Welcome to the profile of Patronus Charm. I enjoy writing and hope to someday publish a book. Please check out my stories!!
NOTE!!SPOILER ALERT! THIS PROFILE CONTAINS SPOLIERS FOR WARRIORS, TWILIGHT, AND HARRY POTTER!!
Proflie under construction
AND, I am horrible with grammar, but if you see something, mention it to me nicely and i will try to remeber to fix it.
Table of Contents
(So you can skip the stuff u don't care about!)
News
Info on me!
Random Crap (flameing, etc.)
Previous Polls
Links
Stories/My writing
Pairings/Book info
Future ideas
Quotes
Surveys/Copy and paste crap
News!
8/15/08
Updates coming!
First up should be chapter 7 of TDBFF, please review people!
After that is chapter 1 of Bloodline
after that is a new one-shot.
Following that Vampire in the Kitchen, chapter 2
And the Leah in 10W2ATC.
I MIGHT also work on a new Dramoine oneshot.
-NOTE- Order is subject to change.
8/9/08
I am sorry to annouce that Talk to Hazeltail was deleted against my will. No this doesn't partiucally upset me because it WAS against the guidelines anyway and really wasn't going anywere but all the same, I am sorry if you liked that story. I am posting a poll, should I re-publish it as a non-scriped form story?
I also deleted 150 Things I will not Do in ThunderClan, because I am not foucseing on it right now and all it was was an authors note, this one i WILL re publish in time, so for now, DO NOT STEAL MY IDEAS!
Updates!
The next one should be Chapter 7 of The Diffrence BEtween Fdact and Fiction, followed closely by chapter 1 of Bloodline (which I am about finshed with as of this moment)
After that will be Vampire in the Kitchen and 10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters, and possibley some new one-shots.
8/5/08
I have read and LIKED Breakinf Dawn. Renesme/Jacob? Ok, not my fav, but ok.
Second, I just published a new warriors fic, Bloodline, it's summary can be found in my future story ideas. I fair warning, in about 2 weeks I am going away on a short vacation, though I will have computer acess, it will be limited. Expect updates though, I've been getting alot of stuff ready.
This includeds:
Chapters 6 (editing process alsmost complete!)and 7 of The Diffrfecne BEtween Fact and Fiction
Chapter of the prequel to 4 clans and Bloodline (prolouge NOW UP!)
22 of 10W2ATC
Chapter 2 of Vampire in the Kitchen
and 2 new one-shots for twilight.
Misguided; (BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS!!) A conversation between Irina and Laurent, after they have both passed on.
Killing Instint: He tells me that this is unavoidable, that this is nessacry for me to exist. And I believe him. My name is Bree, and I am a monster, and I will die for it. Very ansty. One-shot.
7/14/o8
Emergency over, Littlewhisler took the beta job. YOU ROCK LITTLEWHISKER!!
ATTENTION! I need a temp. Beta for 4 Clans! THE LAST CHAPTER AND THE EPILOUGE ARE DONE I JUST NEED A BETA FOR THEM!
Requirements:
MUST beable to comeplete BOTH chapters by SATERDAY JULY 19!
MUST be a rejistered beta reader OR have done betaing work in the past.
Info on me!
Gender: female
Real name- none of your business! Call me, Patronus, Charm, or even Pat.
Age- STALKER!! however i will say that i am older than 13... but by HOW much u will never find out!! BWHAHAHAH!!
location: I am an all american girl, but there's 50 states to pick from... good luck with that!
Country or city: COUNRTY!! i am a country girl though and though. Those stinken fire engines NEVER SHUT UP!! HOW DOES ANYBODY SLEEP IN THE CITY!!
Hobbies: reading, writing, ballet (don't ask/comment), playing with my wonderful kitty!
Favorite animal- CAT (duh)
Pets- Cat, German Sheppard (believe me they DO NOT get along), Westie, and two Gigi pigs.
Nick names-Patronus, Bookworm, Queen of snot (i used to get sick alot!), Princess of miss spell words (if you have read my story you know i can't spell to save my life!)
