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since: 12-16-07, id: 1446284, Profile Updated: 11-05-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 64 stories for Pokemon, Warhammer, Adventure Quest, Dungeons and Dragons, Warriors, Naruto, Magic: The Gathering, Command & Conquer, Twilight, Order of the Stick, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, X-overs, Fullmetal Alchemist, Super Smash Brothers, and Resident Evil.

FEEVEE IS 17. FEAR HIM.

Our Shipper
Thou art in Forum,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy ship be done, thy canon come,
on Earth as it is on FF.
Give us this day our daily fluff,
and forgive us our lemons as we forgive those who search for the same.
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from heartbreak.

Amen.

Prayer of the Church of the Shipping Goddess.

R.I.P. Ben from Scrubs. He was awesome. He shall be missed. (Yeah, i got the name wrong. Do you know how many Dans i know??)
THEY USED OMISSION TO TRICK US! ZOMG not kawaii... (Cries)


Does ANYONE know a good fic about Cynthia? (Pokemon Diamond and pearl (And Platinum) champion? If so, tell me 'cause i want to read it!


Anyone who's interested in my Fictionpress account, my account is http://www.fictionpress.com/~felixlorn


Hey! I just posted the Lorn family logo on Deviantart. The link is- http://adamstonez256.deviantart.com/art/Lorn-Family-Logo-98489006. Go look at it. Next up will be the Jaster family. In fact, it's up now!, at http://adamstonez256.deviantart.com/art/Jaster-Family-Logo-98490391. Enjoy!


Stories

Current

Origins (DragonFable/AdventureQuest)
Status-In progress
About my Dragonfable OCs.

The Spirit in the Blade (Warhammer Fantasy)
Status-Complete, may ONE DAY have a sequel. But not any time soon.
Based on a line from the original Realm of Chaos books. A young girl is accidentally bound into a demon sword. Not good.

Born of the Dragon (Dungeons and Dragons)
Status-In progress
A very large adventurers group, most with a connection to dragons. Plot now known!

Perfect Storm (Pokemon)
Status-Oneshot, complete.
A contest featuring Verena and her Swellow, from Capture.

Origins of the Clans (Warriors)
Status-In Progress
How the eight forest clans became four.

Double Trouble (Pokemon)
Status-In progress.
Ah, me. My self insert, and Ari's, with Ebony, an prophecy, some legendaries, some really big messes and my personal canon. Including swordfighters, god level characters and even more powerful enemies. Sliughtly humour/crack. But mostly not. Will get more 'sensible'. Plot really kicks off at Goldenrod.

Twisted Revenge (Pokemon)
Status-In progress.
Kind of a sequel to the third chapter of (You know, i can't be asked to typew it again.) Bella bites off more than she can chew when she gets revenge against a particularly psychotic boy. Girl. I don't know anymore... (Cries)

Differing Opinions (Pokemon)
Status-Side fic, In progress.
Answers questions about Reversal and revenge.

Drawing Parallels (Naruto)
Status-In progress.
An AU featuring many, many oc's with obscene powers. But they're evil, so we're fine. :)

Reversal and Revenge (Pokemon)
Status-In progress.
SOMEONE causes pokemon to rebel. Of course, for some sensible reason, they rape everyone. It's because of a 'wave' of some kind. And years of pent-up sexual frustration. I mean, do you rotate your best pokemon into the daycare for casual sex now and again? I will, now i wrote that. :D Origin of 'the Gifted'.

Ebony meets ANI: A crossover Fic (pokemon)
Status-In progress
Um... read the title?

Transformation: Love Makes the Strongest Bonds
Status-Oneshot, complete.
Based in TurtlesandMonkeys transformation universe, in one of the society/villages.

Capture: A Dark Experiment
Status-In progress.
Ah, my first fic... Team Rocket discoers they can capture humans and turn them into pokemon by SLIGHTLY modifying pokeballs... The origin of changelings. Part one complete.

Tales of the Blades
Status-In progress.
Beginnings
How the families came to be. Most important arc.
The Fallen
About Ellen. my favourite arc. Demons, death, and a psychotic six year old. :D Origin of Combiomorphs.
The Fall
This is why the Lorns are outcasts among the families. Lauren still being awesome, many years on. Complete!
Shadows
Um... can't say much. About the Sonai family, with Cipher up to their old tricks.

Fan and Flute (Naruto)
Status-Complete, unlikely to be continued.
I got round to it! Tayuya got beat by Temari pretty quickly, maybe there was a reason? maybe she threw it? Maybe they know each other... LEMON!

Why I'm Whisky and Mistletoe (Naruto)
Status-Complete, unlikely to be continued.
Also Thorns fault. :) HanaXSakura, no lemon, fluff.

Why I'm Not Allowed to Either
Status-Series of Oneshots, two complete.
Why naruto characters aren't allowed to do things... based on Thorn-the-Fastidious-Witch's series of similar name. (Same but without either.) Why Gaara can't play pokemon cards, why Sasuke can't have a microphone, ipod and speakers, why Yugito Nii gets no pocky. Next-Why Tsunade can;t have a sofa.

The Nine Tales
Status-Two done.
Both a selection of nine myths about an ancient Ninetales, and a HumanXNinetales lemon in three parts.

The Konohan War
Status-In progress,
A prequel to Drawing Parallels. Will have lemons, centred around Doragon Haruka. (And her Oh Noes Really Tragic past.)

Naruto Upbringing (Naruto)
Status-In Progress
If Naruto was brought up by (insert clan or jonin here), what would be different?

Of the Aura (Pokemon)
Status-In Progress
Lucario/human romance. A girl tries to learn the secrets of Aura. With some success. But the Lucario clan traditions could caause problems...

Like Mothers, Like Daughter (Harry Potter)
Status-Complete
LunaXHermione. Don't ask. Oneshot.

Mary, Thy Name is Sue (Pokemon)
Status-In Progress
Heh. What do you think? A girl called Mary-Sue gets a shiny Mew for a starter. :)

The Outsiders (Super Smash Bros.)
Status-In Progress
Those who didn't get into Brawl want revenge. :D

Mary, Thy Name is Sue (Pokemon)
Status-In Progress
Heh. What do you think? A girl called Mary-Sue gets a shiny Mew for a starter. :)

Planned

Citrus Safari (Pokemon)
I may or may not write this. Lemons. In quantity. But with a more defined plot than Reversal. But a shorter one. :)

Infernal (Temeraire)
Celestial/Kazilik? (Broad grin) I could have some fun with this...


Hey, for readers of Reversal and Revenge who want to know what woul happen if the rest of the world stepped in, this is the place. Fight the war. A kind of roleplay. Join one side or the other. (Under contruction)
http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/49523/7882072/1/


In my original avatar, the Espeon on the left is me. The black one on the right is Ebony.
My current, Flareon, avatar was not made by me. It is temporary.

Hello, i live in England, and uh, i love pokemon, warhammer and Magic the Gathering as well as other things like Dragonfable, Astro Empires and Order of the Stick. My accounts on Astro Empires are Alpha-Lord Seth Ryuuga, Beta-Blade of Shadows, Epsilon-Black Phoenix. Come talk to me. Or join my guilds!

As a name, Felix will do. Or the Dragon Prince. Or Espeon, as i was metamorphasized by Mew in a review on 'In Mew's World'. Don't ask, read it and my reviews for the full story. That's why most of my reviews at the moment have espeon speech in them. According to Semeuke.com, i'm a clueless Uke! Whatever that means! But i retook the test, and this time i came out as a badass uke. BETTER.

I did some Naruto personality tests. Results-Gaara, Tsunade, Kakashi (yay for them!) Ino, and Naruto, (twice. But i saw that coming.)

My favourite pokemon are the eeveelutions. I have a strange and disturbing fixation with Espeon, so if i write a pokemon fic without one be very, very surprised. I also love all dragon pokemon, including semi-dragons like Charizard and Gyrados.

The Best fic i ever read is Pokemon Master by Acey. Go to his site for the full version. I'm not kidding. It's better than many things i've read that are published that have made money.

Finally, if you like the trainer card, you can create your own at www.pokecharms.com.

I am a proud member of Umbreon Mastah's Meta KnightXJigglypuff Army! Position? The Espeon Duo!


My favourite shippings-

Pokemon
Abilityshipping(Ash/Anabel)
Altoshipping(Ash/Latias)
Pretty much anything PokemonXHuman
MoltenBlizzardshipping(Female MoltresXFemale Articuno(NOT incest))
Psycatshipping (MeXEbony) What can i say.
Prophecyshipping (MeXAri) She's gonna kill me if she reads this. (Double Trouble)
(can't remember) (SabrinaXGiovanni)
FlameFlightShipping (MoltresXCharizard)
LatiasXBianca. I Blame Ari.
BlueXSabrina (Yes, i've started reading special!)
BlueXRed

Naruto
SakuraXLee
SakuraXNaruto
SakuraXSasuke
NarutoXHinata
HinataXAnko(Don't ask)
Female narutoXSasuke(not yaoi.)
TayuyaXNaruto
NejiXHinata is WRONG! But so cute... i can't fight it... Oh, and they are actually technically half brother and sister, so it really is wrong. But so cute...
SakuraXKarin (What can i say?)
ShikamaruXTemari (Come on, people.)
TemariXTayuya (No comment.)
Female SasukeX Female Naruto! (I'd say i was drunk when i made the pairing, but i don't drink, so... shut up.)
AnkoXNaruto (Also no comment.) :)
HanaXSakura
Anything by Thorn-the-Fastidious-Witch, because she can make ANY pairing work.

Harry Potter
LunaXHermione (There WILL be a fic.)
VoldemortXGinny
Canon stuff(HarryGinny, LilyJames, LilySnape, RonHermione)

Now for a list of cool Quotes!

"Is it still necrophilia if I'm conscious?"
Owen Harper, Torchwood

"That's what i love about working for Torchwood. By day, we save the Earth from the scum of the galaxy. By night, we're the wedding fairies."
Owen Harper, Torchwood

"Fire Magnet! Target Tyranid Carnifex at Ten o'clock!"
"Roger HQ, We're on it."
"HQ, my LOS is blocked by a soda bottle.I'm moving to umnask my guns."
"Negative! Negative! The soda bottle IS the Carnifex!"
"HELLO BOYS."
"DANG PROXY MODELS!"
Turn Signals on a Land Raider. Go read it.

(Against Necrons)
"Fire! Fire! Fire!"
FREEM!(Misses)
"ERROR. YOUR DICE PROVIDE SUCTION."
"What the?"
"PREPARE TO DIE."
"Haha! Twin LINKED fool!"
FREEM!(Direct hit, explosion.)
As above.

"But why is the rum gone?"
Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl.

"Because you and i are alike. And there will come a moment when you have the chance to show it. To do the right thing."
"I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by."
Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann, POTC, Dead Man's Chest.

"Johnny, don't even think about it."
"Never do." (Does it)
Johnny and Susan Storm, Fantastic Four

"Elan knows more than me... The entire foundation of my world is collapsing... Up is down, black is white... nothing makes sense anymore!"
"Are you Ok? I'm really worried about you."
"Aaaaagh!"
"Gotcha, Sucker."
"And yet i find it oddly comforting."
Roy, then Belkar, then Roy, then Belkar, then Roy, Order of the Stick. Read it. Now. Well, after my stuff.
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html

Something funny about Vista.
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20070331
Ctrl alt Delete. It's a webcomic.

