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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.
Alright, so I know that I haven't updated anything in FOREVER. I've honestly had a rough year, what with it being my nephew's first year of school (he's going to be in Kindergarten in August... and he just lost his first tooth! -swoon-). I've also been working on a couple of different ORIGINAL projects - as in my own books! And research is difficult, you have to look everywhere for the information you need, then you have to verify that it's correct - it's a huge undertaking. But I was determined to update my two most popular stories, Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top and The Elevator. However, fate intervened on Friday, July 6th, when my nephew and I were goofing around and, in an effort to block a high-powered kick, I foolishly threw my hand out and his foot connected with my thumb. It's broken. Fractured. Done. Finished. The fat lady is singing, my friends. I'm not sure yet whether it'll need surgery or not, but it's my RIGHT thumb and, being that my right hand is my dominant, this means that I can't do anything with it. I can't hold a pencil. Believe me when I say that this depresses the fuck out of me. I can still type, yes, but it takes a while and my computer time is limited as it is, so as far as updaing goes, it's looking grim. I read online that it could take THREE MONTHS or more to heal, depending on the severity, so that's that. I'm truly sorry that I've left you all hanging, but don't worry; I WILL UPDATE, EVEN IF IT TAKES ME FOREVER!!! Thanks for being so understanding.
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and paste if you're a ninja!
Time to say the sasusaku pledge of allegiance:
I pledge allegiance to sasusaku fandom from the anime Naruto. And to the unconditional love for which it stands, one couple, meant to be, forever and always, for happiness and sasusaku for all!
I mean, seriously, this couple is just SO OBVIOUS! And it is just SO OBVIOUS! that I don't own the real Pledge of Allegiance to the United States of America.
Can I just ask a question? Yeah, wtf happened to all the authors on fanfiction? I'm going through my favorite authors, and about half of them have deleted their stories and whatnot. Why??? I mean, if you don't want to write anymore, fine, but don't delete your stories! What about the people who loved them so much that they go back just to re-read them and maybe even get inspiration from them?! I promise, guys, if I ever decide not to write anymore (haha, yeah right) then I will leave my stories up for your entertainment pleasure. That is my fanfiction oath.
Hey everyone! Here are some of my facts!
Name: Kristy (female, ppl)
Age: 20 Ugh, I'm so freakin' old!!
Birthday: August 8th Dude, I have the same b-day as Hikaru from Magic Knight Rayearth and Inuzuka Tsume, Kiba's mom from Naruto!! Isn't that awesome?!
Favorite anime:... I will need more space, but includes naruto, inuyasha, elfen lied, fma, fruits basket, fmp, bleach, stuff like that.
Favorite music: Well, I listen to almost anything. I love Flyleaf, Cascada, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne, Carrie Underwood, Dido, Nickleback, Finger Eleven, Vanessa Carlton, September, Fort Minor, Leona Lewis, Anna Nalick, Maroon 5, The All-American Rejects--everything from country to rock to pop to rap!
Any song by Fun. Seriously. They rock BOTH of my socks.
Nothing by The Script: (And my mates are all there tryin' to calm me down, 'cause I'm shoutin' your name all over town. I'm swearin' if I go there now, I can change her mind, turn it all around. And I know that I'm drunk, but I'll say the words, and she'll listen this time even though they're slurred, so I dialed her number and confessed to her I'm still in love, but all I heard was nothing. She said nothing. I got nothing.)
If You Ever Come Back by The Script: (I'll leave the door on the latch, if you ever come back, if you ever come back. I'll leave the light in the hall and the key under the mat, if you ever come back. There'll be a smile on my face and the kettle on, and it will be just like you were never gone. I'll leave the light in the hall and the key under the mat, if you ever come back, if you ever come back now.)
Walk Away by The Script: (You've fallen in love in the worst way, and if you don't go now then you'll stay. 'Cause I'll never let you leave, never let you breathe, 'cause if you're lookin' for heaven, baby it sure as hell ain't me. So walk away, walk away, oh. Save yourself from the heartache, oh, go now 'fore it's too late.)
Exit Wounds by The Script: (And I hurt so bad that I search my skin for the entry point, where love went in and richocheted, and bounced around and left a hole when you walked out. I'm fallin' through the doors of the emergency room, can anybody help me with these exit wounds? I don't know how much more love this heart can lose, and I"m dyin', dyin' from these exit wounds.)