Friends on fanfiction I actully know: Leafdrop, Snowstorm25, Reducto13, TitanicLover3, and xxSakura1314xx, Meadowsong.
I would like to extend my welcome to my newest fanfiction bubby, Meadowsong, welcome to the fanfiction world!!
Fav books:
Harry Potter (J.K Rowling) (My favorite books in the series being Deathly Hollows followed closely by The Goblet of Fire.)
Twilight (Stephienie Meyer) (The best one is Twilight, followed by Eclispe.)
Warriors (Erin Hunter) (Love The Darkest Hour. I HATE NIGHTCLOUD!!)
Just Listen (Sara Dessen) (If you love Twilight this book is for you!)
The Truth About Forever (see above) (see above)
The Sight (not warriors) and Fell (if you love wolfs and you love warriors, these are great books for you! My favorite pairings are KarxLarka, FellxTalaor, HutsetterxPalla)
The Diray of Anne Frank (it just rules. Period.)
I am obssed with...
Cedric Diggory, Edward Cullen, Twilight, HArry Potter, Warriors, Titanic, books in genral, Cedric, Edward, dance, cats, writing, Cedric, So Small (carrie Underwood), Edward, and did i mention Cedric?
I am what you call a "geek". I reside at the bottom of the school foodchain and am down right PROUD OF IT!!
FLAMEING!
Ok, let's get this strait. I DON'T FLAME PEOPLE!! I OFFER CRITIC! I am not agianst that, but flameing, YOU BET I AM! I think that it's VERY VERY VERY rude to flame ANYONE no matter HOW bad the story is. Why? Because, they put time and effort into it, even if it sucks worse than something I wrote when I was like 10. So yea, flame me or my friends and you are in for it. Got it? Good.
However, I do know that there are some flamers out there who mean well. If this applys to you, just hear this message out; a lot of us start out like those people you flame. We all want to get better, no one takes flames seriouisly.
If you think anyone who has flamed you without pointing out the REAL TRUTH and just insults is a spurned, pampered junkie, copy THIS on your profile.
If Flame Rising has sent a stupid lame insult to any of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.
~~~~~~~~~~Stop Flamers Now!~~~~~~~~~~
No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"
If you read it, review it.
Every author here, regardless of skill, aim, story type, or grammar is looking for feedback from his or her works. If you like it, tell them why. If you don't like it, tell them why. And no author is looking for flamers to drop them a pointless 'u suck' review. If you believe in these tenets, copy and paste it into your profile. Spread the love. Spread the reviews.
I, Patronus Charm, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the review revolution.
Things That Annoy Me
1: The no List Stories/ Script format. I mean what the frick? Not ALL writeing is well, story format. I personally think the rule is crap and should be demolished. ALL types of writers should be able to do whatever it is their good at, (with in reason), those stories are most often written for humor, I see no problem with them.
2: FLAMERS! WHY exactly people just go around putting other authors down is an answer that makes me question someone's character. So I'm a mary-sueish Gryffindor? I can't help it!
3: People who get in my face about things. MY business, NOT yours.
4: IDEA COPYERS. So ANNOYING. I hate it when people take my ideas and tweek them alittle so there diffrent. UGH!
5: People who are all like "The Warriors fandom people are inmature" and yet WRITE WARRIORS.
6: Flame Rising gets his own. I HATE HIM.
Previous Poll Results:
"There's a rumor going around that one of Squrrielflight and Brambleclaw's kits is going to end up evil, which one do you think it is?"
39 percent of you said Lionpaw
28 percent of you belive that it's going to be another kit that we haven't met yet
25 percent of you think it's Hollypaw
and 7 percent of you think it's Mr. Bratty himself, Jaypaw.
My Comments: I personally think it's Lionpaw:
Heres WHY:
-He fights really well, too well.
-He gave up his love to be a better warrior, to get POWER.
-Evil guys in this story have sterotipcally been guys, ruleing out Hollypaw.
-He cares more about being a good warrior than he does Heatherpaw.