"You are Banned from Springfield Museum! You, and your children, and your children's children!
For three months."
The Simpsons

"Have you done your homework?"
"It's not due til Wednesday."
"It IS Wednesday."
"Crap."
Me and my friend, in a Science lesson.

"We are seperated from America by a common language."
Can't remember.

"I think it important to my life that i keep living."
Also can't remember.

"History is written by the winners. That's why French History books are empty!"
Please note-I don't actually hate the french. And can't remember.

"Don't you trust me?"
"Let's see... on a scale of 1-10, i'd have to say no."
Me and my Dad

"You attack me verbally, i'll fight back in kind! But physically."
Me, to my dad.

"I honestly think that in some parts of america, they have started to mate with vegetables."
I have nothing against specific americans, only the stereotypical ones. Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear.

"So yes, we do have TWO top tips for you tonight. Number 1, yes you can buy rather than rent. Number 2, don't go to America."
Also Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear.

(randomly in an English lesson)
"I want steak!"
"I also want steak! The service in this place is terrible."
"You will NOT be tipped!
Me and aforementioned friend.

If it can't be solved by violence, it's not worth solving.
Me.

"No, you don't get it. You think yo9u get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?"
Kakashi.

"Hey, guys. Good morning. Sorry I'm late. Afraid I got lost on the path of life. "
Ditto.

(Talking to Orochimaru) "I don't care if you are one of the Sannin, the three shinobi of legend. I swear, take one more step towards Sasuke, and one of us will die here!"
Kakashi AGAIN.

"Behind this mask is...Another mask! Pretty cool, huh?"
Kakashi!

"Shannaro!" (original Japanese only; it roughly means "Hell yeah!") "Oh, yeah! Bring 'em on!"
Sakura, Naruto.

"Guy sensei is the coolest! He practically GLOWS with cool!"
Rock Lee, Naruto.

"You're the last of your clan, eh? Then your clan perishes today..." (to Kimimaro)
Gaara, Naruto.

"I retract any insults to Mew, humbly asking she leave me as i am." "Humble? Ha! You? Ha! You don't know the meaning of the word." "Not now please, i'm pleading with a god."
Me, then Ebony, then me, while talking to Mew in a review.

"You did well, Tweet." Well!? Thought Felix. You just got OWNED by a Sentret!
Me in Double Trouble.

"He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday."
"They snuck up on me."
"Right. And then they kicked your butt."
"Sneak attacks don't count!"
Katara and Sokka, Avatar.

"You know that secret? The one that wakes you up at night in a cold sweat? The one you think no-one else in the world knows? Well, guess what."
Curiosity flavour text, Magic the Gathering card. (Eight edition)

"I say victory is better than honour."
Craven Knight flavour text, Magic the Gathering card

"Shibi actually spoke with you?” Hayate questioned.
“Yup. Not much, but he did.” Naruto smiled, turning to Hayate in confusion.
Hayate chuckled. “He must like you than. Shibi only talks to friends, family, or during an apocalypse.”
Dance of the Kitsune, a Naruto fanfic by SelenaWolf

“Cause I’m Naruto! Future Hokage! Container of the nine-tailed fuzz ball!”
Naruto, Dance of the Kitsune, a Naruto fanfic by SelenaWolf

“Yes. Naruto struck again.” Haku teased. “He brought home an Oto-nin. Can we keep him?”
Dance of the Kitsune, a Naruto fanfic by SelenaWolf

"Plus, we can ram stuff."
"Ram?"
"Yeah, with the tank."
"With the... tank?"
"You're having an epiphany aren't you?"
"Yes?"
"Let me guess. You don't know what an epiphany is either."
"No?"
Kren and Frep, Turn Signals on a Land Raider

"Honesty is the Best Policy."
"Honesty would get both of us put in a mental asylum."
Emily and Ash, Misfile. (Another webcomic. Read that too!)

"You have a very weird logic train."
"Logic is for the weak."
So true. Emily and Ash again, Misfile.

The pain would pass. Sarpedon had had worse. And he still had seven legs left, damnit.
Soul Drinker, by Ben Counter. (A Warhammer 40K Soul Drinkers novel.)

"There are some things it is pointless to lecture on. Many are the times i have extolled the virtues of abstinence to the laity. Few are the times i have been listened to."
Sister Aescarion, The Bleeding Chalice, by Ben Counter. (A Warhammer 40K Soul Drinkers novel.)

"For the Emperor, Tellos."
"Blood for the Blood god, Sarpedon."
Sarpedon and Tellos, Crimson Tears, By Ben Counter. (A Warhammer 40K Soul Drinkers novel.)

"Don't you just hate it when people assume they're more powerful than you just because they're a demigod?"
Ellen Kaosu Lorn, upcoming story by me.

"Hey, by the way, i told everyone you were taking care of a sick grandmother over in Fuchsia. Somehow your grandmother died of cancer. I'm sorry."
(Did i mention that you are warped and twisted and- i don't even have a grandmother!)
Brenda and Mewtwo, World on Fire by Kayasuri-n. It rules. Go read the series.

"So then, who would you rather be with? Emma Watson, Leona Lewis, or our fit english teacher? (not kidding, you haven't met her. Tough luck for you, good luck for us. Less competition.)
"Or 'D', all of the above."
"...(bursts out laughing)"
Me and my best friend.

"I disagree with what you say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it."
An honourable old saying.

"I disagree with what you say, and i'll fucking KILL you if you try and tell me it!"
My joke version.

"Like i'm going to let my wallet out of my sight. Hey, where's my wallet?"
One of my friends. Lord Apophis.

"And I spent three of those weeks in Turkey and Kos!"
"Yeah, well... i spent a week camping in the Devon rain!"
Me and another friend.

God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.
Can't remember.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire, 1699-1774.

It's not that I don't beleive in a god; it's that I am certain there is no such thing.
Douglas Adams. (Or Terry Pratchett. Can't remember which)

"Dolphins are nothing but camp sharks."
One of my friends. On this site, he is LordApophis.

May wrath of evil disturb the one who disturbs this holy grail.
Take the Kings Grail?
"Hell yeah!"
Me playing Resident Evil 4. Which owns.

"Did you just insult me? Because if you did, you might not survive long enough to meet her!"
"Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo? I've died enought times to be, like, this, with the poke-grim reaper."
"Sup, Yu, died again? What was it this time?"
"I was killed by a rampage of tauros when I hit on all the mates... 'wifes' of the alpha tauros."
"Your a crazy son of a bitch you know that?"
"I know, Will, I know."
Ellen and Yu Yu Hipetto (And the Grim Reaper, Will) In the Reversal War Forum.

"I haven't finished my lunch yet!"
"I'll help you finish!"
Couple of friends, including Kaiser Valiant II.

"I would kill you, but i have no barbecue sauce."
Think that was Kaiser Valiant again.

"I don't expect you to obey my rules, i expect you to die if you disobey them."
"...I think i'm gonna obey your rules."
Me and Kaiser Valiant. Again.

"You need to put your HEART and SOUL into your quotes."
"I'd rather put YOUR heart and soul into my quotes. That way, it's your fault if they're rubbish."
Me and Kaiser. Again.

"All of existence is a giant game of Spore."
Me, and me alone. During Re, about the design theory.

"I'm gonna go over to those girls, say my name is Beer, and ask if they want some Beer. Nuts."
"So. What happened?"
"She slapped me. Totally worth it."
The Tod and Turk, Scrubs.

"Fine! I can have deep conversation with the Tod!"
"Do you think gay guys get turned on by their own weiners?"
"I'm outta here."
Turk to JD, with the Tod.

"You realise that nothing you do is going to stop me, right?"
"Ha! That is exactly what Merlin the old bugger said!"
"You don't know who you're dealing with, do you? Judgement." (A huge beam of energy shot out of his mouth, completely shattering the shield, hitting the figure and sending him flying through multiple trees until he finally came to a stop when he smashed into a huge rock. The figure got up and dusted himself off)
"Ack. Almost exactly what Merlin did. Minus the fireballs."
Eri and the Figure, from The Reversal War Forum. (GO READ!) Played by wolvesatyourdoor and Sneaky Admiral respectively.

"I'm the fucking god of the pokemon! YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT!"
"And i'm immortal. I think i beat death at cards last week."
Also Eri and the Figure.

"Oh drunken sky kitty, we summon thee!"
Originally? Ari's. Also used repeatedly by me and Ebony. For example. SOMEONE (Glares at Ebony) Once bribed her to turn their trainer and their trainers friend into pokemon so THEY could do the fighting for once.
Ebony-And SOMEONE else once got her to turn them into a girl so they had more of a chance with Ari.
Me-...Silence.

"Yo mammas so ugly the uchiha clan took one look at her and killed themselves!"
Me.

"Speaking of lemon cloud flavoured custard tarts, whatever the hell happened to my purple fluffy marshmellows?"
Kaiser Valiant. Again.

"Quote!"
"It's already a quote!"
"Then quote the quote! Hey, quote-quote! Quote!"
Kaiser has this thing. Whenever he says something funny, he gets me to write it down. By saying "Quote!"

"Quote!"
Isn't it obvious?

"You're gonna hit me if i say that."
"Yes."
"Knowing you, you'll probably hit me anyway."
"(Punches) You know me too well."
Me and kaiser.

"What would you do if you could go back in time?"
"I don't know..."
"I'd go to Nuremburg, 1936. I'd put a banana skin onstage, and when Hitler walks up, he slips, and people say 'Aww, fuck him, he's a moron' therefore CHANGING THE COURSE OF HISTORY!"
Who dya think?

"You know what?...woof."
kaiser.

"My uncle drowned in a vat of whisky. They tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely."
Kaiser.

"Hey, look! A rectangle!"
A friend.

"You're like a compulsive liar, but with more planning!"
Me, to a friend.

"Oh no! Sepulchure's raising an army of one hundred million undead! Are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
"(Sarcastically) We jump down and kill fifty million each?"
"Whoah... you WERE thinking what i was thinking..."
Me and Artix, on Dragonfable. Good game. Go play.

"You can either take the drugs, or you can listen to me give you a long speech convincing you to take the pot."
Robin ignored him, so Louis began.
"I was born in a small log cabin..."
"Oh just give me the damn drugs!"
Robin and Louis in 'A Little Night Music', by srgeman.

This is the Amish computer virus. As we do not have the technology to create an actual computer virus, this works on the principle of trust. Please delete all your files and make your computer crash. Thank you, have a nice day.

"The cake is a lie! If the cake is a lie, why is the cupcake a lie?"
"I... don't know..."
"Because it's not made of cups. Ok, if you can get this one, i will actually pay you. Why is the profiterole a lie?"
"Because it's not made of rolls?"
"No."
"Because it's not profitable?>"
"Yes!" (Goes to leave)
"Where's my money?
"THE MONEY IS A LIE!" (Runs)

Mewtwo blinked, and leant back against the tree. Again, one of the longer speeches he'd heard from the detective, and one that was... oddly touching. In a disturbing, nerve wracking kind of a way.
Latest Sword And Shield fic by Kayasuri-n. If you didn't read them with the last quote, guess what? READ IT!

