hellopants
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since: 12-18-07, id: 1448300, Profile Updated: 03-02-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

I am a proud member of The Cookie League!

TaDah! We have a Cookie League chat room! http://www.freewebs.com/hellopants/cookieparty.htm

Here are a few stories that were written by The Cookie League! That means I helped write them! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4119634/1/Stupid_Shiny_Cullen_Cars

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4118161/1/Bathroom_Confessionals

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4146393/1/The_Lion_The_Bear_and_Some_Crazy_Closets

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4205184/1/As_The_Cushion_Turns

WWES!! What Would Edward Say? (Oh, I own that!) WWES!!

EBA! forever! Don't Break up the band! Go Read My-Bella's Stories!

Bella's Closet can now be found at: http://www.freewebs.com/hellopants/

Oh, if you ever want Edward POV let me know I will see if its possible!

Yes, I did put a picture of myself up, cause I felt like it!

The last poll has decided that 21 of the 35 who voted are scared of Elizabeth! of course more people voted no after reading chapter 14 but still pretty funny stuff!

And Chocolate Chip Pancakes won the Poll! I still like my apple pancakes!

As I expected Emmett won the poll about who would get in the most trouble at a home improvement store. He was followed by ESME!!

I don't feel good I need a snuggle BUDDY!

Hello, So I guess I should write about me. hmmmm. Well I'm 21, I'm female, and I love Books! I do dabble in writing, so I hope you like what you read. So yeah, that's some info on me. Oh, and if you have a sister who shops like Alice and tries to pick out your clothes...run! Last time I ended up in a mini dress and heels, not always appropriate. I want to put more up here but I have no idea what. Oh, my medication makes me have hangovers in the morning, now I hate mornings even more. I absolutely Loathe when a man calls his girlfriend/spouse or whatever she is to him 'baby'. why the hell would someone call a grown woman baby. If you want to call her something stick with honey or love or sweety or even sexy is better than baby!

love amongst decay

as the flesh rots away

my heart stopped beating today

but you didn't care to stay

you never loved me anyway

so now I lay

forever and a day


1. One Year in Heaven's Hell » reviews
This is the sequel to The Curse of the Smiley. It will make no sense if you don't read Smiley first. Our little Oren is teaching Edward and Bella a few new tricks! Read and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,043 - Reviews: 1947 - Updated: 5-13-09 - Published: 3-9-08 - Complete
2. The Curse of the Smiley » reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1658 - Updated: 5-13-09 - Published: 12-31-07 - Bella & Edward - Complete
3. Morgue » reviews
A funny no longer one-shot I came up with sitting in a hospital waiting room. Those crazy Cullen's are at it again! VAMPIRES! It's being continued thanks to bribes from My-Bella and E. C. Cullen. The new stuff is what happens when Edward gets home!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 3-11-08
4. Home Improvement Cullen Style » reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 203 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-11-08 - Complete
5. Misplaced Memories reviews
This is an add on one-shot to The Curse of the Smiley. Jasper has misplaced a very important memory about Bella. all human. only rated M for language and because Smiley is!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 2-7-08 - Complete
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