Hello, dear readers, friends, and people who randomly stumbled upon my profile.

I am Xilaberry, and ex-Twilight obsessor. I first read Twilight in December, 2006. I loved it, and read the entire series (then consisting of Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse) in four days. I discovered FanFic in January, and quickly became hooked, reading and writing terrible stories for hours every day. my obsession continued for a little over a year, up until the release of Breaking Dawn. I read it in less then a day, and found it positively terrible and hilarious. It was then that I realized how sad my obsession was and stopped re-reading the series every week and spending hours daily reading and writing fanfics. When the movie came out, I saw it four times with my ex-Twilight obsessor friend and annoyed the entire theater by laughing my ass off at the image of Robert Pattinson in those awful sunglasses. Today I no longer read Twilight fanfics, except to laugh at the people who write those Twilight/Jonas Brothers crossovers where Edward leaves Bella again and Bella meets and falls in love with Nick and is happy until Edward returns and screws everything up. Today I laugh in the face of all fans of the movie and everybody who obsessivly reads all those millions of articles in People and other suck magazines about Rob's love life. Today I have begun re-writing all my terrible, terrible old fanfics because I feel that they are an enormous black spot on the shiny white piece of paper that is my writing.

So a bit about me. I am a Washington freshman. I love the rain and ultimate frisbee. I enjoy reading, writing, dancing, and music. I have an unfortunate tendency to get hurt, and I hate arrogant, self-centered jerks. I dance to the beat of a different drum then the average highschooler- I live to have fun, not to be hyper popular. I hate Taylor Swift and every disney star alive, and I love life.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

f people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you believe pollution should be punishable by death put this on your page!

If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (Or geek.)

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been called weird because you typed OMC instead of OMG copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile (true, but for other reasons. sorry. nothing to do with twilight)