"My favourite word begins with 'F' and ends in 'uck'. My favourite word is 'FIRETRUCK', what did you think i'd say?"
Thorn-the-Fastiduous-Witch's friend. :)

"Asta la vista, kitt-eh..."
Me. I can't remember why...

"i will cheer you up with the hand boogie! (dances with hands, while singing in a strange accent) The hand boogie, the hand boogie, the hand boogie, quote!" (repeat until quoted!)
Kaiser, or Pigeon.

A duck walks into a bar, and says
"You got any grapes?" The barman says
"No, this is a bar." The duck nods, thanks him, and leaves. The next day, he comes back, and asks
"Got any grapes?" the barman gets annoyed.
"I told you yesterday, we don't sell grapes!"
"Oh." says the duck, and he leaves. The next day, he comes back, and asks
"Got any grapes?"
"If you ask that again, i'll nail your beak to the bloody bar!"
The duck runs. The next day, he comes back.
"Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any grapes?"
A friend.

I've often wondered, with the science experiments nowadays, when we finally work it all out, will everything disappear, and a big neon sign come up, with flashing lights, that says- level 2.
A friend, but i can't be bothered to type it properly.

"(singing) Seven days to go, seven days to go, seven days to go until my birthday!"
"There'll be NO days to go until your birthday if you keep singing, because i'll SMACK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK!"
Kaiser and his little sister.

"Little sis? You're abusive to your LITTLE sis?"
"So would you be if you had to live with her! You'd kill her! Or yourself... or both... say, come stay with us..."
Kaiser/Pigeon117 and me.

"My speciality is moving things around."
"You can't even move your sexuality to one side or the other!"
Me and a friend...

"It wasn't murder, it was self defence! And i'll kill anyone who argues with me!"
(Awkward silence)
"...sis, that doesn't work..."
"...shut up..."
Alexa and Larissa, two of my characters on the Reversal War Forum.

"I wanna kill him!"
"Take a number and get in line!"
Kaiser and me.

“One last piece of advice before you head out there- Whatever you do, don’t die.”
A Fox among the Hounds, a Naruto fanfic by Jehovah's Witness

The only thing that never changes is that all things change.
Endgame, by killr noob.

"ZOMG KAWAII!"
Abysswing, beleive it or not. There was good reason. Go to Ari's forum. :)

"Caps Lock. The Cruise Control for AWESOME!"
Reedy180, a friend in RL.

"Knowledge may be Power, but Ignorance is bliss. Which is more Important?"
Me, in a rare moment of philosophy.

"Knowledge is Ignorance, but Power is Bliss."
A friend, making a different version. (Rolls eyes)

(Start quote)
For a start, the Kabutops could try the tried and tested trick of finding a delivery truck that happened to be going into the place he was trying to infiltrate, killing the driver, disguising himself as the driver, and the guards letting him pass when they realized that it was a harmless driver that was passing through, and not the enemy.

Orion was already imagining the plan in action, with him in overalls and a cap at the wheel of a van, trundling through the gates and past the guards with not a worry in the world, when he noticed a vital flaw to the plan: he couldn’t drive.

Screw that plan, he decided. Maybe he could… bribe the guards! He wanders up to the gate, looking pathetic and miserable, and he begs the guards to let him through. He could pout and hit them with the puppy eyes, and offer up that whiney little Pachirisu, and then they couldn’t NOT let him through!

Except he didn’t have Sparkle on him, and well, pouting was rather difficult for any Kabutops to do, especially when he was aiming to look convincingly cute.

Orion clacked his scythes together in a quiet clap as he giggled to himself. Breaking into places was rather fun, wasn’t it? Maybe he should get Gajo to do this more often.

He was just thinking of his next hair-raising scheme to get past the unsuspecting guards, when he noticed that there was a gap in the fence that he could fit through. The Kabutops shrugged, chastising himself for not noticing it earlier, before he skittered over to it, slipping through the steel mesh and behind a large trash container.
(End quote)
From Pokemon Trainer, by Capybara 773

He’s pretty stealthy for a… blood-crazed crab.
Also from Pokemon Trainer.

“Happy birthday, Deidara,” said Pein, walking into the room. “Sasori, are you done with the cookies?”
“Almost,” said Sasori, blushing. “There’s a batch in the oven and when those get out, I can put these in.”
He indicated to the cookie dough he was slabbing onto a cookie tray.
“Hurry up, then,” said Pein. “The rest of the Akatsuki want this over with. They’ve got animals to torture, people to kill, lives to ruin.”
Peanut Butter and other Fun Stories, by Saya-Izame-Uchiha27.

"You get no popcorn!"
Kaiser.

Six months later...
"Hey, it's still here! To give, or not to give... that is the question..."
"(puppy eyes) What's the answer?"
"A RHETORICAL question!"
"Aww..."
Kaiser and me in that order.

"He has his moments of genius. Sometimes he even manages to find the way to his house!"
An enemy of mine, to another.

"You get 0 out of 10 for being a human, because your disguise is not convincing!"
TJIceBeam.

"Agh! Too many sheets!" (Eats worksheet)
True story. An enemy (Kind of) of mine.

(Doing an impression of Stitch) "I will eat your heart!"
Kaiser.

"The fable of Sable! I've got to write that... (Thinks) Might need some plot first..."
Me!

"Quote! (Searches pocket for notebook to write it on) DAMN!"
Me again!

"You realise that since you're next to the window, the smell will go past you?"
"Yeah, but... damn."
Me and Kaiser. I actually won one!

(names changed for internet safety) Lance is drilling some armour with borrowed equpment. It's making a hiss like a loud and angry hornet. This guy comes up, and says
"You know, i have the right equipment for that and it'll do it about a hundred times as fast. I'm Peter, i'm an armourer."
"I'm Lance, i'm an idiot."
Actual quote from a friend at a medievil re-enactment. :)

"Anyone know any famous vegetarians?"
"Gandhi!"
"Hitler!"
Bill Bailey, Part Troll. Watch it.

"Or, on the other, we could go save Jack in a blaze of fiery glory, probably dying in the process..." Tristan finished.
There was a pause.
"Right!" Morgan said, as he urged Livvy onto Santi.
"Death and fiery glory it is!"
A Falling Republic, a pokemon fanfic by Ari/Damned Lolita.

"The answer to that is a resounding maybe!"
The Wotch, another awesome comic strip you should read!

"The profiterole was framed!"
Kaiser.

"(My french teacher to someone who hadn't done coursework) What are you waiting for?"
"Divine Intervention?"
'Canada' in my French lesson.

"Just simple mind control."
Sasuke in Naruto. (simple??)

"I am not No.1 on the CIA most wanted list!"
"...yeah... you are..."
"...you forced me to this. (draws gun)"
Me and Kaiser.

"Technically, 'quote!' is not quotable, but 'quote!' is... 'quote!' so..."
"Quote!"
Me and Kaiser.

"While you're out, i'll kill the pepperoni."
Kaiser.

"What's the point of studying history?"
"Research. Finding out what ways of taking over the world don't work. (evil grin)"
Some guy and me.

"I need your clothes, youre boots and your porn magazines."
Me doing an Arnold Schwarzanegger(sp?) accent.

"You know what he does that's really annoying?"
"Exists?"
Me and a friend.

The entirety of Bill Bailey, Part Troll. :)

"God is WIN."
...me and a friend, randomly.

Ok dumb nuts, an ultimate defence are basically a technique or natural ability that shields you from almost all harm.”
“Wait if it’s almost all harm, then why is it ultimate. Sounds pretty stupid to me.” Came the snorted reply from Naruto.
Hmm, you have a point. But the almost ultimate defence just don’t have that nice ring to it,” came the mocking tone again.
Naruto of the Maelstrom, by xXChaChingXx. Good fic.

'Only for you, you’re just lucky you got me. So maybe you should give me a bit more respect and stop biting the hand that feeds.’
‘Yea, yea. But then again I don’t thank the hand that saves me from a pit of snakes if it’s the same hand that put me there in the first place’
Naruto and Kyuubi, in Naruto of the Maelstrom again.

"So, in the future, parents shouldn't let their kids play so much computer games?"
"Lies!"
"BLASPHEMY! Burn the witch, burn the heretic!"
"...yep, he said it."
Me and a couple of 'friends' in French.

"Define a chair."
"Something you... sit on?"
"Define sitting."
"Er... damn" (walks off in a huff)
Kaiser and my friend.

PLEASE NOTE
All quotes involving Kaiser, he is generally the one PWNing the other. Unless otherwise stated.

Due to Kaiser's theoretically nonexistent theory of theoretical nonexistence, this profile does not exist...Why are you still here?

When life gives you lemons, you make something random, perhaps coke, or fanta, then watch the scientists randomly running round looking for an answer.
Ratchet 1to4-ThomTJayD

My mind... it's beginning to unravel, so SOON! Like a tapestry, and some angry KITTENS!
Bill Bailey, Part Troll.

(eats tie)
"Don't eat your tie, you'll have to buy a new one!"
(I try to eat HIS tie.)
"Don't eat MY tie, you'll have to buy a new one!"
(I try to eat his arm)
"Don't eat ME, you'll have to buy a new one!"
Me, actions, and Reedy, words.

"Hey i never told anyone you're bi! (To someone else) Hey, did you know he's bi?"
Kaiser

Me-In an alternate universe, you're a nice person.Me and Kaiser-(in exact concert)-NAAAH!

"We need several billion pounds worth of funding! Jake, organise a bake sale!"
Apophis. Yes, my name is Jake.

Misa doesn't care how gay boyfriend-chan is, he will have sex with her and he will LIKE it!
The summary from Thorn-the-Fastidious-Witch's story, Popcorn and Butter.

WAIT, WRONG GENOCIDE.
Thorn, on Lolita's forum.

Sunrise? Nah, Baby Jesus is playing with his dimmer switch.
NOT ME. Kaiser.

After it was attacked by Raccoons... (Sniff) They killed so many...
Kaiser.

The Raccoons are actually the master race... they ALLOW us to rule... until they think it's time... to STRIKE!
Me.

The CNN Tower is ACTUALLY a giant demon robot cat, which was defeated by the Raccoon Liberation Front.
Kaiser.

(Gasp) The headteacher is in league with the Raccoons!
All Scottish people ARE Raccoons!
Kaiser and me. No offence to scottish people.

Nobody expected the badgers to get involved... WHY?! (Cries)
Kaiser.
The Raccoon war went on for a while. Please don't ask how it started. or whether it's over... they're waiting in the shadows...

God is part of Tennis!
Kaiser

"Sheila Black will be all over me when i show up to lay on the boyish charm.
How do i look?"
"Homosexual."
Oh, fuck you, what do you know about women anyway?"
Better Days. Another awesome comic strip. With furries!

"Do you WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?!"
(Grabs him by the hands and yells emphatically) "What would GOD do?!"
Couple of friends in a Drama Workshop.

"You want weapons? we're in a library. Books, the best weapons in the world. This rooms the best arsenal we could have."
David Tennant, A.K.A. the Doctor.

"Someone needs to call the Redundancy Department of Redundancy."
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix, a Mary Sue-parody by absdssg.