AND THE BIGGEST REASON OF THEM ALL- HE LISTENS TO TIGERSTAR AND HAWKFROST MORE SO THAN BRAMBIE EVERY DID!
"If you had the choice to become one of the following in the Twilight books what would you pick?"
91 percent of you would sprakle in the sun like Edward; you would be vampires
8 percent of you would need rabies shots, you join Mutt Boy in the world of werewolves.
"What Hogwarts House would the sorting hat put you into if you atended Hogwarts"
14 precent of you said that you belonged in Huffelpuff.
19 precent of you said that you would join me in the best house around, Gryffindor.
23 percent of you hang with the death-eaters in Sytherien.
and 42 precent of you are Ravenclaws.
Links:
Vist me on fictionpress!
http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620337/
Story stats: (see summarys in the "storys authored" thingy below)
COMPLETE!!
I Wish I never Loved You (warriors, One-shot)
Not Ment To Be- (Warriors, One-shot)
Pieces of My Heart- (Harry Potter, One-shot)
Four Clans, One Loyalty- (Warriors)
Current:
Bloodline- (Warriors)
Four Clans, One Loyalty- (Warriors)
A NOTE TO ALL READERS OF THE ABOVE FIC!! READ THIS NOW!!
This fic is part of a SAGA! One of my up coming storys is a PREQULE to this story. After about 3 more chapters (maybe 4) this story will be complete. THERE WILL BE A SEUQUEL that will be a full lenth story (i mean over 20 chapters), to be more corret there will be THREE sequels by DIFFRENT AUTHORS! I am continueing the story from Rainpaw's POV, Leafdrop in Leafpaw's, and Snowstorm25 in Snowpaw's. We may even spilt the story up futher (by that i mean we will each do more than one story in the series). If you got this story from the c2 ThunderClan Tales, be warned the other parts of this saga MAY OR MAY NOT APPEAR IN THIS C2! That is for the c2 manger to say not me. To make things easyer for you, all the stories in this saga will have titles that start with Four Clans, One Loyalty and will ALL apear in my c2 Warriors My Way. Thanks for reading, i will post this notice in the authors note of the next chapter, just in case some one missed it.
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters- (Twilight)
The Diffrence Between Fact and FIction (Harry Potter)
On Hold:
Note: I will contiure these, but I'm putting my effort towards other things at the moment.
None at present.
Up Coming: (summarys can be found in my future stoy ideas)
None at present.
Pairings/ Book Info
Ok, so I was really bored the other day, and i went though my itunes libariy and made a play list for songs that apply to these pairings. The song title is listed next to the pairing.
Harry Potter info: (You know if I was really a witch) Aren't online quizzes a wonderful thing?
House- Gryffindor
Wand- 12" Willow and Phoenix feather
Patronus- Cat (thought you might like to know it is my username after all!)
Animagus form- CAT (hmm.. there seems to be a theme here...)
Warriors info:
Warrior name- Rainsong
Clan- ThunderClan
Position- Warrior
Favorite Warriors couples:
Graystripe x Silverstream (see above they are like the Warriors Romeo and Juliet!) Song(s)- (during relationship) Inside Your Heaven- Carrie Underwood, (After) My Heart Will So On- Celine Dion
Firestar x Sandstorm (i feel so sorry for her in Firestar's quest! the big dimwit can't he see how much he is hurting her!) Song- There are just so many that would work for these two!
Squrrielflight x Brambleclaw (they are so cute together!) Song- Stand, Rascal Flatts, Accidentally In Love (don't know the artist)
Leafpool x Crowfeather (they are so ment for each other WHAT WERE YOU THINKING LEAFPOOL!!) Song- (during relationship)- Some Hearts, Carrie Underwood, (After, Leafpool's POV)- The Heart Never Forgets, LeeAnn Rimes
Cloudtail x Brightheart (he practily saved her life just staying by here side in a dangerous path. THE BIG DOUGH NUT HEAD FLIRTING WITH DAISY WHEN IT'S SO ODVIOUS IT'S HURTING POOR BRIGHTHEART!!) Song- Before He Cheats.. ha no.
