About Your Captain:

My name is Stephanie. I am one of the five Captains of the Black Pearl. (1st of all i will address the five captains of the Pearl of course Jack and Barbossa, they are the ones who mostly have it. the other two were Sao Feng and Will Turner but they never got it for long, serves them right. Currently the Pearl is not mine, but it will be, it will be, But until then I will bide my time.) Until then I am the Captain without a ship but I'm in the market as it were. To be a member of my crew, you shall refer to me as Captain Brown, thank you very much. I am great friends with Psychotic Whispers (who fell off the edge of the Fanfiction world) , SuperStarWars, and Azvee. We went to the same school and we just go crazy at times. But who doesn't, eh? If i was in Harry Potter i would be in Slytherin. i was shorted into it in a quiz but it is one of the cooler houses, i mean leather couches and other awesome stuff in the common room. If you'd like to read some of my other Fan Fiction stories, head on over to Quizilla and search for stories made by misty121. I hope you will enjoy the stories I have on Quizilla if you decide to check them out. I love Avatar, Codename: Kids Next Door, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Star Wars. i also love to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and one of my favorite characters of Buffy is Faith.

My Stories:

Avatar -

It's My Life (Find on Quizilla) i am thinking about posting it here. should I do it? message please!

Codename: Kids Next Door -

Opperation: N.O. D.E.C.O.M.M.I.S.S.I.O.N (in progress)- chapter 12 is up

Harry Potter -

Life of A Double Agent (compleated)

Princess of Slytherin (Find on Quizilla)

Pirates of the Caribbean -

PotC IV: The Search for the Fountain of Youth (compleate)

Star Wars -

A Jedi (in progress)

copy and pastes

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HAIRED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH!

If you think villians rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love POTC, copy and paste this into your profile!

The majority of POTC fangirls squee over only Jack or Will. If you squee over James Norrington or Hector Barbossa in any way, copy and paste this to your profile.

rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If Barbossa got eaten by the Kraken, 40 percent of all pirates of the caribbean fans would cry, 59 percent of all apple eaters would cry, 1 percent of Jack/Will lovers will cry, 99.9 percent of Barbossa lovers will cry. If you would cry, copy and paste this into your profile.

78 percent of first time Dead Man's Chest viewers gasped when Barbossa walked down the stairs. 12 percent said Yay! 7 percent said they knew it was going to happen because they frequently researched it online and the other 3 percent sighed and swore under there breath. If you were in that 12 percent that said Yay! copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile

IF YOU THINK THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN LEGACY SHOULD BE CONTINUED WITH MORE MOVIES COPPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AFTER ADDING YOUR NAME!! CRYSTALSKYWALKER,Captain Brown

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pyromanic? Put this in your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you actually post your stories as 'complete' when you finish them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the government should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think villians rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love POTC, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you have more fictional boyfriends than real boyfriends, put this in your profile.

If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile!

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up into the indecent hours of the night reading, writing, reviewing and rewriting, forgetting meals and sleep until you begin to resemble the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If your friends are as weird and maybe(if possible) weirder then you then copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually read all of these! Copy this into your profile!

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

()()
(0.0)
( _ )

Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!)

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your Profile to help him gain world domination.

My Favorite Lines:

Jack: Why is the rum gone? / Elizabeth: One: it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into compleate scoundrels. Two: that signal fire is over a thousand feet high. the royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think there is a chance that they won't see it?

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" ~ Captain Jack Sparrow

"You smell funny." ~ Captain Jack Sparrow

"Why is all but the rum gone?" ~ Pintel

"Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit." i have no clue who said that

"Being a Bad Guy isn't always bad." no clue who said it; saw it on Spike tv

Snakes why does it always have to be snakes? ~Indiana Jones

Will Turner: You didn't beat me: you ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

Norrington: I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.

Guard #1: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Guard #2: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Guard #2: I said no lies.
Guard #1: I think he's telling the truth.

Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
Jack Sparrow: Though it seems enough to condemn him.

Norrington: So am I worthy to sail under Captain Jack Sparrow? Or should I just kill you now?

