Hello. My name is Megmeg, or Alice...I don't really care...

I live in Washington, and I'm NOT PRETTY AT ALL! I love to write (stories and songs on the piano), read, and contort my body into funky positions...Aka: Contortion. Most people don't know what contortion is. Well, if your gonna look it up on Google or something, be careful... some gross pics come up.

FOR THE TWILIGHT SAGA:

My favorite Character is Jasper

Favorite couple: Alice and Jasper

Favorite book: Breaking Dawn

FOR CAMP ROCK

Favorite character(s) are/is Mitchie, Caitlyn, and Shane

Favorite couple is Shane and Mitchie - smitchie

favorite song in the movie is This is me or Gotta Find You (I can't decide)

My favorite bands are: Slipknot, Disturbed, H.I.M.,Crossfade, Hinder, Marilyn Manson, Three days grace, AC/DC, Breaking Benjamin, Eisly, Flyleaf, Godsmack, Hinder, Leave's eyes, Nightwish, Papa Roach, A Perfect Circle, Rise Against, Static-X, Evanescence, Paramore, and Bon Jovi.

Colors: Red, Black, DARK Purple, Topaz (of course)

Book: (DUH) The Twilight saga

Book Recommendations: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Secret Vampire, 13 reasons why, Birth of the back, Blue is for Nightmares, White is for Magic, Silver is for Secrets, Red is for Remembrance, The Host, Harry Potter...

Favorite TV movie: I don't really have one...

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder ( I should already be dead...)

I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college Ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds! When I play Rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. That way, when somebody claims to beat me with paper, I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry! I thought paper would protect you, Buttmonkey!!"

Emmett Cullen is a melon head. Accept it. Yes, Rosalie, you too.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with your self. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you get really annoyed with the commercials that say "If you, or someone you know has died, call this number...", then please copy and past this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and past this to your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when ever you hear thunder, you think of Vampires playing baseball, copy this to your profile.

Emmett Cullen: stronger than you since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than you since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better than you since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and spicier than you since 1901

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kick boxing!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!

Beys are like trees; They take 50 years to grow up.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The Rapist... Scary thought.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Occifer, I swear to Drunk, I'm not god! Wait, that didn't come out right...

Thanks to those who read my stories and review and look at my profile!!

In every shadow there is light.
In every tear, a smile.
In death I know there still is life
That lingers for a while.

I wish my grass was EMO so it would cut itself.

I'm only EMO when I'm on my period.

Over and over
I tried
And over and over
You lied
And over and over
I cried
And I don't know why...

Thank you for making me worthless in your eyes.

Love me.
Hate me.
Take me.
Break me.
You never stopped
To try to
SAVE ME.

I'm not afraid of dying, but afraid of loosing you.

It's time to say goodbye...

A taste for oblivion...
You might call it a
fracture in my soul...
Something which has
Left me a taste
For oblivion...

For those that love me
No explanation is necessary
For those who don't
None is possible.

GOTHS:
Don't always wear black
Don't worship Satan
Are NOT evil
Do not want to kill people
Do not hate everybody
Are not always depressed
Can be happy too
Are usually nice people
Are normal, just like you...

In the darkness I wait for you...

So tear me open
Pour me out.
There's things inside that
SCREAM AND SHOUT!!

Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere...

Let the dreams begin
Let your darker side give in...

Child of darker skies...

I'm the girl with the broken smile...

If i close my eyes forever
Will it ease the pain...
Could I breathe again?

Hope that your night is bloody and full of screams...

Love
Which has been teased
by distance and obstacles
And has passed, is
True Love.

Out of all the lies you've told,
I Love You
Was my favorite.

What do you do when the one who breaks your heart is the only one who can fix it?

You can't break a girl that's already broken...

Dear you,
Why.
I thought you cared about me...

I'm running from myself...

I'm going to smile
Like nothing's wrong.
Talk like everything's
Perfect.
Act like this is all a dream...
And pretend it's not
Hurting me...

-Megmeg