You Won't Feel A Thing by The Script: (When trouble thinks it's found us, the world falls down around us. I promise, baby you won't ever, you won't ever feel a thing. 'Caus I will take it on the chin, eh, for you, so lay your cuts and bruises over my skin. I promise you won't feel a thing. 'Cause everything the world could throw, I'll stand in front, I'll take the blow for you, for you. Yeah everythinjg the world could throw, I'll take the sticks, I'll take the stones for you, for you.)
Words by Anna Nalick: (And words can't feel, and words don't breathe, and words can't tell you what you mean to me. Those three small words are overused, so "more than words" means more than "I love you". If you're savvy you'll know what I'm trying to say when I say, "I'll settle for 'I love you' anyway". I could tell you that I cut you out of stars, but it's just a ghost of what I'm feeling in my heart. And that is only words, yeah that is only words, damn it all the words and words and words just get in my way. And love, yeah you're leavin' me speechless, I can feel it in each kiss, and it's bigger than, bigger than words. So I hope you can feel it, 'cause I couldn't conceal it, when it's bigger than, bigger than words.)
Last Kiss by Taylor Swift: (But now I'll go sit on the floor wearing your clothes. All that I know is that I don't know how to be something you miss. I never thought we'd have a last kiss. Never imagined we'd end like this, your name, forever the name on my lips.)
Somebody That I Used To Know feat. Kimbra by Gotye: (But you didn't have to cut me off, make out like it never happened and that we were nothing. And I don't even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough. No, you didn't have to stoop so low, have your friends collect your records and then change your number. I guess that I don't need that, though, now you're just somebody that I used to know.) Gah, I love this song so much! His voice...
Eyes Wide Open by Gotye: (Some people offered up answers. We made out like we heard, they were only words. They didn't add up to a chage in the way we were living. And the saddest thing is all of it could have been avoided. But it was like to stop consuming's to stop being human, and why would I make a change if you won't? We're all in the same boat, staying afloat for the moment. We walk the plank with out eyes wide open.)
Settle Down by Kimbra: (I wanna settle down, I wanna settle down. Won't you settle down with me, settle down. We can settle at a table, a table for two. Won't you wine and dine with me, settle down. I wanna raise a child, I wanna raise a child. Won't you raise a child with me, raise a child. We'll call her Nebraska, Nebraska Jones. She'll have your nose, just so you know.)
Cameo Lover by Kimbra: ('cause everyday's like talking in your sleep, love is like a silhouette in dreams. Open up your heart, open up your heart, open up your heart and let me pull you out of here. I've got high hopes, baby, but all you do is take me down to depths that I never knew. You've got two arms, baby, they're all tangled in ladies of the black skies posin' blue. Let go of your mother and turn to your brother, not a long-gone lover's noose. Sometimes, baby, the hardest part of breaking is leaving pieces behind you.)
Good Intent by Kimbra: (Out to feed that habit when you've sowed that seed, nothing made you feel out of the ordinary. But the air turns sombre and the night took heed, took you on a waltz of hypocrisy. She broke your bones, now you're lying in the dirt, the shadow of a hunter under your torture. It's not enough to say it's not what's in your heart, you've tainted every moment till death do we part. I know you didn't mean it, boy, you meant so well, the pennies are cascading down your wishing well. I know you didn't mean it when you counted to ten, you're slipping through the fingers of your good intent, such a good intent.)
Lie To Me by Sara Bareilles: (And there's anything I've learned that would keep me standing, if I take you at your word, then I'm empty-handed. A tongue like yours should be burned and branded so I can see you lie to me. I wish the air would color red when you breathe it in so I could have seen it coming. Look in my eyes when you say you love me so I can see you lie to me.)
Free by Haley Reinhart: (It's not like I'm invisible, you still wear me under my skin. When we talk, we don't talk at all. Too weak to leave, too stubborn to give in. Who is gonna be the first to say a truce? It's not enough that we should part, can't stop fighting, too. We don't let go, we can't get close, I still need you and you still ned me. This tug of war can't go on anymore. Nobody wins from this misery, free. Well, oh, can't you see, I wanna be, I want you to be free.)
Heartbeat by Childish Gambino: (I wanted you to know that I am ready to go, heartbeat, my heartbeat. I wanted you to know, whenever you are around, can't speak, I can't speak.)