Scarlett: Jack Sparrow?
Giselle: Haven't seen him in a month. When you do see him, can you give him a message?
She slaps Will in the face

Will: Elizabeth is in danger.
Jack: Have you considered keeping a more watchful eye on her? Maybe just lock her up somewhere?

Gibbs: Where's the Commodore?
Jack: He fell behind.
Gibbs (solemnly): My prayers be with him.
He suddenly brightens
Gibbs: Best not wallow in our grief!

Jack: My compass... is unique.
Norrington: "Unique," here, having the meaning of broken.

Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will: With good reason.

Elizabeth: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded.
He looks at Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow: Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here. As for you...
He goes to Tia Delma
Tia Dalma: Now don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.
Jack Sparrow: Fair enough. You're in.

Jack Sparrow: Where does your allegiance lie?
Tai Huang: With the highest bidder.
Jack Sparrow: I have a ship.
Tai Huang: That makes you the highest bidder.
Jack Sparrow: Good man.

Jack Sparrow: "Up is down." That's just maddingly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?

Jack Sparrow: What are you doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship is givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you . . . chartman.

Barbossa: Still thinkin' of running, Jack? Think you can outrun the world? You know the problem with being the last of anything, by and by there be none left at all.
Jack Sparrow: Sometimes things come back mate. We're livin' proof, you and me.

Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place.
Jack Sparrow: The world's still the same - there's just less in it.

Jack Sparrow: If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket.

"We are men of honor. Lies do not become us." Westley to Count Rugen, who claimed he would return Westley to his ship

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." What Inigo will say when he finds the six-fingered man who murdered his father many years ago

Fezzini: Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

Vizzini: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia. The second, only slightly less well known, is this: never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha --
He stops abrubtly and falls over, dead.

Gachnar: I am the dark lord of nightmares. The bringer of terror! Tremble before me. Fear me!
Willow: He... he's so cute!
Gachnar: Tremble!
Xander: Who's the little fear demon? Come on, who's the little fear demon?
Giles: Don't taunt the fear demon.
Xander: Why, can he hurt me?
Giles: No. It's just... tacky.

Spike: This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.

Wesley: Buffy, you will go to the Gleave's family crypt tonight and fetch the amulet.
Buffy: I will?
Wesley: Are you not used to being given orders?
Buffy: Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says "please." And afterwards I get a cookie.

Spike: I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.

Buffy: Willow, you're alive?
Willow: Aren't I usually?

Harmony (to Spike): I am powerful and beautiful and I don't need you to complete me. And you're mean!

Buffy: Giles, I noticed you're doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping.
Giles: Well, I saw myself in more of a patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling.

Wesley: You can't turn your back on the Council.
Buffy: They're in England. I don't think they can tell which way my back is facing.

Luke: I know you find him Kyp annoying...
Corran: Annoying? Either I'm covering my feelings, or you're being kind. If I had any talent for telekenesis at all, I'd have strangled him with his own cloak.
Mara: Corran!
Corran: Sorry, I suppose that would have been out of character for me--
Mara: Out of character to be so obvious. You need to be more subtle. Locate a partially blocked artery in his brain, then just pinch it off. Bang, he's down and it's over.
Corran: Now I'm really sorry I don't have TK.

--Ruin

Fey'lya: So then, the Jedi claim the right to determine Ithor's fate.
Corran: He's right, Master, the Jedi can't be caught in that trap. I quit being a Jedi, too.
Luke: You can't.
Corran: Okay, fire me. Um, there are parts of the Jedi Code I don't buy into, and these robes chafe. There's insubordination for you. Ditch me.

--Ruin

Whis is it you always get formal when you're about to do something stupid?

--Leia, Dark Empire

I remember the first time you put your arm across my shoulders. Course you were also poking your blaster into the side of my head.

--Luke talking about Mara in a Fanfic that I forgot the name of

Yoda: Only two there are, a master and an apprentice. No more, no less. Two is the number of Sith lords, and the number of Sith Lords is two. Four Sith Lords, there are none, neither one Sith Lord. Five is right out. The count of Sith Lords is two, being the second number, the sum of the total of Sith Lords available, being the number two.