"yeesh... the worst part of polygamy is that when you get jealous, you can't justify it..."
"Ooh... another layer of the invincible beth is peeled away."
Better Days.

If you lick me, i take your face.
Better Days.

"What's their strike range, you say? Let's put it this way. Sagittars aim their bows using MAPS."
Selesnya Sagittars, a Magic Card from the Ravnica Set.

"KILL ALL ZE ANGELS!"
Kaiser.

"Oh no... they have doughnuts... THEY HAVE DOUGHNUUUUUUTS!!"
Kaiser.Kaiser. Who else?

"There's the scale... then there's off the scale. But you... you're off the off the scale."
Apophis.

“I’ve got a question,” Kame spoke out, “Why is the blond baka our…leader?”
They could all hear the sneer in her voice.
“I’ve got a few words for you,” Naruto grinned ferally, “Kyuubi no Kitsune/Youko.” A brief spurt of red chakra in his aura incited a short period of respectful silence as each jinchuuriki conferred with its inner demon as to the power of the Nine-tailed Fox to lord it over them. When it became quite clear that Kyuubi could kick their collective asses three ways to Tuesday, everyone murmured their approval of their leader.
Thorn in Jinchuriki Gathering.

"DAMN. I WANTED THAT WIN."
"What, is everything just a joke to you?
I wanted that win for the sake of my people. I wanted it for my country. I wanted it for the nameless children who suffer in silence, each and every day of their lives. I wanted that new page win, Jack, to rebel against this narcissistic and treacherous world.
And you wanted it for lulz. What kind of sick and twisted creature are you?"
"(Gapes in awe) Have an internet, Caps."
"He's the kind of sick and twisted creature you're friends with."
"You betcha!"
Byss. Cappy, Byss, Thorn, Cappy. :D

"When you buy a shrimp, you're actually just buying it's tail. And what happened to the rest of the shrimp?-"
"Jake!"
My biology teacher, then Apophis.

"We must move Forwards! Not backwards, not sideways, not upwards, and definitely not forwards! We must be twirling, twirling, TWIRLING towards freedom."
The Simpsons.

"Suck my cock!"
"NO."
"Good."
Kaiser then me then Kaiser.

"When hell freezes over!"
"Yeah, i'm gonna get the janitors to check the air conditioning..."
Me and Apophis, self styled lord of darkness.

"You see a debating oppurtunity... i see a long-overdue graveyard."
I think it was Kotor.

"(sigh) Primary school time again. (starts writing names on board)"
"Yay! CBeebies!"
My history teacher and some kid in my class.

"I never high five."
"High five on that!"
"Go for it! (high fives)"
Apophis, me, Apophis.

"(is slapped) Oo, do you moisturize?"
Kaiser.

"Big deal. I walk over Everest every day on my way to school."
"Why don't you walk around it?"
"Can't be assed..."
Johnny McPrick the Stand-up Stick. (Kaiser to you lot)

"You are Choujar, son of Choji, lord of chubs."
"CHUBBIES RULE! (Strangles)"
TJ and me.

"How high was the tightrope?"
"I dunno, however high the lions could lift it."
Me and Kaiser.

"What do you think would happen if one of those floodlights fell over and crushed an innocent Year 7?"
"I'd laugh."
"I wouldn't. I'd take pictures, then laugh."
Kaiser then me.

"Is being evil a bad thing?"
"Not in these circumstances."
"Aw, good. No, wait, evil. No, wait... aww, i'm confused..."
Kaiser and me.

"My mind is in its own seperate universe, you know."
"Must be a very empty universe..."
"Not really, there were giraffes floating around."
Kaiser and me.

"I don't know, that depends whether the raccoons were involved."
"The raccoons are always involved. They're the ones controlling the ferris wheel with the elephant on top sucking the brains of the INNOCENT CHILDREN BELOW!"
Me and Kaiser.

"My brains turned to molten jelly..."
"Why jelly? Why not just mush?"
"Because jelly sounds... tastier?"
Kaiser and another friend.

"You know, he has three sisters and they're all secretly him. But he doesn't know, so don't tell him!"
A friend about me to me...

"And you're worried, not because you're going to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you're afraid those vampires won't approve of you, Correct?"
"That's right."
Edward and Bella, Twilight. Ari, forgive me.

"January 16th, 2009. Apophis shows signs of originality.
The first sign of the apocalypse has come."
A friend. And i'm currently waiting for the sixth sign.

"No, even the IDEA of you not mentioning Metal Gear for a day breaks the fabric of reality."
"True."
Me and a friend with a Metal Gear obsession.

"I feel the swirling threads of destiny drawing together..."
Me in a review.

"If you can't change colour, you're OUT of the Chameleon's Guild! Now GO!"
Kaiser.

"Are you disappointed in yourself?"
"Uh... yes?"
"I am too. No wait, then i'm agreeing with you... i'm not disappointed! No, 'cause that makes you happy... i'm... i'm... NOT MOVED BY YOUR ACTIONS! No, wait, then you can do whatever you want! I'm... i'm... (Eye twitches) I'm broken... (Collapses on desk)
Kaiser and me.

"What's better than winning the special olympics? Not meing disabled."
Totally out of order, by Demon Boy. Or Kez. And by the way, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xbwNSNLPIfw&feature=related. That's my excuse.

"I haven't been horrible recently, have I?"
"Not recently."
"Not since year 9! I'm a changed man!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, now i'm an alcoholic!"
Kaiser and me.

"What happened?" Edward demanded, his voice going flat.
"I punched Jacob." I admitted.
"Good." Edward said bleakly. "Though I'm sorry you're hurt."
Eclipse, Stephenie Meyer.

"Now back to the original topic, Armadillos!"
Kaiser.

"So, how many signs of the apocalypse have we had now?"
"I dunno, but i think the apocalypse has been and gone about twice by now."
Me and Apophis.

"Dexter, meet Dexter. I'm going to help the two of you get to know each other."
A psychiatrist in Dexter.

"For gods sake, mousse and twist!"
JD, Scrubs.

"Of course it was a good idea. It came from me."
Kaiser.

"God is a hamster. We play pools at the weekend."
Kaiser.

(Ranting about the bible and Jesus)
"Look, he was given gold but he was poor all his life. What happened to the gold? Unless his mum went and spent it on hookers... wait, that's how he was born! Son of a hooker, mate, son of a hooker."
"And god. Don't forget god."
"No, god was the hooker."
"And a hamster."
"A hooker hamster. (Gasp) Your FATHER was a hamster and your MOTHER smelt of elderberries! I have proved Monty Python RIGHT!"
Kaiser and me.

"A NECROPHILIAC STOLE JESUS!"
Kaiser, who else?

"Pick up me leg, boy, it fell off."
Kaiser pretending to be old.

"Does god get a bus pass? I mean, he's old..."
Me or Kaiser, can't remember who.

"Hows your psychiatrist?"
"He had to get a psychiatrist."
Me and Kaiser, not necessarily in that order.

"(Uncaring) See my caring face."
"Oh my GOD IT'S HORRIBLE!"
Me and Kaiser.

"Feevee is a GOOD boy."
"And Thorn is a BAD girl."Me and a friend who does not have ToadSageShipping rights, referencing 'The Mating Frenzy', an epic Naruto fic, based on Tobi's catchphrase.

"You play snooker with a hamster?"
"Shouldn't you be more impressed by the god part?"
Me and Kaiser.

"Let me bring you up to speed. We know nothing. You are now up to speed."
Inspector Clueso in the advert for the Pink Panther 2.

"Hey, look at that! The smoke grenades fit perfectly in the cup holders!"
Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear, taking part in a beach assault with the royal marines in a Ford Fiesta Jazz...!

"Should we team up and take over the world?"
"Lets!"
Me and Apophis, randomly.

"How to get home round your ass? At least seven series in that."
Apophis calling me fat while thinking of a Sci-Fi plot.

"I've got a plan!"
"Kill Rob?"
"...Forget my plan, yours is better!"
I think it was Apophis and me.

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a COMA."
Heard around my school.

"It's not lying, it's just painting the truth a more appealing colour!"
A friend.

"You... you stole my phrase and made it better!"
"I'm an author. It's what i do."
A friend and me.

"No, I'll tell YOU what's low. Shooting your grandmother because she gave you ten-pence under your standard pocket money."
"(Tuts) Grandmothers these days... just can't count."
A friend and Kaiser.

"I love this!"
"I thought 'the Red Fist' was going to speak in third person?"
"Oh yeah... the Red Fist will remember that."
Me, (the Red Fist) and a friend.

"I've been asked to annoy you, would you like to put me in a stranglehold now to save time?"
Someone to me. :D

"Chuck Norris is the antichrist! All we know is a lie!"
"Ooh, plotbunny! Ah, fuck..."
Kaiser and me. Plotbunny up for adoption. :D

"What's KOTOR?"
"The Star Wars RPG."
"Yeah, but it's got so many mods it's probably every RPG ever by now..."
Some guy, me and a friend.

"So, how does that make you feel?"
"I want to bring in a dangerous weapon and kill you."
"Ah. Last day of term?"
"Yuh-huh."
"Could you wait until september?"
"Why?"
"I've got some plans for the holidays."
Kaiser and me.

"Circles! God's answer to... squares!"
A random friend.

"He's a little... yeah..."
Me.

"You two do realize that you sound like a preschool television Holiday special on LSD, don't you?"
"Shut yer yap and get that banana bread in the oven, corporal, this is serious business. Captain Fairy, over and out."
A carpooling Naruto fic by Medicinal Biscuit. Is funny.

'Each person select a pair of opposites to elaborate (PENIS) on. You will (VAGINA) need to insert (ANAL BEADS) quotes/references to characters (COCK RING) scenes, themes or incidents in the play.
My English teacher, trying to get our attention. XD It worked. She rocks.

(On the above)
"Miss, what'll you do if the head of english walks in and reads that?"
"Get fired?"
Me and said awesome (And hot, incidentally) teacher.

"I need more smoke bombs... goddamn you, potassium nitrate, why do you mock me?!"
Kaiser!

"Assassins take mastercard!"
Kaiser, for reasons forgotten, and probably better that way.

"Scanning for weapons...Number of weapons found:...Many."
A computer in Ultraviolet. Cool film.

"We're as fast as you."
"We're as strong as you."
"Yeah. But are you one TENTH as pissed off as i am?"
Two vampires and Violet, in Ultraviolet.

"Your mother only buys from the Tesco 'Finest' range, the Sainsburys 'Taste the Difference' range and the Waitrose 'Look on my works, ye mighty, and Despair' range."
The Cat Kin. Good book. XD

"The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems."
River Tam, from Firefly, that awesome sci-fi cut off in it's youth... ;_;

"The girl is a witch!"
"Yeah, but she's OUR witch."
Religious guy and Captain Reynolds from Firefly, about River Tam.

"Why'd you come back for us?"
Y"ou're on my crew."
"But you don't even like me. Why did you come back for us?"
"You're on my crew. Why are we still talking about this?"
Simon and Captain Reynolds, Firefly.

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you are going to a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre."
Shephard Book, Firefly.

"(Teary eyed) My very own riot?"
"Yeah."
"(Crying, hugs)"
Jayne and some guy, Firefly.

"Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood."
Simon Tam, Firefly.

