsAvoid if A-You aren't willing to read lemons, B-If you neither understand pokeboys nor are willing to gain what is essentially a new fandom, or C-Vaguely kinky stuff disgusts you. If you are still here, i hope you enjoy the tale of Bane.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 4-15-0944. Fuchsia University reviewsChangelings, morphs, gifted. The three types of Pokeblood, the only beings allowed entry to the Fuchsia university, a training school with a 100% success rate. But not all is as it seems. Join a group of graduates as they journey. T for implications.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-0945. Of the Aura » reviewsA girl leaves home, seeking the secrets of Aura, and whether it can be learnt by non Lucarios, or even by non-pokemon. Will she succeed? Find out. M for lemons eventually.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-19-0946. All In the Mind » reviewsA psykers life in the oppressive Imperium. Enjoy, and please review. Or flame, if you want a lively argument and to be insulted. T for mature themes.Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 6-3-0947. Purity » reviewsA famous high Elf general known as 'the Pure' is captured by the Druchii. Much lemons and some gore shall ensue.Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-28-09 - Published: 1-20-0948. Born of The Dragon » reviewsAbout a large team of 9 Members who meet and go on a great quest. Mainly about dragons and dragon classes. I know very little about D&D, and have never played it, so read it as a story, not a D&D fic. Thanks. It's only T because i'm over-cautious.Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 2-24-0849. Battle for Tarchaea reviewsA small coalition of planets, influenced by the ancient and enigmatic Eldar, leave the Imperium. Their power far exceeds that of a normal Guard detachment, but when the full fury of the Imperium is brought upon them, will they not fall? T for Violence.Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-14-0950. The Konohan War » reviewsA prequel to Drawing Parallels. Does not require having read that, but they will complement each other. Rated M for no reason YET. May contain lemons, but only for plot. Centred around an OC, Doragon haruka and her team. AU. Village called Sutagakure.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 2-4-09 - Orochimaru51. Red and Gold reviewsA crossover between Tiberian Sun and Red Alert 3. What happens when one soldier uses time travel to obtain technology from the future? Will it tip the scales?Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-0952. Bonds » reviewsIt is said that a vmpire can trump the soulmate. For Bella, it did. But if someone was deeply, deeply inlove before the vampire came along... OC centric. Canon, but non-canon characters. Enjoy.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-4-09 - Published: 2-18-0953. Tales of the Blade: The Shadows 'Arc' » reviewsNewest arc i've written, this one begins with Alicia Sonai as she infiltrates a Cipher base. Good luck to her, i say. Rated T for gore and language, same as others.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-2-09 - Published: 10-2-0854. The Realmswalker Epic » reviewsPlaneswalkers, incredibly powerful beings, stronger than any others. Other than the Realmswalkers. A young Realmswalker gets into a LOT of trouble. T for insanity. And maybe blood/gore. Enjoy.Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 2-1-0955. Seven Days » reviewsA dodgy pokemon biology course leads to seven days of lemons... very little plot, very many lemons, pokephilia. Always read the small print.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 4-27-0956. Pokeboy Oneshots reviewsThis will make so little sense if you don;t understand Pokeboys. It will make some sense if you understand Pokegirls. Pokemon is not enough. M for lemon.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-10-0957. Like Mothers, Like Daughter reviewsCrack Romance. HermioneX It's a SECRET Yuri, GirlXGirl. No likey No ready. Simples! T for... i don't really know. Adult themes.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-09 - Hermione G. - Complete58. Silhana: Walk Anywhere » reviewsWhat happens when you summon a creature? does it go back after the battle? Are planeswalkers really just big kids playing a game with lives? All of these will be answered. Will Virenna Silhana get home? Read to find out. T for continuity. :Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 11-16-0859. Blood Talons » reviewsAbout an OC character, a general in the Steel Talons. Featuring him spying on Nod, helping beat up CABAL, albeit not much, and just being all round awesome. Titans rule, Predators suck. T for language, and maybe sexual references, but that's all.Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 12-7-0860. Double Trouble » reviewsA trainer from New Bark Town leaves on a journey to become a pokemon master. Yadda Yadda. don't worry, it features me and Damned Lolita, so normality will not last for long. Rated for reason above, and me being way too careful.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 4-9-0861. Ebony Meets Ani: A Crossover Fic » reviewsUmm... doesn't the title say it all? Same warnings as all of my T fics. Thanks to Buwaro, Dark Magician Girl Aeris and Rizu Komesu. Ebony, Ciflaina and Shadow go through a dimensional gate, and meet the ANI cast.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 9-7-0862. Origin of the Clans » reviewsA long, long time ago, the forest was a great and expansive place. And there were not four, but eight clans. This is the tale of how the four great clans, Thunder, Shadow, Wind and River came to be.Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 3-15-0863. Origins » reviewsA story to introduce Felix, Lauren and one other character i made up to the AQ world. This story might eventually connect to the chain of Dark-Angel-874 and co, so you may want to read theirs first. I'd like to thank them here. Thanks, people!Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 2-1-0864. Thoughts, A Pokegirl Story » reviewsA girl of fifteen, gifted. Some thoughts. M for language and semi lemons. Will not make sense unless you know about the Pokegirl universe.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-28-09 - Published: 1-24-0965. Pokegirl Oneshots reviewsPokegirl Universe. What can i say. LEMONS. I love the ideas of threshold and similar things. That kind of sudden upheavle interests me. So expect lots of changes. Lots planned. M for above reason. To restate, LEMONS.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-28-0966. Is it Necrophilia if you're Conscious? reviewsTitle from Torchwood. This is an Order of the Stick fanfic. Enjoy. Oneshot starring Tsukiko the mystic Theurge. T for insanity and characer death.Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-25-09 - Complete67. Tales of the Blade: The Fall 'Arc' » reviewsAnd here is The Fall, about how the Lorn family fell from grace and ebcame the outcasts. Once again, rated T for gore and language. And main character death.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 10-2-08 - Complete68. Whisky and Mistletoe reviewsHanaSakura fluff. T for some language, implications and continuity. If you don't like yuri, don't click. Simple, see?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-08 - Sakura H. & Hana I. - Complete69. Tales of the Blades: Beginnings 'Arc' » reviewsThis story, from tales of the Blades, is the story of how the Blaemaster families came about. Read this if you want only that story. T for gore and language.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 10-1-0870. Fan and Flute reviewsTayuya and Temari Lemon oneshot. Written for Thorn-the-Fastidious-Witch. Took ages. Short. LEMON, YURI. No like, no read.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-12-08 - Temari & Tayuya - Complete71. Transformation: Love Makes the Strongest Bonds reviewsBased in the Transformation universe by TurtlesandMonkeys. Thanks for permission! A different opinion about the transformation. Is any emotion strong enough to survive? Might not be particularly detailed... But please try it, if you now the TF fics.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-8-08 - Complete72. Perfect Storm reviewsThis is a oneshot based on a contest featurning Verena and her Swellow, from Capture. Hope you like it, it has some more cool made up attacks in it. Yay!Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete73. The Spirit in the Blade » reviewsBased on a single paragraph/rule in the original Realms of Chaos book, about daemon weapons. A Girl, due to great misfortune, is bound within a daemon weapon. This is, of course, very, very bad.Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-08
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