So, lately I've become addicted to songs by Kesha, such as Aliens Invading, Amnesia, Animal, Baby It's You, Backstabber, Bad Dream, A Bad Girl's Lament, Best Friend's Boyfriend, Blah Blah Blah (without 3OH!3), Blind, Blow, Boom Boom Bang, Boots and Boys, Booty Call, Boy Like You, Boys, Boys Just Suck, Butterscotch, Cannibal, Chain Reaction, Coming Unglued, Crazy Beautiful Life, CUNxTuesday, Customized (Princess Ke$ha), D.U.I., Dance Attack, Dancing With Tears In My Eyes, Dinosaur, Dirty Picture, Disgusting, Do You Wanna Know, Feels Like Rain, Former Over-Exposed Blonde, Frenzy, Friday Night Bitch Fight, Fuck Him (He's A DJ), Get In Line, Goodbye, Grow A Pear, Guilty Pleasure, Hallucination, The Harold Song, Heart Fall Out, Hungover, I Hate You (Don't Leave Me), I Made Out With A Rockstar, I'm the One, Invisible, Kiss 'n Tell, Kiss Kiss Hug Hug, A La Discotheque, Let Me Go, Lost Weekend, Lucky, Mouth, Mr. Watson, N-N-N-Neva Baby, Not My Problem, Paper Airplane, Paris Hilton's Closet, Party At A Rich Dude's House, RadioRadioRadio, Red Lipstick, Run Devil Run, Save Me, Secret Weapon, Sleazy, Slow Motion, Stephen, Sticky Mickey, Styrofoam, Take It Off, Take It Off Remix, This Love, Tik Tok, True Love, VIP, Want U Bad, We R Who We R, While You Were Sleeping, You're Freakin' Me Out, Your Love Is My Drug, 7 A.M., just to name a few. XD
Couples I Love: naruto--sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, shikatema, kibaino or inosai. fma--edwin, royai. inuyasha--inukag, sangoxmiroku. fruits basket--cannon. fmp--sousukexkaname. bleach--ichihime, rukiaxrenji. harry potter--harryxginny, hermionexron, remusxsirius, jamesxlily, fredxME! haha jk. criminal minds--morganxgarcia. x-men--charlesxerik.
Couples I Hate: naruto--narusaku, gaasaku, sasuhina, nejisaku, leeten, nejihina, hanabixsasuke, hanabixkiba, hanabixneji, hanabixitachi, itachixsaku. fma--edxgypsy girl. inuyasha--anything that isn't the two specified above. fruits basket--yukixtohru, kyoxkagura. bleach--ichirukia, orihimexulquorria, orihimexgrimmjaw. fmp--sousukextessa. harry potter--harryxcho, harryxhermione.
Characters I Love:
From Naruto: Hinata, Shikamaru, Temari, Naruto, Sasuke (when he's not being an ass), Sakura (when SHE'S not being an ass), Tenten, Neji, Lee, and...Shizune. I think Shizune is so pretty.
From Bleach: Orihime, Ichigo, Rukia, Renji, Mr. Hat-N-Clogs, Karin, Yuzu, Tatsuki, Mizuiru, Keigo, Chad.
From Full Metal Panic!: Kaname, Sousuke, Kurz, Melissa...and others I can't think of now.
From Ful Metal Alchemist: Ed, Al, Winry, Mustang, Hawkeye, Hughes (cried when he died...oops, spoiler), Scar.
From Elfen Lied: Nyu/Lucy, Kouta, and the other girl that stays with them...not Kouta's cousin!
From Fruits Basket: Tohru, Kyo, Yuki, Machi, that one guy, all the Sohmas pretty much, Arisa, Hanajima. Especially love Kisa. Named myself after her!
From Inuyasha: Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Myoga, Rin.
From Harry Potter: Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, Luna, Dean, Seamus, Fred!, George!, Lee Jordan, Sirius, Remus, Dumbledore, The rest of the Weasleys, Oliver Wood, Hagrid, McGonagall..is that how you spell it?
From Criminal Minds: Hotch, Rossi, Morgan, Reid
From X-Men: Charles, Erik (when he's not a crippling dick), Raven (Mystique), Logan, Scott, Rogue, Bobby, Nighcrawler, Storm, Hank, Kitty (only because she's played by Ellen Page, I don't much like the character, herself), and probably more that I'm forgetting.
Characters I Hate:
From Naruto: Orochimaru, Kabuto.
From Full Metal Panic!: Tessa
From Bleach: Ulquoirra, Aizen, Gin.