"You and your pokemon need an obedience lesson from me."
Some lady in the Battle Frontier (Shortly before i owned her) Dog Training Much?

Henry VIII was invading France-Bit of a hobby for English Kings.
A friend.

"There was a rumour going round the underworld that you were dead."
"I was." said Butler, heading for the security booth. "But i'm better now."
Artemis Fowl, the Eternity Code.

"By the gods, this is the last time I break the boss out of the clinic and replace her with a clone."
Brill Brothers, Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Not a clue.

"I can do whatever i want. I'm a rock star!"
"I thought you were a pop star."
"They're interchangeable, really."
Marry Me. It's a comic. Yes, another one.

"Where to?"
"The airport!" (Points dramatically)
"The airport's actually that way."
"I'm just pointing dramatically, it doesn't have to be in the right direction."
Also Marry Me. (Points dramatically across the internet) READ IT!

"Alright, i'll just hop in my time machine, go back to the 12th century and ask the vampires if they can postpone their ancient prophecy a few days so you can take in dinner and a show."
"Ok, now you're abusing sarcasm."
Giles and Buffy, from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.

(On the subject of serial killers as opposed to demons)
"And the creep factor is also higher-it could be anyone. It could be me!"
(Everyone stares)
"It's... not... though..."
Willow, from Buffy.

"Personal question? When Buffy was a vampire, were you still attracted to her?"
"What? That's sick! She was... grotesque."
"You still dug her, didn't you."
"I'm sick. I need professional help."
Willow and Xander, from Buffy.

"Er, how many are there?"
"Erm, One, Two..."
"Oh, that's alright then."
"Hundred and thirty seven..."
Dangermouse and Penfold, from Dangermouse.

"This ends tonight."
"No it doesn't. By my watch it's already 11:57. Unless you intend on beating me in two minutes, it won't end tonight."
"Okay. It doesn't end tonight. But it ends very early tomorrow."
Heroes Inc, a sprite comic.

"Sometimes too much of a good thing can be a very good thing."
Cant remember.

"What the hex are you doing?"
"Strapping some boosters to my inline skates."
"What are you going to do to stabilise yourself while braking?"
"Stabilise? Braking? What sort of mad scientist do you take me for?"
Kanna and Ed, from a comic caleld Ed's r us.

"Magic is dangeorus. It's not something to be trifled with. Now, if you'll excuse me, i have somebody elses homework to do."
Willow, from Buffy.

"You... all of you... Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?"
Principal Snyder, from Buffy.

Character Bios

Name-Felix Lorn
Species-Human/Espeon (Prophecy)
Gender-Male. Mostly straight.
Personality-This is my self insert. Tends to speak without thinking, and act without thinking. Very random. Has few friends, but good ones
Appearance-Longish, not quite to the shoulders, brown hair, brown eyes, well built, slightly chubby. Has contact lenses.
Family-Mother, Bethany Lorn, deceased. Father, Benjamin Lorn, deceased. Aunt, Samantha Lorn. Uncle, Edward Chishiki, Grandparents Danielle and Nathan Chishiki. Cousin/Half Sister Ellen (Kaosu) Lorn. Partner, Ebony.
Abilities-Turn into an Espeon due to the prophecy, and can access abilities in either form, but can only use second and third levels of prophecy in human form. The prophecy grants improved speed and strength and abilities, at the cost of self control and sanity. Has three levels, each more powerful. First level is dormant, and allows use of blood attacks and other special techniques. Second level brings black spirals across skin (like cused seal), darkens hair and loses some control, but grants a large increase in power. Third level turns hair black and completely destroys self control. Spirals turn into a darkening of the skin. Can fight well with swords. (Mostly Speed Discipline, some Defence Discipline.)
Favourite Attacks-Neuron Palm.
Pokemon-See below.

Name-Ebony
Species-Shiny black Espeon/Human (Prophecy)
Gender-Female, bi. Very free, not particularly loyal.
Personality-Mostly the same as Felix, but more extreme. Slightly psychotic, shows affection through friendly attacks. Slightly pyromaniacal, slightly more nymphomaniacal.
Appearance-As Espeon, but black furred. As a human, has long pure black hair and pale skin, and blue eyes.
Family-At least one sister, black furred and also called Ebony. Much saner and more sensible. Hasn't seen since childhood. Partner, Felix. Mainly.
Abilities-Turn human and can access abilities in either form, but can only use second and third levels of prophecy in human form.Second level as Felix, but black spirals and longer hair. Third level, skin goes black, hair goes so dark it looks flat, and grows two long tails with blades on the end. Can fight a bit with swords, Speed Discipline.
Favourite Attacks-Bloodstorm, Neuron Palm, Dark Pulse.
Trainer-Felix (In theory...)
Theme Tune-U and Ur Hand, by Pink. (You don't really want to mess with her ANY night!)

Name-Ciflaina
Species-Flareon
Gender-Female, mostly lesbian.
Personality-Bubbly and hyper. Talks a lot, likes gambling, but normally loses. Slightly Nymphomaniacal.
Family-Brother, Bleak. Partner, anyone and everyone she can persuade.
Favourite Attacks-Flare Blitz, Extremespeed, Giga Impact.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-I kissed a Girl, by Katy Perry

Name-Bleak
Species-Umbreon
Gender-Male.
Personality-Very, very extremist christian. Has all but given up on most of his companions. Is desperately trying to make Ciflaina, in his words, 'normal'.
Family-Sister, Ciflaina.
Favourite Attacks-Take Down, Trump Card.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-Where is the Love, by the Black Eyed Peas

Name-Dream
Species-Dragonair
Gender-Female
Personality-Insecure, shy, quiet. Quick thinker. A bit like Hinata from Naruto, but worse, and always.
Favourite Attacks-Flare Blitz, Volt Tackle or Dragon Rush.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-She's a Star, by James.

Name-Draconor
Species-Gyrados
Gender-Male
Personality-Shy, quiet, doesn't talk much. Expert with electronics. Genius.
Favourite Attacks-Waterfall, Crunch, Psychic.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-Technologic, by Daft Punk. (he can do all those things.)

Name-Seliss
Species-Milotic
Gender-Male. Completely and unrelentingly gay.
Personality-In a word, flamboyant. He's also arrogant and considers himself Mew's gift to the world. Sadly for him, it's mostly women that agree.
Favourite Attacks-Attract, Hydro Pump.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-All You Need is Love, by the Beatles.

Name-Chari
Species-Charizard
Gender-Female
Appearance-As Charizard. wears a pink ribbon on one horn.
Personality-Obsessed with flying. That's about it really. Loyal and a good friend, as long as she's not to busy flying to realise she's needed.
Favourite Attacks-Aerial Ace, Strafe, Firedive.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-Don't Stop Me Now, by Queen.

Name-Tiamat
Species-Salamence
Gender-Female
Personality-Very shy. Afraid of being on her own, will actually cry when alone. Loves to make friends and talk.
Favourite Attacks-Dragon Claw, Bite.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-All Alone, by Gorillaz

Name-Plight
Species-Sneasel
Gender-Female
Personality-Loves fighting, completely psychotic. Will not attack friends. Most of the time.
Favourite Attacks-Slash, Night Slash, Shadow Claw, Dragon Claw, Swords Dance (Basically anything involving claws or blades) and, for some reason, Ice Beam.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-Sacred Lie, by Disturbed.

Name-Blight
Species-Skuntank
Gender-Female
Personality-Extreme girly-girl. Obsessed with preening her fur. Very rarely uses poison attacks (except Poison Darts) because 'they mess up her tail and make her smell bad'.
Favourite Attacks-Poison Darts, Dark Pulse.
Trainer-Felix

Name-Tragedy
Species-Absol
Gender-Female
Personality-As all Absols, can foresee disasters. Tragedy sees them in the form of nightmares. Thus, she has a fear of sleep and is addicted to most forms of drugs, including natural ones such as adrenaline, because they 'wash the pain away'. Was one of the pokemon who made the Prophecy.
Favourite Attacks-Swords Dance, Quick Attack, Agility, Slash, Hypnosis, Nightmare.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-Boulevard of Broken Dreams, by Green Day.

Name-Shadow
Species-Scyther/?
Gender-Male
Personality-Very rarely talks unless asked a direct question, but when he does, does so quietly and always comes up with a good idea or valuable contribution. Speaks in third person. (Credit to Buwaro and ANI for that idea)
Appearance-Black skinned. Can change into a ghost, his lower half becoming an ectoplasmic trail.
Abilities-Can fade away into nothingness like a ghost, and is effectively a Bug/Ghost/Flying type.
Favourite Attacks-Shadow Claw, Swords Dance.
Trainer-Felix

Name-Cynder
Species-Quilava
Gender-Female
Personality-Complete and utter pyromaniac. That's it. Has, over the course of a year or so, finally learnt not to burn things without permission.
Family-Mother, Viretha. Father, Coflain.
Favourite Attacks-Blast Burn, Fire Blast, Flamethrower, Flame Wheel, Flare Blitz, Fire Fang.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-Firestarter, by the Prodigy. (For the record, personally i prefer songs with lyrics)

Name-Viretha
Species-Bayleef
Gender-Female
Personality-Obsessed with dark and ghost types. Wants to be one, and is surprisingly close.
Appearance-As a Bayleef, but black and dark grey.
Family-Daughter, Cynder. Partner, Coflain.
Favourite Attacks-Wither, Faint Attack.
Trainer-Felix

Name-Brassia
Species-Grovyle
Gender-Female
Personality-Wants to be the greatest pokemon swordsmaster in the world. Very rarely pays enough attentuion to anything else.
Favourite Attacks-Swords Dance, Slash, Leaf Blade.
Trainer-Felix

Name-Nagareboshi
Species-Pidgeot
Gender-Female
Personality-Loves flying, but not quite as much as Chari. Doesn't like fighting without a plan, and will run away, plan, then come back and annihilate the enemy.
Favourite Attacks-Fly
Trainer-Felix

Name-Fortar
Species-Blastoise
Gender-Male
Personality-Very, very, slow thinker. Can come up with amazing ideas no-one else will ever think of if he spends long enough. Burt it takes a long time, so everyone thinks he's an idiot.
Favourite Attacks-Take Down, Double Edge, Waterfall.
Trainer-Felix

Name-Metela
Species-Arcanine
Gender-Female
Personality-The only sane, normal member of the group. Looks after everyone, but sometimes let's them sort it out themselves whenm she can't be bothered.
Favourite Attacks-Psychic, Thunderbolt, Flare Blitz, Fire Fang, Neuron Bolt.
Trainer-Felix (Though often she's looking after him.)

Name-Gabriel
Species-Rhydon
Gender-Male. Gay.
Personality-Christian, but not as fundamental as Bleak. Likes the rare Light type attacks. Has very strong morals.
Favourite Attacks-Holy Blade, Sunbeam, Take Down, Horn Drill, Rock Slide.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-Overburdened, by Disturbed.

Name-Isukami
Species-Kabutops
Gender-Female.
Personality-Slightly, no completely mad. Cares for her friends, but is completely unpredictable. Superstitious, very quiet at all times except battle, where she always sings...
Favourite Attacks-Slash, Swords Dance, Stone Edge.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-Frontier Psychiatrist, by the Avalanches. (Is that spelt right?)

