So you've made it to my profile. I'm UltraRadioactiveStripper.

Classy, I know.

Hm, I'm female. You don't have to believe me. I'm a pervert. My actual name's Lex. Or Lexa. Or Lover. I'm the boozier side of 21. I enjoy writing.. not just porn, but writing in general. I am, away from this site, a Fantasy writer. Not that kind of fantasy, you pervs. Okay, I admit it. I'm grinning. I like you people already.

Love, always.

~Your UltraRadioactiveStripper

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1. Why are you staring at me? » reviews

Bartimaeus is trapped in a hotel room in the middle of London 'protecting' Nathaniel, the only two things he has to look at are either the rain or the boy. Which would you choose? BartyNat Threeshot unless bribed, ask me nicely and I'll continue. T for no

Bartimaeus Trilogy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 5-10-08 - Published: 1-3-08

2. Take me with you reviews

Temari is having to stay in Konoha to sort out the peace treaty between Konoha and Suna, and decides she shouldn't have to be couped up in the embassy on a nice day like this.. ShikaTema.

Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-17-08 - Published: 2-17-08

3. Confessions, Lies, and Strawberry Ice Cream » reviews

Blaise is bored. Simple as. It's a new year at Hogwarts and he has nothing and no one to do. But then Pansy suggests persuing a certain blonde.. BlaiseDraco. M for later chapters. Reviewers are loved.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 12-30-07