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Author has written 27 stories for Labyrinth, MirrorMask, Beetlejuice, and Kingdom Hearts. Well, I vote we make this short, sweet, and to the point. Whats up? I'm Ocean. I like to write, draw, and read. I dont have much else to say at the moment, besides READ MAH STORIES, SLAVES! Or I'll sick the goblins on you! Now, some sayings for your reading pleasure: 1: When life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gave them vodka and throw a party. 2: On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3: I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIIIRRRTTTT!! AND GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT?? 4: Fat people are harder to kidnap. 5: Joker O's! Why So Cereal?! 6: Its just a flesh wound! 7: Steve Irwin should have worn sunscreen to protect from harmful rays. 8: I cant write when I have to go to the bathroom. It all comes out like shit. 9: I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze, and I wont know what to say. 10: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice ciante. -slurps- OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM! -points down- Just read them, review them, do as they say and I will be your slave... | |||||
1. The NeverWas reviewsPerhaps this was the reason he was here, after all. To learn. To see. To believe. He gained a seat three rows back and waited for the show to begin. Review!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-24-09 - Axel & Roxas - Complete2. Maids » reviewsHappily ever afters dont happen to everyone, and getting work is the only other option. The diary of the maid to Organization Thirteen.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-5-093. The Erlking reviewsIt wasnt that kind of story. Not at all. Re-uploaded and edited, complete with quotes and warnings alike! Please read, but it is scary! ENJOY!Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete4. Dark Day reviewsScore. Read it, you know you want to. Rated for language, lack of clothing, and copious amounts of glitter.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-5-09 - Complete5. It Happens To Everyone reviewsHer eyes were swollen, and snot dripped down her face. "WHY would you do that!" Featuring: Mary Sue, King, Goblins who think Mary Sues are Delicious, and Angry Authoress.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-2-09 - Jareth - Complete6. The Local Wildlife reviewsSarah's having a rough time being Queen. Features: Twitching Cockroaches, Giggling Goblins, Spying Kings, and Original Characters. Read and Review, por favor!Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-20-09 - Complete7. Flaming Dead Nazi reviewsYou, me, a Neitherworld bar, disgusting drinks, and sleezy pick up lines. Lets do this. Rated T for language and innuendo. :DBeetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-19-09 - Complete8. Quite Frankly Garbled » reviewsLet us follow the life of a court girl reject. There is no epic quest, and no romance to follow. The only thing that hangs in the balance is the temper of a petulent king, and the snooty attitudes of his harem of fangirls. Enjoy.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 12-27-089. Heartless reviewsI swear, I meant to write a comedy. I really did. Well, go on! Click the button! A warning for gory content. I dont think its mature, but you know me, I scare people.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-22-08 - Complete10. Pants? reviewsWhy then, my dear, is he wearing my clothes? Oneshot.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-30-08 - Complete11. The Number 23 reviewsSarahs a little obsessive...OneShotLabyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-24-08 - Complete12. The Wish and the Wish Aways » reviewsHow could there possibly not be any glue! Come on, read it. You know you want to.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 6-6-0813. Introductions reviewsAnd all that fan girlish joy.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-1-08 - Complete14. Paper Plates reviewsREAD ME. Well, you cant get a better summary than that! Seriously though, look at all the words! Oneshot! JS, and bad language ish .Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete15. Bump reviewsHe winced. I cocked the gun and flipped on the lights. One shot, my loves!Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-12-08 - Complete16. Move It Move It reviewsJust another tidbit of what happened in the Labyrinth when the camaras weren't rolling. Oneshot.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-26-08 - Complete17. Glitter reviewsHOLY HELL!" oneshot!Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete18. Tea Party reviewsSome of it was worse than grotesque.-- Darker than my usual humor peices. Enjoy, and tell me what ya think. Oneshot. :DLabyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-18-08 - Complete19. Lily reviewsYou'sa being called for, lady!" Ugg, not again. --- This is somthing new, so give it a go and tell me what you think.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-17-0820. Thats Interesting » reviewsSarah and Toby are left alone alot, so they are destined to have some quirks. Hahaha! Chapter six is up! JSLabyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-10-08 - Published: 12-22-0721. Singles Awareness Day reviewsIts Valentines Day. A day of mushy love and stuffed animals with hearts attached. That is, if your not single. A short, random JS.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-14-08 - Complete22. Bra Strap reviewsRead it. You know you want to.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete23. Labyrinth » reviewsOriginal movie plot, different Sarah. Rating upped for her potty mouth. J/S. I had to fix some of the stuff that I thought was silly/wrong in the movie. Read It!Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 1-28-0824. I Met Him reviewsWhen I first walked into my room and saw Jareth sitting on my bed, I thought I was insane. Who knows? But, I met him!Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-13-0825. PMS reviewsGET ME A MIDOL AND A SNICKERS, NOW!" Sarah, on PMS! Review, my people!Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-9-08 - Complete26. Coffee? reviewsHoggle warned Jareth, but Jareth didn't listen.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-5-08 - Complete27. Sea Anemone reviewsHelena woke up to a weird sound. My second story! Go me! Review if I should continue it, because it is possible.MirrorMask - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-23-07 - Complete
