I rather be called be my middle name when online which is Laina. I have no idea how my parnets thought of it. Since they both seem like complete retards, espically when it comes to raising kid (They know nothing about me).

If you like my fanfiction writting you should read my fiction writting I think it is better. Most of the fiction that I will post is poems here is the link to my fictionpress.com proflie: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/606233/ . I have the same pen name just so you know. I will delete any fiction writting that doesn't seem to fit here and put it on my fictionpress proflie instead.

About me:

A description of myself would be a simple girl. I have gotten a haircut sinc i have last updated my profile. I didn't change much. My hair is now just below my shoulder blades and has uptained curls. I am very smart with a very good memory but not a genius no matter what adults say. I like every other normal teen have a room littered with clothes on the floor. I usually take a shower early in the morning so there is a wet towel in my room probalby several. I don't know what is clean or not. I feel like a dude sometimes. I am kind of strange and a little mental (I think that we are all mental in our own way) I also have regular brown eyes that sometimes seem interesting.(they seem to change from light to dark and sometimes when looking in the sun a little green can be seen) Some people have told me that my eyes were pretty and my reply where one of the two or both: thank you (mabye add a nice complement back) or say what how can they be pretty they are brown. Usually they just say "I know and they're just pretty. I don't know why." I am also very open minded and random. I also have a perverted mind and only hit on girls usually. Cause I wouldn't know want to do if a boy I didn't like would start flirt back with me. And I also love how the girls will usually start freaking out. My sexual orientation is questionable. Other people would like to think I am straight but are unsure considering my actions. I am going to try and find out my sexual orientation. I know I like guys in a sexual way but do I like girls in that way too. People there is obviously a reason behind this cause I occasionally have had a feeling of wanting towards a female. I have kissed two girls and was disappointed about the kiss. But then again I was also disappointed about all the kisses I had with guys and I liked one alot. So it may be something or it may not.

age: 16 (holly shit I did realize how old I am)

b-day: Apirl 11th

sign: Aries

Favorite animals: Wolves and foxes (no specific species of canies)

Favorite shows: Blood, Inuyasha, Naruto, Bleach

Favorite colors: Grey, Red, Black, and Silver ()

Just so you know I am up for almost anything.

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Here come all the copy and pastes:

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

-don't worry I hit the walls it in hallway a couple of times and serval walls before so I am used to it.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

-totally hurt and got a bark imprint on my red cheek and forehead somehow.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Most of the time this is what I am doing it most of the time that I am standing with movement involved.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

-These two things happen all the time I think I might somehow twistedly enjoy it. It always happens at school.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

-You have to have a reason for laughing? O.o

-JK kind of

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

My brother deserves to be run over by a bus survive and then get hit by his favorite car and die. Then his corpse needs a plane crash into it. The plane destorys the corpse cause it doesn't deserve to slowly rot cause it seems to peaceful for the bitch ass pussy called my brother that it once held.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

-I always to this at hastings. Gurr Why in the hell do they have a enterance door with a handle if you suppose to push it.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

-Most of the time when I am bored.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-Sounds like a lot of people that a know and want to burn alive.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

-Stick to the plants for clothing it works.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

-Unique people are so interesting and fun too be with. Being cool is boring and most of the time is fake.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

-Everyone hides things from people. But some aren't even the people that you think they are.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

-Don't hate on the beautiful, perfect and innocent as can be animals when in this world, bitch.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

-I do this to my own friends and they do that to me too.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

-Can you mosquitos stop loving me for like ever and always.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

-Ugg I wish you all die painful unhappy deaths.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

-I wondered what I would be like in an opposite dimension. And if I was evil in this opposite dimension.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Many things catch my intention.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

-She totally sucks. But can be mildly tolerable when she is dying, dead, or suffering.

Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

(Technically I ran into the doorway and no one pushed me. I wasnt sleep yet self abusingly end up hitting my shoulder on the side of the door way.)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Naruto that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy...

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

If you hate stereotypes or fall into any of these categories and aren't that way, then copy and paste this into your profile.

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My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I am all alone

The house is dark

My parents aren't home.

When mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With the bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And finally he stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah.

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think child abuse is wrong!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, WhiteMoonlight, Inuforlyf, Saria's-crown11, looking-to-the-sky.

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SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved eachother's lives on several occasion - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

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Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.

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Favorite Quotes:

"A fanatic is one who won't change his mind and won't change the subject." - Winston Churchill

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." - Mark Twain

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the universe together." - Carl Zwanzig

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." - John Lennon

"There are only two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. Although, I'm not sure about the first one." - Albert Einsein

"It's not necessary to understand, or believe, things in order to argue about about them." - Pierce Caronde Beaumarchin

"People who say anything is possible have never tried to slam a revolving door" - unknown

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If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Itachi & Naruto Contest Award 2009

A few authors on fanfiction have decided to run a competition and, as I am doing, appreciation is given to those who advertise this event. There is a large under appreciation for this pairing and Agni, StarsOfYaoi, Yum2 and (Saniwa) have come up with this event.

The Jury:

(Saniwa)

Starsofyaoi (Masterfranny)

Yum2

Agni

The Dates:

Advertising (February 20 - March 27)

During this period, I humbly request all my readers and Itachi/Naruto fans to advertise on your profiles, blogs, etc. We need to draw attention of the fandom to succeed in this endeavor and I hope that all of you will support us.

Submissions (March 28 - April 14)

Voting for Special Category (April 15 - April 22)

FOR MORE INFORMATION, PLEASE VISIT AGNI'S PROFILE