Author has written 111 stories for Naruto, Xiaolin Showdown, Spider Riders, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Warriors, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Dreamland, Robert Langdon series, Shakespeare, Fullmetal Alchemist, American Girl, Prince of Tennis, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Romance of the 3 Kingdoms, Maximum Ride, Gintama, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Twilight, Hikaru no Go, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Hobbit.
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January 18, 2013 - Hi, the world didn't end. Did I mention that I despise the current state of the Hetalia fandom. Oh yeah, and I have found safe haven in Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit. By the way, I was the last winner for DotMoon. First and second for Percy Jackson. Dang. They stopped at 2010, without results, and I won for 2009. Oh Jesus. I feel really old now.
December 29, 2012 - Hello, FF.net. It's been a while.
June 5, 2012 - I'm alive, and still writing, just to let you know. And I'm disgusted by the bad fanfiction that's built up in the Hetalia fandom.
November 30, 2011 - Hey guys. Junior year is eating me alive. Also, I'm in the mood for romance for no apparent reason. Also, I have a pink octopus on my head.
July 27, 2010 - Three years, ezyl. I hate anything to do even remotely with math, so I won't be really trying to count it all out exactly; but my guess is around three years now. ezyl has left the GodChildShipping forum, and the account I have met her in. I'll miss her more than ever now ;_; She's not gone, but certainly -- this is a milestone, or whatever you choose to call it -- best of wishes, Pi I'll be waiting And I'll happily be your damn Arthur, remain your Toma
April 15, 2010: Got hacked by the AMAZINGLY SEXY RACHEL. Also, request for America/Japan. >:C
Demi -- a Chinese-American, native New Yorker, and high schooler -- who loves her tea and literature. Call me PT, Dot-chan, or Peri-chan!
I GREW WITH THIS SITE. I've had this account since I was twelve, to improve my writing. So...my earlier fics would be...>_>
I've gone a-wandering through many fandoms over the years here. My most homely homes would've been Warriors, Prince of Tennis, and Hetalia. Poor Hetalia. The fandom here is now shit, not the golden haven I so gladly -- and gratefully -- delved into in two thousand and nine. My current obsession? -- The Hobbit. Yes, I blame the movie. Yes, dwarves are now sexy. Yes, I read the book years ago. And now I am also into Lord of The Rings.
No, I won't be translating the Chinese quotes lower down on this profile :'D
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People of note:
"Hey look! A dead person!"
"All princesses are Mary Sues, and the prince always comes out of nowhere...except for Aladdin."
"-Girly voice- Oh lieutenant!"
"Basically the Declaration of Independence said, 'Dear King, You suck. This is the reason why you suck. The colonies are leaving. Love, The Colonists.'"
Gram-Gram: Did Demi ever stalk you?
Gram-Gram: Demi couldn't recognize you when you cut your hair.
Gram-Gram: I can speak a little French, because Demi wouldn't shut up about it.
"Pain is weakness leaving the body."
"Never give up."
"I like meaples :3"
"Well, the (''') of Microsoft Word had a certain grace to it; like how the way the line is shaped, how it is presented, and how it heightens the beauty of a poem. It's like taking some of the regal-ness authors tried so hard to present in their work away - it happened so suddenly, and it's a stab in the soul of writing that the few writers here possess, it's destroying a pivotal part away from a work, taking away the aesthetic appeal from those that can see simple beauty in (''') and it's like ripping away a small treasure from a child who hasn't had the time to realize how wonderful it was."
"The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step."
"Empty your mind -- be formless, shapeless, like water. Now you put water into a cup...it becomes a cup. You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow, or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
"活关羽可怕， 死关羽也可怕， 死了还活更可怕！"
Yue Ci: 你和阿牛更好。干吗要我来求他？
"The world is a chock full of bitchy girls."
"Goodness me, a stick. How helpful. We could take this place single-pawed with a stick. What a useful thing to send us."
"A singer can shatter a glass with the proper high note, but the simplest way for anyone to break a glass is simply to drop it on the floor."
