Name: Julie

Age: 15

Looks: Long light brown hair, gray-blue eyes, pale skin, tall, slightly overweight

Location: Upstate NY

I WANT A FOURTH SEASON! xiaolin showdown

A truly accurate summary of Twilight.

I don't write often, nor do I review. I fave, or subscribe, or both. That's just how I am. If I don't like something, I just hit the back button.

If I engage in a conversation with you more than once, or if I post more than three times in your forum, that means I like you and consider you a friend. Expect me to pop up once in a while and ask for advice about something, or give you a link to something 'kinda cool/weird/creepy'. 'Once in a while' meaning, like, twice a year. If more, that means you've gained my trust.

I don't exactly have a religion. Sometimes I'm a Christian, sometimes I'm atheist. It doesn't really matter, except that I WILL NOT try to change your religion/lack or religion. If you insult a religion (Judaism/Christianity/Satanism/Anything) I' don't care. If you insult PEOPLE (Jews/Atheists/Christians/Catholics/Satanists) I will BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE.

I don't really have a sexuality. I suppose I can appreciate both male and female bodies, but I don't date, nor do I want to. It all leads up to passing on DNA (that's why society exists, you know) and I don't want to pass on mine. As well as all the risks that go with it (both phisical and mental...not to mention emotional). So I don't need to date. Nor, to all you perverts, do I wish to meet you. If I somehow DO want to meet you, it will be in daylight, public, with my parents there. But somehow, I don't think that'll be an issue.

Fave Fics: Batman, Pokemon, Transformers, Harry Potter, Evangelion, Animorphs, Sherlock Holmes, Metal Gear Solid

Food: Vanilla ice-cream

Health: Fine

Mood: Likely to murder the next person who talks to me

Talents: Speed-reading and completing Super Smash bros. levels quickly

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --;

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you worship the Captain, Al, and Techie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've spent more than eight hours reading Fanfiction nonstop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

Lockhart Haters, Unite! If you hate that idiot Gilderoy, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. storyranger, Twisted Midnight Dreams

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "Mummy, I love you."
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers live happy lives of bliss. If you don't believe this, copy this and paste it in your profile.

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same

I AM SO OBSESSED WITH METALLICA THAT I USE THIER SONGS AS THEME MUSIC FOR MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS. This includes 'Master of Puppets' for Sherlock Holmes's addiction to cocaine, and 'Disposable Heroes' for Dr. Watson.

I AM SO OBSESSED WITH METALLICA THAT I USE 'WELCOME HOME (SANATARIUM)', 'THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE' AND 'BATTERY' AS THEME SONGS FOR MYSELF AND MY BEST FRIENDS.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

~Fire and Ice, by Robert Frost.