Name-Res
Species-Metang
Gender-Male. Bi.
Personality-Will spend hours on end hovering. Refuses to evolve.
Favourite Attacks-Fly, Metal Claw, Hyper Beam.
Trainer-Felix

Name-Cassie
Species-Lucario
Gender-Female/Bi
Personality-You know Monica from Friends? Like that, but a nymphomaniac.
Favourite Attacks-Metal Claw, Force Palm.
Trainer-Felix

Name-Monolo
Species-Seadra
Gender-Male
Personality-Messed up by team Rocket. A relentless fighting machine, but cracks of his old personality are starting to show. (Sarcasm. Lot's of it.)
Favourite Attacks-Slash, Hydro Pump.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-Pain Redefined, by Disturbed

Name-Nolegaria
Species-Furret
Gender-Female
Personality-Acts like the queen of the world. Considers herself above most people.
Favourite Attacks-Quick Attack, Royal Paw.
Trainer-Felix

Name-Lycor
Species-Manectric. (I changed it)
Gender-Male
Personality-Always wants to sleep. (Like Shikamaru, from Naruto. But worse.) Will fight and fight hard so he wins quickly and can go back to sleep.
Favourite Attacks-Thunder, Discharge, Giga Impact, Take Down.
Trainer-Felix

Name-Seer
Species-Ivysaur
Gender-Male
Personality-Is convinced that no-one listens to him. (They do) Is arrogant and a showoff.
Abilities-Can see the future, is one of the two who made the Prophecy.
Favourite Attacks-Future Sight, Solarbeam.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-Nobody's Listening, Linkin Park.

Name-Prissy
Species-Sableye
Gender-Female
Personality-Complete and utter Mary-Sue. Perfect in every way. Everyone hates her guts, but realises she doesn't even realise how annoying she is.
Favourite Attacks-Blast Burn.
Trainer-Felix

Name-Elena
Species-Ninetales
Gender-Female. Bi.
Personality-Whore. I'm sorry, Elena, but it's true.
Favourite Attacks-Attract (Which she has no problems using on anyone she wants)
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-Living la Vida Loca, by Ricky Martin

Name-Tokushumi
Species-Gallade
Gender-Female
Personality-Loyal, and honourable. When she was a Kirlia, she ate an entire Dawn Stone accidentally.
Favourite Attacks-Swords Dance, Psycho Cut, Night Slash.
Trainer-Felix
Theme Tune-Kanashimi wo Yasashisa Ni, by Little by Little (Part of it was a Naruto theme Tune)

Name-Tremor
Species-Flygon
Gender-Male
Personality-Loves computer games, especially RTS, especially the C&C games.
Favourite Attacks-Depends. In a normal battle, earthwuake and stone edge. No Holds Barred? Getting Draconor to rig him a Mammoth Tank.
Trainer-Felix.


Name-Ellen Kaosu Lorn
Species-Human(Currently, also possessed by a demon called Nemezure) Gallade/Typhlosion combiomorph.
Gender-Female
Personality-Kind of eaten up inside. Is possessed and the incarnation of death, chaos and war. So any good parts of her show rarely. She is urged into depravity and evil by Nemezure. Practically the only people she cares for are her pokemon, especially Gabrielle.
Appearance-Brown hair, blood red eyes due to demon, quite tall and slim. Physically and mentally about 15 as of chapter 2 of the Fallen. Wears a long rippling black cloak.
Family-Half Brother/Cousin, Felix Lorn, Mother Samantha Lorn, Father Edward Chishiki, Uncle, Benjamin Lorn, killed by her, aunt Bethany Lorn, killed by her, adopted sister/daughter/best friend, Gabrielle.
Abilities-One of if not the greatest swordsmaster in the five regions (Including Orre), the incarnation of chaos, death and war, a combiomorph(Pokemorph of two pokemon) In this case, Typhlosion and Gallade
Favourite attacks-Unpredictable. Chaos Blade is the only common one.
Pokemon-Currently, only Gabrielle (And she's kind of an exception)
Theme Tune-Friend or Foe, by t.A.T.u, or Indestructible, by Disturbed, or Disturbia by Rihanna.

Name-Gabrielle
Species-Latias, but spends most of time as a human.
Gender-Female
Personality-Very immature. Technically about a year old, physically and mentally about five, due to strange aging process. Adores Ellen, who she views as a mixture of sister, mother and best friend.
Appearance-As human, blue eyes and blood red hair, same colour as Ellen's eyes. Looks about five years old.
Abilities-Latias. Is trained partially in a blend of Speed and Defence Discipline swordsfighting.
Favourite Attacks-Unknown
Trainer-In theory, Ellen. But neither of them think that way, and ellen very rarely uses a pokeball, only when it's absolutely necessary.
Theme Tune-Disturbia. Kind of. (But without the fact that it's kind of talking about bondage... If you watch the video...)


My favourite pokemon-Espeon(My favourite ever), Latias(My favourite Legend), Charizard(My joint best starter), Typhlosion(My joint best starter), Sceptile/Grovyle(My best third gen starter) (Fourth gen starters suck), Absol, Sneasel, Scyther(Scizor sucks.), Charizard evolution chain, Blastoise evolution chain, Bulbasaur and Ivysaur (but not Venasaur) Butterfree, Beedrill, Pidgeot, Rattatta, Ekans, Pikachu/Raichu, Sandslash/Sandshrew, Nidorino/Nidoking, Vulpix/Ninetails, Zubat(Not Golbat or Crobat), Meowth/Persian, Golduck, Growlithe/Arcanine, Golem, Muk, Haunter, Onix, Voltorb, Cubone/Marowak, Rhyhorn/Rhydon, Seadra, Starmie, Magmar, Tauros, Jigglypuff/Wigglytuff, Gyrados, Ditto, All Eeveelutions! (Espeon best, then Flareon, Eevee, Vaporeon, Leafeon, Umbreon, Glaceon, Jolteon), Porygon/PorygonZ, Omastar, Kabuto/Kabutops, Aerodactyl, Articuno, Moltres, Dratini/Dragonair, Mew, Missingno, Chikorita/Bayleef, Cyndaquil/Quilava/Typhlosion, Totodile/Croconaw, Furret, Lanturn, Mareep/Flaaffy/Ampharos, Marill, Sudowoodo, Yanma/Yanmega, Unown, Heracross, Slugma/Magcargo, Mantine, Skarmory, Houndour/Houndoom, Phanphy/Donphan, Hitmonchan, Smeargle, Raikou, Suiciune, Larvitar/Pupitar/Tyranitar, Lugia, Ho-oh, Celebi, Treecko/Grovyle, Blaziken, Mudkip/Marshtomp/Swampert(Swampert is a rubbish name! Marshtomp should be last!), Mightyena, Linoone, Swellow, Vigoroth, Nincada/Ninjask/Shedinja, Sableye, Aron/Lairon/Aggron, Electrike/Manectric, Carvanha, Torkoal, Vibrava/Flygon, Altaria, Zangoose, Lunatone, Clayfol, Cradily, Milotic, Castform, Kecleon, Duskull/Dusknoir, Tropius, Glalie, Salamence, Beldum/Metang/Metagross, Rayquaza, Deoxys, Torterra, Shinx/Luxio/Luxray, Cranidos/Rampardos, Bastiedon, Pachirisu, Cherrim, Glameow, Skuntank, Spiritomb, Gible/Gabite/Garchomp, Rilou/Lucario, Carnivine, Snover/Abomasnow, Magnezone, Kirlia/Gardevoir/Gallade, Rotom, Palkia, Dialga, Azelf/Uxie/Mesprit, Cresselia, Shaymin, Darkrai.

Wow, that's a long list. Should have done a list of ones i don't like. Oh well. Anyone who has read this all deserves a pie and a cookie. See Umbreon Mastah for cookie and Guard of the Twilight for pie.

Shipping Quiz (I saw this is Kotor's profile. Couldn't resist.)

1-Ebony

2-Me(Felix, various incarnations of)

3-Ari(Grin)

4-Star

5-Dragonair

6-Arcanine

7-Suicune

8-Harley

9-Charizard

10-Gallade

11-Quilava

12-Swellow

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. Might be alright.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
A bit, i suppose.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight Pregnant?
... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes. One, by Ari.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Probably. (perverted grin)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Nine. Two dragons, gotta be good.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGGH!! Suicune would be very, very confused.

8. Make up a Summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Ari goes out with Vita down the pub, and wakes up with... Gallade?? Harley's going to be very upset.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
There better not be. EBONY! I need to talk to you...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Love is in the Wind.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Umm... technically, i've written some... ARI!

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?
Probably. I'll just check who Eleven is. Yes. (i have a LONG friends list.)

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Probably not. Call me Jiraiya, but I wouldn't complain that much.

14. If you wrote a song fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I wouldn't. If i had too, something silly. Weird Al, maybe.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning-May contain insanity, adultery and me killing the person who wrote this quiz for pairing Ebony with anyone but me.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Don't think i have.

17. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.
Ebony and Suicune(WTF!!) are in a happy relationship until Charizard runs off with Star. Ebony, heartbroken, has a hot one night stand with Quilava (Hot is right!) and a brief unhappy affair with Swellow(W.T.F!), then follows the wise advice of Dragoniar and finds true love with Ari. ARI! GET OVER HERE!

Ebony-That's it, you've gone too far. WHO wrote this quiz?

17. What title would you give this fic?
Messed up not-even-my-canon Romance.

18-What would you do if Seven/Eight was canon?
Be very, very surprised. And start watching the anime again.

1. Hinata

2. Gaara

3. Kisame

4. My Various Self Inserts

5. Guren!

6. Temari

7. Tayuya

8. Itachi

9. Shikamaru

10. Konohamaru!

11. Leeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

12. Izumo and Kotetsu (They count as one, k?)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Temari/Lee) Nope, but i sure want to! XDD

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ...XD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? ...WTF. Win.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? I think so... yeah. Mostly ShikaTem.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? ...ew. Incest not good.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Ick. Five/Ten, i suppose.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? She'd scream and swear at them. A lot. XD Tayuya rocks.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Sick of being controlled, and expected to do so well, Konohamaru runs from Konoha. One of his sensei's oldest enemies, now free from Akatsuki, takes him in. A substitute parent, a friend... more?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Hell yes. Lots of it.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Tayuya and Kotetsu and Izumo. Right. Two's Company, Three's A Band

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? I need a plot? Aww... seduction mission, to get a new Hyuuga child. My characters tend to be seducer-nin.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Uh... possibly... what does het mean exactly, anyway?!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I have a fic planned. Lee the Bijuu. Srs.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? (Salivates) Gaara Guren Me? (Salivates more)

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Uh... not a clue.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Um... True Colours. Not because i'm listening to it now. XD

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Hinata, Temari, Izumo and Kotetsu? Orgy Alert!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I may not know how you feel, but i've been a close friend to someone who has for a long time... maybe i can do something similar for you...

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Yosh, Gaara is truly making Itachi's spark of YOUTH shine onc emore!

20) How emo is Seven? Not very. XP

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?
"Um... please... let me have a try, please..."
"No, Hina-chan! I told you, he's MINE."
"P...please..."
"(Sighs) We can share if you want, Hina-chan..."