From Elfen Lied: Yuzu
From Full Metal Alchemsit: All the homunculi, and several characters...
From Fruits Basket:I used to hate Akito, but since I finished the series, I'm okay with her now.
From Inuyasha: Naraku, Sesshomaru, Kikyo (she needs to just lay down and die...again!).
From Harry Potter: Cho, Moldy-snort, The Malfoys.
From Criminal Minds: Anyone who is with Morgan other than Garcia, Strauss.
From X-Men: Stryker, Jean (she annoys me, even if I fucking love her damn hair), that guy whose name I can't remember...
Quote from a story, I'm not sure where it's from, but if someone could tell me, that'd be awesome! :)
It was one of those nights, when breathing didn't come natural.
Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top: Just put up Chapter 32!
Our Destiny is in the Stars: Team 7 one-shot!
The Elevator: new multi-chaptered story! sasusaku, just put up Chapter 6!
Forever and TWO days--fluffy sasusaku one-shot!
Uncomfortable Situations: Will be making it into a series of one-shots! Just put up No. 5! Working on No. 6. Going slowly...
Augh! You One-Shot Me!--funny-ness!
Like A Tomato--just put it up, it's kind of just a little weird mutation...
Skittles--another one-shot that was mutated from my brain.
Breaking All the Rules--new drabble/one-shot series I've started. Just put up the fifth one!
Quote from Augh! You One-Shot Me!--"I AM NOT CHARLIE! AND I'M COMING TO KILL YOU, SO YOU BETTER BE THERE!!"
I'll follow you and make a heaven out of hell, and I'll die by your hand which I love so well.--William Shakespeare
I love thee with a love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold and the stars grow old.--William Shakespeare
When I saw you, I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.--William Shakespeare
Love is good, but given unsought is better. --William Shakespeare
If I had never met him, I would have dreamed him into being.--Anzia Yezierska
Grow old with me. The best is yet to be. --Robert Browning
The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom. --Antione Bret
I love you--those three words have my life in them. --Alexandria to Nicholas III
Love is not finding someone you can live with, it's finding someone you can't live without. --Rafel Ortiz
Love rules without rules. --Italian proverb
A simple I love you means more than money. --Frank Sinatra
I want you for always--days, years, eternities. --Franz Schubert
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. --Unknown
Love is friendship set on fire. --Anita Hodzic
I am, in every thought of my heart, yours. --Woodrow Wilson
Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough. --P. A. C. de Beamarchais
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. --Plato
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. --Madame de Stael
When love is not madness, it is not love. --Pedro Caldron de la Baraca
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. --Mignon McLaughlin
Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts. --Unknown
In all that we do let us do it for love. --Chris Cotton
In order to love simply, it is necessary to know how to show love. --Fyodor Dostoevsky
Love does not begin the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war, love is growing up. --James Baldwin
Her lips on his could tell him better than all her stumbling words.--Margaret Mitchell
Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.--Japanese proverb
Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.--Karl Minninger
Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law.--Boethius
The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.--Jean Cocteau
'Cause I love you with all that I am, and my voice shakes along with my hands.--?
My dream is to hear rocks hitting the window and see you standing in the rain.--?
Love me now, love me never, but if you love me, love me forever.--?
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.--G.K. Chesterton
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.--Bob Marley
The mere sense of living is joy enough.--Emily Dickinson
Forever is composed of nows.--Emily Dickinson
We turn not older with years, but newer each day.--Emily Dickinson
I'm Nobody! Who are you?--Emily Dickinson
A word is dead when it's been said, they say. I say it just begins to live that day.--Emily Dickinson
Because I could not stop for Death/ He kindly stopped for me/ The Carriage held but just Ourselves/ And Immortality.--Emily Dickinson
They might not need me; but they might/ I'll let my head be just in sight;/ A smile as small as mine might be/ Precisely their necessity.--Emily Dickinson
Heart, we will forget him,/ You and I, tonight!/ You must forget the warmth he gave,/ I will forget the light!--Emily Dickinson
Tell all the truth but tell it slant.--Emily Dickinson
There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I'm not positive I am thinking.--John M. Eades
I'll sleep when I'm dead.--Warren Zeyon
It's an old habit with the theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead.--Robert G. Ingersoll
Sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.--?