"Poor Armand. And you told me Louis was dead. Go dig a room for yourself under the Lafayette cemetery. It's just up the street."
"And just what can a handful of hateful twentieth-century fledglings do anyway? These idiot creatures use the telephone for their threats."
"You jump, I jump, remember?"
Omi: I ORDER YOU TO SPILL YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS RIGHT NOW!
"What makes a warrior strong is not the weapon -- but the warrior holding the weapon."
"A drop of knowledge is more powerful than a sea of force."
"A house with no foundation is a house that is sure to fall."
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
"This is Winston Churchill speaking. If you have a microphone in my room it is a waste of time. I do not talk in my sleep."
"Some will give their lives so that a man can stand up."
"Even in death, may I be triumphant!"
"Hope? What's that? I heard about it once in a fairy tale."
"If you don't want to eat me, I won't force you."
"There is no rose without thorns."
"It's over the garden wall, and we're going to see the wizard, come what may and hell to pay."
"Much is to be read everywhere. In stars, in running water, in flash of light on waves. Whole world speaks, if ears are open to listen."
"Thérèse might be blind, but she isn't a snob. She was simply royal to her bones."
"Yesterday was history, tomorrow is a mystery -- but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present."
Mushu: Uh, home is THAT WAY.
"If this be treason, make the most of it!"
"There are times when a man has to stand up for his rights -- but he never has to hate."
"My master! and who made him my master? That's what I think of -- what right has he to me? I'm a man as much as he is. I'm a better man than he is. I know more about business than he does; I am a better manager than he is; I can read better than he can; I can write a better hand, -- and I've learned it all myself, and no thanks to him, -- I've learned it in spite of him; and now what right has he to make a dray-horse of me? -- to take from me things I can do, and do better than he can, and put me to work that any horse can do?"
"But you miss the point, my pet. They aren't successful and so they aren't affronting the hot Southern pride of their men folks. The men can still say, 'Poor sweet sillies, how hard they try! Well, I'll let them think they're helping.' And besides, the ladies you mentioned don't enjoy having to work. They let it be known that they are only doing it until some man comes along to relieve them of their unwomanly burdens. And so everybody feels sorry for them. But obviously you do like to work and obviously you aren't going to let any man tend to your business for you, and so no one can feel sorry for you. And Atlanta is never going to forgive you for that. It's so pleasant to feel sorry for people."
Kaidoh Kaoru: Even if people around me start calling me baka...
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL HE'D SINK INTO THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T EVEN SINK AND DOESN'T WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC HE CAN BREATHE OXYGEN ATOMS -- IN THE WATER?!"
Sakata Gintoki: Do you guys know why people have two hands? -Stares wide-eyed at trembling palm- That's because --
"I pray you to bear me witness that I meet my fate like a brave man."
John Adams: Are you calling me a madman, you...you FRIVOLE! ...You and your...cool considerate men -- you hang onto the rear of every issue, so that if we should go under, you shall still remain afloat!
"This is a REVOLUTION, damn it! We have to offend SOMEBODY!!"
John Adams: Now you will write it, Mr. J.
"GOOD GOD!! CONSIDER YOURSELVES FORTUNATE THAT YOU HAVE JOHN ADAMS TO ABUSE, FOR NO SANE MAN WOULD TOLERATE IT!!"
John Adams: If you don't want to see us hanging from some far-off British hill; if you don't want the voice of independence forever stilled, then, God, Sir, get thee to it -- for Congress...never...wiiiiill! You see, we piddle, twiddle, and resolve; not one damn thing do we solve. Piddle, twiddle, and resolve; nothing's ever solved! -- in foul! fetid! fuming! foggy! filthyyyy! Philadelphiaaaa!
"I'm convinced the only purpose that this Congress ever had...was to gather here -- specificallyyyy -- to drive John Adams maaaaad!"
Lewis Morris: New York abstains...courteously.
"We fight, get beat, rise and fight again."
"I have not yet begun to fight!"
"Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend."
"HOLY SUGAR! SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!"
"BUSHA! BUSHA! BUSHA! BUSHA!"
- JROTC cadet; Rachel Kim :(
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