Stormfur x Brook (It's ok)
Ferncloud x Dustpelt (they are perfect together)
Fireheart X Cinderpelt (just plain pwsome!) Song- Invisble, Taylor Swift
Tawnypelt x Rowanclaw (he softed up for her!)
Sorreltail x Brambleclaw (I think she used to like him, until Brackenfur came into the picture!)
Brackenfur x Sorreltail (They seem very well suited for eachother.)
Heatherpaw x Lionpaw (cruse you Hawkfrost!! You love life wrecker!!)
Squrrielflight x Stormfur (I don't know why I just like them!)
Leafpool x Thornclaw (see above)
Willowpaw x Jaypaw (we all know it's coming!)
Rainwhisker x Swallowtail (I just think they would have been good togather)
Littlecloud x Cinderpelt (i think they would have been cute together... WHAHAHAHAHA SHE DIED!!)
Thornclaw x ANY SHE-CAT!! (come on Erin Hunter! he has been single for WAY too long!)
Warriors couples I can't STAND!:
Crowfeather x Nightcloud (LEAFPOOL will always be Crowfeather's true love. And I agree with Littlewhisker, she is an awful mother to Breezepaw!) Song- He Said, She Said, Ashley Tisdale
Ashfur x Squrrielflight (He is SO spoiled and mean to Brambleclaw. I just can't see him her. Sorry!)
Daisy x Cloudtail (NOOOOO!! BRIGHTHEART IS THE ONLY ONE FOR CLOUDTAIL!!)
Goldenflower x Tigerstar (does this one really need explaining??) Song- Beautiful Disator, Kelly Clarkston
Sandstorm x Dustpelt (AAAAAAA!! NO!! DUSTPELT STINKS!! I actully feel sorry for him...)
Whitestorm x Bluestar (EWWWWWW!! THEY ARE RELATED!!)
Oakheart x Bluestar (Oakheart is just plain dumb.)
Firestar x Spottedleaf (I am so over this one. She's the queen of Sue Land.)
Any Slash pairing (HELLO GAY CATS!! SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!)
Harry Potter couples I really like
Harry x Ginny (they are PERFECT for each other!!) Song- Bless The Broken Road, Rascal Flatts
Hermione x Ron (see above-but I REALLY like Dramoine)
Lupin x Tonks (they REALLY care for each other!! CRUSE YOU STINKEN DEATHEATERS!! THEY SO DID NOT NEED TO DIE!!)
James x Lily (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!) Song- Because You Live, Jessie McCartney
Bill x Flur (hello she STILL loved him even after his run-in with Grayback!)
Neville x Luna (hey it could happen!)
Ron x Luna (It's better than LavenderxRons, but highly unlikely)
Cho x Cedric (MUST KILL VOLDERMORT!! Opps guess Harry beat me to it!) Song- My Heart Will Go On,
Draco x Hermoine (ok i agree HERMOINE BELONGS WITH RON!! but this is an awsome "what if" type pairing)
Lupin x Hermoine (see above, but i like Dramoine better)
Luna x Ron (NOT GONNA HAPPEN! But I've seen this one done very well, in Destained to Love by xxxcrazychickxxx, though they are not the main characters)
Harry Potter couples that absolutely SUCK!!
Cho x Harry (she is such a cry baby GET OVER IT ALL READY!!)
Lily x Snape (GROSS!! I feel sorry for him though.) Song- Be Good To Me, Ashley Tisdale
Ron x Lavender (see above)
Blaise x Luna (I am warming up to this one)
Hermoine x Krum (ugh he is so full of himslf!!)
Hermoine x Snape (It's ok I guess. But most of these fics have really poor Harry and Ron characters.)
Ginny x Anyone but Harry (huh... don't get me started...)
Harry x Hermoine (NO. WAY. EVER! They are too much like siblings!)
Voldemort x Bellatrix (Well it's not BAD it's just well... disturbing)
Luna x Voldemort (Ok now this one is SICK AND WRONG.)