People say that adolesence is the time when a person begins to engage
Sure, getting hurt sucks, but what if all that hurt was just to set
I go to seek a great perhaps.--Francois Rabelais
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.--Jim Gaffigan
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
KISHIMOTO IS DRIVING ME NUTS! If the newest Naruto manga chapters are driving you insane due to Sasuke's desicion to destroy/get revenge on Konoha, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Bulla49, Runo 44, Minami-to-yuri no hana, Kisa Kisa Yum Yum,
If you like vampires, copy this onto your profile.
How many fanfictions do you have submitted? 9
Which one has the most reviews? Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top--it's got more chapters
Least? Our Destiny is in the Stars--one-shot
Which fanfiction has the most words? Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top
Which fanfiction has the most chapters? See above
What category are the majority of your fanfictions in? Naruto
What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity? I love reviews in any shape or size. I'll scream in ecstasy over even ONE review
Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2? Uncomfortable Situations is in two, and Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top is in 13. Oh, Forever and TWO days is in 2...I was shocked. The Elevator finally got into one! Yay me! Now The Elevator is in 4! Our Destiny's In The Stars is in one, too.
Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list? Yup.
Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list? Not Our Destiny is in the Stars, bcuz it's a one-shot.
What genre do you most frequently write in? Romance/Humor, I do believe
Do you leave comments before and after a chapter? Yup. I talk too much...online.
Do you update frequently? ...uh...NEXT QUESTION!!
Do you frequently use original characters? I think OCs make stories more interesting, but I believe that a background on that character explaining why they're in the story helps.
Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life? Uh...not really. All my ideas come out of that space between my ears...I have a wild imagination.
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Hinata, Naruto, Post-Shippuden Sakura, Tenten, Temari, Neji, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Lee...
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? sasusaku, naruhina, shikatema, nejiten, kibaino or inosai
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? I have my perverted moments, so sometimes hentai...but not like hardcore dirty smut.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Not yet. Someday.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Had a poster, my kitty ripped it TT , a shirt, the first season in Japanese with subtitles, and lots and lots of pics...hee hee
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Heh, I wish. But not really... I'm not that crazy...yet...
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NARUHINA
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUSAKU!
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 8. I love Hinata.
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No. Tobi is Madara. It's been revealed.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yup. Been revealed. How could he not be?
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? -shrugs- Not a big Akatsuki fan, really... But I'd have to say Konan.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? He's an ass. But has a cute one. Decisions...probably Pro. If he'd get his head out of afore mentioned ass.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Not quite...working on it, though.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Not yet...working on it.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ADHD...he's hyper, too.
17. Sub or dub? Probably sub...when I first heard their voices in English, I was shocked.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro. She's gotten better since her 'OMG-Sasuke-is-Sex-God' phase...I think she's grown some balls since then...er, I mean...never mind
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Not partial.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes!
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? I think Gai is funny...
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku, probably.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWESOMELY WEIRD! YOSH!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Probably Sasuke...or Sakura...ooh, or Hinata...
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Of course!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!
27. Do you like lemons? On lemon cake with lemon filling and lemon icing! ...is there such a thing as lemon milk?
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom ignores me when I go on one of my Naruto spouting sprees...but I named my cat Hinata, so she's gotta be aware.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? ALL OF THEM. :D
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Huh?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My friend Marion WILL come over to the dark side...some day... Kristi and I swayed Kellie to join our cause...
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I was doodling his name on a piece of paper and my classmate was like, "Hey, I've seen that on Cartoon Network!" I was shocked.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' If my teacher cursed, I would sue her...hee hee...but no. I don't draw.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yes. For the worse...I sit in class all day writing. Once I had a great idea and actually yelled out, "YES! NARUHINA FOREVER!" I got in trouble.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I am broke, but not thanks to Naruto. I don't blame him.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'm curious, I admit...
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No way. No way in hell.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I suck at drawing.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No!
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? I have many. Kyle, Daisuke, Cara, Tomisho...Sugo, Shii.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? I've never been happier to be declared insane.
Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!
1. Hyuga Hinata
2. Haruno Sakura
3. Uzumaki Naruto
4. Uchiha Sasuke
5. Namikaze Minato
6. Nara Shikamaru
7. Sabaku No Temari
8. Rock Lee
9. Hyuga Neji
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
ShikaTen? Nope. Don't plan to.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Eh...Sasuke's pretty hot. An ass, but hot. Like, he's an easy 9.5
3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Tsunade get Lee pregnant?! Gyaah!