--From JediNet's "Rejected Dialogue"

Luke: Any ideas besides running for it?
Han: I think running for it sounds like a good idea.

--Dark Force Rising

Han: Wedge, take a look back at Filve and tell me if I'm seeing things.
Wedge: You mean like the whole Imperial force breaking off their attack and coming after for us?
Han: Yeah. That.

--The Last Command

Han: You two work so well together.
Luke: Actually, we do. You should have seen us abouard the Chimaera when we went in to rescue Karrde. She's a good person to have at your side.
Han: Except when she want to slide a knife in it.

--The Last Command

Lando: You don't expect the natives to be hospitable?
Mara: I expect them to greet us with open crossbows.

--The Last Command

Karrde: What did it take to lure you away from the carefree life of an independent trader?
Han: Leia.
Karrde: Exactly. Now, if she had a sister--I don't suppose she does?
Han: Not that I know of. Though with the Skywalker family you never know.

--Specter of the Past

You can't throw me out; I quit!

--Leia, The Last Command

Wedge: Second rule of defense is to shoot first and ask questions later.
Leia: What's the first rule? Wedge: Be somewhere else when the shooting starts.

--Shadows of the Empire

Okay, Goldie. My name is Man with a Blaster About to Cook You. Either you open the door or your busy Bothan is going to have to get himself a new receptionist.

--Dash Rendar, Shadows of the Empire

I'm slime. Most of my friends are slime. And when you've been around slime as much as I have, you learn to spot it at a distance.

--Han Solo, The Courtship of Princess Leia

Never let a man become so deluded as to believe that he is the intellectual equal of a woman. It only leads to evil.

--Old Hapan saying

Han: And you can never find a ship that's more durable.
Isolder: More overweight and clunky, you mean.
Han: Same thing.

--The Courtship of Princess Leia

OK men, we're looking for two guys in really old dressing gowns, a kid, an R2 unit and a girl wearing more clothes than five people usually do!

--Top Jedi, From the mind of a battle droid

It's heading for that small moon.
A moon? Is that all? Let's turn around, I'm missing the X-Files.

--From "Little things that could have changed the universe"

The Death Star was a fraternity prank. It actually shoots out highly condensed "Easy Cheese"

--From "Little things that could have changed the universe"

VADER: No Disintegrations!
BOBA FETT: Screw this!

--From "Little things that could have changed the universe"

EMPEROR: You know, now that I think about it, Vader makes a far better Sith Lord than you ever will, Luke.

--From "Little things that could have changed the universe"

You want me to shut off my targeting computer and shoot with my eyes shut? I don't think so Ben!

--From "Little things that could have changed the universe"

Threepio: Artoo suggests that if you remove the bolt, he might be able to play back the entire recording. Luke: Do I look that stupid?

--From "Little things that could have changed the universe"

What if Leia had gotten out and "pushed"?

--From "Little things that could have changed the universe"

Sure I'll come smuggle with you, Han. These Rebels are losers anyway.

--From "Little things that could have changed the universe"

Luke: What a piece of junk. Thats it I want my money back. Lets get out of here Ben.

--From "Little things that could have changed the universe"

Emperor: Strike me down, with all your hatred!
Luke: OK!

--From "Little things that could have changed the universe"

Ben: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Darth: Really?, Well then, I guess I'm just going to let you live...In the detention block AA-23, GUARDS!!

--From "Little things that could have changed the universe"

Obi-Wan: Still, even a duck has to be taught to swim.
Luke: What's a duck?

--From an early draft of "A New Hope"

They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.

--Leia in the "A New Hope" novelization.

It's only stupid if we die doing it. Otherwise it's heroism.

--Rogue Squadrom

Leia: I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.

--The Empire Strikes Back

Han: Don't get excited.
Leia: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.
Han: Sorry, sweetheart. We haven't got time for anything else.

Yoda: I am wondering. Why are you here?
Luke: I'm looking for someone.
Yoda: Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmm?

Yoda: Your weapons...you will not need them. :Luke puts on belt:
Me: And he puts them on anyway...
Mom: It's a guy thing.

