Hey my name is Ziggy (not telling real name : ) I'm a furry and i live in the middle of nowhere

Games i like: pretty much every Pokemon game(don't like the anime), almost any RPGs, some first person shooters, and very few fighting games

Anime i like: Death note, Ghost in the Shell, Full Metal Alchemist, and Inuyasha to name a few

Current works: well. It's been a while hasn't it? unlike last time though, i actually have a few chapters of chase of the spectre to put up soon! that and i know where i want the story to go now! before that was one of the reasons i didn't write much. i just didn't want to write a story that i didn't know where it was going.

Currently doing: Reading fan fics, writing my fan fic, , playing final fantasy:crystal chronicles: crystal bearers, and generally annoying my friends.

If you have any good stories, tell me and i will read. I love finding new stories, and i AM a good reviewer. or at least i review often. either way welcome to my page and i hope that you will be a reader of my story!

And yes, I will beta read a story.

and now some mindless ballyhoo from a random author! post if you like!

here are some funny things that i found on snintendog's profile from other peoples profiles

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news fl ash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

-Less stupidity going around the world

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

-Kudos for handrails!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

Totally. No denying it

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

logged in at least 12 hours so far heh... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

-some times i wonder if spellcheck and grammar check is retarded or if the authors give them weed or something..

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

-yep. been said plenty of times to me.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, put this in your profile.

-Sorry to break this to everyone, but I do value the few brain cells I have. If they're gonna die, I'd rather end up using them before they do!

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, put this in your profile.

-if i was popular and fitting in then my myspace page wouldn't say what it says lol.

Admitting you are weird means that you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, put this in your profile.

-YAYZ im not normal!!

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person 'What was your first clue?' 'Your point being?' 'You just realized this now?' or 'Wow, you're even more stupid than you look.', then put this in your profile.

-sarcasm is the greatest thing evar

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

-BOOM!! heheheheh!

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

wheeee post post post post ITS CATCHING RUNNNNN!!

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile

yay for thing that make you scratch your head!

Some quotes to make you think (and possibly smile!)

"I doubt, therefore I might be."

"When I was born, I was so shocked I didn't talk for a year and a half..."

"Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things."

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."

"If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?"

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"

"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."

"If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you."

"If all the students who slept through lectures were laid end to end, they'd all be a lot more comfortable."

"Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people's sleep."

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."

"Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear." Totally and absolutely true. I just suffered from this syndrome lately...

"May the force be with You" "And also with You" classic... :)

quotes from killr noob:

"Never underestimate noobs; they may do something stupid enough to be brilliant." -myself

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. You have to let them be who they are and pick it themselves." -Billy (from Grim Adventures) (Think about it; it's quite philosophical)

"There are 2 things that can fix the world's problems: God and duct tape." -myself

"The greatest friendships are where you can insult each other to death and still laugh at yourself." -myself

"He who speaks does not know. He who knows does not speak." -Forbidden Kingdom

"Fight the power! Or if you can't do that, just turn it off and on really fast." -Sisson

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." -Unknown

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and socially dead." -Eddie

"Learn to laugh at yourself. It makes life a lot funnier!" -myself

"83 percent of statistics are made up on the spot."

"If you're one-in-a-million, there are 6,600 people just like you."

"Scars are tattoos with better stories."

will post more later, See ya :