4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Oh yeah. Tenten's the best.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
No! Minato belongs to Kushina!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Temari walked in on Sakura and Tsunade? Probably a hot Yuri fic...that I wouldn't read.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.
He was always the loud, hyperactive ninja. But on that mission to retrieve Tsunade, when he met HER, for the first time, Naruto thought like a man.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
O.O No way.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Everyone Needs A Hug Sometimes
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?
idk. Tenten's pretty.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Def. two/four, but not anything else.
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Ton-Ton! Give me back the condom!" haha
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Happy Happy Joy Joy
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: MAY CAUSE INVOLUNTARY RELEASE OF BOWELS, STOMACH CONTENTS, OR A NASTY COMBINATION OF THE BOTH. INDUCES CRIES OF TERROR. MAY KILL THOSE FAINT OF HEART. DO NOT TAKE WITH ALCOHOL.
18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"So, I see you were able to resusitate(sp?) that boy...I sure could use the kiss of life."
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
"It was bound to happen. With Sasuke gone, Lee had full rein. And Sakura was always sneaking looks at him...I knew they were gonna get together." Gag me.
20) How emo is Seven?
Temari isn't in the least bit emo.
Six Pairings I Like:
1) Sasuke x Sakura (Naruto)
2) Naruto x Hinata (Naruto)
3) Edward x Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)
4) Ichigo x Orihime (Bleach)
5) Yuffie x Vincent (Final Fantasy VII)
6) Rikku x Gippal (Final Fantasy X-2)
Three Ships I've Abandoned:
Three Ships I've Never Liked:
10) Shikamaru x Ino (Naruto)
11) Ichigo x Rukia (Bleach)
12) Naruto x Sakura (Naruto)
Two Ships that have Piqued my Interest:
13) Kakashi x Anko (Naruto)
14) Renji x Rukia (Bleach)
#1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
Because ichihime is so much cuter, and I love Orihime, and she loves Ichigo, so it's not exactly rocket science. Besides, Rukia and Ichigo are just friends and if they ever DID (God forbid) ever become romantically involved, they would end up killing each other.
#2. Who do you know that ships #13?
Um, the authors of some of my favorite fanfics, but I'm too lazy to look up the names now.
#3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
Um, if they got together and made adorable blonde-haired, blue-eyed babies, duh.
#4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
The scene in the Forest of Death or whatever when Sasuke goes bonkers and Saura hugs him from behind and cries. That was just soooooo fluffy and made my tummy feel all warm. :3
#5. How long have you been following couple #6?
Actually, I've liked them since 2003 when I started playing FF X-2, but I've only recently begun reading and thinking up ideas of fanfics for them.
#6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
Nothing. I stick by my ships.
#7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?
I read and write more naruhina than ichihime, but I love them both the same.
#8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
Ahahahahaha... narusaku, definitely. shikaino is just annoying, but I hate narusaku...
#9. What interests you about #14?
I think they really like each other, and for them to get together wouldn't be such a big surprise, yeah?
#10. When did you stop liking #7?
Never. I stick by my ships.
#11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?
Again, no, I stick by my ships.
#12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
Hm. Probably something about opposites attracting.
#13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
sasusaku, defininitely. They are my anti-drug haha
#14. Which do you dislike the most?
#15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
sasusaku and naruhina, definitely. Sasuke and Naruto arguing, Naruto and Sakura arguing, Sakura and Hinata talking about tampons or something while the boys cower in fear, are ya kidding me? That's a one-shot right there haha
#16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
No, but Hinata DID confess her undying love for Naruto about one-hundred chapters or so ago, so there BETTER be some smoochin' soon.
#17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
Not yet, but I'm hoping.
#18. What would make you start shipping #14?
If I read some excellent fanfics of the couple, I might start shipping hardcore.
#19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
Ouch. I can't choose!
#20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Shikamaru and Ino both go their seperate ways, Shika to Temari, Ino to Kiba or Sai or something, and they go through life blissfully unaware that some people sit hunched over their keyboards, typing out weird scenarios in which their friendship stems into anything more than that. No offense, shikaino shippers.
100 Stupid Questions survey
Ever been in a car accident: Nope.
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone? : Text.
Do you believe in heaven and hell? : That depends.
Which newspaper do you read daily? : No daily newspaper in little ol' nowheresville
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone? : Yeah, Sarah, my sis.
Do you take any medicine daily? : No.
A song you love : I love music in general.
Habits you hate in others : Hypocrites.
40 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".
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