Blaise x Ginny (They are just not ment for eachother. Plain and simple as that)
Pansy x Harry (EWWWW!! IMAGES!!)
Draco x Pansy (EWWWWW!! EWWW!! DISCUSTING!! DISTURBING!! BRING ON THE BARF BAGS!! HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU SAY GROSS!!)
Draco x Astoria (Dramoine. They suck together.)
Neville x Hanna (Over it. Neville belongs with Luna)
Twlight Couples that are awsome!:
Edward x Bella (oh come on they are MADE for each other) Songs- I'm Only Me When I'm With You, (Taylor Swift), (Bella POV), Bubbly, Colbie Caillat, Haunted, Kelly Clarksten (New Moon, after Edward leaves), Gotta Find You, Joe Jonas, (Edward, before Bella) My Immortal, Evanescence (Figuire it out people)
Jessica x Mike (I hate them both so that makes them perfect for each other!)
Jasper x Alice (hello they are PERFECT together!!)
Carslie x Esme (cute i really don't know why I like this one...)
Jacob x Leah (She needs romance. Plus it's better than Jacob Renesme)
Twlight couples that stink up the place!
Jacob x Bella (I mean it's ok... but Edward is still WAY better. This is only on here becausehe DID help Bella in her 'zombie' stage. I still hate him though) Song- Bring Me to Life- Evanescence.
Mike x Bella (AAAAAAAAAA I HATE THAT FREACKEN IDIOT GOLDEN RETRIVER!! U MUST DIE LIKE NIGHTCLOUD!!)
Tyler x Bella (a little better than the last one but it still stinks)
Eric x Bella (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I HATE THIS ONE AS MUCH AS HER AND GOLDEN RETRIVER BOY!!)
James x Victora (um she is like obsessed with him! three words for her: GET. A. LIFE!!)
Anyone but Edward x Bella (see Ginny x Anyone but Harry)
Embry x Rebecca (I just dont like it ok?)
Jacob x Renesme (I like renesme as a character, but I think Jacob needs to be with Leah.)
Future story ideas DON"T TAKE THEM!! U STEAL THEM AND I WILL SEND MY AWSOME CAT AFTER YOU!! BWHAHAHAHA!!
Death Eaters Do Airport Security!- Oh no! Crabbie and Golye try to curse someone and make all magical transportantion impossible! So how do the Deatheaters get around to do their evil doing? They take a plane of course...
I Wish I Never Loved You - Oakheart's POV. (warriors)- The BluexOak breck up from Oakheart's point of view. Thanks for the idea EyeOfTheTiger!
Never Let Go (warriors)- The end of the Goldenflower Tigerstar relationship. one-shot
Four Clans, One Loyalty: Before the Profecy (warriors) the prequle to Four Clans One Loyaty that talks about the lives of Fernheart and Windfur. I don't know when this one will get published.
Perfectly WRONG- Or Is It? (Harry Potter)- They were PERFECT for each other- Lily and James. So why won't they just suck it up and go out? That's what Sophie De Lean and Sirus Black think. It's the Maurder's 7th year and Sophie and Sirus are determan to get there best friends together- after all losing a bet to a certain Sythien would just be plan embarssing. But what happens when there little plan goes to far? Will they reck Lily and James's chance at love? Or will they help them find their happy ending? LEJP SBOC.
Heart of a Warrior- Look to the Stars (warriors)-Graystripe asked his love, Mille to leave with him to find his Clan, but she said no. As he walked away Mille looked down at her swollen belly. When her single kit is born all she can think of is that she looks just like him. This is the story of Misty, the daughter of a warrior and a kittypet. Follow her on her quest to find where she truly belongs.
This Ship Can't Sink! (Titanic)- What if someone told the characters in the beginning of the movie what was going to happen to them later?
