It's That Random Girl!
That is me (: a randomish person.

And I am pretty much the only girl in the entire universe that has not seen the Twilight movie. And probably never, ever will.
Neh.

So basically...

Writing is my escape...

It's my heaven. When I write I could be anyone and everyone, and the best thing is people actually read it and comment on it.

That's why I love reviews so much, If people look into my imagination and like it, I feel more sane than I really am. (:

Yes, I have found my Edward Cullen (My boyfriend) and ironically, his name is Jacob :P

Anyways off me and my abnormal way of typing about myself...

iHate:

-People who whore for reviews! UGH! Nothing turns me off a story more than "Okay now if I don't get so many reviews no next chapter!" Sorry, but stories are meant to be read, not held for ransom!

-Stories that seem to go on forever...and ever...

-Stories with short chapters. Do not leave me hanging people!

-People who add at the end (or beginning) of a chapter "Not my best work" or "Could have done better, Oh well!" I mean, why waste it on my eyes then? Don't half ass a story and submit it.

-REALLY annoying Mary Sue OCs. I mean...'nuff said.

-Really emo stories, I do not want to read and feel like the world is ending!

-Same for really fluffy fics, stories should have a complication, simple.

-Stereotypes. Not enough to add that long copy'n'paste thing everyone seems to have on their profile though.

iHeart:

-Stories with a heart, that people have put a lot of effort into :)

-Stories that seem to make my day, don't ask me how, I just know they do!

-Reviews Reviews Reviews!

-People who review who give me advice, I won't bite your head off if it's critical you know.

-Cartoons & Anime. I wish I could draw them so!

-Eyeliner, coloured hair extensions, reading long novels, practising drawing, colourful graffiti, satires, inside jokes, glitter, Newtown, my blue ipod, popcorn, writing- oh, just off topic ;)

I am:

- Caucasian- a background of Scottish (Mackintosh Clan- "Touch not the cat without the glove") Irish and English

-Australian, family came in chains.

-One of the 8 percent of the entire world (A redhead)

Charaterrrs

My fav hookups:

Butch/BC
Brick/Blossom
Boomer/Bubbles

Bella/Edward duh

Seth/Summer
Marissa/Ryan

Abby/Wally (yayyyyyy)
Kuki/Wally (undecided, I really can't stand her sometimes! especially after 'A Heart's Promise')
Hoagie/Fanny (teehee...awesomesauce)
Nigel/Rachel
Hoagie/Lizzie (i think its funny, why aren't there more stories like that?)

Stories:

Before I forget: WRITERS BLOCK!! ARGH! 5/7

Perfect Strangers: I know I know, and I'm sorry, it's just many people have expressed their opinion they're pissed at me, and frankly I'm a little turned off Twlight now, specially since everyone else has gotten into it and I couldn't get passed Eclipse, but If i begin again I'm just going to get stuck on it again, and more people will be left unsatisfied. I'm trying to come up with an awesomely long chapter now... But when it's a book you have restrictions!

Babysitter: Contemplating on continuing...

Random Quotes from my Everyday Life.- This week so far

Me: (To my supervisor) Have you ever wanted to grab the mic and say "Attention all customers...testicles. That is all."?
S: (Giving me a weird look) No, but I have wanted to grab the mic and screams 'BOOBS!'

My Current Top 10 Playlist

'Enter Sandman'- Metallica

'Sweet Child of Mine'- Guns'N'Roses

'I Don't Care'- Apocalyptica

'Second Chance' - Shinedown

'Battlefield'- Jordin Sparks

'Bohemian Like You'- The Dandy Warhols

'Divide'- Disturbed

'Before I Forget'- Slipknot

'First Date'- Blink 182

'Paint it Black' - the Rolling Stones

Random Note:

To Flamers:

True, I have never been flamed, but really I can't STAND effiin' flamers! They annoy me so much! I mean, who died and gave them the right to completely destroy another person's writing ability? Hello, YOU ARE NOT DOING THEM ANY FAVOURS!

It's called Contructive Criticism people! "Oh ha ha a turd out of my ass could write better than that" Is in NO WAY helping a person's writing ability! In my opinion, it's openly saying "I have nothing better to do in my life than sit on my butt at my computer and insult people who were brave enough to give writing a go" It's not your DUTY people, it's your DUTY to point out where they might be going wrong in a polite, humane way and give them some helpful tips! Not completely tear them down. End o' Story.

Oh, and I completely piss myself laughingat random people who say "Oh, wow you were flamed by Flame Rising!" I mean, OMG he's ROYALTY because he's ignorant and uses big words, and refuses to hear people out! AHA! PEOPLE GET A LIFE! STOP PICKING ON PEOPLE! Who gave you that role?

Flamers- get a life!

Authors- Report these assholes!

Problem? OOO I'm so scared!

- That Random Girl

xxx!

COPY N PASTE, Cap'n!

If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.

If you try to act/dress like The Joker because he is so awesome put this in your profile.

If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

- 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot... or not. A recent study found that the actual number was 42 percent. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the... 1, 2... 58 percent that hasn't, and spread the truth.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is already way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run down an up escalator or vice versa, copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile. ("BREAD!")

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Sweeny Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this into your profile.

Usually I try as hard as I can not to repost those touching poems about religion and god and love and suicide and whatnot, because I find them so cliche, and I hate to admit it but having "If you don't repost them you're (insert harsh insult here)" at the end does not exactly touch my heart, but the second I saw this on I think Bricksgurls profile I almost cried, probably because I love kids, and I hate the idea of abortion! About one million are performed each year in Australia! I despise the idea of people not taking responsibility for their own mistakes, and instead killing a baby off! So I couldn't resist once I read this poem, and I hope you agree with me when I say abortion isn't an issue just for Christian fundamentalists.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.