Leia: You do have your moments. Not many, but you do have them.

:Leia kisses Luke: Everyone: INCEST!!

And how are they going to explain why Palpatine went bad? Or why the citizens of Naboo would vote for a 14 year old? Episode Zero?

--some one who actually thinks

EG-9: A Republic cruiser! That's trouble...don't you think?
PK-4: I'm not made to think.

--Two droids in the original script for TPM

WHAT? Monsters out there, leakin' in here. All sink'n and no power! WHEN YOUSA THINKIN WESA IN TROUBLE??

--Jar Jar

Han: We don't have time to discuss this in a committee!
Leia: I am NOT a committee!

--The Empire Strikes Back

No! Try not! Do. Or do not. There is no "try".

--Yoda

Leia: I don't trust Lando!
Han: I don't trust him either. He is my friend.

--The Empire Strikes Back

You certainly have a way with people.

--Leia

I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a wookie!

--C-3PO's apology to Lando after Chewbacca nearly strangled him

R2-D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer.

--Threepio

Blast it, my lightsaber just changed color again! I knew I shouldn't have used a thermal detonator for the focusing gem.

--Lyra

Han Solo: How are we doing?
Luke: Same as always.
Han Solo: That bad, eh?

--Han and Luke, Return of the Jedi.

favorite villian lines

"It's a wonderful plan, isn't it? Everyone dies and I profit." -Anonymous

"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." -Dark Helmet

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"- Darth Vader

"You see once again Dr Jones. There is nothing you possess that I cannot take away...Of course, you would be able to tell them, if only you spoke Hovitos" -Balack the french archyologist in Raders of the Lost Ark

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too." -Wicked Witch of the West

Look Simba. You're in trouble again. But this time Daddy isn't here to save you and now everyone knows why! -Scar

Scar: after forcing Simba to the edge of a cliff while a fire burns below Oh, where have I seen this before? Hm, let me think. Oh, yes, I remember! This is exactly the way your father looked before he died. And now here's my little secret...
whispering
Scar: I killed Mufasa!

Scar: Mufasa's death was a terrible tragedy; but to lose Simba, who had barely begun to live... For me it is a deep personal loss. So it is with a heavy heart that I assume the throne. Yet, out of the ashes of this tragedy, we shall rise to greet the dawning of a new era... in which lion and hyena come together, in a great and glorious future!

Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know. - Scar

We're both orphans James. While your parents had the luxury of dying in a climbing accident, mine escaped the British betrayal and Stalin's execution squads. But, my father couldn't let himself or his wife live in the shame of it. MI6 figured I was too young to remember. And in one of life's little ironies, their son goes to work for the government that caused a father to kill himself and his wife." - Alec Trevelyan- golden eye

"Why can't you be a good boy and die?"-Alec
"You first."-Bond

"Yes! I am invincible!" -Boris Ivanovich Greshenko- goden eye

"First, your return to shore was not part of the negotiations or our agreemnt so I must do nothing. And secondly, you have to be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And third, the code is what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules." ~ Barbossa

give us a kiss ~ Faith

Sokka: Stop wasting our time and give us the information. You're powerless right now, so you're in no position to refuse.
Toph: And stick to the truth. I'll be able to tell if you're lying.
Azula: Are you sure? I'm a pretty good liar. I am a four hundred foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.
Toph: Okay, you're good. I admit it.

Azula: Oh, sounds like the firebending's back on!

Azula: So, Sokka's your name right? My favorite prisoner used to mention you all the time. She was convinced that you were going to come rescue her. Of course, you never came, and she gave up on you.
Sokka (Distraught and teary eyed rushes to Azula): AAAGH!!

Azula: (Concealing a weapon): Come and get it...
Toph: Sokka, look out! (Slams Azula's hand to a wall causing her to drop the weapon)
Sokka (Pinning Azula even closer): Where is Suki?!

Azula: And since you can't see, I should tell you I'm rolling my eyes.
Toph: (Angrily) I'll roll your whole head!