Random Qutoes:
"Life is to short. Go ahead and live a little!"- my mom
"I don't think Tigerstar has allies, only followers"- Firestar The Darkest Hour
"Did you know ferrets like carrots?"- my friends
"The MEAP is just something that the state invented to torture us"- me
"Popular people are simply people who are to scared to be diffrent"- me
"You pulled a Taylor!"- my friends (no my name IS NOT Taylor)
"The chicken probably came before the egg because it's hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg"- my friend Sophia
"Normal is a cycle on a washing machine"- my friend Sophia
"Dreams are often better than relaity"- me
"Once again, Lord Voldemort fails to grasp that there are much more terrible things than phiscal ingery"- Dumbledore The Half Blood Prince.
What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens- unknown
"No failure is a man who has friends"- It's a Wonderful Life
"The last enemy that shall be destoryed is death"- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows
"You can fix alot of things, but you can't fix stupid" some random guy.
"If I could dream it would be of you, and i'm not ashamed to admit it." Edward Cullen
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb" Edward Cullen
"Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?" Jacob Black
I HEART CEDDIE!! - me and my friends.
MUTT BOY IS A LOSER- see above
"I'm sorry I'm not the right kind of monster for you"- Jacob Black
"Penguins. Lovely."- Edward Cullen
"Work with me here!" My friend Sakura Alice
Being Normal is boring, so be WEIRD!"- mr. Morgan (My awesome math Teacher)
"Everyone is wierd in thier own way. And if you aren't, YOU ARE BORING!" -Sakura Alice
"Cry Me a River, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT!"- Sakura Alice/Tonks ((NO NOT THE REAL ONE!))
"I got skizzles!"- my friend's brother
"I am Switserland, I AM NEUTRAL!"- Bella Swan
"You can talk to inanimate objects, but when they talk back, you KNOW something is wrong"- Bella Swan-Cullen
"Gravity hates me and I hate gravity" Sakura Alice after I hit her with a pillow on accident.
"Does the phrase "Avada Kedavra" mean anything to you?" Me while teaseing Tonks.
"The Plot Bunny STOLE MY DISCLAIMER!" Me and Tonks.
"How opposed are you to the Grand Autho theft?"- Alice Cullen
"I sang to a ninja because big bird told me to and he's my leader"- My friend Tonks
Surveys/ Copy and paste
~Survey~
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
My Grandma, I told her i wanted pizza for dinner
Where are you?
Bedroom
Look up, now look back. What did you see?
the ceiling .
What's the last thing you ate?
chexmix
What's your personality like?
I don't know ask my friends. But I am werid and Book wormmy!
Who do you have a crush on?
not telling
What was the last thing you thought?
GRRR HOMEWORK IS EVIL!!
You have a million dollars. What do you do?
give it to an animal shelter... and buy u know a car a boat etc...
What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
nothing BOO!!
What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
umm...
What's it like being you?
depends on whos asking
What are your thoughts on writing?
WOW!!
How tall are you?
5 foot 4.
What book are you currently reading?
Harry Potter 1 (i lost count of how many times i have read this..)
What music are you listening to?
Live Like You Were Dieing- Tim Mcgraw (I need this song for a fic i'm posting on fp)
What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
Youtube
What was the last thing you cooked?
does Popcorn count?
What color are the walls of the room you are in?
white
Do you know who the governor of your state is?
yes
How many different programs are open on your computer right now?
2
Have you ever been water-skiing?
No.
What is the weather like?
umm... COLD
Are you going an vacation this summer and where?
no sadly
Anything else?
I LIKE PIE!! CEDIC DIGGORY IS CUTE!! (haha Snowy U CAN'T MAKE ME CHANGE THAT!!)
2. Fine a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? "up" from Warriors into the wild
3. What can you hear right now? my Mom making Breakfast
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. me- hi tree tree- it doesn'rt say anything it's a TREE!!
5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? T.V is off...
6. Type your name with your elbow. ;lplarlonujds chnasrtm
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes.What's the first thing you see? an old dance poster
8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Leafpool
9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was checking the reviews for my storys. Only 8 more til we hit 50 on Four Clans!
10. Find the thrid letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? nfmhiloaa (Is that Jappenese for I like pie or something??)
Mommy, I love you --tear jerker copy and paste thingy
Try not to cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...
Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you
If you cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit,Goldenfeather, Patronus Charm
If you almost cryed while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit, Goldenfeather, Patronus Charm
A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.
My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me,
I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, Or else im locked up, All day long,
When im awake im all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren’t home, When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight, I just heard a car,
My daddy is back, From Charlie’s bar, I hear him curse, My name is called,
I press myself, Against the wall, I try to hide, From his evil eyes,
I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault, He suffers at work, He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more,
I finally get free, And run to the door, He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late,
His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape, The hurt and the pain, Again and again,
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor, My name is tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me,
And you can help to stop this for others.
And if you read this and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be
One heartless person to not be effected
By this poem and because you are effected,
Do something about it! So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.
Steroy type copy+pastey thing.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm TEXAN , so I MUST wear a cowboy hat.
I'm a GEEK so I MUST want to be something like a lawer or doctor
I'm a BOOKWORM so I MUST be smart
I DO BALLET so I must be GAY
I like Shopping at Ambercrombie so I MUST be a prep
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you just hate flamers period, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a clutz like me, copy and past this into your profile.
80 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasnt copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!
If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm,
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun), Littlewhisker ((haha, I get so much done that way!)), Patronus Charm (if i don't due something other than home work while doing homework I can't do my homework. does that make any sense?)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker Patronus Charm
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. (Well, I'm way more insane than her.)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasly kicking her but) copy and paste thins in to your profile
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (don't get me started..)
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (i hate clocolate!)
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm
If you think Nightcloud sucks copy+paste this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker Snowstorm25
If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you hate Breezepaw (spawn of Crowfeather and NIGHTCLOUD! I mean really, what the frick?) with all your heart copy and paste this into your profile
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've known your best friend since kindeegawden, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you were utterly SHOCKED to find out that Whitestrom is Bluestar's NEPHEW, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe Ashfur is evil, copy and paste this into your profle.
If you believe Firestar is Mr. Purrfect and should go back to his pre-Firestar ways, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Feathertail1021, Littlewhisker, Snowstorm25, Patronus Charm
If you LOVE cats more than dogs, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
If you want to be a part of the Official Molly Weasley Fan Club, copy this into your profile.
If you want to talk to Voldemort through the Diary Horcrux, copy this into your profile.
If for all of DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.
If you blame a failing grade on A) the teacher hating you, B) being Confunded, C) anything but the fact that you didn't study, copy this into your profile.
If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.
I AM IN SIRIUS/SERIOUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!
If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.
If you live in an imaginary world where Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Hedwig, Albus Dumbledore, Cedric Diggory, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Colin Creevey, Dobby, and hey, while I'm at it, Lily and James, did NOT die and they lived forever and ever and ever and were always happy and were finished with anguish, turmoil and agony, then copy and paste this into your profile!
If you wish you were the creator of Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you convinced at least two people to read DH, copy this into your profile.
If you constantly go around sorting everyone you meet into a Hogwarts House copy+paste this into your profile
If you call your most boring class "history of magic" behind your teachers back copy + Paste this into your profile
If your a Gryffindor like me copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile
If you have lost count of how many times you have read DH copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list; Patronus Charm (i'm all alone here people! ADD YOUR NAME!!)
If you you think Edward is freacken HOT copy + paste this into your profile
If you LOVE ThunderClan more than any other Clan (even though they are like half kitty-pet) copy and paste this into you profile
If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.
If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.
If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile
If you(next to Edward) Jacob is perfect for Bella, paste this into your profile
If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile
If you think that Crowfeather needs marriage consuling copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile
If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Firestar can't name worth crap copy+paste blah blah blah you know the drill
If you HATE DaisyxSpiderleg because you think Daisy SUCKS and Spiderleg belongs with WHITEWING copy and paste this EVERYWHERE!!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
THATS ALL FOLKS!! Yes yes, i know you all where fasinated by this novel of a profile (haha) so PLEASE check out my stories
Reviews make me write faster!
Luv ya all!
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