Not much to tell...early 30's. Okay, you caught me- I'm exactly mid 30's. (But not old enough to be Rob's mom, so I still have a chance with him. He is my soul mate, after all.) Mom of two kids. Ex-wife of one asshole. Obsessed with Disney World, Twilight, Rob Pattinson, and good music. I cuss too much, have a dirty mind with no concept of TMI, and enjoy non-politically correct stand-up comedy...Oh, and I make the best prime rib roast, mashed potatoes, and sauteed asparagus you've ever eaten.

July 2011

I'm hosting round 3 of the Slash/Backslash Contest with the lovely Avioleta.

Check out the contest profile page at http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2110516/Slash_Backslash for all the details. Yay, Twi-boy slash!!!

JANUARY 2011

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I'm hosting a one-shot contest for my favorite pairing- Edward and Carlisle. Check out the contest page here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2705041/CarlWard_Contest

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MY TOP 11 FAVORITE FANFICS. NO SPECIFIC ORDER. AT LEAST I DON'T THINK SO.

1. Cullen's Island by Jandco: Oops, I did not realize this is now only posted at the Forest. www dot adifferentforest dot com

2. From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4429957/1/

3. Morning Star by Consultant by Day: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3776144/1/

4. Poison in Me by Halawia: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6069431/1/

5. Blackbird Fly by Mistresselektra: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5669191/1/Blackbird_Fly

6. Beauty Shining in Company with the Celestial Forms by Minisinoo: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4239601/1/

7. Blood Lines by windchymes: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5085822/1/

8. In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4500819/1/

9. Twinned by Conversed: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5960142/1/Twinned

10. All At Once by grown.ass.woman: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5683993/1/

11. (This pair go together so also count as only one entry) The Path We Chose and Not Without You by BelieveItOrNot: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1903737/

I'm picky about my fanfic, and only read Edward-centric stories. My favorite pairing is Edward/Carlisle...what I wouldn't give to be smack in the middle of THAT sandwich!

Also, lots of fun to be had at A Different Forest...www(dot)adifferentforest(dot).com . That's home base for JennyFly's 'Sanctuary' and 'River Dam', the latter of which DeeLovely and I commissioned for a fanfic auction we won.