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing? Very similiar to how she does now. XP

23) What would a One/Two baby look like? Hot enough to outbishie a personfication of the word-when they grew up, that is.

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness? Uh... having thingy taken away from her? The little kid? Yukimaru or something?

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers? Hmm... brothers, i think. He could keep me grounded when i went off on something stupid. XP

LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME

1. Konohamaru
2. Tayuya
3. Temari
4. Deidara
5. Gaara
6. Kisame
7. Itachi
8. Hinata
9. Shikamaru
10. Guren

Then ask the following questions~

- What would you do if Number 1 (Konohamaru) woke you up in the middle of the night?
"Uhh... Kono... what is it?"

- Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Oh, haio Temari-chan! Care to join me? (Probably slapped) Fine, Shinsei Henge! (Becomes female) How about now? (Probably slapped again, sighs) Come back in ten minutes then...

- Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Deidara and... Shikamaru? Ok... if you're sure, i'm happy for you... (Goes off to ask Shikamaru if he's sure)

- Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Gaara... i didn't know you cared! (Hugs) I'll have to make it up to you somehow.

- Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Kisa-kin! (Hugs, sleeps)

- Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
...I'm an Uchiha? Well, i might get Sharingan, but... i hope i don;t go all arrogant emo bastardy... present company excepted... Itachi-kun...

- Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
:O Hinata, we know you're strong, you don't need to push yourself this hard! (Hugs) Promise you'll be more careful.

- Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Shikamaru... what's wrong? This isn't like you.

- Number 10 ignored you all the time?
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN IGNORE MEEEEE. LISTEN BEFORE I MOLEST YO.

- Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Own them. Haven't you seen my Kon fic?!

- You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
Swears at me and calls me a retard... and phone a medic nin. (Hugs) Thaaanks.

- It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A fan. Thanks Tema-chan, i'll practice right away!

- You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Blows up the housze. "It's not on fire anymore, un!"

- You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Calm me down, and make me think about what i'm doing. He'll be a shoulder to cry on if i do it anyway and regret it.

- You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
"You lucky..."
"Why not look for Moegi?" i say.
"What are you implying, baka?"

- You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Take me down to the family place and distract me with cool jutsu and shiny things. Good old Itachi-kun-who is apparantly a relative!

- You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
He comes up with plans for me-thereby giving me the edge that makes me win.

- You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Threaten to incase me in crystal, and i'll try and fail to stop, and she'll just hit me.

- Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Uh... cause he's as cute and funny as Naruto, but less dumb. (Not that i don't like you, Narto-kun)

- Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.
Wow, Tayuya, i didn't know... i'm glad you trust me so much. How are you going to tell him?

- You're dating 3 and they introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
Waitwaitwait... they're dead. Otherwise, probably NOT. One's evil, and the other... well, maybe.

- Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Well... it means somethings weird.B ut hey, who am i to get in their way?

- Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Possibly... must... avouid... new plotbunny...

- Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
KIsame, just because you're Blue! (Dabbadee dabboodee, dabbodah, da dabboodee dabboodah) What were we talking abou? Oh yeah. Kisame, pick one and stick with them. Before i set you up with someone, and so help me it could be ANYONE. Maybe even gaara. (See previous question. XD)

- You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Come on, i'm not THAT hot. XD

- Number 8 thinks they’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Poor Hinata... all you have to do is tell him. Write a letter, and get ready to post it. Then, when you weork up the courage, send it. If you regret it, you won't be able to change it.

- Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Shikamaru? Wow... i... don't know what to say. Do you want to meet up? I don't know how i feel, but... i'll give it a shot.

- You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Whut? Well... whatever makes you guys happy, Guren, Kono. What'll Yuki and Moegi think though?

-You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
...huh. Never woulda seen that coming...

- Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
I really, really doubt it...

- Would 2 trust 5?
Possibly...

- Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Guren threatens to encase him in crystal. He says he'd blow it up. She sighs and pokes him back.

- 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Gaara... sand sculptures, Art! Konohamaru... I dunno. He'd pay attention to PSHE for leadership stuff.

- If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
I dunno. Probably cut fish. Probably yummy.

- 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Social worker and... i dunno. Sleeper?

- 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Probably. Hinata'd be good at it.

- 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Possibly... depends how good Shikamaru is... i expect pretty good if he could be bothered. Kisame would search her out.

- 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
WHOAH... bad thoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughts (Hits self)

- 1 accidentally kicked 10?
(Sigh) "Go away, Kono."

- 2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
Shikamaru would blink repeatedly, shake his head and look at clouds. Tayya would realise, and avoid Shikamaru because she didn't want to be embarrassed. Not that he cared enough.

- 5 and 6 did a workout together?
Gaara and Kisame. Huh. Cool!

- 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
:O
What happened? I'm SO sorry... i'll hold another party. Tomorrow. You are definitely invited. (Hugs) Sorryyyyyyyy.

- 7 won the lottery?
He'd hire an assassination for Danzo and the elders, so he could return home.

- 8 had quite a big secret?
...you DON'T like Naruto? Who is it? If you say me, i shall have to glomp and kiss you.
(She faints)
Uh... yay? (Hugs and picks up)

- 9 became a singer?
...he found something he cares about. You go, Shika!

- 10 got a daughter?
D'awwwww, you luuuucky!

- What would 1 think of 2?
She is SCARY.

- How would 3 greet 4?
"What are you doing here, you bastard?"

- What would 4 envy about 5?
"There are people who care about you, un... if i died, no-one would mourn, un."
I WOULD, DEI-KUN!

- What dream would 5 have about 6?
Gaara and Kisame... probably a premonition of danger. The shipping is just too weird for anything else.

- What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They're teammates, they're AWESOME, and i'd totally genderbend for either of them. Or not, if they wanted!

- What would make 7 angry at 8?
Because he doesn't want her to miss her chance with Naru. "You never know when something will end, Hinata-chan."

- Where would 8 meet 9?
Probably training area. Sorry, boring.

- What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Shikamaru would never tell Guren that he likes Temari. He doesn't know her well enough.

- What would make 10 scared of 1?
If he became Kage, that'd learn 'er. XD

- Is 3 Gay?
HELL. YES. FOR TAYUYA. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

~General Everin Stormclaw of the Many Titles, High Priest of the Crazy Hand, Master of the Emerald Stars and Acolyte of the New Chu Order, Dragon Prince and the Sixth Sutakage, Bearer of the Prophecy and the Moonrider, Commander of the Blood Talons and the Last Hairlander, S/He Who Knows and Servant To That Which Waits, out. (It's got EVEN LONGERERER! AGAIN AGAIN!! AGAIN! ONCE MORE!) Often shortened to General Stormy. :D

PS- PM me! Please! I like meeting new people.