Azula (claps while talking): Well, those were wonderful performences everyone.
Zuko: I guess you wouldn't understand would you Azula? Cause you're just so perfect.
Azula: Well yes. I guess you're right. I don't have sob stories like the rest of you. I could sit here and complain about how our mom liked Zuko more than me, but I don't really care. (softly) My own mother, thought I was a monster. (goes back to normal tone) She was right of course, but it still hurt.
Ty Lee: What Lo and Li said came true. The beach did help us learn about ourselves. (pickes up smoothed rock)I feel all smoothed. I'll always remember this.
Azula (stands up): You know what would make this trip really memorable? (smirks deviously).
Azula (back at Chan's house): We've got some bad news Chan.
Zuko: Party's over. (the scene goes on to show the group trashing the house).

Azula: (to the other team) Yes! We have defeated you for all time. You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation. (to Mai, Ty Lee, and Zuko) That was fun.

Azula: Chan, I’m ready for a tour of the house. (gives his drink to the girl he was talking to)
(Azula puts her drink on the girl’s head. The girl gets angry and her head starts to smoke.)
Chan: Is this your first time on Ember Island?
Azula: No, I used to come here years ago.
Chan: It’s a great place, if you like sand.
(Azula laughs a little awkwardly.)
Chan: Yeah, it’s like “welcome to sandy land”.
(Chan and Azula laugh together and Chan walks over to Azula.)
Azula: Your arms look so strong.
Chan: Yeah. I know.
(Chan and Azula kiss.)
Chan: You’re pretty.
Azula: Together, you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world. (blue flames shoot from her hands) We will dominate the earth.
(Chan looks shocked and scared.)
Chan: Uh, I gotta go.

lessons learned section

from POTC

He who sleeps with pigs will rise with odor.
Don't take other people's treasure, even if they're dead.
Pirates are not all bad.
Rum is very handy for starting large fires.
Increasing one's vocabulary is a good thing.
When bargaining, be sure the terms are very clear.
Monkeys can be cursed.
Be very careful when telling people a fake name.
The closet is probably not the best hiding place.
Sometimes people deserved to be slapped.
Not all treasure is silver and gold.
A good decision can be a wrong decision if made for the wrong reasons.
Dogs are useless for prison escapes.
Know when to break the rules. Sometimes "codes" are merely guidelines!
Some people are as vacant as a hotel run by Norman Bates.
Try not to fall behind. People will leave you.
On occasion, the booze must be sacrificed for the greater good.
Avoid picking up hats that are floating in the ocean.
Some people are entirely too caught up with their titles.
Deals made in desperation can only end badly.
To avoid misunderstandings, use first names when doling out assignments.
A flogging from someone who loves you might spare you from a worse flogging from someone who doesn't.
There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one's mistakes
Sometimes it's not about winning or losing.
Be very suspicious when someone suggests that you settle their debts.
Why fight when you can negotiate?
Sea monsters have a remarkably predictable attack plan.
Sometimes the only way for a pirate to make a living is by betraying other pirates.
Words whispered through prison bars lose their charm.
No course is lost if but one fool is left to fight for it

the princess Bride

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Not much can get in the way of true love.
There's not a lot of money in revenge.
Beware of princes who smile too much.
Overconfidence can be deadly.
Inconceivable does not mean impossible.
Getting fired can wreck a person's self-confidence.
Revenge doesn't pay too well.
Remember that a chocolate coating can help things go down easier.
Sometimes there are happy endings.
Even if you're the best, there's always someone better.
Assets don't always look like assets.
Don't give up! It ain't over 'till it's over.
Even when it appears to be over, it might not be over.

buffy the vampire slayer

You can't trust guys.
Sometimes you can't trust girls either.
On an English make-up exam, you don't get credit for speaking it.
Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead.
Live in the now.
It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.
'Hunk' can mean a lot of things. Bad things.
No speaking up. That way leads to madness and sweaty palms.
Punishing yourself is pointless.
If you lurk, you can learn things.
It's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen-year-old girl to unplug her phone.
If dropping hints doesn't work, drop anvils.
The mystery that is men goes something like this: they grow body hair, they lose all ability to tell you what they really want.
Tact is just not saying stuff that's true.
There's no use arguing with someone wearing her Resolve Face.
Playing with pointy sticks is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
Being wanted for murder is such a drag.
Generally speaking, when scary things get scared: not good.
You wanna talk fun? Public bus. You meet the funnest people.
Competition is a beautiful thing. It makes us strive. It makes us accomplish.
horror movies

