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If you can type "Please update soon!" or any variation of that in your sleep, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are Anti-Abortion and you want the whole world to know that killing little babies is wrong even if they aren't born yet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that American football is the most pathetic "game" ever, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

A friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A good friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

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If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and had something a teacher said the next day remind you of what you read to the point where you burst into outragous stifled laughterand had your "peers" look at you strangely or point and laugh at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever looked for someone or something a million times, and are still trying to find them/it, copy this into your profile, and then keep on looking.

If you've been called insane multiple times by multiple people and yet you still deny your insanity copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca, Elizabeth Wherry, Szepilona10

i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. (Copy and paste this into your profile.)

when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? If you agree with that copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

Education is important. school however, is another matter.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made my daddy so mad? I wish I were better. I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all or else im locked up Awl day long.
When im awake im all alone. The house is dark. My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get one whipping tonight.
I just heard a car. My daddy is back. From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse. My name is called. I press myself
Against the wall. I try to hide. From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now. I’m starting to cry. He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault. He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free
And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!" I scream. But its now much to late. His face has been twisted into an unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain. Again and again. O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end! And he finally stops. And heads for the door. While i lay there motionless sprawled on the floor
My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help
Pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

(Another one)
For every child who cries at night
Alone with shame and pain and fright
For every child who wants so much
To only feel a gentle touch
For the beaten child, who cries in pain
Whose tears run silent, like the rain
For the child used to satisfy lust
Who never learns to love or trust
For the child taken from her home
And made to feel so all alone
For the child whose home is just a shell
Where life becomes a living hell
For the child who smiles but cannot feel
Because of scars too deep to heal
For every child who yearns for love
I hope and pray to God above
To hear your cries and heal your pain
And give you back your life again

-Anonymous

If you are against child abuse, please pass this on.