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1. The Outsiders reviews
When the International Smash tournament opens it's third rules edition, certain warriors are furious to be excluded. They fight for their right to fight-though their methods may be slightly suspect. T for battle. Also, risk of odd pairings. XP
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-2-09 - Mewtwo & Lyn
2. Transmuting a Relationship reviews
Takes place in the FMA world, not that it makes much difference. M for lemons. I hide under a table now.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-27-09
3. Snapshots » reviews
Just brief sketches with my characters, in case i get random ideas or need to use character development no jutsu. Need practice methinks Rated T just in case. Mostly Pokemon and Naruto characters of mine, but could feature pretty much anything. Enjoy.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-20-09
4. Sequoia Wolves » reviews
Wolves, social animals that hunt in deadly packs. Sequoia, an immense type of tree. What is better for a unit of Konohan elite? Well, when most of the Konoha twelve have been intensively trained to fight as one, a new team is born. The Sequoia Wolves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 9-11-09 - Naruto U.
5. A Tale of Three Kunoichi » reviews
A new genin team. Simple. Canon not. AU, in fact, though not much. T for blood and adult themes, but no explicit lemons. Quite a few implied, and MANY sexual connotations. Yeah... Now M, and WILL have lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,384 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 4-15-09 - Iruka U. & Hayate G.
6. Love in the Wind » reviews
Three friends fall mysteriously into the Zelda world, and discover the new triforce of Fire, Genderswitching and Heart. What to do, what to do... M for lemons. So you know. Self inserts, me and two UNNAMED FRIENDS.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 9-30-09
7. Why I'm not Allowed to Either » reviews
Based on Thorn's Why I'm not allowed to. First chapter, why Gaara is not allowed to play pokemon cards. Then It's Sasuke and Yugito Nii... and now Tsunade, Jiraiya, Orochimaru and me. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 10-6-09 - Published: 10-13-08 - Gaara & Sasuke U.
8. Green Beast of Konoha reviews
Lee had been warned by his teachers, by doctors, by his friends, not to open the eighth gate. But, when the situation demands it, he has no choice. And he has to face the consequences-even if they surprise them all. T for being written by me
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 9-30-09 - Lee R.
9. Naruto: Red Dawn » reviews
Treachery and deceit from Danzou cause Naruto's exile from the Leaf, when he realises that the only people who understand him are the other jinchuriki. So he decides to do them a favour. T for conformity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 9-23-09 - Published: 5-28-09 - Naruto U. & Akatsuki
10. Tales of the Blades: The Fallen 'Arc' » reviews
This one is 'the Fallen', the tale of Ellen Kaosu Lorn, my favourite character EVER. Once more, rated T for gore and language, and an evil main character. Kind of.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 10-1-08
11. Resident Evil 4:1, The Hoenn Chronicles » reviews
After the defeat of the Los Illuminados, Saddler escapes through a dimensional rift. Leon follows him, refusing to allow his escape. He ends up in the pokemon world, doing everything again. Round two. And this time-it's pokemon. T for blood and zombies.
Crossover - Pokemon & Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 7-14-09 - Leon S. K.
12. Dog Training » reviews
A request for Cloudpig. Cloud, a trainer, has won a course with dog pokemon training sensation Victoria Stillwell. It does not go as she expects. SMUUUT. Written for Cloudpig, with thanks to her and to Omalley99, who did the request first. M FOR SMUUUT.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 6-21-09
13. Tales of the Blades » reviews
Stories about the Blademaster families, belonging to me and Guard of the Twilight. Many stories, told chapter by chapter. Description of how that works inside. Rated for some gore and language.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 8-30-08
14. Naruto: Incarnate » reviews
Being reincarnated as your descendant. Confusing, right? Imagine the descendant is the opposite gender to you. Yeah. Her name is Fudan Narumi, and welcome to her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 4-24-09
15. Of Graves and Stars » reviews
Fantasy. Very few wizards use the darker arts of magic for the good of humanity. Let alone necromancy. But few is very different from none. T for grimdark.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 7-13-09
16. Sannin: Treachery » reviews
An AU. T for possible blood and language. Unfortunately for you, a summary would give too much away. Sorry. You'll have to read it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-15-09 - Published: 3-3-09 - Orochimaru
17. The Nine Tales » reviews
This is both nine myths about a Ninetales known as the Guardian, and a pokephilia lemon. You hear that? POKEPHILIA LEMON. No likey, no ready. See? There are warnings where it starts and ends. I hope readers enjoy.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-14-09 - Published: 1-2-09
18. Pokemon Oneshot Lemons » reviews
Well, you see the title. Are you still here? Good. We can enjoy ourselves. M for obvious reasons.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 9-14-09 - Published: 3-24-09
19. The Snake and the Slut » reviews
An OrochimaruXOCSelfinsert because my friends like the idea. Not a oneshot because the idea grew. M because of lemons from the word go. XD Is the same world as Tale of Three Kunoichi, and they affect each other, but you'll be fine not knowing both. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-9-09 - Published: 9-2-09 - Orochimaru
20. A Different Kind of Contest » reviews
Pretty standard OC story. Contests, gyms, and MANY sexual themes, now upgraded to M for soft lemons. Enjoy. Self insert, surprise surprise. Pokephilia.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 6-17-09
21. Tobi reviews
A very short oneshot about Tobi and Madara. Creepy, i think. First person present. I hope people like it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-2-09 - Madara U. & Tobi
22. Capture: a Dark Experiment » reviews
This is a very dark story with two main parts. The first is about a boy who is about to take the elite four challenge when something very, very bad happens. To find out what, read it. The second part stars a different character.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,663 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-18-09 - Published: 12-21-07
23. Differing Opinions » reviews
Companion piece to Reversal and Revenge. Series of oneshots to answer questions about Reversal. Rated M for GOOD REASON. Lemons.If you have a question, like 'why did such and such...', then ask. If it gives away the story, then tough. Enjoy!
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-9-09 - Published: 6-23-08
24. Drawing Parallels » reviews
Ok. This is an AU set just after the Chuunin exams and onwards. A village from an alternate dimension comes here to escape the sins they have commited. An old enemy, and an old friend, or at least people who look and act the same way, come with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,570 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 6-17-08 - Orochimaru
25. Means to an End reviews
Team Aqua are defeated by the main character. That's the only way it can be, correct? Incorrect. One trainer decides to join them, to protect the ocean and it's inhabitants. To raise Kyogre, And to teach the Aqua grunts about dress sense.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-09 - Archie/Aogiri & Maxie/Matsubasa
26. Stormfox reviews
Hinata is mistreated by the Hyuuga. Naruto has always been abused by the ungrateful villagers of Konoha. What if, nine years ago, Cloud had succeeded in taking Hinata? And they had taken Naruto too, to the one village where jinchuriki were appreciated?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-21-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.
27. Ariel's Story reviews
In Platinum, there is a girl who dresses up as a Pikachu and hangs around in Pokemon Centres. In Solaceon, she says, after you beat her, that she should get trained in the daycare. What if she did? T for Lulz and implications.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-4-09 - Complete
28. Curse of the Plushie » reviews
A Poocheyena-morph is turned into a plushie by Mew, cursed to only be himself at the full moon. Everything is not as Bleak as it seems... M for LEMONs. Pokephilia. No like, no read. May be turned into a full length story, in which case i may need OCs.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 3-22-09 - Complete
29. Reversal and Revenge » reviews
HumanxPokemon Lemons, lot's of them. With storyline, starting about chapter 3. NO LONGER Accepting characters. If you don't like this kind of thing, DON'T READ! It's not rocket science... even anime!Ash could get it. Stars Ash. AshXOC. Huh, oops.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,580 - Reviews: 334 - Updated: 7-1-09 - Published: 5-11-08 - Ash K./Satoshi & Lance/Wataru
30. Twisted Revenge » reviews
Sequel to ‘Bulbasaur, Pikachu, and Ash, Oh My!’ by Mr.GuyOfDarkness. Link on my profile, so feel free to read if you don't know it. Will work anyway. Rated for many, many lemons of varying degrees of disgustingness. Yes, that means Bella is back. Joy.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-1-09 - Published: 7-18-08
31. Naruto Upbringing » reviews
What would happen if Naruto was brought up by one of the major Ninja clans? And what if their children were jinchuriki too? Find out here. Each chapter will be a different clan, until i've done them all and go back to the first one. Hyuuga first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-30-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.
32. Bane, a Pokeboy Story » reviews
Avoid if A-You aren't willing to read lemons, B-If you neither understand pokeboys nor are willing to gain what is essentially a new fandom, or C-Vaguely kinky stuff disgusts you. If you are still here, i hope you enjoy the tale of Bane.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 4-15-09
33. Fuchsia University reviews
Changelings, morphs, gifted. The three types of Pokeblood, the only beings allowed entry to the Fuchsia university, a training school with a 100% success rate. But not all is as it seems. Join a group of graduates as they journey. T for implications.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-09
34. Mary, Thy Name is Sue reviews
A girl called Mary-Susan starts her journey with a shiny Mew. No, seriously.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-24-09 - Mew
35. Of the Aura » reviews
A girl leaves home, seeking the secrets of Aura, and whether it can be learnt by non Lucarios, or even by non-pokemon. Will she succeed? Find out. M for lemons eventually.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-19-09
36. All In the Mind » reviews
A psykers life in the oppressive Imperium. Enjoy, and please review. Or flame, if you want a lively argument and to be insulted. T for mature themes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 6-3-09
37. Purity » reviews
A famous high Elf general known as 'the Pure' is captured by the Druchii. Much lemons and some gore shall ensue.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-28-09 - Published: 1-20-09
38. Born of The Dragon » reviews
About a large team of 9 Members who meet and go on a great quest. Mainly about dragons and dragon classes. I know very little about D&D, and have never played it, so read it as a story, not a D&D fic. Thanks. It's only T because i'm over-cautious.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 2-24-08
39. Battle for Tarchaea reviews
A small coalition of planets, influenced by the ancient and enigmatic Eldar, leave the Imperium. Their power far exceeds that of a normal Guard detachment, but when the full fury of the Imperium is brought upon them, will they not fall? T for Violence.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-14-09
40. The Konohan War » reviews
A prequel to Drawing Parallels. Does not require having read that, but they will complement each other. Rated M for no reason YET. May contain lemons, but only for plot. Centred around an OC, Doragon haruka and her team. AU. Village called Sutagakure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 2-4-09 - Orochimaru
41. Red and Gold reviews
A crossover between Tiberian Sun and Red Alert 3. What happens when one soldier uses time travel to obtain technology from the future? Will it tip the scales?
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-09
42. Bonds » reviews
It is said that a vmpire can trump the soulmate. For Bella, it did. But if someone was deeply, deeply inlove before the vampire came along... OC centric. Canon, but non-canon characters. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-4-09 - Published: 2-18-09
43. Tales of the Blade: The Shadows 'Arc' » reviews
Newest arc i've written, this one begins with Alicia Sonai as she infiltrates a Cipher base. Good luck to her, i say. Rated T for gore and language, same as others.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-2-09 - Published: 10-2-08
44. The Realmswalker Epic » reviews
Planeswalkers, incredibly powerful beings, stronger than any others. Other than the Realmswalkers. A young Realmswalker gets into a LOT of trouble. T for insanity. And maybe blood/gore. Enjoy.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 2-1-09
45. Seven Days » reviews
A dodgy pokemon biology course leads to seven days of lemons... very little plot, very many lemons, pokephilia. Always read the small print.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-27-09
46. Pokeboy Oneshots reviews
This will make so little sense if you don;t understand Pokeboys. It will make some sense if you understand Pokegirls. Pokemon is not enough. M for lemon.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-10-09
47. Naruto Oneshot Lemons reviews
Exactly as it says. M for reasons in the title. Contains Yaoi pairings, and lots of other undesirable stuff. Chapter 1, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
48. Like Mothers, Like Daughter reviews
Crack Romance. HermioneX It's a SECRET Yuri, GirlXGirl. No likey No ready. Simples! T for... i don't really know. Adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-09 - Hermione G. - Complete
49. Silhana: Walk Anywhere » reviews
What happens when you summon a creature? does it go back after the battle? Are planeswalkers really just big kids playing a game with lives? All of these will be answered. Will Virenna Silhana get home? Read to find out. T for continuity. :
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 11-16-08
50. Blood Talons » reviews
About an OC character, a general in the Steel Talons. Featuring him spying on Nod, helping beat up CABAL, albeit not much, and just being all round awesome. Titans rule, Predators suck. T for language, and maybe sexual references, but that's all.
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 12-7-08
51. Double Trouble » reviews
A trainer from New Bark Town leaves on a journey to become a pokemon master. Yadda Yadda. don't worry, it features me and Damned Lolita, so normality will not last for long. Rated for reason above, and me being way too careful.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 4-9-08
52. Ebony Meets Ani: A Crossover Fic » reviews
Umm... doesn't the title say it all? Same warnings as all of my T fics. Thanks to Buwaro, Dark Magician Girl Aeris and Rizu Komesu. Ebony, Ciflaina and Shadow go through a dimensional gate, and meet the ANI cast.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 9-7-08
53. Origin of the Clans » reviews
A long, long time ago, the forest was a great and expansive place. And there were not four, but eight clans. This is the tale of how the four great clans, Thunder, Shadow, Wind and River came to be.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 3-15-08
54. Origins » reviews
A story to introduce Felix, Lauren and one other character i made up to the AQ world. This story might eventually connect to the chain of Dark-Angel-874 and co, so you may want to read theirs first. I'd like to thank them here. Thanks, people!
Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 2-1-08
55. Thoughts, A Pokegirl Story » reviews
A girl of fifteen, gifted. Some thoughts. M for language and semi lemons. Will not make sense unless you know about the Pokegirl universe.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-28-09 - Published: 1-24-09
56. Pokegirl Oneshots reviews
Pokegirl Universe. What can i say. LEMONS. I love the ideas of threshold and similar things. That kind of sudden upheavle interests me. So expect lots of changes. Lots planned. M for above reason. To restate, LEMONS.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-09
57. Is it Necrophilia if you're Conscious? reviews
Title from Torchwood. This is an Order of the Stick fanfic. Enjoy. Oneshot starring Tsukiko the mystic Theurge. T for insanity and characer death.
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-25-09 - Complete
58. Tales of the Blade: The Fall 'Arc' » reviews
And here is The Fall, about how the Lorn family fell from grace and ebcame the outcasts. Once again, rated T for gore and language. And main character death.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 10-2-08 - Complete
59. Whisky and Mistletoe reviews
HanaSakura fluff. T for some language, implications and continuity. If you don't like yuri, don't click. Simple, see?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-24-08 - Sakura H. & Hana I. - Complete
60. Tales of the Blades: Beginnings 'Arc' » reviews
This story, from tales of the Blades, is the story of how the Blaemaster families came about. Read this if you want only that story. T for gore and language.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 10-1-08
61. Fan and Flute reviews
Tayuya and Temari Lemon oneshot. Written for Thorn-the-Fastidious-Witch. Took ages. Short. LEMON, YURI. No like, no read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-12-08 - Temari & Tayuya - Complete
62. Transformation: Love Makes the Strongest Bonds reviews
Based in the Transformation universe by TurtlesandMonkeys. Thanks for permission! A different opinion about the transformation. Is any emotion strong enough to survive? Might not be particularly detailed... But please try it, if you now the TF fics.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-8-08 - Complete
63. Perfect Storm reviews
This is a oneshot based on a contest featurning Verena and her Swellow, from Capture. Hope you like it, it has some more cool made up attacks in it. Yay!
Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete
64. The Spirit in the Blade » reviews
Based on a single paragraph/rule in the original Realms of Chaos book, about daemon weapons. A Girl, due to great misfortune, is bound within a daemon weapon. This is, of course, very, very bad.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-08
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