When leaving a group of friends to venture off into the night, never say "I'll be right back." You won't.
Do not search the basement or attic, especially if the power is out.
When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off and go alone.
If you are searching for something that caused a loud noise and find out that it was just the cat, get the heck out. Expeditiously.
Should appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits. Again, just get out.
If you find a town that looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
When running from a monster, DO NOT look back.
If you drop your flashlight into a hole, under a door, or anywhere you have to reach into blindly, don't. Your arm will most likely be eaten.
If a strange man moves in next door do not, repeat do not, invite him into your house, nor let him see you peering at him.

songs

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
A long hard day sure ain't much fun, but you gotta get it started if you wanna get it done.
A pretty face don't mean no pretty heart.
Almost doesn't count.
Baby, don't you break my heart slow.
Big girls don't cry.
Don't forget your second wind.
Don't let 'em get you down; don't let 'em push you around.
Don't worry; be happy.
Even the best fall down sometimes. Even the wrong words seem to rhyme.
Everybody plays the fool.
Everyone needs a hand to hold on to.
Every rose has its thorn.
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can.
I'm crazy: crazy for feelin' so lonely.
I don't want another lover at my door, just another heartache on my list.
If it don't come easy, you better let it go.
If this ain't love, baby, just say so.
If you keep carryin' that anger, it'll eat you up inside.
It ain't over 'til it's over.
It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing.
It just might be a lunatic you're looking for.
It's a beautiful day. Don't let it get away.
It's a great day to be alive.
It's gotta come from the heart if you want it to work.
Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.
Love is a battlefield.
Love is a two-way street. You take the good with the bad, the bitter with the sweet.
Never run away.
Rock the casbah!
Sad songs say so much.
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign!
Some people are easy on the eyes, hard on the heart.
Some things are better left unsaid.
Sometimes love just ain't enough.
Stand by your man.
The world doesn't stop for your broken heart.
Tough times don't last. Lovers do.
What a fool believes he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
Where the sun always shines, there's a desert below.
You always hurt the one you love.
You can't always get what you want.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
You gotta get up to get down.
You only get what you give.
You'll only miss the man you wanted him to be.
You've got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away. Know when to run.
You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything.

randomness

Our great defense against He-who-must-not-be-named consists of a conartist, a few teachers, a house wife, a convict, a spy, a senile old man, a werewolf, a fellow who's hobby is collecting 'plugs', a half giant and a squib? ...we are so doomed... ~ that is so true~

I am currently out of my mind, feel free to leave a message.

Best Friends: it's who we are... Instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the wayand say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things, then we find out were both wrong!

People are like slinkies... basically useless.. but yet so amusing to watch them fall down stairs!!

When you talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.

Please make the little voices in my head shut up there confusing me!!

When the world gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate!

A good friend friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be standing beside you saying, "That was totally awesome!"

"Friends listen to what you say... but Best Friends listen to what you dont say..."

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

JACK SPARROW, HECTOR BARBOSSA, AND PROFESSOR SEVERUS SNAPE ARE AWSOME!!

(whispers in ear) hey guys guess what...( screams) I GOT A JAR OF DIRT I GOT A JAR OF DIRT! AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!!

random Word Moments:

Checkmate, your highness! (January 25, 2008)

There will be a Terminator 5 in 2016 according to my friend Rick.

People Who Have Permission to Use My Characters:

1) Azvee

2) Psychotic Whispers

3) SuperStarWars

Random Messages to certaint people:

Jack Sparrow and/or Hector Barbossa, I want My ship back Now!!

Someone's locker is someone's vacation spot.

My favorite part of the code is Article 177, second section, paragraph 3a. (you will find out in my POTC story.)

Azvee update soon!!

smaginn thanks for the ideas for my KND story